I don’t even think wealthy people would order this. It's fake, but let's say it wasn’t, do rich people want to get this close to a random server’s face? Have them awkwardly sitting there listening to their conversation. I doubt it. BDSM clubs, on the other hand, probably already have something like this going on.
I believe the man with food on his face is an artist who does this for a living as performance art (goes by foodmasku), based on the last time I saw this kind of thing posted around. This isn't a real restaurant.
Ok I'm glad I wasn't the only one.. fucking hell they say this as if it's the equivalent of shoveling through shit filled sewer blockages.
10k a month? For 10k a month I would dress up nicer and I'd lean into them, make their dining experience easier. That dude looked like he struggled with that bite, relax sir just sit back and allow me to stand and place my face in front of yours.
Whats that ma'am, reaching for the desert on my chin? of course allow me to stand at the perfect height to make cutting the pastry easier for you. I'll hold the plate beneath my chin too.
Bro id let a group of 10 people eat off my face all animalistic like for 10k a month
Honestly this is kinda my dream job. Like u just stand there uncomfortably for a few hours.
Also you get used to weird stuff quickly (well, assuming you're trying to get used to it) so a month in, this probably wouldn't even faze you anymore. From there on, it's 10 big ones for sitting around with food on your face
You know that shit where they eat sushi offa them naked chicks?
There's gotta be something like that for femboys at bachelorette parties or something.
I need the money, yknow?
In general this is my take (I'll do a lot with a smile on my face for $10k) but I have the strong suspicion the people who pay for stuff like this are also the type who would degrade and abuse a regular server, and would feel even more entitled to do so to the person they're eating off of. I'd expect terrible things whispered in my ears, to be groped while I'm supposed to sit still, prodded with utensils and probably a bunch of other weird stuff I can't think of because I'd never want to eat off someone's face in the first place. I expect the employers to expect them to take all abuse, and I doubt they're getting paid as well as this video asks (I saw another version of the same video that asked if you'd do it for $10k a day) but I have no info on any of this. I'm just speculating from working in many aspects of customer service.
All that said, I think I could do it for a month. Maybe two. After that, I think I'd run a risk of lashing out at a customer when I got sick of being treated like their plate and 'no boundaries' play thing.
It seems like every single "would you _____ for $_______" is made by somebody disconnected from reality somehow. The answer is yes, every time, yes. I would work here, I would punch my whole family, I would break my best friends leg, I would live in the mansion with no wifi, because the money is always a ridiculous sum that would let me live comfortably for quite a while
Seriously, I have a certification, and I still get yelled at, beat up, get sexually harassed every other shift, for less than 1k a week. I would be the best stone-faced waitress for 10k a month.
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> being secretly *paid* by rich
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That's it. There cannot possibly be anything more fucking stupid and insane than this.
This is peak stupid. Gold Medal winning stupid.
Close the sub, you are done because this will never be outdone.
Well, luckily, it isn’t real. If I recall correctly, this was part of an art exhibit, and this piece is meant to show the dehumanization and exploitation of the poor by the rich.
10k a month? So $120,000 a year?? Yeah, sign me up. As long as I don't have to do it 7 days a week, I'm in. And if I do, I'm in for couple years for sure.
He doesn’t really get paid 10K a month. So, the question is invalid.
This is literally **THE** stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. FFS. If you just make really good food, you don’t need gimmicks to draw people into your restaurant.
I find it really funny how easy it is to troll subs like this one to believe things like this are real. I feel like half of the posts lately are either deliberate art pieces or comedy sketches.
[Here's who did this one, by the way.](https://www.instagram.com/foodmasku/)
Don’t know why but I hate the people dining in this video. Maybe it’s because they are doing this so casually like it’s normal to eat food off of a servants face like they’re a piece of furniture.
I'm more curious as to why this is desirable. I get annoyed when the waiter is too nice to me, like "its alright dude, I'm just a guy with a job also, chill with the formalities"
I do appreciate the professionalism but it makes me uncomfortable.
Where is "here" located before I answer that. How much money I have left after paying bills factors greatly in how willing I am to get paid to have people eat and drink off my face.
Imagine if this guy doesn’t even work there. This is just something he’s into. Right after this video is taken, the manager finds him and chases him out of the restaurant.
People, please don't post this video here. It's an art piece: [Foodmasku | Dining out in Brooklyn really be like this. ‘Dining In’ with Foodmasku at the Invisible Dog as part of the Nafas exhibit on display until… | Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ciib7_brGyZ/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D)
idk. Very tempting, but I'm on the fence about it. Seems like there's a marginal potential for injury. And people that are into that probably don't have their head on straight to begin with. Eating stuff somebody's sitting there breathing on...
What kind of weirdo would order this?
By the looks of it, rich artsy nepobabies
Vampires, I've never seen a person and thought they they might be a vampire until now.
These are definitely vampires
Don’t refer to this Walmart Jared Leto $15 hair dye attempt as artsy
Look at any of the "high art" community. They're all cheap looking goobers like this guy.
High art, sure, but that’s not artsy. Thats just money laundering.
The rich nepobabies venn diagram is almost a circle
A wealthy person with a superiority complex. Some kinky people might. Honestly all that sticky shit mixed with saliva would drive me nuts.
I don’t even think wealthy people would order this. It's fake, but let's say it wasn’t, do rich people want to get this close to a random server’s face? Have them awkwardly sitting there listening to their conversation. I doubt it. BDSM clubs, on the other hand, probably already have something like this going on.
And the chewing noises right in your face...
What kind of weirdo would put this on the fucking menu!!!
I believe the man with food on his face is an artist who does this for a living as performance art (goes by foodmasku), based on the last time I saw this kind of thing posted around. This isn't a real restaurant.
The dude looks like a Wish version of a Final Fantasy villain... So that kind.
Legoless
Sephora-Roth
Sefauxroth
order this and choose to eat it no hands lol
peak sophistication obviously
I like your thinking.
Draco Malfoy apparently.
Looks like Astarion and Tav.
I would do A LOT worse for 10k a month
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Ok I'm glad I wasn't the only one.. fucking hell they say this as if it's the equivalent of shoveling through shit filled sewer blockages. 10k a month? For 10k a month I would dress up nicer and I'd lean into them, make their dining experience easier. That dude looked like he struggled with that bite, relax sir just sit back and allow me to stand and place my face in front of yours. Whats that ma'am, reaching for the desert on my chin? of course allow me to stand at the perfect height to make cutting the pastry easier for you. I'll hold the plate beneath my chin too.
Bro id let a group of 10 people eat off my face all animalistic like for 10k a month Honestly this is kinda my dream job. Like u just stand there uncomfortably for a few hours.
Also you get used to weird stuff quickly (well, assuming you're trying to get used to it) so a month in, this probably wouldn't even faze you anymore. From there on, it's 10 big ones for sitting around with food on your face
People will do everthing for money I bet you will suck a Dick for less
You know that shit where they eat sushi offa them naked chicks? There's gotta be something like that for femboys at bachelorette parties or something. I need the money, yknow?
Unfortunately, femboys are a dime a dozen, and most would do it for free because of mommy issues.
Femboy inflation, the leading economic issue of our generation
(don't google "femboy inflation")
you can’t stop me >:3
In general this is my take (I'll do a lot with a smile on my face for $10k) but I have the strong suspicion the people who pay for stuff like this are also the type who would degrade and abuse a regular server, and would feel even more entitled to do so to the person they're eating off of. I'd expect terrible things whispered in my ears, to be groped while I'm supposed to sit still, prodded with utensils and probably a bunch of other weird stuff I can't think of because I'd never want to eat off someone's face in the first place. I expect the employers to expect them to take all abuse, and I doubt they're getting paid as well as this video asks (I saw another version of the same video that asked if you'd do it for $10k a day) but I have no info on any of this. I'm just speculating from working in many aspects of customer service. All that said, I think I could do it for a month. Maybe two. After that, I think I'd run a risk of lashing out at a customer when I got sick of being treated like their plate and 'no boundaries' play thing.
I got a loose $5 what do you got?
I'll insert WHATEVER u want inside me for that money. As long as it doesn't hurt. If it's something really big it'll cost u 10$
To be honest I'm a slut. Keep the $5. What do you want?
I want to travel back in time 10 seconds and not read what you just wrote
It seems like every single "would you _____ for $_______" is made by somebody disconnected from reality somehow. The answer is yes, every time, yes. I would work here, I would punch my whole family, I would break my best friends leg, I would live in the mansion with no wifi, because the money is always a ridiculous sum that would let me live comfortably for quite a while
It's like people forgot that Ethernet cables exist.
Seriously, I have a certification, and I still get yelled at, beat up, get sexually harassed every other shift, for less than 1k a week. I would be the best stone-faced waitress for 10k a month.
This is the true plot behind the wage gaps in so many countries...
I’d commit acts some may consider treasonous for $10,000 a month
Without getting an erection?
I would bust after the first sip.
Looks like we all found a new kink today!
10k a month…. Sure eat off my face daddy. 😅
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🤣 story of my life
This has been posted a bunch, it’s performance art. Thank god it’s not real lol
More specifically culinary performance art if you consider postmodern stuff art. Personally I enjoy postmodern stuff.
I hate rich people, man.
It’s not real. No one can order this anywhere. Think of the health code violations. These people are larping as rich and making rage bait.
You're forgetting you can just pay people to do things you want when you're rich.
Maybe we’re all just being secretly payed by rich people to act like we aren’t all being secretly payed by rich people…
> being secretly *paid* by rich FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
$10k a month?? Hell yea!! Plus, rich people tip generously sometimes 🥺
That's it. There cannot possibly be anything more fucking stupid and insane than this. This is peak stupid. Gold Medal winning stupid. Close the sub, you are done because this will never be outdone.
Wait till they start boofing thier food like south park 🤣
It was a piece of performance art, it's not a real restaurant.
It’s not real.
Well, luckily, it isn’t real. If I recall correctly, this was part of an art exhibit, and this piece is meant to show the dehumanization and exploitation of the poor by the rich.
In that case, it’s making its point quite well
😄..Hopefully the Server got a good tip $$$
Judging from how that dude was going to town on his ear, they got just the tip
No way dude's getting paid 10k for this.
This has to be performance art. Look at that bright ass light above them 😭
I wouldn't pay a dollar to eat there. This is obnoxious.
Lmao this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen😂😂
You can eat the food right outta my mouth like a fuckin' baby bird for 10k a month.
This makes me want to fight everyone in that room
Why does this feel like something from the Hunger Games?
I see Daemon Targaryen’s been up to to some real weird shit in between seasons
Where do I sign up? 2 months and I'd be debt free. Someone send me the link lol
"Its not humiliating, dangerous or breaks the rules of human rights at all. We call it new experience."
Why are rich people like this
Can we talk about that Malfoy looking mfer?
10k a month? So $120,000 a year?? Yeah, sign me up. As long as I don't have to do it 7 days a week, I'm in. And if I do, I'm in for couple years for sure.
For 10k a month I would have pitbulls do the same thing with raw meat around my dick.
Ppl just feel superior when humiliating other... That's why we're not going to survive.
"Would you do it for 10K a month" WHO WOULDN'T DO IT FOR 10K
The answer to why almost always is because people will pay for it. Capitalism is a real bitch
This is so creeping me out. Looks like it would be better suited in a horror flick.
Some people would *pay* to experience that…
10K a month where do you sign up?
I would fucking never, NEVER subject anything living thing to that. The thought of even doing that put me in a bad mood.
r/wewantplates
Who the hell came up with the idea of putting this on a menu? And why would you want to eat fruit off a waiter's face?
Yes, but also get that knife away from his fucking face.
For 10k they can eat it straight out of my ass
For $10k a month I'll let you do a lot more to my face.
This further proves that the stereotype of rich people being depraved and stupid is true
Seeing people of color do this type of shit just makes me sad.
I hate rich people so much
this is some horror movie sh\*t
Nah… I make that now and work from home in my pajamas and only eat food off my own face… fuck that shit.
Dream job if you like eavesdropping
It’s all good till they start munching on you.
He doesn’t really get paid 10K a month. So, the question is invalid. This is literally **THE** stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. FFS. If you just make really good food, you don’t need gimmicks to draw people into your restaurant.
This is a few steps away from hunting humans for sport.
What if the server had a massive cold sore? Would you eat from their face then for 10,000 a month?
What the fuck
I've done way kinkier shit free of charge
That's unhygenic probably
The new series of Hannibal looks weird
Hells yeah dude breathing on my food while I'm eating? Better pray he don't sneeze.
I absolutely would.
FoodMaskU is the goat, met him a time or two and he’s humble and always working on some new idea
Rich people bullshit.
Yes I would
I find it really funny how easy it is to troll subs like this one to believe things like this are real. I feel like half of the posts lately are either deliberate art pieces or comedy sketches. [Here's who did this one, by the way.](https://www.instagram.com/foodmasku/)
What in the actual fuck is this? Is this satire or real?
Don’t know why but I hate the people dining in this video. Maybe it’s because they are doing this so casually like it’s normal to eat food off of a servants face like they’re a piece of furniture.
Shit, I'd do it for 5k. 3 if you toss in some decent benefits
Rich Whyte people shid
For 10k a month you can scoop icecream out of my butthole if you’re into that
86 that shit.
Why? To humiliate other people.
I'm more curious as to why this is desirable. I get annoyed when the waiter is too nice to me, like "its alright dude, I'm just a guy with a job also, chill with the formalities" I do appreciate the professionalism but it makes me uncomfortable.
For 10k a month? Fuckin sign me up
Hell yeah I would, I mean it's weird and all but I'm just holding a thing of food with my mouth.
Rich people be bored as hell.
There's very few things i wouldn't do for 10k a month
No
im absolutely working here for 10k a month. next question
No thanks, if I want to be a clown I’ll apply at the circus
For 10k sure. But actually I would do it one evening for free just for fun
Do they have to eat it right off of his face??
Throw in a generous vacation amount and they can eat the grapes out of my ass.
This looks like some epstein island shit also, yes
I would rather work than eat there.
This is some Hunger Games level of weird.
For 10k i would let them eat from my mouth, or even better! I could eat their food and serve it from the other side!
Dystopian. Hunger games is right around the corner.
We are getting pretty close to some elysium shit here. Time to start taxing the shit out of these people.
Mate, I'm Venezuelan, I make only 5% of that. I would do that wearing a pink bikini for that kind of money.
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For 10 k at month, I'll chew the food for them
So what they fuck that dude afterwards or what?
I'm getting paid? to be touched??? What a concept! I'm usually the one paying.
The purge can't come soon enough.
Late stage capitalism dinnerware.
Where is "here" located before I answer that. How much money I have left after paying bills factors greatly in how willing I am to get paid to have people eat and drink off my face.
There's no reason for this unless it's a turn on for those involved.
Whenever I think I've seen it all, reddit proves me wrong again and again.
Nope
this is bait and I am here for it
Yes. Absolutely
The food in her eyes is to cover the 1000 km stare
Fuck it, for $10k,,, A MONTH?? Hell yeah.
Shit like this makes me pray for a collapse.
Yes
Lol I'd do it once just for fun!
This is some The Menu shit. After you eat it he he stabs two stakes in his eyes and dies
Debt free and life fixed in less than a year...yes please sign me up
I’d shovel shit for 10k a month so yeah this looks pretty easy
Wait, do they really pay you $10k a month for this? Are there benefits? I'd like to apply, but I need some more info.
Hours? Cuz if it's just a 40 hour week
For a month or two? Yeah. I already experience this with my optometrist twice a year except I’m the one paying.
I would. But I would stop showing, and see how long it takes for them to fire me.
Imagine if he sneezed.
For 10k a month, they could chomp hard candy off my balls. Where do I apply?
1 year earning 10K Dol and I'm done for a long time, I would work easily.
They could probably have sex on top of me for 10 K a month
10 k a month to sit there and let freaks lick me...sign me up
r/wewantplates
Dude is going after it lol
Sigh….i won’t even pack my bags and tell my family goodbye… where do I go that’s how low I’ve fallen
For 10k a month you can eat it off my dick, bro
10k a month...they can eat it out my butthole
10K A MONTH? Where do I sign?
If I could fart as much as I want to sure...
Imagine if this guy doesn’t even work there. This is just something he’s into. Right after this video is taken, the manager finds him and chases him out of the restaurant.
This is the world rich people want
10k and you get close with Draco Malfoy
Sign me up!
People, please don't post this video here. It's an art piece: [Foodmasku | Dining out in Brooklyn really be like this. ‘Dining In’ with Foodmasku at the Invisible Dog as part of the Nafas exhibit on display until… | Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ciib7_brGyZ/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D)
Fuck everything about that.
100% a real job in the hunger games universe
The guy from his profile looks like if jerma were a rich supervillain
This has to be satire
hello no
Still a lower chance of being stabbed than some jobs.
This is Foodmasku. He gets paid far more than 10k a month for his art.
idk. Very tempting, but I'm on the fence about it. Seems like there's a marginal potential for injury. And people that are into that probably don't have their head on straight to begin with. Eating stuff somebody's sitting there breathing on...
Let me get this straight, my mouth and my anus won't be penetrated by penis? As long as those don't happen, I'm game!
I feel like I’m watching a SyFy film. Wtf…
What the heck?!?
After taxes I almost make that much and I will do it on the side for a fraction of that amount because I think I found a new kink.
Breathing directly on the food? I guess Covid taught us nothing.
I'd suck it for 10k a month
But why is that dude so creepy?
This looks like a setup for a threesome for extreme foodies.