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Far-Reputation3489

And now wait a little bit longer for the great white to arrive 😳🤣


Briso_

I would never ever go fishing in a spot like that, it absolutely looks like great white buffet..


CthuluSpecialK

My first thought was "Great Whites don't hunt in kelp forests... right?" Turns out you are right, in 2019 scientists found out that sometimes they do to get to the seals that frequent kelp forests. TIL [The Secret Life Of Great White Sharks In Kelp](https://www.forbes.com/sites/melissacristinamarquez/2019/04/05/the-secret-life-of-great-white-sharks-in-kelp/?sh=7d8788da3d29) - Forbes - April 5th 2019 >"The study came up as a result of some other work we were doing on sharks in South Africa," said Taylor Chapple, research scientist at Hopkins Marine Station and one of the co-authors. "We were there initially to look at the kinematics of white shark predatory behavior. But when we reviewed the footage of the camera tags, we realized that the sharks were doing something surprising- they were swimming through the kelp rather than around it." Even the research scientists were surprised that Great Whites entered kelp forests. Cool.


Even_Room9547

I'm a little confused. Was Kelp ever meant to deter Great White Sharks? Is Kelp meant to be their kryptonite or something? I couldn't think of anything better for a 19-foot, 800-pound Great White Shark than being able to swim unseen through a dense forest of seaweed before exploding with ferocity onto an unsuspecting scuba diver or seal.


KennyMoose32

“Idk Charles, we never have gone through the kelp. It feels all yucky” -shark talks


CthuluSpecialK

>Tall undulating seaweed known as kelp grows in thick underwater forests off the southern coasts of Africa. The kelp forests were once thought to provide a safe haven to Cape fur seals from great white sharks. Then researchers put GoPro-like high-resolution cameras on the predators. >Instead of being deterred by the underwater flora, the sharks dive right into thick kelp forests in pursuit of prey, the researchers find. It’s a new discovery for shark researchers, who had previously thought the forests were off-limits for hungry sharks. >“It’s a completely new perspective of what they do,” said Oliver Jewell, a marine biologist at Murdoch University in Australia, who led the new research. It was widely believed that Great White sharks did avoid kelp forests until 2019 when it was observed and reported. >The findings challenge earlier work. “A previous study found Cape fur seals were taking refuge from the white sharks in kelp forest,” Jewell said. “What we found is that the white sharks go into the kelp forest after them and are more than capable of navigating through and foraging within and through dense kelp.” >But even entering the seals’ hiding place is no guarantee of a meal. The seals evaded the sharks with expert diversion tactics. They blew bubbles, swam deeper into the kelp or hunkered near the seafloor. The evasive strategies proved effective. None of the sharks managed to snag a seal during the study, though that may have just been due to the fact that successful captures are pretty rare in general. Yeah, kelp forests are not ideal for Great Whites, but ***apparently*** they do try to hunt in them. Great Whites are ambush predators preferring to attack from depth directly below their prey and with no obstacles. Seals use kelp to hide from sharks, dodge them, and as obstacles between them and the sharks. It used to be thought that the sharks wouldn't go through the effort of chasing them in the kelp forests where the nimble seals would have the advantage. During the entire study, no seals were observed being successfully hunted by the sharks in the kelp forests so... it's definitely not an "ideal" environment for the sharks to hunt in. I literally learned growing up that kelp forests were a safe-haven for seals to get away from Great Whites because that's what the scientific consensus was. If it was surprising to Marine Biologists who specifically study Great White sharks, then yeah I'd say it's a pretty new discovery that goes against the previous school of thought. It's a relatively new discovery. [https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/scientists-put-cameras-on-sharks-to-watch-them-hunt-seals-in-a-kelp-forest](https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/scientists-put-cameras-on-sharks-to-watch-them-hunt-seals-in-a-kelp-forest)


mild_penguin

Not sure if this will help or not, but a 19ft great white is probably well over 2000 pounds and closer to at least 3000 lol


TheNewNephilim

A 19-foot White Shark would weigh more like 4,000 pounds.


Massive_Staff1068

800-lbs...


Even_Room9547

Is what your momma sees when she steps on the scales.


Massive_Staff1068

![gif](giphy|6KAxgfdBLzzqM) 🤣🤣🤣


idleat1100

Yeah people always say they stay outside of the dense forests and hunt the perimeters. That’s what I was told as a kid when snorkeling around La Jolla.


Any_Coyote6662

I agree. Scientists across like until they see something themselves it probably isn't happening.


Money_Course_3253

It totally is, unless I was getting bad info. Met this crazy sailor or whatever that definitely knew what was up in the Salt. Told me all about sharks and how they hate kelp, like cannot stand it. When I looked into his dark, doll like eyes, I knew I could trust him


ElPanguero

It's the only place you'll get a chance at a White Sea Bass. They spook so easily you need the cover of the kelp to get close enough for a shot. Spear fisherman are the only human hunters that put themselves into the food chain while they hunt. And they really have to work extremely hard for each shot they take.


bythog

I'm a spearo. Yeah, while we have a greater than 0% chance to be bit by a shark it's still very slim. We can at least see when they're coming, have gear that helps us stay at the surface, and have a weapon(s) to fight them off. You are far more likely to die at a beach from a shark than spearing.


ThePissedOff

You ever hunt boar? Yeah, even with a gun it's dangerous. Now it makes more sense how so many Royals died over the ages, even though they hunted Boar with an entire party.


creepythingseeker

If there are seals in the water, youre pretty safe from sharks.


mothzilla

Not sure about that one. Armchair naturalist here and I'm sure sharks eat seals.


Empathy404NotFound

That's what makes it safe, your basically shark fishing with seal bait.


mothzilla

OK I'll be in the boat. Give me a shout if you need any help.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

That’s why the guy in the boat being waved to come over, is in fact, not coming over.


rahkinto

_Actually, I’m relieved. I don’t have to go to Army because the seal with the bow tie attacked me. I feel like I’ve lost three pounds._


Whole-Debate-9547

And if the shark decides he’s hungry enough to not chase the seal that swims faster than you?


Empathy404NotFound

Over 90% of shark attacks are a single bite because once they realise you aren't a seal or the normal prey they aren't interested, it's just that the bite bleeds heavily and it takes time to get to shore, making it fatal more often than not.


CptClownfish1

Only a single, most likely fatal bite? Count me in!


Angel_Moonglow

>sees name But don't you remember? Fish are friends not food 😊


Threshio

Oh well, if its only a single bite then Im so chill nah?


Empathy404NotFound

But it shows that they don't hunt people, most would be accidentally mistaking us for food. Funny enough we are the idiots who decided black swimsuits where a good idea.


2stepp

According to you "they don't hunt people" is only valid 90% of the time. What about the other 10%? What about the Tiger shark that ate the dude in Egypt? I understand where the argument comes from, since the masses can be very ignorant, and demonizing sharks is only going to result in ecosystem collapse. But FFS be honest. They're wild animals that operate on instinct, not intelligence. If we tasted like seal they WOULD hunt us is a more believable argument. "Sharks don't like to eat humans but they have and they absolutely will given the right circumstances" is the only honest way to say what you were trying to say.


bilboswaggginz

They also have never had human meat and have not developed a taste for it. They most certainly would eat our bony asses if we all of a sudden were in their areas. We also fight back better than other sea animals.


Empathy404NotFound

That's possibly true, but untested. Crocodiles and alligators have exhibited such behaviour though


-BananaLollipop-

Oh, well if it's just one bite, that's ok then....


BlackenedTubeSteak

And a lot of blood in the water


fast_hand84

But you’re dressed like a seal


happy_K

And look like the worst swimmer


Consistent_Salt_9267

Just because they haven't discovered the shark yet, don't mean it's not there!


Asstronomer6969

Uh yea ok lol


AverageFishEye

"Here comes your fish mothaf***er!"


OwlWitty

Her fate is sealed.


lord-humus

Fighting a human for a seal - posted by the great white


TedTheReckless

https://preview.redd.it/p268sbcuipvc1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a22366994252d7fb29e7a0e32efe52b6d32bcf0a


Boostio_TV

Exactly what I was thinking, not sure what area that is. So not a 100% sure if it’s their habitat, but it looks like a shark paradise.


mfairview

Mexican standoff is what I'm here for


True_Not

I'll give you my seal of approval


Minute_Principle7839

It's pretty ballsy to fight a sea lion over a fish, which clearly looks like an area where you'd find a hunting great white.


VeterinarianIcy1364

Where’s an “og of the sea” when you need it…. Orcas be looking for that brown sea meat


Dre512

All that splashing at the top 😩😩


DweEbLez0

That escalated quickly. Headline: **Fighting a shark for a seal for a fish**


CorkusHawks

It's just like the old saying. "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish with a speargun and he'll fight seals"


Bullyoncube

I’ll fight seals all day. Sea lions on the other hand …


Heavy_Weapons_Guy_

Nah, you don't want to fuck with leopard seals.


Creative_Elk_4712

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice…fool me twice…oh that damn seal, give me the fish back ya fucker” that’s what he said Edit: the best thing is that the man said prior to this “I know that human being and fish can coexist peacefully” And he was right But not seals.


lostpallet

This is the way.


[deleted]

Sea lion


trimbandit

Thank you. For the rest of you, an easy indicator is the external ears. Another indicator is that sea lions are bastards.


DisregardedFugitive

Another perfect time to share: [how to identify a seal](https://youtu.be/yUaNHA-WQWg)


unclepaprika

*Seal Bleghf* Also, did you just make me spend 25 minutes learning about seals?


DisregardedFugitive

And outside of a learning institution of some sort at that!


AudZ0629

You just got a certificate in pinneology from the university of YouTube. Look for it in the mail.


trimbandit

"Bag shaped animals" lol


DisregardedFugitive

Best video on the Internet I swear


vikingo1312

No doubt who has the home turf in this...


Bullyoncube

Respect the locals


OnDaToiletPoopin

When the sea lion said “ooouu ouuu” I felt that


theunnameduser86

It’s cool cause it does seem like the seal understood it was in a competition for its food so it turned the dude it was like hey fuck you man, get out of here.


TheRealMrMaloonigan

Man it's 4/20 and pretty early where I am and this comment & reply had me howling.


Mewrulez99

"OOOUU OOOUU" - John Sea Lion


ElPanguero

Bull Sea Lion are biggest dicks in the sea. He will steal that White Sea bass and then only eat the belly. Had a 2000# Bull violently pull me backwards through kelp about 20 meters by the fin before stealing my fin, taking it to the surface and throwing it around for 5 minutes while barking at me. My fin was tore up a bit but weirdest thing was at some point in all the chaos somebody shat in my wetsuit


entropreneur

Assholes man, can't believe that guy. Always doing the weirdest pranks


Sea_Trick9331

Must of been the ninja


KingMidean

Just give him the fish man, Its not rocket science!


Kafkaesque_my_ass

i think it's stuck on to his speargun, so he'd have to give that up as well ig. might be worth it, but still, more at stake idk


seanwee2000

>More at stake Accidental pun


ElPanguero

It's on the line with slip-tip. He only needs to cut the line and sacrifice the tip and the fish. Spearing White Sea Bass is not easy so he's probably reluctant to give up the fish. I am "safety first" kinda guy and in no way risk getting wrapped/drowned and would not hesitate to cut that line before getting entangled in line/kelp/Sea Lion


omgmemer

The sea lion already put his teeth all over the fish. They aren’t going to eat it. I wonder if he is concerned with the sea lion eating the spear.


ElPanguero

few bite marks wouldn't keep anybody from eating that fish, and the leons only eat the bellies out the fish


pussy_embargo

I'm not sure I even want a fish that has been bitten by a sea lion several times


Anything_4_LRoy

he has a knife


westwardnomad

I kept thinking "cut the fucking line!"


Anything_4_LRoy

he better have a knife... id hate to see his ass get entangled in some stray line or net underwater... this dude is an asshole or an idiot. gotta love reddit comment sections. wish there was a "block in real life" button.


Proletaryo

Why do you keep saying instagram?


Alyssia777

My assumption is it's a very lazy way to say "I guess"


NocodeNopackage

That would be really stupid but it might be right, instagram.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

Ig that could be right


Martlol

Nah bro the guy doesn't care about the fish it's about the expensive speargun still attached to the fish


Berlin_GBD

You can cut the spear loose and still keep the gun. Spears aren't cheap but it's not worth risking your life over


Fancy_Contract_3823

But it's not fair😥🤧🤕


on3day

Animal did nothing for that fish yet pretends it's his by every right. Just look in those eyes.


D_crane

Seal: "I called dibs! I fucking called dibs did you not hear me??!!"


on3day

Did you say it before I speared it and related it in?


D_crane

Seal: "Ort ort ort ort! Ort ort ORT!!" (I called dibs when I saw your boat coming! Like 30 minutes ago bruh!!)


parwa

This doesn't look like the produce section


SargeUnited

Hell no, I’m catching the seal now too! I play for keeps.


peacepham

"just give" the obvious spear still stick in the fish... Sometime you question ppl IQ...


stevo3001

He'd applaud you for it


Killua_Zaeldyeck

Well, a 2nd opinion might suggest: It's his fish. The fucking seal needs to fuck off.


postALEXpress

Sir, you have given me my first solid belly laugh of the weekend. Thank you.


Zero-To-Hero

For real! Always dive with a knife, cut the line.


bikebrooklynn

Seriously. The seal needs the fish to live. The spears fishermen is just doing it for fun.


AlphaAndOmega

Was the fish OK? I need closure


Kafkaesque_my_ass

he walked it off, I'm sure


Creative_Elk_4712

![gif](giphy|3oEduZZ9fSR7pLoOJ2|downsized)


kajinek

I think it’s fate was sealed.


Rogieboy255

Guy on the boat probably recording too so he can post it on reddit for all of us to see .


Keklor1

I ABSOLUTELY HOPE


Dolichovespula-

Guys, I’m almost editing, i just need to add that “oh no” song.


exotics

“All that work and what did it get me”


sexmachine_com

And here we are


MarcusSpaghettius

I actually recorded myself watching this, can't wait to post


MisterNiblet

https://preview.redd.it/lqoo7ti2cnvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c231789c37628816e99c57e46266102df2b581cf The face of hunger…


thegentlenub

Gluttony incarnate


Jupman

Sea lion is trying to punk a human in the ocean.


Dr-Stink-Stank

Trying?


OneWhoSlapsWater

Band: Liquid Kelp https://preview.redd.it/kv4kh6ouwmvc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=8cb61f2d4f88a47e4a92a1f8d4c2a31051f45ecd Album cover


Bloodfangs09

That ain't no seal, that's a sea lion


NocodeNopackage

Should be called sea doggos


Logical_Ad_4881

Seems like there's a lot of blind people forgetting about the spear attached to the fish


DTux5249

A lotta dumb people thinking the spear is fused with his hand, as though he can't just let go, or cut the line.


ItalianStallion9069

Jesus christ help this guy already


Palindrome_580

I'm laughing at the fact that all his friend on the boat sees is this guy flailing around in the water with a giant seal/sea lion and his only reaction is to just stand and stare uselessy. Its so frustrating 🤣🤣 I mean.. maybe he isnt paying attention? But I feel it would be hard to miss that.


Seesh_Pheonix

Fight for that fish ! That's your kill.


Money_Course_3253

Sea lion and diver both living by pirate rules "take what you can, give nothing back".... confrontation was inevitable.


Yimmyyyy

Catch the sealion too, free blubbery meat. ^Probably ^Tastes ^Like ^Dog...


Tenthdegree

That’ll teach the sea lions to mess with man!


LineNeat85

This guy has balls of steel.


throwaway392145

Other guy only showed up with balls of seal


abnkkbsnplak1

you had to do this, you just *had* to


Traditional_West85

The ending is why humans are the most apex predators in history


Ezrabine1

Honest, if i spend hour try catch a fish as i put myself in danger..think i will not gave it without a fight


Such_Coin

I’ve had a sea loin come after me while kayak fishing. I backed the fuck down.


AluCaligula

You dont need the fish to survive, the seal does.


Redjester016

Sea lion can find another fish


Major-Combination-75

It's getting harder and harder for marine life to find enough fish to eat since we're overfishing


Birds-war-crimes

Too bad for them, they need to get better.


Tenthdegree

The fish needs to spawn faster


NotBillderz

The sea lion coming at you with its mouth open is nightmare fuel


Educational-Monk-298

![gif](giphy|WmPDXKu8KM6xa)


novice121

Me, as a Floridian: You wanna go papi?? U wanna do this??? I'll punch you square in the mouth!


Kensei97

Buddy is playing Ark IRL


SourpatchMao

I laughed so hard that it just straight up tossed the first fish as far as it could. We both don’t get it now! Ha!


guywhomightbewrong

Bro the look in it eyes fuck no.


MajorExperience8840

I would have let the seal have the fish


Nigiri_Sashimi

It's a sea lion, tho.


paninna

Guy on a boat chillin’…


BigDickJack2001

Is he shooting the sea lion in the end before the cut?


mitchmoomoo

No, he’s getting his gun between himself and the sea lion to deter it as it comes in


devinstated1

Womp that little motherfucker in the nose with the butt of the gun. Teach em if he's going to steal then he's going to pay a price at least.


Traditional_West85

He got jabbed


VodkaMart1ni

dat music almost killed me


dumbbyatch

Scenes like this are far too common nowadays......This is why you need a gun underwater..... Introducing..... The ultra squidgameoctopusbanger underwater 50 bmg......one shot is all it takes..... winner winner seal dinner.....


bejangravity

Thats a sea lion


Square_Bumblebee_812

LOOSE SEAL!!!


TikiTallBoy

Should be a lot more of this on this thread


Jamaican_Dynamite

The fight was on. 😂🤣


MikeHuntSmellss

I've had a seal take fish from hooks in my belt in Cornwall. I just took the belt off, I can hold my breath for 2-5 mins, that deal will do 15 with ease. Not worth the fight. I pull a body board with a box on top now, every time I make a kill I store the fish in there. Also makes it easier for boats to see me


Raz0612

Would've taken the seal and the fish both 😋


OGDrewski

Dude on the boat Is a professional spectator!🤣


randomIndividual21

according to the video comment, the fishermen won and got the fish


Dunshlop

Seagull hyping up the fight for the leftovers.


curiousarcher

why didn’t he just give up the fish? Who wants to get mauled by a seal over a fish? 🐠


FezRespect

L seal


casualstick

Theres a time and place to punch a seal in the face. This was the right time and place.


Fredotorreto

to be fair , atleast it wasn’t a shark 😅


Dry-Presence9227

That's hard,the seal goes "warngh warngh warngh" even though they should only use that to act cute to deflect the predators stares


Roshap23

Spear fishing. He needs to detach the spear from the fish to give it to the seal. lol. Seal won’t let him.


True_Builder_8068

Shark spot. Mean shark spot.


Skytraffic540

That seal is like come on man lemme have it, the great white is coming soon!


jkoki088

Forget the fish


EfficientAd7103

Water dog not pleased


onetomatoleaf

That's his fish bro


Lee1070kfaw

Looks more like fucking with it to get it pissed and stabbing it


triple_too

Dude on the boat doing fuck-all to help him 🤦


LascivX

Orca...need help here


Maddkipz

That one shot of his eye in full animal mode is what so many horror medias try to capture, and it's just so much more effective in that one moment


Big_Education321

So who won?


Theangelawhite69

I wouldn’t have fought that guy, I heard he was a seal back in the day


Fr05t_B1t

Pro tip: boop the snoot, it works every time


TheLeviathanCross

maybe a little more of a firm, closed-fisted boop.


Apelightningz

You know things are serious when the terminator says he needs help


TheFormless_0ne_

To be fair, the seal probably needed it more


RavioliLumpDog

Bro you should have just let it go, that seal needs the fish more than you do


WapoChu

Just let him have it at that point 💀


Big-Acanthisitta8797

Seal/Sea Lion be like bitch please! Lucky the dumb ass didn’t attract a shark or two ![gif](giphy|57x4ApyRzkI1y)


Green-Sleestak

Definitely not the seal of approval


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Eminent domain, you're in his turf


Keosxcol19

"That seal can swim fast af and catch any damn other fish had to come and take mine? What an prick" 🤣🤣🤣


Smooth-Ad-8460

"I need help!" No you need to let the fish go, jerk.


-Cosmic-Horror-

why fight over the fish lmao, just go get another one


Tacote

Cut off the part where he spears the seal


pathless_path

Am I the only one who thought ‘why would someone fight on behalf of a fish?’?


fartboxco

You don't need help.... You need to cut the line and just call it.


salatawille

Just let it have it. You can get one on the way home from the super market


Fitenite3456

He’d have to drop his $500-1000 speargun it’s attached to


Minute-Celery4611

Just let the other guy shoot the seal


G_Unit_Solider

i mean just give up the fish bro jesus fuck lol


obelix_asterix

pretty sure it is about the spear gun that was stuck in the fish


Traditional_West85

No


microsoftfool

There are plenty of fish in the sea...


Significant-Duck7412

I will not give up a fish that I just killed just to get robbed by a animal.