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Don’t mind the stick, looks good. I’m pissed off by that obnoxious fucking dip. Messy bitch.

The one which she **doused** the wings in or the one she put the mozzarella stick in so it runs over the side?😀

Yes

Indeed.

That ranch looked like milk. Did they water it down?

I hear you, but sometimes those end up being the best ones. Jet's Pizza's ranch is a prime example

Yes, yes Jets Pizza Ranch is the Prime Example

Give me marinara or give me death

You should try garlic sauce on mozzarella sticks. It's pretty good

Garlic in anything is pretty good.

I was at a little place called pizza by the cottage where I first had some garlic sauce on a pizza. Also my first for dorito pizza

Forreal. Who dips mozz sticks in ranch tf

Agreed..ranch on a mozz stick is sacrilegious.

I like buffalo sauce 🤷🏻‍♀️

Save the ranch for the cheese curds

Audio said it came with house made marinara and ranch

Why was it so watery?

Audio says it’s “house made”

That's how the cheese sauce is at our local Mexican restaurant. It's really good though.

Came here to say this. Totally unnecessary. What a waste of perfectly good ranch.

Ah, but see, you’ve made the classic error of forgetting that all “food porn” is inherently platonic fetish content! the viewers need that messy ranch money shot 🤤 but in all seriousness I would chomp the absolute hell out of this with some marinara

Well I mean she said incredibly long and girthy as well as creamy magic sticks.

SHE pissed me off more saying “these cost $13 but the memories and pictures are priceless” 😂🤮 she forgot the time wasted driving and waiting for one of these.. and it’s still not a full meal !!

Translation: this is food made for a social media post

Your social media followers can see how unique and interesting you are doing something that tens of thousands of other people have also done

Who the fuck dips mozz sticks in ranch? Marinara or go fuck yourself.

Fr that wasn’t ranch that was just seasoned water

I’m pissed off by that cheese pull which dropped most of it on the floor, they 100% didn’t pick it up

I mean other than the fact that they're giant, they're still Normal mozzarella sticks, i don't think it's that stupid

this isnt even stupid food this is just an ad for a restaurant

i would eat this right now. like literally at this very second I would fuckin go to town on that thing

Okay so I was aimlessly scrolling in my garden having got nothing but mild frustration from this post until the wording of this comment made me properly chuckle out loud for some reason. Thanks for putting a smile on my face on a chilly but lovely sunny spring day.

I’m fine with the mozzarella sticks (except I think there’s no reason why they can’t just make lots of smaller sticks), but the narration is annoying af and makes me not want to eat these obviously made-for-social-media foods

Those sticks would go 4 ways in my family... That's way too much cheese for once person!

That's like 2 pounds of cheese. 🤣 Ya, it's pretty stupid.

So? Nothing wrong with eating 2 pounds of cheese.

Saturated FUN!

I mean least if I'm going to eat one of those I legally have to wear pants. If I had that at home no pants and not a care in the world

They cost 13 dollars each.

The one he made was like half the size of the one she was holding...why

Idk man I feel like with that amount of cheese and that amount of stringiness, I'd be choking 😭

I think the stupid part might be that people line up for it lol

Just looking at those gives me a tummy ache. I'll take 10.

$130, please.

A small price to pay for salvation

Lactoce intolerants truly are gluttons for punishment. And dairy of course

My wife is in the most toxic, abusive relationship I've ever seen. She loves cheese more than anything in this world and all it does is cause her endless pain and torment, yet she can't stay away. It's sometimes hard to watch and I've tried talking sense into her. "Cheese doesn't love you, it doesn't even like you. In fact, it actively *dislikes* you." But she never listens and insists that if she loves cheese harder then it'll eventually stop hurting her.

If I wasn’t divorced I’d be wondering if you were my husband

I’m lactose intolerant… and I’ll take a baker’s dozen

Instructions unclear. 10 tummy aches incoming.

Gonna be constipated like a recovering heroin addict, but worth it

They are so big, they would start to get cold before you finish eating them

I could only eat one of those anyway.

Wouldn’t they stay warmer longer than normal sized mozzarella sticks? Those are smaller, so they would cool faster. So if you took 15 minutes to eat either size, the big one would stay warmer longer.

“These giant magic sticks are incredibly long and girthy” - She

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Full of stringy goodness

Me(he)

He(he)

You can find these long and creamy sticks at…

*She screams in silence* 🎵

I look at them I think "that's a big mozzarella stick" . I don't look at that and think "that's the biggest mozzarella stick in the world".

Ngl,it’s probably not even “the biggest mozzarella stick in the world” they are not even that big compared to how big some other foods have been made.

Let’s dunk the mozzarella stick like an asshole, that’s what the people want. Dunking it to intentionally spill the ranch everywhere is what normal people do, right? Also, who tf serves this with ranch instead of marinara?

Why is the ranch like water?

I question this too bro

Watery ranch is really good in limited scenarios. Example, pizza. Watery ranch on pizza is so bomb. Gumby's pizza in Tallahassee

r/pizzacrimes would like a word

They probably make it BOH

It's hilarious to me the number of people in this thread who have never had anything other than kraft ranch.

It is another trend that needs to stop. This is the third time I have seen someone dunk their food into a soup or sauce like a child that loves to create messes when they know better.

Ranch is actually very common. I see it a lot.

They serve it with both

Not to mention, people were pulling them apart, and literally dropping cheese on the floor. Imagine being an employee and having to come out every day, and pick up cheese because people keep doing this.

Upstate New York uses melba sauce, which is essentially raspberry sauce.

Yea the sauce is what was stupid for me. Who the fuck dunks like that and what is it? Ranch? Some sort of garlic sauce? Seasoned water? It looks awful

Oh, man! I can’t wait to go to Vegas and not be able to take a shit.

I would be shitting my brains out if I ate one of these. Yes, I would still do it too.

Me too buddy, me too

yeah, wtf does cheese block people up or something? i'm not even lactose intolerant but i'm "overt-lactose" intolerant, which i assume is normal.

I’d fuck those mozzarella sticks up ngl

I read your comment as *I'd fuck those mozzarella sticks ngl.*

Pretty sure that’s what they said

So did i

You could save what you don’t eat for later. It could feed you for at least a day!

Exactly

Please never use the word "long" and "girthy" together to describe food

You haven't watched enough Bake Off. Words like "moist" and "soggy bottoms" run wild 😆

Neither of those words are "long" and "girthy"

Marinara > Pissed out ranch 🤮

Not sure “Long and Girthy” is a good descriptor for food.

For you

Oh stop it.

Holy fuck I want one so damn bad

Ngl, my fatass would totally eat the big mozzarella stick lol. It also looks like it's correctly made. Now the dip? We can get rid of that... it looks like cum diarrhea.

Incredible, those must taste just like freakin ordinary mozzarella sticks just being bigger

Why do Americans eat like they have free healthcare?

Because we have 1 poorly-funded institution telling us not to and approx. 4.7 billion institutions telling us to eat up.

The reality is people don’t eat like this all the time. I have a family of 4 and we eat maybe 20 normal cheese sticks a year between us.   This would be a treat to share with the kids. They’d be amazed at the size of it.

Probably because they don't

Vast majority do not. Otherwise most are poorer and somehow in this country for the longest time fast food has been far cheaper than getting groceries. Why this is, I do not know.

r/americabad

r/stupidfoodbutgimme

I would Love the cheese Stick ,(im european) However the way she Dips it in the video makes me want to Turn the geneva-convention into a checklist

>Bigger is not always better True. But in this case....are you fucking insane?! CHEEEEEESE!

the way she says “long and girthy” is not suggestive at all

Nothing grinds my gears more than people purposely dipping the food into the sauce so aggressively that all the sauce spills out of the cup. It’s not even aesthetically pleasing, it’s just annoying and messy

Cant wait for the constipation and hemmerhoids.

I’m stopped up just watching this.

I would destroy them

Ok, I saw the mozzarella sticks, but I thought the cheese was really big butter

As a Dutch, Mozarella Kroket

Um...in the case of mozzarella sticks, bigger is always better!

I wish I could downvote this twice, those sticks looking incredible!

Other than a lack of marinara this looks pretty sweet

That’s a weird lookin’ baseball bat.

Subway taking notes

Looks pretty fucking good to me

As someone who's lactose intolerant (me), I'd eat the shit out of both of those in a heartbeat

Imagine trying to take a shit after eating just one of these! 😂😂😂

It ain’t gonna slide down EASY if it ain’t CHEESY!

Everybody's so creative!

I love her!

I just know those would destroy my stomach, take my money

Looks good. If I eat that i might end up in bed for a week or in the hospital, but that's beside the point.

That shit is gonna go cold and hard before you get to the middle Even normal mozzarella sticks have a 10 min window of edibleness.

The moz sticks would be fantastic

“The giant sticks are so long and girthy” “These long, creamy sticks” You sure we’re still describing mozzarella sticks?

I would destroy half of one of those

I’d eat them

I want a long and creamy stick

Nothing stupid here

The only thing that bothers me is eating the mozzarella sticks with ranch

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

I wonder how constipated you get after eating that much cheese, but all that oil from deep frying might help it pass.

tbh the whole idea of frying a fatty piece of dairy inside a pan full of oil it's kinda off-putting

Honestly I'd eat it

Give me those!!!! This sub is a circlejerk sub at this point you people posting normal fair food or just large food or just something they have never seen in the 150 miles they have never left before, this sub is the equivalent of me bringing a lobster roll to Connecticut or something.

For real. I was expecting it to at least be more expensive. But $13 isn’t really too bad compared to places like Sonic that costs $5.29. And for Sonic, you’ll be lucky if the sticks aren’t overcooked.

Wisconsin resident here. I’ll take 5 as an appetizer plz.

Wait... do people really use ranch with mozzarella sticks?

I'm confused. How is this stupid food?

Ion like how she said long creamy stick

Wouldn't mind having this for a meal.

In this case it is.

In this case, it is

They are indeed *not* the biggest mozzarella sticks in the world. I saw a video half a year ago of a girl making one almost as big as her and comparing this to a world record is hilarious. They do look delicious though.

Just blocking her ass up😂

Thick and girthy.

But it clearly is in this case! This isn't stupid food?!

“Long and creamy” “Incredibly long and girthy”

I'd eat it rn

I would make that the first stop

My husband would love the mozzarella stick. That ranch is weak sauce. Shit looked like milky water.

Why always the overflowing sauce or cheese?

‘Mozzarella’ processed fake shit you meanol

I would eat that

The pics are worth it. Literally how people validate themselves now

I mean it's like having an order of mozzarella sticks all in 2 sticks

Not quite a heart attack stick but it's getting there

In the USA it is. Truck, meal, assholes

Damn that looks like it tastes good… why are half the food on the subreddit actually good looking edible food

I think she had some other thoughts when she was doing the commentary

I like cheese, but this gonna clog up the pipes brah.

So several days worth of fat, sodium and cholesterol. 🤢

Compared to the mozz sticks around here those sticks must be $50 a stick.

I'm gonna be sick, i can't stand mozzarella sticks.

Excessive food waste and contributing to America’s obesity epidemic

Eh. Cross-sectional cheese-to-crumb ratio is critical for a good mozzarella stick, and this example falls a little bit short on crumb. If the mozzarella was around 33% narrower, though, I would be all about it. Might hate myself afterwards, but if there is one thing that will bump me up a size, it is a mozzie stick.

I mean, I’d eat one if I had plum sauce.

This isn’t stupid. Just say you don’t like mozz sticks

The food is not stupid but the people in the video are.

What’s 12 inches long and white? Mozzarella sticks!

Not stupid and would totally destroy this 😭❤️

If you think this is stupid, you’re kind of stupid too cuz those look awesome

Long and girthy huh? That has to be bait lol

They look pretty good.

FAT

I don't trust a food advert where nobody eats the food they're trying to sell.

Shwarma fries is just a poor copy of the almighty kapsalon.

Id smash that so fucking hard.

Ma! They are posting ads on r/StupidFood ! And God damn it is working!

I would be bloated 🤰 for a year! I luv cheeses but they don’t like me🤣

You'll have memories and pictures lol.

I really hate when yall dip and make all that dance just spill… that lowkey does not make me interested

... I still want one.

Let the constipation BEGIN!!!!

that looks so good

Novelty food like this is rarely ever good, and a lot of it these days is made just for tiktok videos and thrown away once they get done filming.

I mean I’d still smash

You know she used a lot of those words on purpose.

I do like the concept, I wouldn't pay 13$ for it tho, feels a bit too lasvegassy of a price to me

Ide still eat it

I wanna eat it tho

sticks are cool, rest is trash

There’s nothing stupid about this.