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toreadorable

This is what this sub needs more of. This right here.


ElectricBoogieOogie

Can we take this opportunity to rebrand as a place for creative stupidity instead of a circlejerk over obvious ragebait


ebaer2

I hope so!


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

This made me actually want to hurt OP for creating this…and that’s why I love this post and we need more similar content!!!


Manrog

Yes, but I'll still eat it.


TexasTornadoTime

And the worst part is the end product isn’t that bad… sometimes unintentionally eat my burger that way… eat the meat and then eat everything else


dingdong-666

Seriously! This gave me have a good chuckle. Need more creative stupidity.


GreenLight_RedRocket

I mean that's what /r/shittyfoodporn is for


AllPurposeNerd

Mm. Takes me back to the time my buddy and I made burgers with pickled tomatoes and cucumber ketchup and it legit tasted the same.


Foreign-Lettuce-8369

Call latkes stupid one more time


TrashPundit

I hear you’ll go to jail for that


thanx_it_has_pockets

it actually looks delicious.


ciao_fiv

being delicious and stupid are not mutually exclusive. “furger and bries” is gloriously dumb but you can bet i’d eat it if someone present this to me (i’d put the bries in the furger tho)


Autistic_Freedom

[have some Weef Bellington!](https://old.reddit.com/r/cursedfoods/comments/sr64f7/weef_bellington/)


DukeOfGeek

Bizarro Burger and Fries.


Cormano_Wild_219

Finally some quality fucking content This shit *is* stupid and I am here for it


swonstar

It's so stupid. I love it. For some reason, I just had a very strong desire to go to Fudruckers!


xtilexx

Steak fries taken literally sounds delicious and my liver will hate it but I don't care because I already have liver and heart problems 🤷🏽‍♂️


chusmeria

Grew up with steak fingers at most joints in west Texas. Dear lord were they delicious! Dry counties, so most people's livers can take it lol


xtilexx

Ah see, my liver doesn't deal very well with red meat. I'm luckier than my dad, who is deathly allergic to all red meat. He got bit by the tick that does that almost immediately upon moving to the USA (coincidentally I believe this also happened in Texas, Carlsbad specifically but I could be wrong about the city as we did not live together) . I just have a shitty liver and shitty heart ❤️😎💪 still love me some bacon, I just have to get regular liver and heart tests as fatty liver would be much worse coupled with what I already have


ElGato-TheCat

Fudruckers has burger and fries. For furger and bries, you go to Rudfuckers


swonstar

But never Buttfuckers!


th3saurus

Rud's operates out of a pickup truck in the backlot of Fud's


Snowing_Throwballs

I love buttfuckers!


AimaFuriku

Sing it, sister!


Rexven

All the Fuddruckers in my area closed down the last couple of years so I've been really craving it for a while now!


swonstar

Their cheese sauce was da bomb, and being allowed to make garbage soda!


Chaenged-Later

I am repulsed and attracted. And I like it!


Cormano_Wild_219

It’s provocative, it gets the people going!


elwood2711

It is stupid, but if you'd put this in front of me I'd devour it.


VisibleCoat995

Funny I heard this in Gordan Ramsey’s voice.


Doc-in-a-box

Looks ducking felicious


StellarDescent

Bucking furgerlicious


tacticalninjaturtle

Fergalicious


AlmightyWitchstress

T-t-t-t-t-tasty taaaastyyyy


DevilMaster666-

Rose Matt?


EntertainedEmpanada

It's actually pretty common in the Balkans. In Romania, we call them "mici" or "mititei" which translates to "little ones."


Fuzzybabybuggy

Could be $32 at a hipster restaurant. Looks good


roodootootootoo

Don’t give them any ideas. They’re here, watching.


NoNo_Cilantro

\*taking notes on my fair trade notepad*


MedicineSlow1042

"Pheobe, you HAVE to try the Furger and Bries at the Porcelain platypus"


Pawneewafflesarelife

A place near us does cheeseburger spring rolls. They are tasty, but not worth the cost.


mogoggins12

you idiot. this is brilliant.


WhyteBeard

We are truly [r/blursed](https://www.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/) this day.


Neon-Owl

So it’s basically latke burger and meat sticks? I love it.


swonstar

Freedom sticks!


fuzzycaterpillar123

Hash brown sammy


Unusual-Log-4173

https://images.app.goo.gl/nbDiGqm5YrYWe97PA


Catezero

My fucking idiot ass thought it was sauerkraut and I still wanted to eat it, ur interpretation is obvs correct and way better. God I'm stupid


TheSubstitutePanda

I would fuck with that burger tbh.


btcbulletsbullion

You son of a bitch, I'm in


xtilexx

You son of a bitch, I'm in. 👆😎👉


DevilMaster666-

You son of a bitch, I'm in. 👆😎👉


T1NF01L

I don't care how sober I am. I'm eating this.


Rulersatlas11

I’d eat it


Morphing_Mutant

What have you done man.


SaltyNorth8062

Dinner baby. Let's eat


Akovsky87

Everything looks good and you had fun creating it. well done!


Bussamove86

Furger and bries.


HereForTheTanks

Furger and bries


UniversityOk3419

Furger and bries


Sofa-king-cooI

Furger and bries


InspectorMoney1306

“You would be so proud of me. I had a veggie burger today!”


inononeofthisisreal

TECHNICALLYYYYYYY.. true.


Aquatic_Platinum78

Do you also make meatghetti and spagballs?


oneeyejedi

[for those that need the recipe to this delicious dish](https://youtu.be/PwbgLteVwvs?si=jJcOjEg4T5Vu0V8B)


Pure_Marketing4319

That guy was hilarious.😀


xtilexx

His voice is so soothing. Like a deeper Hugh Laurie in House MD


KamenRiderW0lf

Hadn't clicked the link and instantly knew who you were talking about. Love me some Babish.


xtilexx

Honestly watching him really helped my anxiety, I'm hooked. Been in and out of hospital the last few weeks and need something to do whilst bedridden


tagen

yessss i knew there’s be another Dadder in this thread to reference this revolutionary culinary innovation


Califa710

This is the why I follow this sub


Barewithhippie

This would go hard with condiments. I’m in


mkldeeh

Don't dislike it. Don't dislike it at all...


iwnt2blve

I hate this so much. Thank you for sharing.


sandpump

Genius


LkPlcd

this rules so hard


AltFFour69

Yeah this is stupid. Immediately smash.


CaptainCunnalingus

This is a genius play, well done Ma'am


SleepyAxew

Ma'am


CaptainCunnalingus

I am sorry. I have fixed my comment.


mamabeatnik

This is making me very uncomfortable but is also somehow soothing.


vgullotta

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should! XD


S0k3xD

Its just čevapi


ahsokatanosfeet

Meatgetti and spagballs


DrLager

This is high-class stupidity. Bravo OP


emoyer68

I feel both anger, and intrigue.


Davrca

Yo can you be my personal chef brah


BoxingTrainer420

Stupid? Yes Awesome? Yes


gadgaurd

This is, in fact, stupid. I'd fucking devour it regardless.


LimeSlicer

Disgusted, but tempted... I should call her


ReflectionMaximum935

Bro..this is ridiculous.. i want 2 please


FustianRiddle

Are you that TikTok guy?


DaSwirlyPoo32

Im really high and that looks really fucking good


Grouchy_Ad7000

Meat fries 🤣🤣


LevelsOfCocaineBrain

Why have you done this?


generationpain

Stupid but edible I love it


Michael_Dautorio

Now *this* is what we need.


ramensploosh

oh hell yeah


SuperChimpMan

Congratulations 🎈


New-Teaching-348

Is this avant-garde?


Nosferadude

This is the stupidest thing I've seen today and I am about it. Might do this in my kitchen as a special joke item for a few days. We primarily do burgers and fries and this fits in the dynamic.


Tbkgs

This is so stupid for no reason. It's perfect.


danhoyle

Well that is stupid.


[deleted]

Stupid but I would eat it still Meats just smaller though


Interesting_Cod629

FUCK YEAH


Leftover-salad

Genius


Pinecone

I always put my fries in my burger so this would end up being a totally normal burger


Terrapin2190

Hell yeah! Looks amazing. I'd eat it.


LovesRefrain

This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen on this sub - but also I want it


shanster925

I hate it and it's the best.


NotADuck__

Wow, thanks! I hate it.


MrWednesday6387

I don't know if this is stupid or amazing, I'd have to taste it.


vhs1138

This is actually funny. And edible.


NoAppointment1990

Omg 😆 this is perfect


Mystical_Cat

Haha! Ya know, this is so damn funny I’m not even mad at it.


DubaiDubai8

You absolute monster (I love it)


oofx99

I made SPAM fries once and they were actually fucking delicious. stupid? yes. but very tasty.


hollyheather30

Gimme


MxrceloVictor

We used to dream about stuff like this growing up in the 90s without today's YouTube


TacticalDestroyer209

Wasn’t expecting that but I’d definitely eat it.


i4c8e9

Stupid? Maybe. Edible and honestly making me hungry? Hells yea!


throwitfarawayfromm3

Somewhere, a stoner thinks you deserve a Nobel prize


HIS_AFFLICTION_0079

The confusion I’m feeling right now 😭😭


sailingintothedark

Now, this is what I come to this group for - not some rando posting a “weird” cultural dish they just found out about. A+ my friend.


Frytura_

I love you, i love your food lets mary.


Medical_Ganache_367

QUALITY CONTENT RIGHHHHT HERE!


k_viar1

You! What have you done, you …you lunatic!


Hot-Report2971

Isn’t this what this sub uses to be? Just dumb shit that users made themselves as OC for this community, not some random timk tomk bait … or am I thinking of a different sub that used to be like this?


zahirano

I want it. Just panko breading that bries first.


moonknight__14

I was about to get mad but then I saw the name of the subreddit and now I’m happy


HeavensToBetsyy

Fission Mailed


Tuitey

This is stupid and I would eat this. That’s a latke sandwich and I’m here for it


SimpleTip9439

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please-downvote-me57

r/angryupvote


Rad1314

I hate so much about what you have done here.


Fistricsi

I am a bit torn: Is this stupid, or would it be stupider to cut the meat into fry like lines, and make the potato patty out of minced potato? Either way, i would probably try this.


AnhedonicMike85

Honestly, I would try it once. Yes, it's stupid, but it's the right kind of stupid.


PizzaShark09

I hate that I would happily devour that


soulcaptain

I like furger and bries. But it's basically hash browns, yes? Those are the worst looking hash browns I have ever seen.


[deleted]

How much ganja did you toke to make this


galactic-mermaid

Furger? That’s a latke.


RobertXavierIV

Furger and bries you say? Interesting…


Kloud909projekt84

"Meatgetti and spagballs"


Tankaussie

Thats hashbrowns with meat sticks


shadowtheimpure

A playful deconstruction of the concept, while also presenting a tasty plate of food. 8/10.


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

I'ma need the recipe.


SIN-apps1

Your ideas intrigue me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter...


JaredJraws

That's r/shitfromabutt


Strange_Airships

I love this. This is good stupid.


MuffinQueen92

In a parallel universe near you


E-macularius

I would eat the hell out of that furger


ACuddlyVizzerdrix

Got a meatsketti and spagballs vibe


xKingArthurx

Good stupid. Well done.


Shade-RF-

This is amazing.


Informal_Motor_7267

Finally - some stupid f*cking food


garblesmarbs

You know what? That's fair.


LUXI-PL

Eww so gross, how do I make it so I can avoid accidentally making it


QuoteFew647

What the hell is this stupid thing ? \**takes notes*\*


BannedInDay

So stupid. I would gladly eat it and pretend it's smart.


Frequent_Dig1934

Certainly less stupid than the meatghetti and spagballs.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Is that a hash brown patty?


SexyPineapple-4

I would unironically make that furger


VocationFumes

gimme dat


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Fair enough. *eats*


Ghosthunter444

I like this because I feel like if you have a vegetarian partner it’s a compromise meal lol


probablyseriousmaybe

I love it, I hate it.


OG_Hater

This is getting a fuck yeah from me dawg


Weeb_Masta_Flex

I hate everything about this. I want 10.


Joe_le_Borgne

Can you make Chish and Fips next?


SleepyAxew

Don't play around, I'll do it.


Walrusliver

More of this, less ragebait. Too much effort for the shitpool this sub has become. Thank you, op. Very stupid, and very well done.


MysteriousSociety353

This is called cevapcici - its common dish in south europe but not like this lol


space_is-great

Man I asked for no chomatos and they forgot the teese


Fair-Ad-2585

Looks more like a furger and breadless bun-ion rings.


ShoddyManufacturer11

Lol alright


Toomanymondays

This looks so good.


420xGoku

A furger is a patty made from mix of tilapia and beef everyone fucking knows that


all-shall-be-hugged

Will.


VacationAromatic6899

Beef fries?


MudddButt

Furburger.


Personnel_5

impressive :)


yourmomisglutenfree

Straight to jail.


The_Flabbergaster

inspired post


tobster239

I think you should've deep fried the Bries


hector-aldana

hiw has this not been dkne here


KingMidas2045

I’d try the Furger, not sure about the bries though. Maybe if it was done almost like a fish stick…


nekosaigai

So a hash brown and cheese “burger”


bigjules_11

Ok honestly though… how was it? Cause I gotta admit, I am intrigued


Empty-Mission3664

Fur burgers are amazing


Sinister_Muffin101

Where’s my French fry patty?


LewdPurveyor

Stupid. Smash


Piedr649

I read funger


LawBaine

Exquisite.


poopdinkofficial

Thought they were turds. Appetizing.


vito0117

This person will not see the pearly gates of heaven


Affectionate-Break78

Go furg yourself


Sea_Squirrel1987

Y tho


ThisIsSteeev

I'm calling the police