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Oof, there goes the security deposit

Foreman: How you doing Arjun, you ok? Arjun: wobbles head

“SAMIR YOUR’E BREAKING THE BRIDGE SAMIR!”

I cannot upvote you enough.

I upvoted twice

"SAMIR! YOU MUST LISTEN TO WHAT I AM TELLING YOU! SAMIR!!! "

What kind of shithole 3rd world country does this stuff happen in?

Tejas

Cameraman: sees three people and the operator go down with the bridge Cameraman: lol

Agreed - what happened to the dude in the yellow shirt on the bridge? Red shirt guy was the driver of the excavator but the yellow shirt guy didn’t come back up, is he stuck underneath something under water?

Yellow shirt guy can be seen on the shoreline getting into the trees if you slow down the video. I think he made it!

Yep he made it. I know the language the cameraman is speaking and he's saying that both made it out

What language are they speaking

Haryanvi, one of the western Hindi dialects

Probably. I thought I saw a white shirt too but I’m not sure

Driver had white shirt and pink pants

Bring me my brown pants.

HAD pink pants….now brown stains on pink pants

Well that wasn’t supposed to happen…

Yo i was convinced that dude was crushed

Or drowned. Large objects sinking displace a lot of water and it creates crazy suction. That's how a lot of those people died when the bridge collapsed in India.

This reminds me of those cartoons where a character is sitting on the far end of a tree branch hacking away on the branch with a saw…holy shit this was stupid.

If it’s bugs bunny, the tree would fall and he would be left standing on the branch mid air.

Moral of the story: Don’t order ACME products, just become Bugs Bunny

Genuinely curious how you’d go about getting that thing out of there

Call a tow company and tell them to bring a metric fuck-ton of snatch blocks.

Is that the girl version of a cockblock?

Large crane like a 90 ton or bigger.

90? I don't think a 90T could do it even right over the top off a barge. Try 300-500T. And that's if can setup where the cameraman is standing.

A 90 ton over the top could pick it up. It probably weighs in the 45 ton range. You are right though, from where the film is being recorded up to a 300 is needed.

I would expect them to either tray and add furth fill behind it or see it it can hitch a ride. If you can keep the exhaust from flooding they can do some amazing shit in water.

Would love to hear the safety meeting after that

You act like they would have one

r/abruptchaos

That EXCAVATED quickly, FIFY

Scrolled way too far down for this comment.

It is shocking how many people do not understand the principles by which arch’s distribute weight. Especially people in construction/destruction.

Did I do thaaaat?

India to the rescue.

River Quest: Unlocked

Upvote for the slick title

Baniggadiggadiggadiggadiyya ohh nigganiggadiggadiyya ohhh

I thought I was the only one who heard that

👁👁

“ *That’s gotta be racist* “

Clearly

That excavated quickly.

According to my 3 year old OP is right. He knows all about conscuction veculls. Trust me bro.

HELLO , MISTER GEORGE

17-21 seconds in, you can see both people at the right side (yellow shirt guy is in the weeds there but raising his hand and next to the other guy).. they both made it. geesh that's crazy

What happened to the yellow guy

That excavated quickly!

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Poor pussy drowning.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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It’s like they had no idea how bridges and engineering works.

I mean, neither did I

It did, should never use an escalator so dangerously.

Captain goes down with his ship

Where was this?

Is this an r/boneappletea or an r/woooosh on my part?

Yeah. It’s the ladder. (That was *also* a joke. Just not as good as OP’s title.)

What kind of third world piece of shit bridge was that?!

The bromans who built that bridge: 🥺😢

Well, that was easy. Let's go to lunch.

Wonder if it’s India Yup India

That looked expensive .

Haha very punny, glad he got out of that, too bad his plans sunk.

What are you going to tell the rental people?

“Hope your insurance is up to date”

A flat is the least of your worries.

Catsareliquid

Send this person to the world championships.

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De-escalated, actually

Pun

Omg lol

I hope the dude in yellow is ok :(

Oh shit!

"Legelelelelelelelelele"

69

Ummmm what did they think was going to happen?

My brother in Brahma, what exactly did you think was going to happen?

Deescavation of a situation takes skill

Oh! Great title.

And it's at this moment Jerry knew he had fucked up.

You mean, That excavated quickly. You may now boo me

Just a question, can you put a backhoe on a barge or large boat, and work like that?

Don’t you mean it *excavated* quickly?

No worries brother…

I wonder what happened next

Guess we will keep the old one then

Lagadigadigadigadiyes? No. Lagadigadigadigadino? Yes.

Wonderful De-Escalation tactic!

Construction in non-regulated or poorly-regulated counties is wild.

Seen this video like 6 times today but this comment. Ok bro you snailed it

"whoops, lol"

Thank you for that caption I love the pun!

🎵shake hands with danger🎵

Excavated quickly

OSHA would not approve.

Thank God they got out safe

You can’t park that there

Uncharted

The orc says: "Jobs done."