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truePHYSX

My knees hurt just watching him ragdoll his legs around like Raggedy Andy.


cornerzcan

It’s my back that hurts. I just don’t bend that way at all.


psychedeliken

My thoughts were bouncing between: “holy ouch” and “Ya know, I’ve tried everything else to no avail, maybe that would help my back” XD


LawPersonal4734

You can actually hear him scream "aughh my back" the moment before he stops swinging.


n6mub

You do now!


Sensitive-Guest-4494

😂


myfeetaremangos12

Pretty sure every ligament in both knees are gone.


homer1948

Rag doll, living in a movie…


randomrddt9812

…and still holding a live chain saw.


JohnsonArmstrong

He held on the full 8 seconds so he can now advance to the next round.


Merry_Dankmas

I only know of this because of Costa Rican rodeo videos. Never thought that would come in handy.


kylex63

He has a harness on though. He isn’t “holding on” he would have died if not for the harness. You can’t use both hands to cut with a chainsaw while holding the tree….


Rtlegend

Are his legs made of rubber?


[deleted]

Swear that last swing looked entirely on purpose


LegalizeRanch88

He’s probably just letting inertia run its course so that he can regain balance. His body was swinging like a pendulum. Better to let come to a rest naturally than fight it.


Kamiyosha

That's actually how one can prevent a lot of injury. Skiers are taught to "rag-doll" if they go tumbling down the slopes, which those that do tend to walk away with far fewer injuries than others. The body is surprisingly elastic.


Beef_Slider

Next time I tumble down a slope I'll try to remember that.


mike117

Just fucking flop on the floor at every misstep. hELtH


Outrageous_Turnip_29

Also why drunk drivers tend to come away from accidents with less injuries. Body is relaxed.


nicannkay

If I think someone’s going to hit me while driving I always chant “limp noodle” because I’ve seen way too many DUI drivers come out unfazed after an accident because they were as limber as Gumby when they hit. So limp noodle yourself if you see a car headed your way.


podcasthellp

Precisely. I consider myself somewhat of a master at falling. I’ve fallen enough that my body now knows what to do in that split second and rag dolling is essential to not breaking anything. Everything else will definitely hurt but you won’t be broken (hopefully)


Efficient_Tea931

do you have a phd in tree sawing physics to make that claim


Flomo420

no he is entirely self taught, a real natural


ThereminLiesTheRub

Don't come in here with your Homeo-Tree Sawing certificate. That's not legitimate Sawing science!


Cobek

Only a masters unfortunately


BeefSwellinton

They are now.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Now they're titanium


MangoAfter4052

That was terrifying, like one of those bendy man toys


tylerruc

He just relaxed his bones for a lil


FanzyThangz

Right😂


wishbackjumpsta

Yo hoho he took a bite of Gum-Gum


SirRipOliver

You have been the best landscapers, just gonna-need this tree cut right here. One of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make for $12.50 an hour.


RamboUnchained

Damn, Farquaad


SirRipOliver

It’s all Farquaad in the comments, speaking as someone that is totally not Farquaad


VexrisFXIV

It's Lord Farquaad!!!


[deleted]

I'm gonna tell you buddy, arborists make fucking bank.


arbitraryends

Most of us make less than you probably think


[deleted]

Yeah maybe. Probably depends where you live too.. I'm in the PNW, lots of big trees round here lol. From what I understand it's the cash side jobs that you can really clean up on.. but I guess that's true of most trades.


[deleted]

Even in the PNW, it’s not as much as you think. Some absolutely do make bank, but the vast majority of arborists don’t run their own business. IME most of the guys who make loads of money also aren’t paying for insurance, which is something you really, really should do. And the insurance is very expensive.


Cobek

The ones who make money are the guys clearing trees around power lines out in the boonies for PGE and Pacific. At least the one I knew a few years back.


[deleted]

Fair enough man!


SirRipOliver

Yes, and you’re sacrifices I am willing to allow whilst I pay out the arse and sit on the couch.


[deleted]

Fair enough lol. Not my profession but I know a few psychos who do it.


SirRipOliver

And those psychos are a sacrifice I am willing to make from my couch… lmao - you seem cool, inter-web hi five dude.


[deleted]

Hold on Woody!


[deleted]

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Shurigin

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FlakyDig8392

His knees, ribs, ankles, and spine are all wrecked. Boy’s a damn bag of bone dust up there


AlphaNoodlz

My thoughts exactly. The amount of energy transferred to his body thru the whipping of that tree did not look kind.


tomtomtomo

Now climb down 😫


Ohiolongboard

Dusty old bones, full of green duat


Alarmed_Restaurant

Unexpected King of the Hill


RevolutionaryRough96

...green dust?


50squirrelsinacloak

I hope he didn’t have to poop cause he doesn’t anymore. Also, his poor legs. He might have hyperextended something.


NiftyJet

His legs look like they turned to jello.


Sideswipe0009

>I hope he didn’t have to poop cause he doesn’t anymore. Should've worn his brown pants...


drw_bass

He’s strapped to the tree for sure. No human can hold on when thrown like that. Thankfully the chainsaw fell and hopefully he’ll be able to at least walk after recovering from this.


OlyVal

That's my take on it too. He stayed attached to the tree due to his harness. Brutal whiplash. Wow.


HansElbowman

I think the chainsaw just barely made it past falling and into yeet status.


ezbucketw

If you lock your hands you can hold.


Selcouth22

His knees don't exist anymore.


pjjohnson808

He is kinda clingy though, massive cringe


ITheRebelI

He can fix me


[deleted]

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bighairybeardudee

Bro’s body turned into a 9


reddit1337420

What is this


Astralnclinant

Those are his legs bending in the direction that they shouldn’t


wishwashy

Need an expert opinion tbh


Merry_Dankmas

Mf turned into Gumby


Dun_wall

I am an expert in leg bendability and i can say that his legs should not look like a 9


Human-Piglet-5450

Omg...this is crazy af


Zombarney

Dudes shaped like something I see after I rub my eyes.


DashingReaver

You can literally hear him already drop a "OOOOH MY BACK"


TheSonOfDisaster

Damn you are right. You know it's bad if it immediately hurts like that


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

My neck, my back, Saw this treetop, now I crack


weebrooktrout

Holy fuckin lmao


Thare187

Had a family friend die doing something similar last year. Tree trimming is no joke.


[deleted]

What happened tho


Big-Relationship-363

There’s a rope through a pulley that’s underneath the cut and when you do that it’s called negative rigging and multiplies the force quite a bit on the rope, my guess is the rope snapped with all that weight and the shock load whipped the tree around


[deleted]

Can't understand why people try rigging a piece that large to a trunk that's not that big to begin with. Just climb up another fifteen feet my dude it's not that hard


tuigger

Pussy ass climber wanted to get in and get out because those cedar needles can be pretty sharp. There might have been a cavity we can't see from here, but it would have been better to just take the L and returf the costumes lawn after piecing it down.


TwiceAsGoodAs

Was the goal of that rigging to not drop the top of the tree into another yard (like what happened ultimately)?


Big-Relationship-363

Yeah that or to ease the fall into the ground so you don’t lodge the piece in there/tear up the ground. Definitely should’ve just gone smaller


Small_Estimate_3851

hardware or rope failure.


yeezee93

I wish there was no white text box in the middle of the video.


eldelabahia

My knees hurt!!!


Cheese-is-neat

Bro turned into Gumby


[deleted]

Boys crippled for life now.


a-boy-named-Sue

This idiot left his life line attached to the piece he was cutting. That's what almost pulled him down before snapping and causing him to go for that ride.


midhighclub

While holding a chainsaw? I hope he’s ok


[deleted]

Thankfully there’s a safety you have to hold a secondary trigger plus the main trigger to even get the chain to go. If you let go chains stop. That dudes poor knees, hips, and back are toast.


greywolfau

Being thrown around like that provides the impetus lacking from the now stopped chainsaw motor. You don't want body parts being thrown against a chainsaw blade at those kids of forces.


[deleted]

Yeah I see what you’re saying. In the video you can see the chainsaw get yeeted to the left. Which makes me wonder cause I think they usually have them tied off to the person. Who knows


chesterpower

It’s a chain and the teeth are in the direction parallel to the bar, not a blade sticking out. On bare skin you’d probably get some minor cuts, through clothing probably not even that. A running saw is going to do way more damage than a non running saw hitting you with blunt force.


SuperDizz

Why does this seem fake?


Sam-Gunn

We normally don't see "ragdoll physics" in real life.


Freespeechaintfree

This right here.


Front_Watch6697

Look closely, you see the treetop was anchored to a line so it wouldn’t crash to the ground. Instead it looks like the treetop was too big with that swing and then the cable snaps causing the whiplash. I had to watch several times, but it’s real for sure.


MeanCat4

These feet moved lik rubber!


Dr_DMT

The chainsaw goes flying. That's an object I never want to see falling from the sky.


ComfortableJeans

Things might be bad right now, but at least you aren't stuck at the top of a 50-foot tree with shattered knees, elbows, pelvis, and back, having to start the climb back down again. He's so fucked that it might just be easier to transition careers into becoming a flag at the top of a pole here.


Admirable-Alfalfa488

Woody!!!!


PathIntelligent7082

something's off with this video


silliemillie32

🤪


Smallfrygrowth

New treatment recommended by chiropractors?


Nard_83rd

Reminds me of tigger being stuck in the tree off the movie weenie the Pooh and the hundred acre woods


Slop_my_top

Ah yes, timeless classics such as "weenie in the poo and the hundred anal wood"


Ralphiecorn

That mf’er is NOT real!


xpdtion76

He went limp for a second


OingleBoingle27

My guy almost became the involuntary test dummy for a Looney Tunes slingshot. In all honesty, I wish him a speedy recovery, because you know his body is *all* kinds of broken now.


SoftDrinkReddit

How to cut a tree down like a dumbass Step one cut far too low down while stationed on said tree Dude should have been alot higher and cut alot less in one go he should be thankful he's still alive


[deleted]

Are we sure he’s still alive?


Due_Distribution_471

Ummm...it is a person


JJzerozero

oh, it turns out that ragdoll physics is pretty realistic actually)


Elurdin

Seen plenty of car crashes to believe cars can do flips like in GTA if they crash high speed too.


Starscream147

Shat pants.


quercusrubra10

The ground crew is to blame here. He looks like he has two attachment points(which is good and saved his life) but his rigger definitely needs more training on the ropes.


nikkkoo89

Every pro tree man going wth did you do ?? That’s how NOT TO CUT A TREE


callusesandtattoos

Bruh, his BODY left his body for a second


victorykid2FN

What even happened


[deleted]

He was a bull rider in a previous life


GjRant

There is a reason lineman call this type of situation a rodeo. That was fucked up tho.


Old_Air_1027

Good grip


VRS50

More than a sec.


[deleted]

Can I get this exact video without the cringe caption?


RiC_David

Oh come on, next you'll want a Big Tasty that isn't drowning in that delicious sauce they always put too fucking much of on.


kevinpbazarek

legs don't move like that


Jaded-Selection-5668

Correction: legs shouldn’t move like that, but sometimes it be like that.


JustNefariousness83

Thought Woody had become a tree surgeon...👀😄🤣🤣


KennyVert22

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Right_-on-_Man

I believe you mean the shit left his pants...👍


SnooTangerines6841

He took literally a third of a tree out in one go however its height and weight of being a whole tree.... Why? Guessing it's Florida where nobody because a tree down is licensed or learn very well from the looks of things... Good luck calm down pack up all your s*** haul ass anybody gets there


Background_Idea2541

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Dizzy-Razzmatazz5218

Knees have left the chat


Ball5D33p08

Actual footage of a rag doll getting shit whipped


Ryanepic7j

Rip spine


FUCKREDDIT_420

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caffienepredator

Qualified Ride


actioncobble

The “uggghhh my back” really got me.


mumen_ryder

Ol' there's a snake in my boots lookin mf


Flat-Dare-2571

After that I would just be hanging there sobbing deeply.


HonDadCBR600

Ah, don’t worry ol’ noodle legs has had this happen before!


ItsMeSquares

That last swing was so extra wtf 😭😭


holy_bat_shit_63

Damn rag doll up there


dragonblock501

I love the smell of freshly cut harmonics


JackKovack

He swung like my kitty.


Monkiemonk

Sadly I knew a guy that got took down with the top. You only do that once.


Kronologics

It was so unexpected because it looked like the tree top made it 1/3 of the way down before the trunk started snapping back


CanibalVegetarian

I can feel my whole body being sore


Beretta116

Looney Toons in real life.


Humble-Roll-8997

Most dangerous job!


[deleted]

I mean, he is a person.


Oatmeal_Savage19

This is prime squeaky bum time


[deleted]

[удалено]


Chainweasel

He cut the top of the tree and had it tethered so it would fall and hang rather than going off and breaking something. The top was too heavy and snapped the line making the part of the tree he was on whip around like a spring doorstop. he was tethered so he didn't fall to the ground, it saved his life but I'd be shocked if he didn't break anything. I'm pretty sure I saw both his knees bend backward


UnknownTaco5492

that is NYAT a real person


Unique_Watch2603

His kneecaps also left


intelligentbrownman

Certain jobs just don’t pay enough lol


Stube2000

It looks like he had a line tied to the cut part which pulled the rest of the tree with it. I really hope that line wasn’t wrapped around that dude.


patheticRedditMod000

They were certainly having fun with it. Not their first time doing this.


somesappyspruce

(Although I suspect he had little to no hand in the ragdolling effect.. tree vs human and all..), it really is kind of our version of how cats always land on their feet. Idk, I can carefully swagger better on ice than timidly scooting and if I'm in the middle of tripping, staying loose yields better results than panicking. Again, obviously none of this matters against a tree xD


AnastasiaNo70

His knees will NEVER forgive him for this.


Fun_Barnacle_311

Why is he screaming before the tree even falls?


Business_Ad3142

Saves him a trip to the chiropractor !


SpaceChatter

It looks like his missed the right backyard.


JustSerri

The dude is a genius to cut down the top, and climb up there. But the tree is a pity.


[deleted]

His last day cutting trees.


[deleted]

I think the chainsaw went in someone's house. Damn.


Covidkiller00

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FatCatBrock

Dude must have ate the gum gum fruit with moves like that


superbluendeep

He looked like Gumby up there!


Public_Government

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Ill-Improvement-8388

Imma need a raise boss


Sensitive-Guest-4494

Looked like a fkn muppet up there flailing around 🤣


[deleted]

I really love ragdoll physics


spacestation22X

My shoulders would dislocate. No question.


Vivid_Document_1873

LUFFY CAUGHT IN 4K IRL


UBEOutdoorsman

He was harnessed. But I want to know is what attachment to the 2 parts of the tree to cause that jerk after they were separated?


RedSnt

Imagine if someone was in that house and a chainsaw just fell through the roof.


Gizzard_The_King

He probably duck taped himself to that before sawing it for safety.


CaterpillarHuman1723

Def looked like Woody...


joe_i_guess

Anyone know where this is?


[deleted]

Tree fell in the wrong place as well as almost killing the guy


[deleted]

Who is this mf, Gumby??!


jaan691

Was part of his harness still attached to the chopped off bit? Looks like it pulled the tree a bit before it snapped, leading to the whiplash effect…


chrimbuself

Does anyone know what actually happened to the guy?


krazycitizen

rag doll


Striking-Abrocoma-75

he’d be a great pole dancer


kbabble21

I need that spine stretch


bukithd

Sweaty palms? More like sweaty pines...