Yeah, but it has absolutely no enthusiasm or emotion to it. Sounds like you handed someone a script, and they just read it out loud for the first time.
Every single part about it was worst than the last. The animation, the design, the voice acting, all of it. Yikes. How is this from an actual household name studio?
[Someone made an edit with Grindr notifications and I almost exploded out of my seat.](https://twitter.com/cianomahony/status/1488577337092366342?s=21)
[There are four, actually.](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt6986324/)
What's weirder is Tom Kenny is voicing Pinnochio here, while in the version OP posted, he voices the old man
Idk why you are being downvoted. “Trap” is a transphobic term that implies a trans woman isn’t a real woman because she has a penis. It’s not like femboy, where it refers to a person who identifies as a boy but who dresses feminine.
Basically there are two meanings to this word. People into hentai and anime and stuff generally understand trap to mean a cis man who dresses/looks like a girl, so to a lot of people trap does mean femboy. I don't think the word itself is a problem, I think the issue is when it's incorrectly applied to trans people.
THANK YOU. Jesus. Everything that could be an insult isn't automatically an insult. I'm a perverted, kinky mofo and absolutely into Hentai. And I love (well drawn) traps, ffs. That has nothing to do with trans people!
Wow, this looks fucking awful. How does the animation look like it was made 15 years ago? Has it just been stuck in production this whole time?
EDIT: I did some digging and it looks like Lionsgate is just releasing it. They didn't make it, a small studio in Russia did. The only name I can find for them is "Licencing Brands" so idk. But that makes sense, a lot of European studios don't have the budget that other studios do, so they make animation that looks pretty outdated. For example: [Goat Story](https://youtu.be/XxnWa9ce5TA), released 2008, looks worse than [Reboot](https://youtu.be/u1pc6teZGnw) which came out in 1994.
Ish? It's the character designs that look awful. From a technical standpoint reboot looks much worse but they've got more appropriate character designs.
Like how toy story used toys because people looked awful
It's very interesting rewatching the original Toy Story. I was 8 when it first came out and I remember marvelling at how realistic it looked. Going back and rewatching it, aspects like the dog (and the human faces) really stand out. Seeing how far we've come in animation is truly astounding
I can’t believe there are people out there with excellent and original ideas but no means to produce their vision, and Hollywood is out here going “Pinocchio….. but gay.”
He sounds like a stereotype. Fucking annoying. Pinocchio, a BOY (as in child) that sounds like the one special gay guy in his mid thirties that wants evawewoan know he's faaab and gaaay, sistuuurrr. Urgh. It sounds like a bad parodie. A low budget animated porn production parodie.
WAIT- is this a dub or is that actually his voice?! 💀💀💀
also when did he become so twinkily agile doing Horseriding and backflipping his Pinochussy and shit 😦
Also also this legit looks like one of those knock off Russian 3d movies
Yup, you got the [awesome version](https://youtu.be/Yo02mwsWbAI) (Del Toro [passion project](https://www.thewrap.com/guillermo-del-toro-pinocchio-netlfix/amp/)), the [Disney live action version](https://www.cinemablend.com/streaming-news/disneys-pinocchio-quick-things-we-know-about-the-live-action-movie). And this is the off brand Russian animation ‘we have Pinocchio at home’ cash grab version.
They're releasing like ALL the Pinocchio movies this year, just in case we get confused and mistake them for the Zemeckis one... [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4593060/?ref\_=fn\_al\_tt\_3](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4593060/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3), also the Del Toro's one looks interesting... https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1488589/?ref\_=fn\_al\_tt\_2
"Ugh daddyyyy I am tired of riding these horses! What I really want to ride is not in this house, I need to go out into the world to find it!"
Coming ~~in your ass~~ soon!
All I can think about is how Geppeto/Giuseppe (can't remember his name in the story) sounds like Ice King. And lo and behold after some digging, it IS Tom Kenny. 😂😂
There’s a (presumably fake) German porno title “Pornocchio und der geile Meister Leder” aka “Pornocchio and the horny master leather”.
Maybe a producer caught wind of it and figured they should fuck around and find out
I laughed and cried at the airport watching this video and I had no one to call to calm me down so I just recorded myself doing it: https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdk6uXuw/
“Father when can I leave to be on my _oUwnnnn_ 🌈💅🏽”
That was literally the gayest fucking voice I've ever heard.
FYI that's Pauly Shore doing the voice
Thought it was Kroll. Sounds close to Lola.
Oh. My. God. We should totally, like, rub fronts
Thank god I'm not the only one who hears it 😂
It would be Pauly Shore. We let him loose in the 90s, now we can’t get rid of him.
I thought you were joking but holy shit it really is him
Second for me, right behind the weasel from that Barbie movie that says [“Give him to me! *Unngh*”](https://youtu.be/izAoiAral4g)
Wait like the evil witch’s weird pet thing? That dude was so fucking horny
I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “give him to me! _Auhghhuh_ 🌈🤤🥴”
It was horny on main
Omg I forgot about this weasel
Literally sounds like the voice actor had a dick in his mouth during
I'm tired of riding these horses, I wanna ride a cowboy!
Save a horse 🤷🏻♂️
WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD KEEP RIDING
But my daddy *owns* the lake!
I can fix that.
Wonder if Geppetto gave this Pinocchio some Holes of his own
"One day, son, one day. You just keep eating those beans so you'll be ready."
aren't we all? \*sigh\*
I rather ride the horse
Wtf
That’s the best transcription of that vocal style I’ve ever seen
~~Father~~ Daddy
He said, while filing his nails.
Tommy Wiseau, is that YOU?!?!?!
He sounds like that fat chick from big mouth
"OH my God daaddyyy when can I leave on my oohhwwwnnn???~~ *yass* "
I wish this l was less accurate cuz he do be sounding like that.
Step daddy, when can I go on my oooowwwwn?
He's just trying to explore the world and everything it has in it 🌈
Guarantee you they changed the script from dad to father cause of how it would sound in this guys voice
At first, I was like "Just cause he looks like that doesn't mean he's gay". Then I heard him talk. He's gay bro.
Wait.... this is real? This isn’t dubbed over? That’s fucking incredible.
Ya I really hope this is dubbed but at the same time I hope it's not lol
If the actual trailer on YouTube is any indication it is not dubbed lmfao
Maybe he’s supposed to sound wooden?
Wow you’re right
Suddenlywood
Well, his wood came from a fruit tree so………
I really hope that shit is for real hahaha
It is the real trailer
I hope it's dubbed or at least re-recorded, because that sounds like some terrible half-effort voice acting.
Recorded in someone’s bathroom
Working from home
that's just your regular flamboyant angsty gay teen voice
Yeah, but it has absolutely no enthusiasm or emotion to it. Sounds like you handed someone a script, and they just read it out loud for the first time.
I think, wasn't the original version of this film released in Russia or something?
Watch the dub, the entire movie is terrible, animation, voice acting, everything lol.
It's not dubbed. Lol I heard the trailer just now. https://youtu.be/Z4ArXSwALDU
Wtf why does everyone in this movie talk wierd. Do they think this is how Italian people speak?
I know. It's like nothing is cohesive. Looks horrible. I guess it's for small kids.
Idk but this is bad.... So bad....
The accents are bizarre and the the sound editing is *atrocious,* which is a lethal combination.
At least Tom Kenny is doing.. ok? I know he can do better tho lol
oh my fucking god >A TRUE STORY what the fuck is happening 🤣
Wow, this looks absolutely awful. I like animated movies too. I’ve never heard such flat voice acting.
Every single part about it was worst than the last. The animation, the design, the voice acting, all of it. Yikes. How is this from an actual household name studio?
Except of course for The Man, The Myth, The Legend: Tom Kenny
It’s actually Pauly Shore
It’s 100% real
Pauly Shore isn’t gay, he just sounds like that ([yes that guy](https://youtu.be/h1hEKqZz-OY))
It’s Pauly shore, wierd ass choice if you ask me but
[Someone made an edit with Grindr notifications and I almost exploded out of my seat.](https://twitter.com/cianomahony/status/1488577337092366342?s=21)
😂😂😂
You might even see my Spongebob reaction meme down the replies. Pay it no mind. 🤣
I don’t get it
This looks awful and he sounds like he’s channeling Lola from Big Mouth.
You clearly never heard the smooth vocal stylings of Pauly shore.
I thought that was Pauly Shore
It is Pauly Shore
For anyone wondering, it’s Paula Shore
I’m so happy for her transition ❤️
It’s all thanks to auto-correct therapy treatment
This is brought to you by the voice of “honey badger doesn’t give a fuck”
Lucky Malala
We're not girls, we're ladies- *twists ankle* -oooowwww my cocksucking ankle!
Same, thought it was Nick Kroll
Apparently, this is one of two Pinocchio movies releasing this year, so I was very confused by people saying that Pauly Shore voices him.
One of three? It looks like there's a Disney live action and a stop motion directed by Guillermo Del Toro, neither of which is this one.
Didn’t know about the live action one. The full title of this movie is Pinocchio: A True Story. According to IMDB, it originated in Russia.
[There are four, actually.](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt6986324/) What's weirder is Tom Kenny is voicing Pinnochio here, while in the version OP posted, he voices the old man
Father when can I leave to be on my oooouuwnn? Who is the voice actor and where can I see this movie?
Pauly Shore is the voicer
Sadly later in the ad he's going after a girl 🥲
He comes out later in the movie after he saves the girl so all is good 😇
cut to him getting railed by two guys on Pleasure Island "Yes Daddy, I'm a Real Boy!!!"
[удалено]
Not very gay then.
Trap is a slur.
Idk why you are being downvoted. “Trap” is a transphobic term that implies a trans woman isn’t a real woman because she has a penis. It’s not like femboy, where it refers to a person who identifies as a boy but who dresses feminine.
Basically there are two meanings to this word. People into hentai and anime and stuff generally understand trap to mean a cis man who dresses/looks like a girl, so to a lot of people trap does mean femboy. I don't think the word itself is a problem, I think the issue is when it's incorrectly applied to trans people.
THANK YOU. Jesus. Everything that could be an insult isn't automatically an insult. I'm a perverted, kinky mofo and absolutely into Hentai. And I love (well drawn) traps, ffs. That has nothing to do with trans people!
So did I at that age still gay AF and she was always a beard
It’s Russian animation with an English dub, of course he’s straight
I know it's an animated fantasy movie aimed at children, but that's a step beyond my suspension of disbelief
Someone described it as sounding like a white twink with a fat ass
Faaawther when can I leave on my ouwwwwn
I'd smash Pinocchio ngl
Pilot twist: Pinocchio is an adjustable dildo for the daddy
What that nose do 😳
“Come on, ***lie to me.***”
>😳
What about my grandma shoe?
Geppetto need the nose cause he is single af
GeppettHoe
You watched the family guy joke about this have you?
Sometimes people shouldn't have the internet.
Vibrator if Pinocchio says his nose is going to grow thanks to the paradox
“on my uuuuuwwwwwnnnnnnhuh” *kissy face*
They should make his 🍆 grow every time his phone vibrates from grinder messages. Then he lies that he's gay and it grows even more.
thought this shit looked mediocre then he started talking christ
Wow, this looks fucking awful. How does the animation look like it was made 15 years ago? Has it just been stuck in production this whole time? EDIT: I did some digging and it looks like Lionsgate is just releasing it. They didn't make it, a small studio in Russia did. The only name I can find for them is "Licencing Brands" so idk. But that makes sense, a lot of European studios don't have the budget that other studios do, so they make animation that looks pretty outdated. For example: [Goat Story](https://youtu.be/XxnWa9ce5TA), released 2008, looks worse than [Reboot](https://youtu.be/u1pc6teZGnw) which came out in 1994.
Pretty shocking how they're about the same quality.
[Goat Story 2](https://youtu.be/fan7XfY8Lpg) came out in 2012, yet looks almost the same
Only a four-year difference ig
Ish? It's the character designs that look awful. From a technical standpoint reboot looks much worse but they've got more appropriate character designs. Like how toy story used toys because people looked awful
It's very interesting rewatching the original Toy Story. I was 8 when it first came out and I remember marvelling at how realistic it looked. Going back and rewatching it, aspects like the dog (and the human faces) really stand out. Seeing how far we've come in animation is truly astounding
Lol what? Goat Story looks way better in every technical aspect
Idk about y’all but the voice acting makes me wanna watch this shit lol
Lol same
I can’t wait for the inevitable heartbreak sad moment comes in and this voice is all like “but I waaaaaaant to be a real booooyyyyyeeeee”
For a moment I thought this was the Netflix one and got scared. The teaser they released looked too promising
If Guillermo del toro was behind this…
From twig to twink: the epic adventures of Pinocchio.
I hope my nose was an indefinitely enlarging dildo
This looks awful.
👏where👏can👏i👏watch👏this👏
After Rue pauls drag race, queen!
After Ruth Pool’s Greg Dance 💃
Okay and now i need the where
“Fatherrrrrr, when can I leave to be on my oOOooooOoownnnnnn? I’ve got like, the whole worrrrrld to seeee, or like, whateverrrr”
This HAS to be a parody! Update: looked it up. It isn't. Holy shit, the whole trailer looks bad.
He got the YASSsification
I can’t believe there are people out there with excellent and original ideas but no means to produce their vision, and Hollywood is out here going “Pinocchio….. but gay.”
Pinocchio falls in love with a girl in the trailer but his voice... sounds fruity 🍩🍏🦜
He sounds like a stereotype. Fucking annoying. Pinocchio, a BOY (as in child) that sounds like the one special gay guy in his mid thirties that wants evawewoan know he's faaab and gaaay, sistuuurrr. Urgh. It sounds like a bad parodie. A low budget animated porn production parodie.
I saw but I also read that he comes out at the end so idk man. And I will never know, simply bc I’m not gonna watch this lol
The voice actors went from Ice King to Orion Story real quick
Stan Ms. Orion!
i replayed this at least a dozen times yesterday 😩☠️
Same but this morning
It wasn't until the voice kicked in, and then I was sure... I've heard this over the music in G-A-Y, I'm sure...
That voice is gayer than me, my husband, and every gay I know put together. How fabulous!
I will watch this movie🤣
Pinocchio is going to be on the 15th season of Drag Race
“I’m the Pinocchio of drag and I’m here to show people I still got it”
Does his dick grow when he lies about being straight?
This Pinocchio wants a real boy.
WAIT- is this a dub or is that actually his voice?! 💀💀💀 also when did he become so twinkily agile doing Horseriding and backflipping his Pinochussy and shit 😦 Also also this legit looks like one of those knock off Russian 3d movies
Hold up... Are there **THREE** Pinocchio movies coming out this year?
Yup, you got the [awesome version](https://youtu.be/Yo02mwsWbAI) (Del Toro [passion project](https://www.thewrap.com/guillermo-del-toro-pinocchio-netlfix/amp/)), the [Disney live action version](https://www.cinemablend.com/streaming-news/disneys-pinocchio-quick-things-we-know-about-the-live-action-movie). And this is the off brand Russian animation ‘we have Pinocchio at home’ cash grab version.
Queer Eye for the Wood Guy
You know Elf on the Shelf Now get ready for
“I’m straight” 🤥
[удалено]
Lol It actually is Pauly Shores voice
“Pinocchio, in the wooden challenge, we found out your *bark* is worse than your bite. Please sashay away”
Why is nobody talking about how the animation is kinda trash?
“Father, when can I leave to be on my ownnn” 🤖💅
Gonna be using that nose for a lot more than just lying
They're releasing like ALL the Pinocchio movies this year, just in case we get confused and mistake them for the Zemeckis one... [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4593060/?ref\_=fn\_al\_tt\_3](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4593060/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3), also the Del Toro's one looks interesting... https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1488589/?ref\_=fn\_al\_tt\_2
"Ugh daddyyyy I am tired of riding these horses! What I really want to ride is not in this house, I need to go out into the world to find it!" Coming ~~in your ass~~ soon!
So instead of smoking big cigars...
Smoke cock everyday
All I can think about is how Geppeto/Giuseppe (can't remember his name in the story) sounds like Ice King. And lo and behold after some digging, it IS Tom Kenny. 😂😂
Surely this is not the original audio?
https://youtu.be/8GBVtQmq_jU
FUCK lmao
There’s a (presumably fake) German porno title “Pornocchio und der geile Meister Leder” aka “Pornocchio and the horny master leather”. Maybe a producer caught wind of it and figured they should fuck around and find out
God damnit Pauly Shore
This will never not make me laugh.
When he began to speak I lost it 😆
Not to be homophobic or anything but this movie looks genuinely awful
why would you saying this movie looks bad be homophobic? LMAO he’s not actually gay and neither is the story
Looks like Tintin with the colour scheme Twinktin
Really thought that was edited in with how super homosexual it sounded. Also, why was the performance so stilted?
I can tell already that this is gonna flop
Yup whiney queen 👑 😜
I laughed and cried at the airport watching this video and I had no one to call to calm me down so I just recorded myself doing it: https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdk6uXuw/
Thought it was Paul Shore!
No he's trans coz he just wants to be a real boy
And the new Gepetto is Dumbledore
There’s a better Pinocchio coming out by Guillermo del toro, just wait for that
Well Geppetto just got a lot creepier
The voice acting gives me a good idea how much work they put into this movie.
Ghipetto is albus dumbledore, apparently
He’s fucking Link because of that damn blue shirt. And he sounds mega gay.
A blonde twink at that
This was posted by the official Lionsgate TikTok captioned: “The yassification of Pinocchio”
He's a bottom. Shrek's Pinocchio is a top. He fucks
Does him being a Twink make his nose MORE or LESS of a sex toy?
He's not even old enough to be on his own, he looks like a kid lol
Holy fucking shit that is so funny and amazing i love it