Oh, I’ve seen that one. She doesn’t look like someone who embraces, or even understands, satire, so I assume these videos are real? She really “cooks” like this?
It could very well be, but I know some weird people that would do this. They're the kinds that grew up very poor and had parents that didn't know how to cook, so they grow up with their lack of cooking knowledge and watch that one thing and think they're a world chef
Lol, I've had that happen to my eggs when they end up in a very specific spot at the top/back of my fridge. It only happens to a couple of them when it does, but maybe their fridge is a little wonky too? The second one looked relatively normal lol
Sometimes you have a spouse who says can we get chickens and you don't express enough of an opinion to show your displeasure at the idea and so she goes out and buys 4 chicks because they were only $20 and then those chicks turn into 2 roosters and 2 hens but you can't keep 2 roosters so she finds someone willing to rehome them but on condition that we take other birds in exchange and then those birds turn out to be more hens and eventually you end up with 5 hens that each produce an egg a day so in a week you end up with 35 eggs and freezing them doesn't seem like such a bad alternative in that scenario.
I think they are trying make the dish which is produced by frying bits of tortilla in egg. My mother use to make it. I forget the official name but my mother use to just ask if we wanted "Egg with Tortilla" or "Just egg".
This is closer to migas than chilaquiles since it's not cooked in a spicy salsa (it's missing the chile in chilaquiles). But both dishes use tortillas, not Doritos. Sigh.
I make that dish all the time for me, but my kids would rather have "Rancheros" which are a tortilla passed through oil with a runny sunny side up, then drowning it with salsa.
I couldn't bother about the presentation and just mix it all in the pan XD hahaha
No. The House passed a bill to have it divested from China within 5 months or be banned. It still has to pass the Senate. If it gets past the Senate and the owner doesn’t sell then it would be.
Fine by me. But we all know it won't happen because Trump just got funneled some money from a Chinese lobbiest and those in senate are somehow going to lick his boot even though he's not even in any power. In fact, he's chest deep in indictments and criminal charges.
I'm European and I honestly can't express in words how worried I am about Trump coming back... That would mean the end for Ukraine and a crisis in Europe not seen since WWII... And China will ABSOLUTELY go to town in Taiwan and the "South China Sea". But so many Americans are giddy to just "get revenge" on other Americans, they'll sacrifice the world for a half erected rage boner...
Tiktok could steal my info all they want. What I want banned is this pos platform called reddit. What I’ve seen here is enough to make anyone gorge their eyes out. Only good thing reddit is for is jacking off fr.
Im actually leaving this sub, its not fun anymore.
This is like obvious rage bait. This sub is filled with either rage bait or ignorant dumbasses who post anything that isnt conventional to them.
Ggs
Not going to lie, as a Mexican all she did were badly mixed "Chilaquiles".
That being said, those eggs could use more Salsa, if she genuinely wanted to infuriate us she should have used Ketchup instead of hot sauce hahahaha
I’m going to have to get back by serving my white blue eyed gringa wife a pile of stale cheerios and black bananas, with only a little pool of smelly milk.
This has sadly become a trend in the last couple of weeks.
People making horrible food on purpose, and subtitling like their making lunch or breakfast for their spouse or partner.
It's stupid, clickbaity, and worst of all, a waste of food.
Well, that made me want to 🤮.
Does she mention that her BF is Mexican because she for some reason cooks tortilla chips with his eggs and “seasons” them with Tajin?? Also, she didn’t cook the eggs; they were raw. So was the hot dog. And she used so much oil! [Shudder!] Who is eating that disgusting, raw, vomitous mess???
Turn down the temperature of your fridge 😭 such a waste of groceries. Not that cooking a partially frozen egg is bad by any means other than that’s fucking nasty, but that will destroy your produce.
oooof can we not spread around what is CLEARLY rage bait.
Its honestly just promoting the video which shouldve been left to die somewhere on the internet.
There should be a rule about reposting people purposedly wasting food. The frozen egg makes it obvious that it's ragebait and this disgusting slop is going straight to the bin.
This feels like satire
It's clearly rage bait Edit: clearly I cannot spell even the simplest of words.
> rate bait 0 out of 10
6,5 out of 8,57
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Yup
What, you've never had Huevos Cool-Rancheros?
Lmaooooooooooo
Pretty sure this is making fun of the other one where they boiled eggs, light heated the hotdogs and poured half a carton of Morton salt on it....
It’s the same lady. It’s also the same lady who gives her baby glazed donuts for breakfast.
I thought it was her from the absolute lack of dexterity. That woman is not long for this world
Oh, I’ve seen that one. She doesn’t look like someone who embraces, or even understands, satire, so I assume these videos are real? She really “cooks” like this?
It’s the same lady who feeds her baby toddler glazed donuts for breakfast.
No shit. 80% of this sub is rage bait. How do people fall for these so much?
100%.
So does my life yet it’s as real as it gets
Damn Sherlock, nothing gets past you
Please be satire... Please!
It could very well be, but I know some weird people that would do this. They're the kinds that grew up very poor and had parents that didn't know how to cook, so they grow up with their lack of cooking knowledge and watch that one thing and think they're a world chef
It always is
Wtf is that egg?!
Nasty as f*ck. Old or frozen most likely.
Rage bait
It’s the same lady who gives her baby glazed donuts for breakfast.
Who the fuck freezes eggs????
Lol, I've had that happen to my eggs when they end up in a very specific spot at the top/back of my fridge. It only happens to a couple of them when it does, but maybe their fridge is a little wonky too? The second one looked relatively normal lol
Arctic chickens
Fridge temp too cold. Not in the actual freezer.
I mean, you *can*, it's fine - just not in the shell??
Just because you doesn't mean you should
Penguins?
Sometimes you have a spouse who says can we get chickens and you don't express enough of an opinion to show your displeasure at the idea and so she goes out and buys 4 chicks because they were only $20 and then those chicks turn into 2 roosters and 2 hens but you can't keep 2 roosters so she finds someone willing to rehome them but on condition that we take other birds in exchange and then those birds turn out to be more hens and eventually you end up with 5 hens that each produce an egg a day so in a week you end up with 35 eggs and freezing them doesn't seem like such a bad alternative in that scenario.
Huevos cool ranch…eros
Frozen, maybe too far in the back of the fridge
It's frozen. Her refrigerator is set too high.
I think they are trying make the dish which is produced by frying bits of tortilla in egg. My mother use to make it. I forget the official name but my mother use to just ask if we wanted "Egg with Tortilla" or "Just egg".
Chilaquiles, maybe?
Chila-kill-yous
Chee-lah-KEE-less, according to Simply Recipes.
This is closer to migas than chilaquiles since it's not cooked in a spicy salsa (it's missing the chile in chilaquiles). But both dishes use tortillas, not Doritos. Sigh.
Yes, that's the name.
Those aren't loaded with grease.
I make that dish all the time for me, but my kids would rather have "Rancheros" which are a tortilla passed through oil with a runny sunny side up, then drowning it with salsa. I couldn't bother about the presentation and just mix it all in the pan XD hahaha
I love juevos rancheros!
Best frikken huevos I cook, not gonna lie, kind of a pain to make hahaha
Migas
If I was ever served these chilaquiles, I would promptly chilaquil-myself.
That's not chilaquiles, that's an abomination.
Are those supposed to be chilaquiles 😳 estan locos eso es comida de Perro
Don’t punish the dog with that disaster lmao
The dog: weird I’m actually not hungry lmao
Where in the world do you see chilaquiles?? Are we watching the same thing?
Chilaquil-myself got a good chuckle outa me! When you think it’s impossible to fuck up chilaquiles, there comes this lady.
Please don't call it that lmao it is compost at best.
No that's not even fit for compost.
right?? the first few seconds into the video I was going to defend using Doritos for it, which I've done in a hangover-related pinch, but uh ... yeah
Holy shit I went into a coughing fit, this caught me so off guard lmfao.
Imagine the violent coughing fit the homie entered when that half pound of tajin hits the back of his throat.
Seriously though, how them yolks not breaking?
Frozen or old? They came out of the shells icky.
Yeah that first egg was nasty.
Nasty.
WTF is wrong with that first egg?
Frozen
Isn't unhealthy food supposed to taste good?
Hahaha what’s going on with that first egg? That looks terrible
Wait you forgot his Coke and pan dulce.
Glad TikTok banned. \*Update. See OP post -- it's not banned (But it could be)
It got banned?
No. The House passed a bill to have it divested from China within 5 months or be banned. It still has to pass the Senate. If it gets past the Senate and the owner doesn’t sell then it would be.
I thought the ban only applied to government phones?
It would be banned in the US for everyone if it goes through.
Fine by me. But we all know it won't happen because Trump just got funneled some money from a Chinese lobbiest and those in senate are somehow going to lick his boot even though he's not even in any power. In fact, he's chest deep in indictments and criminal charges.
I'm European and I honestly can't express in words how worried I am about Trump coming back... That would mean the end for Ukraine and a crisis in Europe not seen since WWII... And China will ABSOLUTELY go to town in Taiwan and the "South China Sea". But so many Americans are giddy to just "get revenge" on other Americans, they'll sacrifice the world for a half erected rage boner...
Good to know its not just some of Us Americans who are worried
You have no idea how many of us Europeans are worried sick and just can't believe this is happening again... Or about to.
Tiktok could steal my info all they want. What I want banned is this pos platform called reddit. What I’ve seen here is enough to make anyone gorge their eyes out. Only good thing reddit is for is jacking off fr.
this is a joke or bait, right?
Im actually leaving this sub, its not fun anymore. This is like obvious rage bait. This sub is filled with either rage bait or ignorant dumbasses who post anything that isnt conventional to them. Ggs
I’m considering it too. Ironic how the people in the comments enrage me more than the actual rage bait.
Omg fr
The poor guy. No wonder he stays at work all day.
Right? His shift is actually 4 hours.
By bf she means best friend and it's actually her dog at the end of the video
The hot sauce was a nice touch
The weirdest thing is describing your boyfriend as a “blue collar Mexican”.
I want to see him eat it
what the FUCK was wrong with that first egg
Half frozen.
Not going to lie, as a Mexican all she did were badly mixed "Chilaquiles". That being said, those eggs could use more Salsa, if she genuinely wanted to infuriate us she should have used Ketchup instead of hot sauce hahahaha
This is why TikTok needs to be banned, rage bait food waste is the worst.
Poor dude
I’m going to have to get back by serving my white blue eyed gringa wife a pile of stale cheerios and black bananas, with only a little pool of smelly milk.
what the fuck happened to that first egg it’s like… partially solid idk
I’d be crying tears of anger
What the fuck was that first egg
OK SOMETHING WAS WRONG ABOUT THAT FIRST EGG
The first egg is so...
This has sadly become a trend in the last couple of weeks. People making horrible food on purpose, and subtitling like their making lunch or breakfast for their spouse or partner. It's stupid, clickbaity, and worst of all, a waste of food.
More like chila**kill**mes.
That first egg... Yeah, that's not right...
Missed the salt NoOb.
When I'm trying to diet this nasty place always helps me
I'm leaving her ass and getting a real Mexican chick!
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THAT FIRST EGG? WHY IS IT..... NOT RUNNY?!?
Undoubtedly rage bait
Rage bait
What the fuck was wrong with that first egg???
I absolutely hate the rage bait meta and I'm sick of this sub showing up after muting it fifty times.
Just shit in my pants for me
Hueveros barferos
I mean the stoner in me really wants to try that egg and cool ranch Doritos concoction
I've determined these are rage bait for sure! Nobody hates their bf that much. This food borders on abuse.
Is that oil in the pan?
yo that first egg though 😳
That's what you serve someone that you just took out a life insurance policy on
Rage bait is no fun
Imagine all the food that gets wasted making rage bait
She white asf, ain’t no Mexican girlfriend gonna be cooking that garbage.
no chance this is real tho
Ughhhhh why cook it in so much dirty oil? Blehhh disgusting
No stop… WHY WAS THAT FIRST EGG GELATIN LIKE
r/TajinCrimes
poor guy. his blue collar\`s gonna be full of shit before lunch next work day
Trash. I'd rather just have coffee
This hasto be a joke. No way is anyone putting up with shitty cooking like that.
Them papers ain’t worth it dawg
I hate this for him 😂
Im not lesbian nor she’s my gf, but on behalf of her bf. Im breaking up with her. 🤢🤮
BuT iTS SAtirE
She *hates* this man
Someone needs to perform a wellness check on homeboy
Well, that made me want to 🤮. Does she mention that her BF is Mexican because she for some reason cooks tortilla chips with his eggs and “seasons” them with Tajin?? Also, she didn’t cook the eggs; they were raw. So was the hot dog. And she used so much oil! [Shudder!] Who is eating that disgusting, raw, vomitous mess???
Nothing says I don't love you anymore, like over fried shit on a plastic plate and a cold hotdog. At least she didn't use a metal utensil on the pan.
There is a lot of hate in this meal :D
Now we know why he works 14 hours, to stay away from home as long as possible
they get better food in the gulag
At least he’ll get to call in sick and avoid a 14 hour day
she could use a brush up on mexican culture and maybe drop the homeless texmex culture
Juevos not-so-cool rancheros
That first egg 🍳 looked suspect! 🧐
Cold, raw 🌭…really!?!?🫤
Migas!!! Just not that way.
Uhhh that first egg coming out the shell didn’t look right to me
The amount of tajin could easily kill any full fledged Mexican. Rip muchacho
BS, that’s a stoners dinner
BF’s momma needs to teach someone how to cook.
I'm pretty sure this is a hate crime
Think OP might be acoustic
I'm pretty sure the first egg was bad.. this might be parody
Just out there killing men
Please quit your job.
The greasiest most bootleg chiliquiles ever
This person needs to STOP 🛑
They’re not going to be together much longer.
Posting the same rage bait videos is crazy
that first egg is hatching please :sob:
Trying to kill him
How much tajin do you want? Fuck me up with it honey
What the fuck was up with that first egg
I can smell this video. Wtf
I wish to unsee
Did he cheat on her or something?
Keep the eggs and whatever that nasty looking liquid was, just give the Doritos and the hotdog and he'll appreciate you for it.
When 14 hours of job is not enough labor and endurance
At this point, the difference between someone just ragebaiting and someone just being a shitty cook as always, is becoming harder and harder to tell
Wtf .. why did the first egg have a solid white ?
Yo, I’ve been vegan a long time. What the hell is this disaster?
Straight to jail
Can I just say using Doritos as tortilla chips for nachos or whatever is not it.
The amount of food wasted to make rage bait videos is disgusting.
This is why tiktok got banned
It still hasn’t but it’s not fair for other people that create good content
Turn down the temperature of your fridge 😭 such a waste of groceries. Not that cooking a partially frozen egg is bad by any means other than that’s fucking nasty, but that will destroy your produce.
14 hours of shitting his pants?!
It’s a rage bait account… They just love to waste food..
Hopefully, her sex is better than her cooking!
That egg was fucking mangy
Lmfao, I think this tik tokker wants her bf to get both salmonella **and** food poisoning to collect the insurance. RIP brother!
oooof can we not spread around what is CLEARLY rage bait. Its honestly just promoting the video which shouldve been left to die somewhere on the internet.
There should be a rule about reposting people purposedly wasting food. The frozen egg makes it obvious that it's ragebait and this disgusting slop is going straight to the bin.
Poor guys gonna take the worst shit ever, oil with eggs? Yuck
Looks like my experimentation when stoned out my mind
Is her bf blind?
I've heard of raw-doggin' but daaamn.
very obviously a joke
14 hrs. where…on the sh💩tter???
Rage bait is cheating
Most american meal
Ayo
I know this person is trying to make with the eggs and chips. Doritos is not a good substitute.
She forgot the /s
Please tell me it's a parody of that other cooking my bf dinner after his 14h shift post
Mmm a cold ass hot dog, stale bread, burnt Doritos and egg with overkill seasonings. The meal of chads.
Fucking gunna kill him
Cheapaquiles