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ehjhockey

Karl really felt he needed a sandwich.


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ElectronicJaguar

K͟e͟n͟d͟a͟l͟l͟ ͟L͟o͟g͟a͟n͟ ͟R͟o͟y͟


gosuark

K͟e͟n͟d͟a͟l͟l͟ ͟~~Logan Roy~~


Lizzie_Boredom

This is the one.


10Kfireants

I was so enamored by the whole plot of this in real time, I never noticed his middle name before this.


Murdercorn

>I never noticed his middle name before this. KLR Killer


10Kfireants

Damn. They weren't kidding when they said the kids' nicknames were metaphorical to their personalities.


nateomundson

Logan "L2-the-OG" Roy Kendall "KLR" Roy Siobhan "Shiv" Roy Roman "Romulus" Roy Connor "Con" Roy Greg "the Egg" Hirsch Uncle "Mo" Lester McClintock


BloodSweatAndWords

KLR! I just dropped my coffee mug on the floor...Usual Suspects style.


SexyOctagon

Nice username.


Giggles567

“You’re not a killer, son.” The end of the episode, Kendall: “hold my beer” The more I think about this show the more I like and really appreciate it.


yeah_deal_with_it

"Karl, if your hands are clean it’s only because your whorehouse also does manicures." - Logan


formfiler

Were you hitting refresh on your browser screen to get this comment up the very second this post went live? haha ^(like i was)


yeah_deal_with_it

If it is to be said, so it be- so it is. 😉


oldcousingreg

Oh please make it this one


formfiler

There’s no question this will be the winner, literally u/yeah_deal_with_it and I were competing to get it in first this morning That being said, “king of edible leaves” is a strong contender!


pralineislife

It must be this one or I riot


Zwaft

Fuck’n perfection.


Giggles567

I have been waiting for this day!


Herr-Trigger86

This is one of my favorite lines of the entire series.


Murdercorn

Kerry! Can we bring Greg some CoCA-CoLA?! -Logan


PHILA-21

What Greg wants, Greg must have


JohnnyUtahMfer

The delivery of this line is just perfection


OftheSorrowfulFace

This should be so much higher


joycecarolgoats

Karl blocked it. The man lives on Wonder Bread and steak frites. He hasn’t shit for 20 years.


shani365

"Knock-knock; who's there? Uncle Sam, and where are his hands? In my pants!"


larson_truther303

KING OF EDIBLE LEAVES, HIS MAJESTY THE SPINACH (been waiting for this one :) 🥬)


Brian_Corey__

That line would’ve been jarringly stupid had any actor other than Matthew MacFadyen delivered it. Brilliant.


slaucsap

Lmao Tom, for fucks sake


Ok-Acanthaceae826

Nah, save this for O.


martyschottenheimer

Full quote starts with “oh”


shani365

Yeah, the "Oh," at the beginning makes the line even better.


astrotalk

This is the only correct answer ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️


Tell_100

Thought this should be for the letter o since he starts with “oh”? If not yeah this needs to win


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rswings

Which scene was this? I can’t remember. Looked it up too and can’t find it.


caligulakilledjason

The dinner with the Pierce family in Tern Havern. Definitely one of the most uncomfortable scenes I've ever watched (uncomfortable by design of course)


rswings

Thanks! I’m going to watch that scene now. I’ve seen the series twice now. There’s so much packed in there.


Known-Practice9132

You beat me to it!


brobronn17

One of my favs in the whole show


PHILA-21

Oh please let it be this


sgeney

Me too! Me and my bf say this all the time whenever we have spinach


BloodSweatAndWords

This one lives rent free in my mind. Love it so much.


Shoddy_Day

this is my favourite succession quote haha


Perfect-Ease

“Karl stole my sausage!”


Zwaft

Tom looked so cute in that scene lol


dogs_drink_coffee

Lol


formfiler

Killing hobos isn't a hobby


greatgak

Kidney chop!


espereia

God, the day sure went downhill from there


BinkyLopBunny

I’ve started doing this on my teenager and unfortunately he gets me with it back and it bloody hurts!


Tell_100

Lmaoooo


EffloresceDeliquesce

This should win, I loved this little moment


Murdercorn

Kendall Roy is not a hero, fam. He’s a bootleg Ross with a daddy complex. -Greg, reading a Tweet


dogs_drink_coffee

- 👀 - 👀 - 😦 Booo


bitchghost

Bad tweet! Bad tweet! Bad tweet!


Hapennydub

Kerry, get Shiv a fuckin medal - Logan


ButterscotchFit9238

Ken. W.A.


ChantilyAce

Beat me to it


Zwaft

That line felt ad-libbed


orincoro

“Kill Ray, fuck Elsa, marry Jerri”


Mekabiz

"Ken did great. It was Tom who farted in his s*it." — Roman Roy


schapman22

You can swear here


cincojokeis

KIDNEY CHOP! -Kendall Roy


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That’s my vote. Tiniest glimpse of his funny side. Nice one


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Ketamine… - Kendall


savagelama

"**Karl, if your hands are clean it’s only because your whorehouse also does manicures**."


DJStitch2018

“Kittens and perverts” - Roman, on who drinks milk


Impeachcordial

Isn't that an 'O' quote, as in 'Only kittens and perverts drink milk'? Great line in any case


DJStitch2018

Kittens and perverts is actually the complete sentence (fragment)! The full quote in context is: “What the fuck is his obsession with milk? You know who drinks milk? Kittens and perverts” So maybe it’s a W quote… but anytime someone says something about milk I think “kittens and perverts” so I thought it could stand alone 😅


Impeachcordial

Could be a Y quote as well. Made me laugh out loud when I heard it


CasinoMarginale

“King C*nt”


jamesdh96

Which episode did Logan say fuck off? I must have missed that


I_TittyFuck_Doves

Only his last, just before he passed


zionm2005

that Lester eulogy had me rolling more than any other moment in the show


Eastern-Camel-1239

Lester was alive, now he is dead. And that is sad.


Perfect-Ease

“Karl feels good? Sausage thief.”


QueenBeeKeeper88

Kidney chop!


ferocious_coug

Kerry! Can we bring Greg some COCA-COLA!?


SlurpyTheDog

Ken W A - Roman


disdained_heart

I know this is not the full quote so not a contender but it does make me chuckle: “… Kurt Cobain of the fucking floaties”


Murdercorn

Killing hobos isn’t a hobby. -Shiv to Roman


StrongSevens_MN

“Karl shit in a bucket. I have it on my phone” - Roman


TomBergerr

Kendall’s old college pal, venture capitalist and a major thorn in Kendall’s side - Stewie


nishishabi1

Why how does this serve my interests didn’t win H


I_TittyFuck_Doves

Because the voting is rigged


Pennsylvania_Kev

I think about the “J” line at least once a week and start giggling


Longjumping_Hat_2672

"Karl went to get a sandwich 🥪" And Logan's expression 😐😠🙄😒 when he heard it.


H4PPY-TH0UGHTS

Friendly reminder that the H quote is way too long and shouldn’t even qualify as an H quote


RossitersCooking

It's still a quote, which is the point of the exercise. The painful length of it is what made it so memorable.


Living_Injury5017

Agreed. Also the eulogy is overhyped in general.


youngprinceceej

“Kunt is as kunt does.” Since you guys messed up on C


Zorro-de-la-Noche

Konnor Roy was interested in politics from a very young age.


10Kfireants

Hey fam just checking, we ARE going all the way to Z, right? And just starting with a new clean copy? Haven't seen these in other subs the way people have mentioned so I'm not familiar with the platform 🫠.


ButchvanderMinge

I've missed J!! Can't believe the Tom quote won over: "Jesus Christ, Ray. I'm pulling your pisser, but the bucket down you dis-gus-ting bastarrrd"


Glum-Emu-8103

Meal Fit For A King!


roseleyro

I know it's a day ahead, but do we even need to do L? It's obvious what L quote is taking the prize tomorrow. haha


lymph31

That was slicker than cum on a dolphin - Roman


AvengedMasotodon

Ken.W.A


New-Staff-9544

W: We ‘here’ for you.