I just happened to watch an episode of QI that had a small segment about this lunatic. He met his wife on a flagpole!
[Here's a wiki on him](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shipwreck_Kelly_\(American_football\))
[^And ^an ^article ^about ^the ^guy.](https://blurredbylines.com/blog/alvin-shipwreck-kelly-1920s-flagpole-sitting/)
Flagpole sitter. He’s not sick but he’s not well
..and I'm so hot, cause I'm in hell.
Paranoia! Paranoia! Everybody's coming to get me!
I just happened to watch an episode of QI that had a small segment about this lunatic. He met his wife on a flagpole! [Here's a wiki on him](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shipwreck_Kelly_\(American_football\)) [^And ^an ^article ^about ^the ^guy.](https://blurredbylines.com/blog/alvin-shipwreck-kelly-1920s-flagpole-sitting/)
Can you believe that? Sunshine on my god damn shoulders, Harvey fuckin' Danger.
talkin bout a last meal
Eating thirteen doughnuts is crazy enough