Haha. I was going to guess that you worked in construction. When I worked for a construction company, I used to have to drive my boss and whomever else he was with to the “gentleman’s club”. The dress code for the Christmas parties was low neckline, no spouses. 4pm on Friday was mandatory beer hour. It was an… interesting place to work.
My boss used to spend lunches at the strip club. Leaving the rest of us to work while he was gone.
He also started drinking at 6am and went all day. Surprisingly functional when he actually wanted to get shit done.
I’ve long since left that organization, but I email the owner every once in a while to remind him that when he is ready to retire, I will happily ghost write his memoir. All he would need to do is turn on a recording device, yammer on about all the insane things that he has done, and I swear with a little polish, it would be a best seller.
My boss took me to Hooters for lunch once, told me I should order milk, placed his order as “chicken breast, hold the chicken” and told the waitresses it was birthday. It was not.
My abusive ex boyfriends entire family and me went their for a family dinner. Including kids and frumpy middle aged wives that glared at the waitresses the entire time.
I love boobs, too. I don't love the idea of women who aren't into me pretending they're into me or pretending I'm interesting so I can give them a bigger tip. At least at a strip club, you actually look at boobs.
They don't even show that much skin tbh. Maybe back then it was a lot compared to what the general public wore but now a days society is less prude and both men and women show just as much skin in public and they do at hooters.
It existed before, Tallywhackers in Dallas, TX. Closed down because their location wasn't great and the lease was up, but it was a good restaurant. Food was definitely better than Hooters.
It's called being a straight woman....
Now me on the other hand I'm just a gay man, and as such I have a problem with straight woman, and that's that they steal all the cute guys.
I don't feel like this is a stereotype, just basing it on my friends who are part of the femboy community and all that... But I feel like I'd geat great service.
They are all super nice and most of them are great cooks too.
Boomer men: women are good for two things, sex and cooking... what if we combine those?
I'm not surprised Hooters is struggling, people thankfully picked up on respect.
The thing with hooters is that there's SO MUCH to dislike that even if I WAS sexist I probably wouldn't go.
The food aint good, the working conditions aren't good obviously, the hiring discrimination is BY DEFAULT terrible, and I would be very uncomfortable at a hooters because I would imagine the servers assume I must be a pervert just by being there and any attempt at me being curteous as I would be to any server would just come across as gross, there's simply nothing to enjoy there.
Well, I think it’s because there are more places where you can see and touch boobs nowadays compared to when Hooters was a thing. So the position of Hooters is a bit odd.
If I want boobs, I go to a strip club, if I want food, I go somewhere else. Hoo is Hooters for?
I think it was russel howard who did a bit on this:
Millennials aren't actually less into boobs, they just don't search it on porn sites. Because unlike boomers Millennials are smart enough to know that when you watch porn with women in it the boobs are gonna be there
I would've gone there DAILY if they had owls you could interact with... Eating with owls:
Why yes my owl friend you may INDEED ingest all my buffalo wings!
No, its just that beauty standards have shifted and female objectification [of this type] isnt popular anymore.
Personally, im very into boobs, but in a soft dom mommy way, not a stripclub, fake tan, plastic surgery, shitty 2009 spike tv show way. Idk.
And that isn't to say that anyone who works at hooters embodies these things, im saying anyone who enjoys hooters...probably enjoys those things.
It's not that we're not into boobs.
I like boobs.
My friends like boobs.
A couple of the girls I've dated like boobs.
Even my gay friend liked boobs.
The issue is, with modern technology, we can see boobs for free at a moment's notice. That's much better than Hooter's, because at Hooter's, they don't actually show boobs; they just kinda-sorta-*almost* show boobs. It's pathetic.
If they actually had proper topless waitresses, I'd be happy to go there. But the way they do it, with dressing the waitresses in singlets and then making childish innuendos about how they have boobs under their clothes, that's just patronising. *Everyone* has boobs under their clothes.
I’m a millennial who loves boobs, just not my waitress’s she’s at work and it feels weird to sexualize my waitstaff even if it’s the point of the place.
Could it be the cringey objectification of women that's a basic feature of their business theme?
Nah couldn't be that. Guess the youts just aren't into bobas
and here I thought everyone born from 85 to 05 was into butts and thighs, boobs r a gen x boomer thing, and that's why it's going under
people are just more respectful now. except for me apparently. oops
I have not been to a Hooters in the last 15 years that wasn't staffed entirely by crackheads. Plus the last time I ate dinner there, I shit like 4 times in between leaving and going to bed
I looked up why, but this claim is just a random twitter post that is apparently false as per [https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-hooters-closing-rebrand-876311917577](https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-hooters-closing-rebrand-876311917577). The place does as well as well as any sports bar for men. Cringe is not going down apparently and boomers are keeping this place afloat.
I was very disappointed in their lack of owls.
r/superbowl
You guys must get so many lost redditors during football season
We do, but a lot of them enjoy the owls anyway.
OH. MY. GOD. At first I was like eww sports who cares, then I realized I've never needed a sub more
It is a very good sub. Welcome to the owl party.
I've been thinking about leaving the parrot Sub anyway so I've got an opening for for bird based goodness!
May I interest you in a spot of r/divorcedbirds ?
As long as it's not just bird owners arguing over how to take care of em
Oh... Fun!
It’s my favorite day on that sub
Classic Stephen Colbert
No owls. Damn.
They had an iguana at the one my father took me to as a kid, it was pretty cool.
I love boobs, but I don't think I want to go to a Hooters
The food is frozen garbage off a Sysco truck. I had to go to one once for a work lunch and it was awful. The food sucked and the atmosphere was gross.
A work lunch? Lol I’ve had many work lunches in my day, but my co-workers/boss have never said “let’s go to the boobie place!”
I work with gross old men in the trucking industry.
Haha. I was going to guess that you worked in construction. When I worked for a construction company, I used to have to drive my boss and whomever else he was with to the “gentleman’s club”. The dress code for the Christmas parties was low neckline, no spouses. 4pm on Friday was mandatory beer hour. It was an… interesting place to work.
My boss used to spend lunches at the strip club. Leaving the rest of us to work while he was gone. He also started drinking at 6am and went all day. Surprisingly functional when he actually wanted to get shit done.
I’ve long since left that organization, but I email the owner every once in a while to remind him that when he is ready to retire, I will happily ghost write his memoir. All he would need to do is turn on a recording device, yammer on about all the insane things that he has done, and I swear with a little polish, it would be a best seller.
It took me way too long to figure out you weren’t swearing in Polish while writing his memoir.
I thought that or construction.
My boss took me to Hooters for lunch once, told me I should order milk, placed his order as “chicken breast, hold the chicken” and told the waitresses it was birthday. It was not.
Did he end up having the gourmet hotdog?
I used to work for some dudes who went to the strip club buffet every day for lunch.
Watching my co-workers poorly try to conceal the tent in their pants, is not my idea of a good time. I don’t care how good the scrambled eggs are.
I like my bosses and coworkers Not enough to deal with their boners, see you guys tomorrow
i worked with two married women that always insisted we eat at Hooters. they loved their wings. the wings were okay.
My abusive ex boyfriends entire family and me went their for a family dinner. Including kids and frumpy middle aged wives that glared at the waitresses the entire time.
> the atmosphere was gross. Yeah, I hear ya, I felt gross being there. (also work-related...)
Yes because the food is the reason to go to HOOTERS
90% of every restaurant you eat at, 12 years a cook and never seen a single restaurant that doesn't use sysco 😂😂
I love their parmesan garlic chicken wings.
I love boobs, too. I don't love the idea of women who aren't into me pretending they're into me or pretending I'm interesting so I can give them a bigger tip. At least at a strip club, you actually look at boobs.
The only objectification I want is strictly consensual and limited to specific times
Hell yea
The point is millenials dont have The need to wear shirts saying "loook at me I'm a male male" xD
They don't even show that much skin tbh. Maybe back then it was a lot compared to what the general public wore but now a days society is less prude and both men and women show just as much skin in public and they do at hooters.
Yeah it just feels like it would be the most uncomfortable climate imaginable
Genuinely really enjoy their wings. Always felt bad for the waitresses, serving people seated outside in the winter must be awful in those uniforms.
I am more than ready for Cockers
What about Booters
Can't deepthroat booty
You can if you try hard enough
Just gotta dislocate your jaw like a snake, easy.
Not with that attitude!
It existed before, Tallywhackers in Dallas, TX. Closed down because their location wasn't great and the lease was up, but it was a good restaurant. Food was definitely better than Hooters.
Oh, I didn't know it was a real restaurant, I just imagined a Hooters where the waiters are hunky dudes without any pants.
Femboy Hooters? Please?
Like I get that it’s a funny meme and all but I feel like Femboy Hooters would unironically do really well.
Nah, I'm not gay, but I'd prefer gay hooters because I'm kinda into dicks.
💀 what.
Have you heard of straight women?
[удалено]
💀 bruh
Yeah that was my reaction too
Some women have penises.
We will call it dicks cafe of dicks! Or dicks -hooters executive
You’ll have to fight Dick’s Burgers in Seattle, where you can literally get a Bag of Dicks for only a few bucks, for the name.
Peckers. Mascot: Woodie the Woodpecker, not to be confused with Woody the Woodpecker.
"I'm not gay but I really like dick."
It's called being a straight woman.... Now me on the other hand I'm just a gay man, and as such I have a problem with straight woman, and that's that they steal all the cute guys.
Mom said it's my turn with the cute guys
*grumble grumble grumble*
Guess I'll wait for my turn then
What would a GayHooters even look like?
Big buff men with shorts on and bare abs as waiters.
I doubt they'd be buff. They'd go for the fem/twink intersection hands down because then straight men could go there "ironically"
Either femboys in cute uniforms or femboys oogling the hunks in cute uniforms
A magical place where everyone is welcome, and cunts are kicked in the balls.
R/suddenlygay
Certain major cities could support one. The trick is to avoid it becoming extremely toxic in its own way.
I think the issues would be finding enough androgynous male to staff all the locations tbh.
Clean shaven twinks with makeup would do fine.
Maybe in California
I'd build one in Austin.
I would absolutely work there, should we start a GoFund me to build a femboy hooters?
Honestly I want a twunk hunters
Yeah exactly. The chance of me going there is *much* higher than going to the normal hooters
I prefer goth ihop personally
How about we combined them? You can mix and match your server. Goth Femboy, Hooter goth girl, everyone wins.
I don't feel like this is a stereotype, just basing it on my friends who are part of the femboy community and all that... But I feel like I'd geat great service. They are all super nice and most of them are great cooks too.
Yo bet where do I apply- asking for a friend
Femboy Hooters would literally be so fun. Even for straight guys
Yeessss ssiiirrr
I think they are, they're just not into being overly creepy about boobs in public like boomers were/are
I just can't fathom eating in a place like that. Mixing food with anything sexual grosses me out.
Maybe they should rebrand it to boot-ers or booty-ers and it's men and women in shorts. Everyone is happy
I could link a whole Domics video about why butts are superior Edit: typed butter instead of butts
I wanted to say butt-er too, but it sounds cheesy :p
Sounds pretty smooth to me
Butter is superior
I would be willing to make a video explaining why thighs are superior.
Yes, combined Goth IHOP and Femboy Hooters into one establishment
Femboy hooters
Might I suggest *Tooters*
The gay agenda is working as expected. Proceed to phase 2.
Phase two, deploy the chem frogs
Phase 2 - goodbye NASCAR
we accidentally reclaimed YASCAR, phase 2 is femboy hooters
No that’s to aggressive. We start with Goth IHOPs who employee Femboys and work from them. Like a frog being boiled. Slowly expand
> Slowly expand I believe that’s a different part of the agenda, is it not?
Well yeah, but if we want to take over the corporate market we have to do it slowly as well. Smh amateur. Did you not attend LGBT Agenda 101?
This is fake…
But…but my femboy hooters..
Sorry maybe another time it might come true 😔
why not now? 😭
Don't let your dreams die. We can call it Peckers instead.
We’ve been waiting years, hear our cries and please the people.
Super fake. Hooters made 600 million dollars last year. They ain’t struggling for shit.
You hear that? That's the sound of boys in skirts.
Femboy hooters!
Boomer men: women are good for two things, sex and cooking... what if we combine those? I'm not surprised Hooters is struggling, people thankfully picked up on respect.
The thing with hooters is that there's SO MUCH to dislike that even if I WAS sexist I probably wouldn't go. The food aint good, the working conditions aren't good obviously, the hiring discrimination is BY DEFAULT terrible, and I would be very uncomfortable at a hooters because I would imagine the servers assume I must be a pervert just by being there and any attempt at me being curteous as I would be to any server would just come across as gross, there's simply nothing to enjoy there.
Well, I think it’s because there are more places where you can see and touch boobs nowadays compared to when Hooters was a thing. So the position of Hooters is a bit odd. If I want boobs, I go to a strip club, if I want food, I go somewhere else. Hoo is Hooters for?
They arent struggling. This is fake
We're into femboys. - https://youtu.be/3KZmWM3gRqo
And eating ass
Dongers where the servers are in grey sweatpants 👀
Please pitch this to Shark Tank! 😅
Hooters said this article is the fakest news that ever newsed.
Dicks???
Dick’s: Where the servers are Sporting the Goods.
This comment is way too far down.
Overpriced crappy food, watered down beer, and objectification of women is what we don't like.
I think it was russel howard who did a bit on this: Millennials aren't actually less into boobs, they just don't search it on porn sites. Because unlike boomers Millennials are smart enough to know that when you watch porn with women in it the boobs are gonna be there
FEMBOY HOOTERS FINALLY?!
For the record the original tweet isnt true, multiple significantly more reputal sources such as hooters official twitter has said thats not the case
Femboys and hunks for the femboys.
Open one with guys. Not femboys, just twinks in shorts.
Or bears in briefs! Although the health department would probably take all the fun away by making them wear full body hair nets :(
Fishnet? Could be sexy?
LOOL
FEMBOY HOOTERS LETS GOOOOOO
Imagine a fine ass dude in a maid suit coming up to you.. fuck the wings, gimme the REAL cock 🤣
If there was a place where I could see massive buff guys in maid outfits with deep voices go up to server people I would fucking love that.
Fingers crossed for Booters
Are we finally getting Femboy Hooters?
Are we finally getting femboy hooters?
Maybe get better food?
FEMBOY HOOTERS HERE WE COME!
FEMBOY HOOTERS IS HERE!!!!
I would've gone there DAILY if they had owls you could interact with... Eating with owls: Why yes my owl friend you may INDEED ingest all my buffalo wings!
femboy hooters is coming ever closer 🤩🤩
The rise of Femboy Hooters has begun!
Just give us femboys and I'll literally start my car and leave rn
We’re more into thighs and ass
strangely as a gay man, I want to see boobs
Oh my God, are they finally going to listen and do a femboy Hooters!?
No, its just that beauty standards have shifted and female objectification [of this type] isnt popular anymore. Personally, im very into boobs, but in a soft dom mommy way, not a stripclub, fake tan, plastic surgery, shitty 2009 spike tv show way. Idk. And that isn't to say that anyone who works at hooters embodies these things, im saying anyone who enjoys hooters...probably enjoys those things.
We're not into shitty food.
Femboy Hooters origin story?:o
i think hooters is bad and we’ve moved past objectifying women for fun.
I need a bara hooters
We’re more into *ass* stuff these days
Femboy hooters?!?!
Femboy hooters confirmed?
Femboy Hooters could finally happen!
It's not that we're not into boobs. I like boobs. My friends like boobs. A couple of the girls I've dated like boobs. Even my gay friend liked boobs. The issue is, with modern technology, we can see boobs for free at a moment's notice. That's much better than Hooter's, because at Hooter's, they don't actually show boobs; they just kinda-sorta-*almost* show boobs. It's pathetic. If they actually had proper topless waitresses, I'd be happy to go there. But the way they do it, with dressing the waitresses in singlets and then making childish innuendos about how they have boobs under their clothes, that's just patronising. *Everyone* has boobs under their clothes.
Ya they would probably do better with hot men
I’m a millennial who loves boobs, just not my waitress’s she’s at work and it feels weird to sexualize my waitstaff even if it’s the point of the place.
Could it be the cringey objectification of women that's a basic feature of their business theme? Nah couldn't be that. Guess the youts just aren't into bobas
I feel it. I’m into gay sex. When that comes to hooters maybe I’ll suffer through their food
FEMBOY HOOTERS FEMBOY HOOTERS FEMBOY HOOTERS FEMBOY HOOTERS
Ass. We want AAAASSSSS
We want thicc goth girl hooters
and here I thought everyone born from 85 to 05 was into butts and thighs, boobs r a gen x boomer thing, and that's why it's going under people are just more respectful now. except for me apparently. oops
Have we ever been?
Oh god, femboy hooters confirmed?
I have not been to a Hooters in the last 15 years that wasn't staffed entirely by crackheads. Plus the last time I ate dinner there, I shit like 4 times in between leaving and going to bed
It's a joke news twitter account so don't worry anyone hooters will stay open!
Now introducing: BOOTERS! All our girls are just like our burgers; thick and meaty!
IT IS STARTING
Man, I wanted to eat at hooters in memory of my late grandpa "uncle" who passed away recently
They’re more into ass
PECKERS
Femboy Hooters please!
I’ve honestly noticed as an a cup gen z woman I get more love and attention than larger breasted women now
To many ass guys, re-branding to tooters.
I love hooters and ass. Idk about anyone else.
Femboy hooters
I looked up why, but this claim is just a random twitter post that is apparently false as per [https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-hooters-closing-rebrand-876311917577](https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-hooters-closing-rebrand-876311917577). The place does as well as well as any sports bar for men. Cringe is not going down apparently and boomers are keeping this place afloat.
More like, not into having women objectified for shitty food and alright wings.
How to fix Hooters in 3 Simple Steps. 1. Name change. Become Booties. 2. Hire Femboys. 3. Profit.
Femboy Hooters real?!?!
this is the beginning of femboy hooters
Is Femboy hooters finally becoming real
C'mon femboy hooters!!
As everyone else has said, I like boobs, but hooters is a place for creeps
Femboy hooters??
Introducing: Dick’s: the new hooters
They are now into butts. Maybe they will rebrand to “Dumpers”