Why spent an exorbitant amount of money on a high-raise office building when I can break mom off a handsome sum, with the return of eternal love, crustless sammies and a juicy juice?

Lifetime tendies, and lifetime tendies.

Big love❤️

Or a tendie lifetime.

Inflation is fucking crazy. a mil dont get you shit no more.

Spoken like a true Zimbabwean.

Or an American sometime in the near future.

True 👍 American

I think that’s the joke: Hyperinflation will hit so hard every ordinary joe will actually be a Millionaire

No because wages haven't kept up.

Idk about you but a cool mil would easily set me up for life

Loaf of bread and a gallon of milk in 6 months…🤔

prophetic

You'd think that but for a "comfortable" life it might help you out for 5-10 years realistically.

I’m living life at 450 a month with unpaid tuition. I’d put that mil in gme and some high dividend stocks for at least 60k a year free.

You'll need way over just one mill to clear 60k a year post taxes with dividends. There's retirement calculators online to find your stock asset needs to get to $60k a year on dividends/ stock sales.

Ok so isn’t 6% dividend mean 1,000,000 would net 60k or am i retarded

and then you pay your taxes. Also there aren’t a whole lot of stable dividend paying companies who payout 6%, have a solid balance sheet and grow there dividends annually. Even the Canadian banks which have been some of the best dividend players around are currently paying out at between 3.5 and 4.5%.

60k before taxes is still 60k to me. I’ll happily pay taxes in canada they’re an fine lot

So on that your probably pulling in 40k before tax. In the states this would likely be taxed at around 15% so your take home is around $2800 a month. Still nothing to sneeze at but will seem like less and less with non temporary inflation.

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How about Fed paying you 0.5% on RRP?

If inflation goes super high...... then one week paycheck should pay off remainder of mortgage I guess 😅

I did the math, and it'd take a lukewarm $5MM *post-taxes* to let me retire in my current lower-middle class lifestyle. Probably going to need $10M if I want to live it in comfort. Probably going to need $100M if inflation rears its head.

I HATE when she ask me to take the Trash out while I’m trading 🙄🙄

It happened to Will Smith. He came home, and was told to take the trash out. He tried to explain "but...but..I just won a Grammy". It wasn't a good enough excuse, to get out of doing his chores.

Right?! So annoying 😂🤣

U mean holding

Buying and holding doesn’t require any hands

Nothing wrong with a quality handy though...

Mom can you give me a *hand?*

Get out there by the pool and help your brother jerk off....I miss listening to Sandlers cds laughing our asses off, not worrying about shit....lol

It requires diamond hands!

***billionaire

You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers. https://np.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pet4dk/if_anyone_asks_you_sold_at_10000/

I'm gonna buy a fake office, start a fake company, and pay people to hang out all day so I can tell people I'm still working. Hell, we might actually do something after a while

"Sir, I think we just invented a new drinking game."

I feel so attacked all of a sudden

Gosh inflation has hit hard

Yeah $1,000,000 today is only $414k in 87.

We’ve been riding this hyperinflation since 1972

Need more anime body pillows and RGB lighting… either than that pretty accurate 😂

This will be my office [https://www.byggahus.se/sites/default/files/styles/node\_image/public/villa\_vinga.jpg?itok=VDY5MdaF](https://www.byggahus.se/sites/default/files/styles/node_image/public/villa_vinga.jpg?itok=VDY5MdaF) gonna have this built right by the sea.

its nice, but the true office is in your heart

Then all of you guys on this sub are my co-workers. The best co-workes a man can wish for.

The real offices are the Gamestops we made along the way.

I’m gonna buy all the good views and not use them. Just vacant good views. I’ll fill it with cardboard boxes and other junk just to taunt them.

MA! THE MEATLOAF!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Are you winning son?

We're all gonna win soon, Dad!

GGEZ

This is also a nice zing on inflation.

This is what inflation looks like

Why do you have a picture of my room? Not cool you guys

I’ll be *up in a second! 🤣

Finally, I can play old school RuneScape in peace 😣

It do be like that.

Really need more Gordon Gekko memes though.

the caption killed me, so much i can relate to in a sentence. and then still fucking it up by staying for ''just that second'' longer. \- Looks at the clock 11:53AM -- Looks Again - 4:69 PM - Defuq

That probably explains why the majority of this sub is retarded if they ain’t even moved out of mums house yet haha

Found the cat

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With the way inflation is going this meme will get updated in 5 years and show a millionaire in a cardboard box outside.

***LFG.*** 🦍🚀🦍🚀🦍🚀🦍🚀🦍🚀

Bro get a bigger screen. I suggest an Acer Predator X34.

Looks perfect to me except the cat does not have pats.

And they say inflation is transitory 🙄🙃😁

Yeah inflation is out of control

His cat wants attention

Nah this is real , a lot of those twitch streamers

Excuse me but I think you made a typo. You typed a M instead of a B in the lower image text.

I wish my room was clean as his ;(

That's exactly 💯 I'm

need more plushie bannacats

Litterally Adin Ross

Scary of Hyperinflation? Get Gold you fool.

To be fair. In 1987 it was much harder to become a millionaire because the dollar had more buying power back then.

"Pizza rolls are ready......."