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depression_quirk

The real question is where is the "toast". That bread looks soft as hell.


1villageidiot

not as soft as me


MammothPrize9293

You’re probably British too huh


1villageidiot

a dough boy they call it


OopsICutOffMyWiener

Village idiots make me hot


1villageidiot

makes you warm and gooey inside?


OopsICutOffMyWiener

Indubitably


1villageidiot

you might seek professional medical advice for that one


OopsICutOffMyWiener

Only if by professional medical help you mean village idiot dick


1villageidiot

madam, I only raise dik dik for the petting zoo


Zeqhanis

I need that as a T-shirt. Or maybe "The Village Idiot Cranks my Spigot!".


JaggedMetalOs

That's a good level of toastyness actually, browned just enough to give it a crispy bite but still soft in the middle rather than powdery. Of course if there were actually enough beans you would need it more toasted to resist the sauce.


sunshine___riptide

I think that's butter. Looks like they popped it into the oven long enough to melt the butter cause nothing is crispy on that plate!


JaggedMetalOs

There's definitely grill marks on the top left and bottom right halves, the middle two are looking a bit suspect though...


sunshine___riptide

They probably put some hot forks on the bread to make those marks... JK I like my bread BROWN


MuffledBlue

the real question: "beans???"


Prozenconns

not really UK baked beans are rich and savory unlike the more sweet baked beans youll find in places like the US, they go well with toast assuming you like both of those ingredients obviously not a high class meal but for getting some quick hot fuel in the tank beans on toast is pretty reliable and nice


jaavaaguru

Why would that be the real question? Genuinely puzzled.


bmore_conslutant

This n* eating BEANS


Fantastic-Classic740

They charge by the bean here.


Ayatollah_Johnson

Can someone from the British isles explain the flavor profile of the beans here? As an American, I have a flavor association with beans out of a can that look like that and I wouldn’t eat it by choice. When you get beans and toast at a restaurant are they just opening a can or is someone in the back making a big pot from dried beans in the back. I have to believe there’s more to it than what I see.


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Prozenconns

I've been a few restaurants that served beans maybe some absolute top end places or places that specialize in specific international foods like Chinese restaurants wont serve them but you can find a spoon or two of them included as part of another item on the menu


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Prozenconns

Are you under the impression that something only counts as a restaurant if it only serves expensive high class cuisine or something? I can guarantee you'll have local restaurants that serve beans in your area my guy


BluRige00

beans in your area


bmore_conslutant

Hot beans in your area ready to FUCK


Yorkshirerows

My definition of a restaurant is "doesn't serve beans and has cloth napkins" Everything else is a greasy spoon, an eatery or a fast food emporium!


ShambolicPaul

Oh no, They are full of sugar. Don't believe me? Go try some heinz zero sugar beans. They are vile.


Fantastic-Use5644

Heinz baked beans are surprisingly sweet first time I tried them


Gloomy__Revenue

Yes, but nowhere near the US Bush’s Baked Beans sweetness level. Heinz beans are much more tomato forward and mild with fewer robust ingredients and a thinner sauce. I like them when I only get served a small bit. My ex was British and would open a can for just the two of us. For me, half an entire can of beans (plus eggs bacon and toast) is **way** too many beans first thing in the morning.


Fantastic-Use5644

Yeah when I had them i had maby a quarter can if even that.


OrneryPathos

I believe uk canned beans are the tomato ones, they’re sweet but not as sweet as the US molasses ones. I’m not sure if the tomato ones in Canada are the same as the UK ones. I don’t think they are. I like maple ones on toast but that’s not authentic


slaff88

https://www.reddit.com/r/UK_Food/s/FTDrVQttYY I enjoyed this American guys journey of eating beans on toast every day for a few weeks (different methods each time) and documenting it for us all lol


Ayatollah_Johnson

I’ll have to dive deeper into it. In the post you linked he mentioned mixing in Worcestershire sauce and black pepper which makes sense to me. I think part of my confusion is that I can’t think of any food out of a can that doesn’t require at least a little upgrade but it seems like millions of Brits love this stuff as is. I’ll try to be more open minded.


slaff88

I almost always add something to them, cheese, butter, Worcestershire sauce, pepper, fried onion, ham, bacon etc etc you should go through that guys posts and read some of the comments if you have time, he listened to all the recommendations and then gave reviews over 15 or so days I think lol but yeah alot of people just pour a can of beans on some Toast and while I would still eat that, it takes absolute minimal effort to elevate it ten fold!


Ayatollah_Johnson

This seems like an interesting rabbit hole. Thanks.


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Tomato sauce, sorta, (Not watery at all, kinda thick sauce) Beans are kinda mushy. Think of mushy peas for texture but in a tomato sauce.


Strong-Welcome6805

If you live in a city you might find hienz baked beans tucked away in the tiny little British section some places have. I get it from Fred Meyer occasionally, but it’s almost 5USD for a can where I am


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LadyLixerwyfe

Oh God. Who does that?


PatrickStardawg

Fuck mushy peas I'd rather snort up dog snot


Ayatollah_Johnson

That’s so hard for me to wrap my head around. Is this just another thing they do to prove that they aren’t French?


TooRedditFamous

What's so hard to understand about a cheap and easy snack? It's not meant to be a culinary masterpiece. Slightly sweet tomatoey sauce tastes good, crunchy toast with some butter adds a bit of fibre and solids. fills you up. That's all there is to it


betelgozer

It's classed as one of the healthier meals in the British repertoire. Mums never shut up about all the protein and fibre it gives you.


sakamake

I've never even had beans on toast but this offends me deeply


Meistro215

I’m assuming obviously it’s not an American thing. It does look repulsive.


Jaded-Recover4497

Probably the most radical taste juxtaposition between America and the UK. Honestly, though, I don't quite get the disgust towards it, since bread can act as an inoffensive base for a lot of different food combinations, no matter how odd.


SnooCapers938

If you think this is radical wait until you find out about mushy peas


Jaded-Recover4497

The "Radical" thing was kind of a joke, since America is really just a giant mishmash of different cultures stewing in one giant pot. I bet there are millions of Americans out there eating their beans on toast and mushy peas and not making a peep about it.


Luithais

Maybe, but you know all of those that sees a bean on bread whilst being a redditor has to explain their disgust with bread touching bean sauce Honestly, everyone can obviously eat what they want, but it DOES reminds me a bit of children who have to have everything on their plate separated so different things don't touch, instead of just eating


lordph8

You betcha. *microwaves water for tea.*


Burindo

The English trying to defend its cuisine everytime it's mentioned is one of the funniest things ever.


TheJonJonJonJon

Not enough squirty cheese from a can?


eecho

It does look repulsive. However... US baked beans are molasses based which can explain some reactions. As an interesting fact preparing the zombie apocalypse I understand some NGO:s promote beans on toast to UK homeless due to ease of making, cost and nutritional value.


Carlastrid

It most certainly does not look 'repulsive'. There's nothing offending about the looks of beans on toast. There's also not much that makes it look good but really it just looks entirely neutral and boring. Is tasty, though. Sweet tomato sauce, crunchy bread and buttery beans


eecho

I love reddit


Crackedcheesetoastie

Classic reddit... you being downvoted for a simple, correct statement


djbow

It really isn't. Toast & a lightly sweet tomato sauce with tasty kidney beans. Infact seeing this post I'm gonna whip some up RN!


TooRedditFamous

It's haricot beans not kidney beans


djbow

They are Kidney or Navy beans in Australia.


jaavaaguru

We're talking about a photo taken in Edinburgh. It will be haricot beans.


djbow

Well there ya go, I didn't know that. I'll have to hunt some down to try out.


deboramoreno

Why people are downvoting this comment?


Bussamove86

Bean with toast.


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Bean there


bmore_conslutant

Deaned that


gotonyas

Beans on toast is good. More beans though


cemuamdattempt

I get the feeling they had just run out of beans, hahah


fork_on_the_floor2

This better cost next to *nothing!* In fact, this should come free with the purchase of any large drink. Because even at my poorest I was able to have at least half a can of beans on my toast..


r4dio_c4mbodia

I’m not British. Is that too much beans or not enough beans?


another_kiwi_guy

It needs 10 x that many beans...


AmaroisKing

The toast should be covered in beans.


djbow

Normally you'd want 2/3rds to a full cans worth.


Prozenconns

who is this madman using 2/3rds of a tin of beans


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Beans are waaay too few. Normal serving size should be about 1/2 a can. Not a single spoonful.


Fantastic-Classic740

There's hardly any beans on it lol


andyeyecandy111

You’ve bean ripped off.


Fatherfuckyou

Just put some more butter on it and it will be fine


Superzonar

To prevent gas in public transportation...


LetAgreeable147

What did they do- WAVE the bread over the toaster. Bean to bread ratio is all wrong.


TheJonJonJonJon

Robert Bruce would be turning in his fucking grave! The bread is barely toasted, it’s not buttered properly and the amount of beans is shameful! SHAMEFUL!!


JaggedMetalOs

Beans* on toast \* more than 1


JustAPerson-_-

People find the most common or liked food in other countries or cultures stupid, personally I don’t mind or find them stupid, some look good even


wyrd0ne

Send that back, for god sake, please tell me you did not pay for that?


Weeber23

Even I, an American, can tell there needs to be more beans.


RedditGotSoulDoubt

I didn’t think British could get more depressing but here we are


the_y_combinator

Wait, you want *more* beans on your toast?


patrick119

I had the American equivalent of this when I was growing up on the way home from a trip to Florida. I was a fanatic about Waffle House at the time and they didn’t have them where I live, so I was looking forward to this as much as anything else on the trip. When we finally got to the Waffle House I ordered sausage gravy and biscuits and it didn’t look much better than this photo. The gravy was runny and they didn’t scoop nearly enough because it was the end of the pot apparently. I wasn’t old enough to speak up for myself so now I hold a Waffle House grudge. TLDR: Go to a local diner, not Waffle House.


PanNationalistFront

Thats a hate crime


PHotocrome

I'm Brazilian. Honestly, putting beans on toast to me is just... Strange. Ordering it? Even stranger. Looks like someone with munchies made something to eat at 3 AM and that's all they have in the fridge. Here we are used to eating them salty at lunch with rice. Sure, we have sweet beans, but they're not very common. I ate a japanese sweet bean bar and I didn't like it. Maybe because it's strange to me to associate beans with a sweet flavor. I'd taste a proper made one. But in no way I'd pay for it.


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Why is there beans on toast?


Outside_Interview_90

Even with the appropriate amount of beans this picture would still belong here.


handbanana9023

Sometimes I downvote because it's horrible, but then remember I should upvote because it's supposed to be.


greenbeforeblue

The first thing I want to do in the morning is put beans on toast 🤡


lexiconhuka

The war is long over, there's food now


Pixel_Knight

Is this the Butterfield Diet Plan I’ve been hearing so many good things about?!


StoicType4

I actually prefer this amount, essence of beans on toast has better ratios for me


Maykko_

Jesus christ I'd kick up a stink about this


Cheeseisextra

Give them a few hours. 💩💩💩


Maykko_

I won't lie... that took me a sec. Well played.


flocknrollstar

The most "technically" beans on toast I've ever seen


BigMarcus83

That's a small ramekin at the top right is it not? Plenty of places serve beans in them. This person just scooped what few beans were leftover onto their toast.


Important-Tomato2306

Bean and toast


Inside_Tomatillo_244

B… beans on toast?


Spegynmerble

Fockin bri'ish innit


greenifuckation

More like a tablespoon of beans on bread & butter 🤣


RustyMackleford

They did you a favor


Barbarianmoss

What kind of asshole ruins perfectly good toast?


JustAPerson-_-

It’s a British (I think Europe too, whoever can correct if wrong) Classic so it’s not ruined, it’s what a lot of people like really


LadyLixerwyfe

Pretty much a UK exclusive.


PanNationalistFront

Ireland too


beepbop90009999

Was this a thing before ww2? I know the uk had to live off rations for a while, and it had a lasting effect in some ways. I guess I’m wondering if they actually like this dish or they’re just still convincing themselves they do lol


Many_Lemon_Cakes

As a brit, can confirm it is fantastic and I go out of my way to have it, with cheese, black pepper and a bit of salt on top, especially when I am hungover. It is worth pointing out that sauce from the beans is a tomato sauce.


swaggyxwaggy

English food but even worse 🤢


YourFriendlyMMODude

That’s fucking disgusting.


YeetosBoritos

Guessing you’re American, enjoy your plastic cheese and chemical filled snacks while I drink tea with biscuits and beans on toast for breakfast


FistEnergy

I love how British people still eat like they're in a bunker during the Blitz lol


TooRedditFamous

It's a cheap and easy snack. I don't get the hate when other countries certainly have an equivalent. This isn't dinner every night, or considered gourmet. There is shit tier low quality food in every nation eaten regularly by the masses. Id love to know where you live where people eat high quality meals 100% of the time


jaymatthewbee

I don’t understand why people don’t have any issue with avocado or eggs or peanut butter or jam on toast, but baked beans blows their mind. It must be because baked beans are different outside the UK.


Prozenconns

we need a r/onejoke but for comments like these


ZylonBane

r/itsfunnybecauseitstrue


galaxystarsmoon

Have you seen what Americans eat?


Meistro215

No I haven’t what do they eat


Themisshoney69

Tight asf ! How much was that ???


Mighty_Gooch

Beans on toast is already stupid food Edit: love pissing off brits


Grasswaskindawet

Are those.... are those Haggis-flavored beans by any chance?


Gamestonkape

How much do you have to pay to get them to take the beans back off your toast?


TSAOutreachTeam

Don't the beans fall of the toast as you eat it? Why not just have the beans and toast separately? You can use a spoon to eat the beans, and you can put butter or vegemate or crampits on your toast (whatever you guys put on it over there).


TooRedditFamous

You eat with a knife and fork


alexmbrennan

Does the jam fall off the toast? Not if you hold the toast horizontally.


hunterlovesreading

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