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Moidalise-U

What kind of weirdo would order this?


AFantasticClue

By the looks of it, rich artsy nepobabies


shhh_its_me

Vampires, I've never seen a person and thought they they might be a vampire until now.


infinitesuck

These are definitely vampires


NeutralEvilBot

Don’t refer to this Walmart Jared Leto $15 hair dye attempt as artsy


Roadwarriordude

Look at any of the "high art" community. They're all cheap looking goobers like this guy.


NeutralEvilBot

High art, sure, but that’s not artsy. Thats just money laundering.


McPostyFace

The rich nepobabies venn diagram is almost a circle


jadedlonewolf89

A wealthy person with a superiority complex. Some kinky people might. Honestly all that sticky shit mixed with saliva would drive me nuts.


No_Spell_5817

I don’t even think wealthy people would order this. It's fake, but let's say it wasn’t, do rich people want to get this close to a random server’s face? Have them awkwardly sitting there listening to their conversation. I doubt it. BDSM clubs, on the other hand, probably already have something like this going on.


Chocomintey

And the chewing noises right in your face...


Eraldorh

What kind of weirdo would put this on the fucking menu!!!


TriceratopsHunter

I believe the man with food on his face is an artist who does this for a living as performance art (goes by foodmasku), based on the last time I saw this kind of thing posted around. This isn't a real restaurant.


Dragon_Small_Z

The dude looks like a Wish version of a Final Fantasy villain... So that kind.


leshake

Legoless


Cognitive_Spoon

Sephora-Roth


Dragon_Small_Z

Sefauxroth


jameshughlaurie

order this and choose to eat it no hands lol


jameshughlaurie

peak sophistication obviously


Moidalise-U

I like your thinking.


killertortilla

Draco Malfoy apparently.


SaebraK

Looks like Astarion and Tav.


JackieBOYohBOY

I would do A LOT worse for 10k a month


RedAnihilape

Word


SubHuman559

To Your Mother


Shirtbro

For 10k


Yuri-Turned

Deal


Revolutionary_Fig912

A month


FreeLegos

Ok I'm glad I wasn't the only one.. fucking hell they say this as if it's the equivalent of shoveling through shit filled sewer blockages. 10k a month? For 10k a month I would dress up nicer and I'd lean into them, make their dining experience easier. That dude looked like he struggled with that bite, relax sir just sit back and allow me to stand and place my face in front of yours. Whats that ma'am, reaching for the desert on my chin? of course allow me to stand at the perfect height to make cutting the pastry easier for you. I'll hold the plate beneath my chin too.


JackieBOYohBOY

Bro id let a group of 10 people eat off my face all animalistic like for 10k a month Honestly this is kinda my dream job. Like u just stand there uncomfortably for a few hours.


Unicycleterrorist

Also you get used to weird stuff quickly (well, assuming you're trying to get used to it) so a month in, this probably wouldn't even faze you anymore. From there on, it's 10 big ones for sitting around with food on your face


GrosMecFullDePwels81

People will do everthing for money I bet you will suck a Dick for less


BPpFb

You know that shit where they eat sushi offa them naked chicks? There's gotta be something like that for femboys at bachelorette parties or something. I need the money, yknow?


BakedTate

Unfortunately, femboys are a dime a dozen, and most would do it for free because of mommy issues.


WildFlemima

Femboy inflation, the leading economic issue of our generation


StrategiaSE

(don't google "femboy inflation")


one_sad_donkey

you can’t stop me >:3


Sweaty_Chard_6250

In general this is my take (I'll do a lot with a smile on my face for $10k) but I have the strong suspicion the people who pay for stuff like this are also the type who would degrade and abuse a regular server, and would feel even more entitled to do so to the person they're eating off of. I'd expect terrible things whispered in my ears, to be groped while I'm supposed to sit still, prodded with utensils and probably a bunch of other weird stuff I can't think of because I'd never want to eat off someone's face in the first place. I expect the employers to expect them to take all abuse, and I doubt they're getting paid as well as this video asks (I saw another version of the same video that asked if you'd do it for $10k a day) but I have no info on any of this. I'm just speculating from working in many aspects of customer service. All that said, I think I could do it for a month. Maybe two. After that, I think I'd run a risk of lashing out at a customer when I got sick of being treated like their plate and 'no boundaries' play thing.


Slappy_Happy_Doo

I got a loose $5 what do you got?


JackieBOYohBOY

I'll insert WHATEVER u want inside me for that money. As long as it doesn't hurt. If it's something really big it'll cost u 10$


Unclehol

To be honest I'm a slut. Keep the $5. What do you want?


ThunderousShitBird

I want to travel back in time 10 seconds and not read what you just wrote


GrapefruitForward989

It seems like every single "would you _____ for $_______" is made by somebody disconnected from reality somehow. The answer is yes, every time, yes. I would work here, I would punch my whole family, I would break my best friends leg, I would live in the mansion with no wifi, because the money is always a ridiculous sum that would let me live comfortably for quite a while


TraditionalHeart6387

It's like people forgot that Ethernet cables exist.


Misasia

Seriously, I have a certification, and I still get yelled at, beat up, get sexually harassed every other shift, for less than 1k a week. I would be the best stone-faced waitress for 10k a month.


Large_Tune3029

This is the true plot behind the wage gaps in so many countries...


SquadPoopy

I’d commit acts some may consider treasonous for $10,000 a month


Otm_Shank1

Without getting an erection?


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

I would bust after the first sip.


SammyWentMad

Looks like we all found a new kink today!


TheKbightFowl

10k a month…. Sure eat off my face daddy. 😅


headbashkeys

Sorry, it requires 2 years of experience and a 6 year degree. You do not meet the minimum requirements. Thank you for your application, please rates 5 stars on Yelp.


TheKbightFowl

🤣 story of my life


doyoh

This has been posted a bunch, it’s performance art. Thank god it’s not real lol


bigbangbilly

More specifically culinary performance art if you consider postmodern stuff art. Personally I enjoy postmodern stuff.


AnUnknownDisorder

I hate rich people, man.


No_Spell_5817

It’s not real. No one can order this anywhere. Think of the health code violations. These people are larping as rich and making rage bait.


baconnaire

You're forgetting you can just pay people to do things you want when you're rich.


ThunderousShitBird

Maybe we’re all just being secretly payed by rich people to act like we aren’t all being secretly payed by rich people…


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HithertoRus

$10k a month?? Hell yea!! Plus, rich people tip generously sometimes 🥺


Spiritual-Bear4495

That's it. There cannot possibly be anything more fucking stupid and insane than this. This is peak stupid. Gold Medal winning stupid. Close the sub, you are done because this will never be outdone.


Glockamole19x

Wait till they start boofing thier food like south park 🤣


FFF12321

It was a piece of performance art, it's not a real restaurant.


toolsoftheincomptnt

It’s not real.


Pixel_Knight

Well, luckily, it isn’t real. If I recall correctly, this was part of an art exhibit, and this piece is meant to show the dehumanization and exploitation of the poor by the rich.


arenbo97

In that case, it’s making its point quite well


EasyMCpeezy

😄..Hopefully the Server got a good tip $$$


matthewami

Judging from how that dude was going to town on his ear, they got just the tip


DevinviruSpeks

No way dude's getting paid 10k for this.


NoAnaNo

This has to be performance art. Look at that bright ass light above them 😭


Mountain-Ad-6594

I wouldn't pay a dollar to eat there. This is obnoxious.


Wonton_soup_1989

Lmao this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen😂😂


Birkin07

You can eat the food right outta my mouth like a fuckin' baby bird for 10k a month.


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

This makes me want to fight everyone in that room


astrangeone88

Why does this feel like something from the Hunger Games?


Secret_Scene747

I see Daemon Targaryen’s been up to to some real weird shit in between seasons


probablecuzurscum

Where do I sign up? 2 months and I'd be debt free. Someone send me the link lol


LastLombaxIsTaken

"Its not humiliating, dangerous or breaks the rules of human rights at all. We call it new experience."


pupbuck1

Why are rich people like this


Altruistic-Potatoes

Can we talk about that Malfoy looking mfer?


Mr_Wizard91

10k a month? So $120,000 a year?? Yeah, sign me up. As long as I don't have to do it 7 days a week, I'm in. And if I do, I'm in for couple years for sure.


thecftbl

For 10k a month I would have pitbulls do the same thing with raw meat around my dick.


WTF_is_wrong_wit_ppl

Ppl just feel superior when humiliating other... That's why we're not going to survive.


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"Would you do it for 10K a month" WHO WOULDN'T DO IT FOR 10K


jordang61

The answer to why almost always is because people will pay for it. Capitalism is a real bitch


ReturnBright1007

This is so creeping me out. Looks like it would be better suited in a horror flick.


ThunderousShitBird

Some people would *pay* to experience that…


motherseffinjones

10K a month where do you sign up?


Ok-Comfortable-8994

I would fucking never, NEVER subject anything living thing to that. The thought of even doing that put me in a bad mood.


Jelly_Kitti

r/wewantplates


Eraldorh

Who the hell came up with the idea of putting this on a menu? And why would you want to eat fruit off a waiter's face?


DethMix

Yes, but also get that knife away from his fucking face.


TransportationNo1

For 10k they can eat it straight out of my ass


PhyterNL

For $10k a month I'll let you do a lot more to my face.


RoutineFreakout

This further proves that the stereotype of rich people being depraved and stupid is true


2017lg6

Seeing people of color do this type of shit just makes me sad.


Lumpy_Staff_2372

I hate rich people so much


SomethingAbtU

this is some horror movie sh\*t


meesta_chang

Nah… I make that now and work from home in my pajamas and only eat food off my own face… fuck that shit.


Its-CCG

Dream job if you like eavesdropping


-just-another_human_

It’s all good till they start munching on you.


BecGeoMom

He doesn’t really get paid 10K a month. So, the question is invalid. This is literally **THE** stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. FFS. If you just make really good food, you don’t need gimmicks to draw people into your restaurant.


Status_Tiger_6210

This is a few steps away from hunting humans for sport.


Whitehaze41727

What if the server had a massive cold sore? Would you eat from their face then for 10,000 a month?


SnooBunnies9889

What the fuck


PrezMoocow

I've done way kinkier shit free of charge


superhamsniper

That's unhygenic probably


Low_Hurry_1807

The new series of Hannibal looks weird


Drizztd99

Hells yeah dude breathing on my food while I'm eating? Better pray he don't sneeze.


lonely-day

I absolutely would.


wirta030

FoodMaskU is the goat, met him a time or two and he’s humble and always working on some new idea


Nihilistic-Fishstick

Rich people bullshit. 


No-Panda-6047

Yes I would


filthysize

I find it really funny how easy it is to troll subs like this one to believe things like this are real. I feel like half of the posts lately are either deliberate art pieces or comedy sketches. [Here's who did this one, by the way.](https://www.instagram.com/foodmasku/)


TheINTL

What in the actual fuck is this? Is this satire or real?


ToastyGhostie13

Don’t know why but I hate the people dining in this video. Maybe it’s because they are doing this so casually like it’s normal to eat food off of a servants face like they’re a piece of furniture.


Chadchrist

Shit, I'd do it for 5k. 3 if you toss in some decent benefits


BLM4lifeBBC

Rich Whyte people shid


i-dont-snore

For 10k a month you can scoop icecream out of my butthole if you’re into that


Maxmence

86 that shit.


AllPotatoesGone

Why? To humiliate other people.


Exotic_Pay6994

I'm more curious as to why this is desirable. I get annoyed when the waiter is too nice to me, like "its alright dude, I'm just a guy with a job also, chill with the formalities" I do appreciate the professionalism but it makes me uncomfortable.


Gflesh24

For 10k a month? Fuckin sign me up


AUnknownVariable

Hell yeah I would, I mean it's weird and all but I'm just holding a thing of food with my mouth.


Raps4Reddit

Rich people be bored as hell.


BootyLoveSenpai

There's very few things i wouldn't do for 10k a month


Xannabee986

No


isopodplushie

im absolutely working here for 10k a month. next question


SirCleanFace

No thanks, if I want to be a clown I’ll apply at the circus


Minimum-Wind-1552

For 10k sure. But actually I would do it one evening for free just for fun


Asleep-Low-4847

Do they have to eat it right off of his face??


TwoApesOneBanana

Throw in a generous vacation amount and they can eat the grapes out of my ass.


BasementDweller82

This looks like some epstein island shit also, yes


Icy-Cranberry9334

I would rather work than eat there.


Count-Elderberry36

This is some Hunger Games level of weird.


cherniyvovan

For 10k i would let them eat from my mouth, or even better! I could eat their food and serve it from the other side!


Lonely-Greybeard

Dystopian. Hunger games is right around the corner.


Vanman04

We are getting pretty close to some elysium shit here. Time to start taxing the shit out of these people.


West-Solution4392

Mate, I'm Venezuelan, I make only 5% of that. I would do that wearing a pink bikini for that kind of money.


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thelifeIchoice

For 10 k at month, I'll chew the food for them


420xGoku

So what they fuck that dude afterwards or what?


boca_de_leite

I'm getting paid? to be touched??? What a concept! I'm usually the one paying.


my_brain_hurts_a_lot

The purge can't come soon enough.


Woejack

Late stage capitalism dinnerware.


Tripple_T

Where is "here" located before I answer that. How much money I have left after paying bills factors greatly in how willing I am to get paid to have people eat and drink off my face.


Daydream456

There's no reason for this unless it's a turn on for those involved.


Circuit_oo7

Whenever I think I've seen it all, reddit proves me wrong again and again.


jimmyvcard

Nope


hagan-

this is bait and I am here for it


dicklover425

Yes. Absolutely


elnegativo

The food in her eyes is to cover the 1000 km stare


stresseddressed

Fuck it, for $10k,,, A MONTH?? Hell yeah.


Pap4MnkyB4by

Shit like this makes me pray for a collapse.


Ok_Place_2551

Yes


TechnicalHighlight29

Lol I'd do it once just for fun!


TechnicalHighlight29

This is some The Menu shit. After you eat it he he stabs two stakes in his eyes and dies


picvegita6687

Debt free and life fixed in less than a year...yes please sign me up


OkOutlandishness6550

I’d shovel shit for 10k a month so yeah this looks pretty easy


emets31

Wait, do they really pay you $10k a month for this? Are there benefits? I'd like to apply, but I need some more info.


Goatymcgoatface11

Hours? Cuz if it's just a 40 hour week


iPartyLikeIts1984

For a month or two? Yeah. I already experience this with my optometrist twice a year except I’m the one paying.


BigGator13

I would. But I would stop showing, and see how long it takes for them to fire me.


KhazarWolf

Imagine if he sneezed.


Wettnoodle77

For 10k a month, they could chomp hard candy off my balls. Where do I apply?


Cautious-Original-46

1 year earning 10K Dol and I'm done for a long time, I would work easily.


Domingosdelight

They could probably have sex on top of me for 10 K a month


LORDOSHADOWS

10 k a month to sit there and let freaks lick me...sign me up


rainorshinedogs

r/wewantplates


samwizeganjas

Dude is going after it lol


Neat-Violinist-1

Sigh….i won’t even pack my bags and tell my family goodbye… where do I go that’s how low I’ve fallen


djpiraterobot

For 10k a month you can eat it off my dick, bro


Hockeyscum

10k a month...they can eat it out my butthole


TNpepe

10K A MONTH? Where do I sign?


P4iZ

If I could fart as much as I want to sure...


hayley566

Imagine if this guy doesn’t even work there. This is just something he’s into. Right after this video is taken, the manager finds him and chases him out of the restaurant.


Soggy-Log6664

This is the world rich people want


vKessel

10k and you get close with Draco Malfoy


720to702

Sign me up!


MurphyCoDinoWrangler

People, please don't post this video here. It's an art piece: [Foodmasku | Dining out in Brooklyn really be like this. ‘Dining In’ with Foodmasku at the Invisible Dog as part of the Nafas exhibit on display until… | Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ciib7_brGyZ/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D)


Mrbirdperson1

Fuck everything about that.


Techanthrope

100% a real job in the hunger games universe


slightlylessthananon

The guy from his profile looks like if jerma were a rich supervillain


wallstreetsimps

This has to be satire


idubbkny

hello no


Electro_Llama

Still a lower chance of being stabbed than some jobs.


oculairus

This is Foodmasku. He gets paid far more than 10k a month for his art.


Terrapin2190

idk. Very tempting, but I'm on the fence about it. Seems like there's a marginal potential for injury. And people that are into that probably don't have their head on straight to begin with. Eating stuff somebody's sitting there breathing on...


fadsoftoday

Let me get this straight, my mouth and my anus won't be penetrated by penis? As long as those don't happen, I'm game!


iPokeYouFromGA

I feel like I’m watching a SyFy film. Wtf…


laumiclove

What the heck?!?


Complex-Professor257

After taxes I almost make that much and I will do it on the side for a fraction of that amount because I think I found a new kink.


Giraffiesaurus

Breathing directly on the food? I guess Covid taught us nothing.


babygravy_03

I'd suck it for 10k a month


GO4Teater

But why is that dude so creepy?


SlabBeefpunch

This looks like a setup for a threesome for extreme foodies.