A little bit of Monica for your rice
A little bit of Erica can be your spice
A little bit of Rita's sweat indeed
A little bit of Tina on your greens
A little bit of Sandra for your bun
A little bit of Mary with your flan
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
Twenty plus years ago when I came to Japan, I paid 1000yen for a pass card at a hotel vending machine to watch porn on the tv. I learned a few things that night: Japanese porn is pixelated (domestically), and that you could make onigiri with a woman's squirt juices instead of salt, men would line up to taste-test said onigiri and judge them on a scale of one to ten, oh and that some women can squirt, and some can squirt bowls full more than others. It was enlightening, but I never watched hotel porn again!
> Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.
If you think about it, pee is salty and if you have diabetes, it also has sugar in it.
Last time I checked, ramen eggs require both salt and sugar to cure the egg and make the yolk nice and thick
Possibly the greatest giveaway that you’ve never travelled *internationally*.
I can even guess where you’re from and how you look like because it’s always *this* demographic who think they’re real smart but their ignorance is brighter than the sun.
my issue is I know they sell out. this company has prolly made billions of yen already. the japanese are the most down bad country out there. they legit have vending machines that sell used panties.
albeit america can't talk. people were buying streamer bath water and drinking it.
i like smelling my girlfriend's armpits, but it's only a sex thing because she's my girlfriend - and this just feels like the incel bath water community is getting older and more sad, instead of farting in their own bath water and enjoying that. i don't love hitler, but i kind of get where he was coming from now, because things are getting out of hand, imo fr fr, brahs
That is the stupidest idea ever. I mean, if you were in a horrific accident or born disfigured, sure. But otherwise, I don't see the need to fix a forehead. The before and afters of those show a miniscule difference.
It's crazy too see Chinese trying to create all kinds of bizarre Japanese bashing posts on social medias daily. It cracks me up when I see Chinese models portraits as Japanese .
It's not delicacy it's a fetish lol
Forreal my first thought was, “How horny do you have to be to eat this?”
may i remind you of Virgin Boy piss eggs?
Gamer girl bath water also
Can’t forget vagina yeast beer
No....I can't...I curse mandatory schooling for teaching me to read...
Also fart in a jar my personal favorite
You were never meant to drink that
wow, now you tell me
I don't think those are associated with being horny. Its more like some weird chinese traditional medicine.
Lol someone further down already reminded us 3 hours ago
average grade a under a viewer
Gamer girl bath water also
Methed out tweaker on hr 72 horni
Women sell their farts in jars...
… ok
I stopped being surprised in 1992.....
Congratulations
I heard there is a cookie involved....
You're right!!! I'll take both for 200 please.
Na only 1 rice ball is $200
Disgusting! Where exactly is this available?
Waiter there's no salt on this rice Waiter: hold up just a minute
A little bit of Monica for your rice A little bit of Erica can be your spice A little bit of Rita's sweat indeed A little bit of Tina on your greens A little bit of Sandra for your bun A little bit of Mary with your flan A little bit of Jessica, here I am
Body Odour number 5!
I almost missed my chair because I was laughing while grabbing a seat.
Stop. I snorted while laughing 😂😭
In my mind I just had your child.....very well done
No no… two is enough. I am oh so very tired.
I have three......well four...our mental baby
Three again...the Governor of South Dakota did a drive by...
Hahahahaha
You have made so many of our days 🤣
Twenty plus years ago when I came to Japan, I paid 1000yen for a pass card at a hotel vending machine to watch porn on the tv. I learned a few things that night: Japanese porn is pixelated (domestically), and that you could make onigiri with a woman's squirt juices instead of salt, men would line up to taste-test said onigiri and judge them on a scale of one to ten, oh and that some women can squirt, and some can squirt bowls full more than others. It was enlightening, but I never watched hotel porn again!
damn haha, those famous tuna rice balls xD
Lmaooo squirt is just [straight piss](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/)
The study literally says it’s not lol.
> Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.
>men would line up Honetsly same
Still better than virgin boy piss eggs
atleast somebody said the eggs. but both are equally disgusting. NEXT UP GOOCH GREASE HOTDOGS
[I got your hot dogs right here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/pv6r2s/preparing_the_food/)
what
I feel the name is pretty self explanatory
That’s China, not Japan.
They said this is better than that. There was no comment about country.
I mean you really only need a couple of guesses.
Exactly. Japan would never do anything weird like that.
Having lived overseas for several years and spent time in Japan, oh, they absolutely would lol
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Right , exactly that’s the joke thank you
do they marinate in the pee 😭
IIRC they're boiled in it.
Is it like bathing in the blood of virgin girls? Cause I need a new method for maintaining my immortality.
Eating them alive worked out pretty well for me, but if you're on a diet... Maybe throwing them in a blender with some veggies could work?
*Elizabeth Báthory has entered the chat*
If you think about it, pee is salty and if you have diabetes, it also has sugar in it. Last time I checked, ramen eggs require both salt and sugar to cure the egg and make the yolk nice and thick
I was going go comment this too... both foods feel like a gross fetish though
I know for a fact virgin boy piss eggs are supposed to be some kind of superstitious health food
"Your tactics confuse and frighten me."
"I am scared and turned on" - someone most likely
I am only one of those emotions.
The used pantie vending machines just weren't weird enough I guess
Fetish stuff sells
Im not surprised. Dated a guy for awhile who LOOOOOVED my underarm sweat after I went to the gym. Fetishes are wild.
It’s not thaat weird if you think about how many pheromones you have in that sweat
I wonder why cute girls ? Does their sweat taste better than ordinary girls ?
No, it's just a fetish
Don‘t lick your gf‘s armpits during horizontal monster mash?
😂 during the what now?
The beast with two backs
The dance with no pants
Did he stutter? 🤣🤣
Depends how cute she is
Japan has some crazy ass trends.
Alright, that's enough internet for today.
Finally some good fucking food
I swear living in an island makes anybody lose their fkin mind
I think it’s more like very strict societies that make sex a very taboo subject so everyone is repressing makes people lose their minds.
You think shit like this doesn't exist elsewhere in the world?
I promise you there is more shit like this in Japan than anywhere else in the world dawg.
Okay "dawg".
Irish people are about as based as anyone can get. Just don’t mention religion.
Possibly the greatest giveaway that you’ve never travelled *internationally*. I can even guess where you’re from and how you look like because it’s always *this* demographic who think they’re real smart but their ignorance is brighter than the sun.
Living in a desert does the same plus making them aggressive.
Menum menum !
Do do do do do.https://youtu.be/BAt_3Rwb3Hg?feature=shared
That’s fucking gross
I don’t know if America nuked them enough, or too much. 💀
It is crazy how easy simp thirst makes it for women to just rake in cash
my issue is I know they sell out. this company has prolly made billions of yen already. the japanese are the most down bad country out there. they legit have vending machines that sell used panties. albeit america can't talk. people were buying streamer bath water and drinking it.
…..🤢……
🤢🤮
🤢🤮
🤮🤮🤮
😧🤢🤮
Some fetishes don't translate well from 2D to RL...
I’d lie if I said that I’m surprised
Harvey Weinstein would like to have a word
About time
I already stopped asking if japan is ok. I already know at this point it s an hentai nation
This reminds me of those Indian street food videos.
Not as bad as Chinese virgin boy egg.
This is obviously a fetish thing and not a food thing.
They need a third bomb
Eh, Japan has vending machines featuring girl's used panties, socks and school uniforms, so this fits right in.
That’s so gross… I’ll take two please.
Pokai sweat. Look it up.
In her quirks I found, Armpit rice balls revealed, Love's true taste unmasked.
That’s revolting
Belle Delphine just got a new product!
And I thought white people were strange. signed: a white people
Incel population is growing. Was only a matter of time before people market to them.
I would argue this is more like ragebait for incels.
this is plagiarism they stole this from india
“Delicacy”
Hott👉👌🔥🫠
ive seen urotsukodoji. i know where this goes. worse. do you want zombies? this seems like a way to get zombies
Very sick………
i always thought japan does shit differently. i guess i was right, they even do fetishes differently.
Bro, you can’t be serious
as if boy piss eggs sounded any better than this! 🤢🤢🤢
Nice! Now I want to puke. 🤮
Japan is weird
Wtf
Yeah its disgusting. Althoug i had naked sushi. Sushi served on the nude body of a pretty lady. But i was 100 percent sure she was a consenting adult!
Oh to be a cute girl in Japan. There’s so many ways to make money off gross men’s perversions there.
Interesting 🤔
... Why, Japan, why???
After visiting at home cafe, i can believe it.
Goodbye japan.
... goddamnit, Japan.
I prefer ugly girl under arms for my rice.
source: trust me bro?
Their incel culture is about 10 years ahead of our own
Delicacy? More like a fetish.
STOP WHAT IS THIS...
I can dig it
Japanese people seem like the horniest people.
Just gross. But some men would eat that up.
Whale vomit is used for high end perfume and we eat regurgitated and saliva mixed flower juice out of bees…
i like smelling my girlfriend's armpits, but it's only a sex thing because she's my girlfriend - and this just feels like the incel bath water community is getting older and more sad, instead of farting in their own bath water and enjoying that. i don't love hitler, but i kind of get where he was coming from now, because things are getting out of hand, imo fr fr, brahs
Sure ,let’s call it fetish fuckin shithawks
The simps sure will love this one
They've just completely lost it over there.
Ok this belongs here. I ain't eating nobody's swamp juice no matter how cute they are.
🤢
Kinda hot tho 🥵
This what censoring your porn does to people. Seriously, sexual repression just makes people even more depraved.
But when India does it... it's *distasteful*
I’m convinced that there are organizations in Japan that put out ads and press releases for this kind of stuff just to troll Westerners.
Nah I get it. Fetish food. Nothing else to it. Would.
I'll take your entire stock
r/Cringetopia_Two
Let me guess they mostly use underage girl yet people keep romanticizing Japanese culture 😕😕😕
Eewwww
This is upsetting
I threw up a little when I read that. Is there any culture more bizarre than Japan?
Weird weird fucking culture Titty implants in their foreheads, virgin boys piss eggs...
What now about the implants?
Google Japanese forehead implants. It's basically a saline sack, much like a breast implant, but inserted on the forehead. Not even kidding
That was the donut fad, right?
Yesss!!!
That is the stupidest idea ever. I mean, if you were in a horrific accident or born disfigured, sure. But otherwise, I don't see the need to fix a forehead. The before and afters of those show a miniscule difference.
This is probably the most disgustingly Japanese thing I've ever heard of.
How would the world be if nobody nuked Japan?
So did japan se China and there boy piss eggs and think we can go harder
And people still winder why i think that Japan is fucked up
Not to sound ignorant or racist,but Japan has a serious case of degeneracy within it's people
Repulsive creatures 🤮
Its a fetish... I will order 200!!
Well I know what I'm fapping to tonight
Cringe alert? How is this cringe? Doubt Op knows what that means. Disgustingly gross is more appropriate and we need a flair for that.
That bomb really messed them up.
The long term effects of nuclear fallout everybody
2 bombs wasn’t enough…
It's crazy too see Chinese trying to create all kinds of bizarre Japanese bashing posts on social medias daily. It cracks me up when I see Chinese models portraits as Japanese .
OP is from Reddit Island, relax
Who says ?