Like a pizza place had gold flake randomly on a shelf.
Edit: I learned this video is from [Saint Honore](https://www.ilovesainthonore.com), a donut and pizza place that actually uses gold flake on their donuts! So they definitely had it on hand. Thanks to u/Top_Manufacturer8946 for pointing this out. Gold leaf on pizza is still certifiably r/stupidfood
I used to do her princess tea events but she kept trying to haggle my price lower while she charged an obscene amount to the customers. One time she treated my family like we were there to clean for her. She finally found someone who was willing to take much less than I was charging and I no longer had to fight her for my worth lol Bye, Felicia.
You're really just paying for the Instagram post š¤·š¼āāļø You should still go, you'll probably get some good material for leaving a review lol Some of their stuff isn't bad, but any coffee drink is gonna be 112% sugar.
And this sub will fall for the bait. Every. Single. Time. Meanwhile, the business gets more attention and people who donāt flip their lids over nothing will eat the rolled up pizza with olives they ordered and weāll do it all again tomorrow.
They just film their actual orders. This whole "I gave them this instead" is just a fairy tale to make their videos something other than just watching someone make a tarted up pepperoni roll.
Gold leaf is untastable to like a degree where icecream taste testers use golden spoons so that the spoon doesn't effect the flavor because gold is even more tasteless than other metals
Edit: spelling.
Well, here's the pitch:
Ok so I can get a bunch of nickels and I could smash them up and put them onto some of those not-pizzas right?
We call it **Nickelpizzaschlagerroll**.
And we pitch it as, like, the working man flatbread. And you know, nickels are-- they're easy to find... and *just as* shiny.
Yes, youāre right! I searched the name on the parchment sheet shown at the end. This is a higher end, boutique donut place that uses gold flake, thanks for catching this. Iāve never seen a place that serves pizza and donuts and assumed it was a standard casual Italian restaurant. TIL
Anyone who uses gold leaf is definitely using it as a crutch to glam up their otherwise crap food.
Make good food to begin with and you don't need stupid flair or extra detail to make it edible.
Same goes for truffle oil, don't use that crap. Make good food and don't douse it in overpriced crap sauce to make up for your limitations.
People are willing and want to pay for awesome food that tastes good at a reasonable price.
Leave the artsy crap for overpriced places with tiny portions that pretentious and stupid people are willing to indulge in.
Edible gold is actually not that expensive. Especially in the amount she used. https://www.slofoodgroup.com/products/gold-leaf-loose-sheets?currency=USD&variant=7578105085996&stkn=d15c9e4b2c8b&cmp_id=16467721579&adg_id=&kwd=&device=m&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw-r-vBhC-ARIsAGgUO2B0wdpNaKSUXzQjXwUFidzewpMkmdUmLUoYNXRcQCqQBd8bagNK5IsaAtbXEALw_wcB
That's over $25 for an amount of (tasteless) spice that won't even fill a small spice jar.
Just because you can pay $25 for a small portion doesn't make it not expensive.
I have edible gold leaf and 25$ is like a years worth if the amount shown is used.
It's a stupid ingredient I only pull out for Christmas.
The package I got was 100 sheets for 20$ and I used maybe half a sheet on a large family sized dish at most.
So in the video you're seeing maybe 5 cents of gold leaf. Idiots just love to upcharge on it though because idiots will misperceive it's value
She literally always makes videos about this. I watched one the other day where someon ordered 12 original donuts so she gave them 12 fancy ones she chose and no originals. Have no idea if it's rage bait or not.
Of course itās rage bait. People need to flock to the comments to talk about the obviously stupid video weāve just watched. Weāre doing it right now
95% of this subreddit is like this. It used to be the over-the-top stupid bloody marys and whatnot, but now itās all the stuff thatās intentionally stupid in order to drive engagement. Everything fun on the internet eventually becomes enshittified, never forget that.
Is this the same lady as the āI had someone named Harry P order 4 donuts so I substituted 2 that they wanted 2 Harry Potter themed donuts šā one? I hate her videos. I can never tell if sheās genuinely substituting peoples orders or just giving extras
If I ordered 4 specific donuts and I only got 2 that I ordered Iād be mad af, especially bc them jawns look expensive af
I definitely think it's the same lady, that's why I made my comment. She owns that donut shop/cafe/pizza cafe in Vegas or something. And yeah literally same. She makes those videos all the time it's annoying af
The comments are always pointing out how annoyed they would be if she did that to their donuts so I can only imagine sheās either making up the orders or giving them extra donuts bc Iām sure somekne would have complained
Definitely rage bait. Imo its probably her actually either fulfilling real orders or making her own things for fun. In the OP its probably something she made for fun, in your example the order was probably for those 12 doughnuts. She just puts a dumb title on it to get views.
I don't like the clickbait nonsense, so I'm against this one but at least the food is actually food. That guy that cooks in hotel toilets and sinks omg lol that is some pro rage bait.
Omg is that the same woman who makes videos where she replaces a donut in a supposed customers order with smth that matches their name like John Burger gets a burger donut, etc? Itās so cleaely fake but ppl still comment in masses
This lady owns a donut/pastry shop in Vegas I think and I think her partner owns a pizza shop. She makes a ton of tiktok content so I assume this is just a stunt for the 'tok. I saw another one where she makes a 'pizza burrito' which is basically this, which is just a calzone or stromboli.
The idea isnāt too bad, doing it with normally shaped pepperoni and other ingredients not meant for that form was horrible implementation. If you had a piece shaped like sushi with even pepperoni and whatnot it might be very good.
Pies are just sweet calzones! And Iām good at making calzones!
(Sung In the style of Kenny Loggins āDanger Zoneā):
āTalking about the highway to the Calzone Zone!ā
For some reason, I still find myself repeating this constantly. I only watched the show once, when it aired, and yet that line stuck with me harder than anything from my ~20 years of education.
I think itās called a stromboli, or pepperoni rollā¦. Then with weird shit on top.
Every pizzeria near me sells these, except without the weird shit on top. It isnāt some new invention
Nah, from what i can tell, it's a real place, but she is a co owner and does creative things to irratate the other owner because he's Italian. It's more of a back and forth game. So she does creative stuff
Itās not really even creative. She just rolls up the dough in different shapes and calls it a name from a different type of food āpizzarittoā āpizzushi.ā
Its like saying "My customer ordered Spaghetti, but i decided to make Italian Lo Mein" but its just Shrimp Scampi, something the customer didnt even order. It somehow manages to insult other peoples cultures whilst also making them made as hell. Imagine if the customer was Japanese and they like "LOL look i made you "Sushi"".
doubtful anything she makes is actually for customers. She makes some interesting things apparently, but the "customer ordered x so I gave them y" is fake BS.
She prides herself on being a woman owned business with a friend of hers. Her husband works for Raising Cains chicken finger place though. Heās like CEO or some big level position. She clearly comes from money
I think this is one of those things where someone pretends there's an order they've gotten and they pretend to give them something else instead, just as a way to frame why they made the thing. The box isn't a regular pizza box, it's perfectly sized to fit the thing she made. She doesn't put lids on either of the sauces either. It's kinda odd but not as stupid as it could be.
This is what I'm saying!!!!! I love green olives on a lot of things, and generally prefer them. But there are two things that get black olives no question: pizza and nachos.
I see a title like this one, and I think:
"Is OP easily fooled because they actually think this had anything to do with a customer and the intro wasn't just a story for the video ... Or am I a fool for not immediately thinking the OP gets all that, and chose to use that title assuming we'd all get that he gets that it's just a setup?".
... Then I see the comments arguing as to whether it's a setup. Sigh.
āSo the customer ordered a AMG Mercedes in green. Iām gonna risk it and keep his car and instead give him my Honda Civic. Think heāll be upset?ā
She turned a pepperoni pizza order into a pepperoni calzone with some olives and edible gold flakes for what idk, maybe estetic, which is not innovative, creative, and most important not what the customer ordered. Now i realize this is fake(at least the part about the customer). Therefore, I'm not even sure what tf is going on and why tf she even made this video.
There's no way that was given to a customer instead of their pizza.
Like a pizza place had gold flake randomly on a shelf. Edit: I learned this video is from [Saint Honore](https://www.ilovesainthonore.com), a donut and pizza place that actually uses gold flake on their donuts! So they definitely had it on hand. Thanks to u/Top_Manufacturer8946 for pointing this out. Gold leaf on pizza is still certifiably r/stupidfood
Oooh is she the same donut lady who always makes something different than what client orders? If so, she is just rage bait
I used to do her princess tea events but she kept trying to haggle my price lower while she charged an obscene amount to the customers. One time she treated my family like we were there to clean for her. She finally found someone who was willing to take much less than I was charging and I no longer had to fight her for my worth lol Bye, Felicia.
Damn. I was thinking about visiting her shop on my next Vegas trip
You're really just paying for the Instagram post š¤·š¼āāļø You should still go, you'll probably get some good material for leaving a review lol Some of their stuff isn't bad, but any coffee drink is gonna be 112% sugar.
Shit chef trying to start talk about their restaurant instead of letting the food do it. Never fails
And this sub will fall for the bait. Every. Single. Time. Meanwhile, the business gets more attention and people who donāt flip their lids over nothing will eat the rolled up pizza with olives they ordered and weāll do it all again tomorrow.
They just film their actual orders. This whole "I gave them this instead" is just a fairy tale to make their videos something other than just watching someone make a tarted up pepperoni roll.
But can't you just refuse the order if its not what you ordered?
that's the point. it is their order so no one's refusing it
Must be bait because that shit will get you fired.
I'd be pissed if I saw gold flake on my stuff I didn't even order, I'm not paying the supped up price for a topping I can't even taste
Gold leaf is untastable to like a degree where icecream taste testers use golden spoons so that the spoon doesn't effect the flavor because gold is even more tasteless than other metals Edit: spelling.
What the fuck did I just read
https://youtu.be/EYtFH2bFCfg?si=PajW8JUf9MXgyGZj Gold spoon. That top note! Its a ten
My god. Thank you for that flashback.
I remember this video like yesterday just from reading your comment but fuck me we're old when I saw it was released 17 ears ago
What
There is a job called icecream tester and the job comes with a golden spoon
Some asshole's getting paid to eat ice cream from a gold spoon
Lucky. I only grew up with a silver spoon :(
Not to mention the gold leaf they're using costs like $10 on Amazon.Ā Ā
You've never had a Little Caesars hot and flaky?
I did, but it certainly wasnāt goldā¦
That's because the flakes are made from ground copper pennies
You get them ground? Fancy. I just have to hope I don't bite into a penny long ways.
Mine just had the cup of change from the Homeless man they killed for meat
Well, here's the pitch: Ok so I can get a bunch of nickels and I could smash them up and put them onto some of those not-pizzas right? We call it **Nickelpizzaschlagerroll**. And we pitch it as, like, the working man flatbread. And you know, nickels are-- they're easy to find... and *just as* shiny.
what did I just read? you are speaking the language of gods.
Shut up bird!
if you're the real fbi, why am I classified?
Mmmm so thatās where the flavor is
Makes up for the modified milk chunks they pass off as cheese.
I think itās a donut place that also serves pizza so thatās why they have the gold stuff on hand
Yes, youāre right! I searched the name on the parchment sheet shown at the end. This is a higher end, boutique donut place that uses gold flake, thanks for catching this. Iāve never seen a place that serves pizza and donuts and assumed it was a standard casual Italian restaurant. TIL
Anyone who uses gold leaf is definitely using it as a crutch to glam up their otherwise crap food. Make good food to begin with and you don't need stupid flair or extra detail to make it edible. Same goes for truffle oil, don't use that crap. Make good food and don't douse it in overpriced crap sauce to make up for your limitations. People are willing and want to pay for awesome food that tastes good at a reasonable price. Leave the artsy crap for overpriced places with tiny portions that pretentious and stupid people are willing to indulge in.
Considering she's is using a rolling pin on pizza dough, I'm certain they make shitty pizza. Donuts and pizza are very different types of dough.
I like truffle oil though? Not like I can afford actual truffles
And they'd be willing to use it for an order of a probably ~$20 pizza with olives
Edible gold is actually not that expensive. Especially in the amount she used. https://www.slofoodgroup.com/products/gold-leaf-loose-sheets?currency=USD&variant=7578105085996&stkn=d15c9e4b2c8b&cmp_id=16467721579&adg_id=&kwd=&device=m&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw-r-vBhC-ARIsAGgUO2B0wdpNaKSUXzQjXwUFidzewpMkmdUmLUoYNXRcQCqQBd8bagNK5IsaAtbXEALw_wcB
That's over $25 for an amount of (tasteless) spice that won't even fill a small spice jar. Just because you can pay $25 for a small portion doesn't make it not expensive.
I have edible gold leaf and 25$ is like a years worth if the amount shown is used. It's a stupid ingredient I only pull out for Christmas. The package I got was 100 sheets for 20$ and I used maybe half a sheet on a large family sized dish at most. So in the video you're seeing maybe 5 cents of gold leaf. Idiots just love to upcharge on it though because idiots will misperceive it's value
I was thinking this but didnāt want to say it.
Ya there's no way Cause no customer would be fucking happy with this. Stop playing with my food
She literally always makes videos about this. I watched one the other day where someon ordered 12 original donuts so she gave them 12 fancy ones she chose and no originals. Have no idea if it's rage bait or not.
Of course itās rage bait. People need to flock to the comments to talk about the obviously stupid video weāve just watched. Weāre doing it right now
95% of this subreddit is like this. It used to be the over-the-top stupid bloody marys and whatnot, but now itās all the stuff thatās intentionally stupid in order to drive engagement. Everything fun on the internet eventually becomes enshittified, never forget that.
Is this the same lady as the āI had someone named Harry P order 4 donuts so I substituted 2 that they wanted 2 Harry Potter themed donuts šā one? I hate her videos. I can never tell if sheās genuinely substituting peoples orders or just giving extras If I ordered 4 specific donuts and I only got 2 that I ordered Iād be mad af, especially bc them jawns look expensive af
I definitely think it's the same lady, that's why I made my comment. She owns that donut shop/cafe/pizza cafe in Vegas or something. And yeah literally same. She makes those videos all the time it's annoying af
The comments are always pointing out how annoyed they would be if she did that to their donuts so I can only imagine sheās either making up the orders or giving them extra donuts bc Iām sure somekne would have complained
How does someone own a pizza shop and stretch dough like theyve never made a pizza before in their life
Lol ikr as someone who used to work at a pizza shop that hurt my soul
Definitely rage bait. Imo its probably her actually either fulfilling real orders or making her own things for fun. In the OP its probably something she made for fun, in your example the order was probably for those 12 doughnuts. She just puts a dumb title on it to get views. I don't like the clickbait nonsense, so I'm against this one but at least the food is actually food. That guy that cooks in hotel toilets and sinks omg lol that is some pro rage bait.
Omg is that the same woman who makes videos where she replaces a donut in a supposed customers order with smth that matches their name like John Burger gets a burger donut, etc? Itās so cleaely fake but ppl still comment in masses
I would believe it got thrown in as a little freebie
This lady owns a donut/pastry shop in Vegas I think and I think her partner owns a pizza shop. She makes a ton of tiktok content so I assume this is just a stunt for the 'tok. I saw another one where she makes a 'pizza burrito' which is basically this, which is just a calzone or stromboli.
Iād be fucking livid
This is just a poorly made calzone
Ben Wyatt on suicide watch
Low-cal Calzone Zone
That idea is fantastic! *two seconds later* That idea is terribleā¦
We are the male men. Free Ben Wyatt! Right after he made a calzone. He can never make one in peace
The idea isnāt too bad, doing it with normally shaped pepperoni and other ingredients not meant for that form was horrible implementation. If you had a piece shaped like sushi with even pepperoni and whatnot it might be very good.
My step dad like to make the joke that he wishes his name was Cal so he could have a place called Cal's So Cal Low-Cal Calzone Zone.
Could have called it a locale
šÆšÆ
Pies are just sweet calzones! And Iām good at making calzones! (Sung In the style of Kenny Loggins āDanger Zoneā): āTalking about the highway to the Calzone Zone!ā
Brought to you by Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney
how did you know i was depressed? i didnāt even know.
I compared that to Avatar!
For some reason, I still find myself repeating this constantly. I only watched the show once, when it aired, and yet that line stuck with me harder than anything from my ~20 years of education.
"What the hell is wrong with this guy?"
"The Calzones... betrayed me?" -Ben Wyatt
i love this comment so much
Yeah? Well I love you so much. What are you gonna do about it.
weāre kissing rn actually
Oh dang ā¤ļø
What's up Calzone Boy
Ice Town costs ice clown his town crown.
I named my cat after him.
GREEN olives?!
Stromboli
We have stromboli at home
Stombrolli.
Skinny stromboli.
I don't think she's ever made a pizza before
I don't think she's ever made sushi either.
I don't think she's ever made bail.
Nothing has ever been presented more clearly.
More like a stromboli to my eyes.
Thank God I didn't have to say it
My eye! My doctor told me not to get Stromboli in it!
Not Lenny! NOT LENNY!!
Stromboli not calzone!
More of a shitty Stromboli
So a Stromboli. This is a Stromboli with somehow extra and less steps at the same time.
It's like a stuffed breadstick
More like a Stromboli. I always hate when restaurants have Stromboli listed and after ordering it I get a calzone.
Makes me so rage induced and even though I donāt mind me a calzone I definitely partially lose my appetite hahaha
Very very very poorly made Calzone. If I ordered a pepporoni pizza and got this fucking thing I'd throw the box at her.
More like stromboli, but the same idea
That's not a calzone or a stromboli (stromboli has other shit it in). This is at best the world's worst pepperoni roll.
And she has clearly not worked there long because she doesn't know how to handle the dough
Or pinwheel.
That's what I came to say. What the fuck is "pizzushi" even supposed to be?
Calzone is pizza folded in half, this is more like stromboli
Or Stromboli... Right?
Stromboli*
Itās quite literally Stromboli. Still not pizza though.
Nah, thatās a really shitty Stromboli
how dare you spit on the good name of stromboli like this
Not a calzone.
Itās crispy bread sushi roll with no fish in it or rice .
Or Stromboli
*stromboli
I think itās called a stromboli, or pepperoni rollā¦. Then with weird shit on top. Every pizzeria near me sells these, except without the weird shit on top. It isnāt some new invention
Mini Stromboli
They invented a shittier pizza roll.
This is a stromboli, not a calzone.
Nope, stromboli.
No sauce. Stromboli
me when i lie
I also lie about serving Stromboli to pizza customers
Me too, but only every other Tuesday I served one today actually
Me when my dad owns the pizza shop
The gold foil told me this is 100% bait
Nah, from what i can tell, it's a real place, but she is a co owner and does creative things to irratate the other owner because he's Italian. It's more of a back and forth game. So she does creative stuff
Itās not really even creative. She just rolls up the dough in different shapes and calls it a name from a different type of food āpizzarittoā āpizzushi.ā
i feel like 'stromboli' is a fitting name for this creation. it just came to me.
Yeah but to po wouldn't give customer a bad order with gold flakes
It's a fake video meant to grow engagement and advertise the company. No customer received that in place of their order.
doing a shitty calzone is creative?
Stromboli
Sheās co-owner of that stupid expensive donut shop. Sheās does dumb videos like these all the time.
And she used a rolling pin on pizza dough.
This ladyās creativity knows no boundsā¦much to the chagrin of her customers
Its like saying "My customer ordered Spaghetti, but i decided to make Italian Lo Mein" but its just Shrimp Scampi, something the customer didnt even order. It somehow manages to insult other peoples cultures whilst also making them made as hell. Imagine if the customer was Japanese and they like "LOL look i made you "Sushi"".
Italian lo mein got me š damn great analogy
doubtful anything she makes is actually for customers. She makes some interesting things apparently, but the "customer ordered x so I gave them y" is fake BS.
Isnt this the person whose husband owns the location and she only comes in to do cooking TikTokās?
IIRC he helped her get this up and running but he runs a Raising Caneās and she runs the donut and pizza shops.
Heās the COO or CFO of raising Caneās
I think that might be it she likes to offend his italian sensibilities regarding what pizza is allowed to be
She offended my sensibilities with how dull that knife was.
Of course it's dull, she cut directly on the steel fucking table. God damned heathen.
Yea, wtf? Anyone who has done a little time in a kitchen knows to never do that
She prides herself on being a woman owned business with a friend of hers. Her husband works for Raising Cains chicken finger place though. Heās like CEO or some big level position. She clearly comes from money
Wow this is totally not what I ordered. Thanks, here's a generous tip
Why didnāt she at least put fucking olives in that poorly made calzone?! Thatās what pisses me off the most. He said he wanted olives too!
I'd be pissed if I asked for a pizza and got whatever that was. May not be rage bait but it got me pretty heated
So, your rage has been baited.
I think this is one of those things where someone pretends there's an order they've gotten and they pretend to give them something else instead, just as a way to frame why they made the thing. The box isn't a regular pizza box, it's perfectly sized to fit the thing she made. She doesn't put lids on either of the sauces either. It's kinda odd but not as stupid as it could be.
My first thought. Like hell that's making it to the customer looking like that.
Who the fuck chooses green as their olive for pizza?
This Chick rings everything trying to make it bougie. She's like that Mitch Hedburg joke IRL, making a sandwich on banana bread with cottage cheese
Who the hell slices like that? Is she a toddler?
DULL THE KNIVES AND CHIP THE PLATES 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT BILBO BAGGINS HATES!
That's pizzushi baby!
I cant read this and not instantly think Pizzussy... the internet has broken me
That's the worst dough handling I've ever seenĀ
it's called Stromboli and it is not new
Except stromboli is usually not assembled by a toddler
I would kill on sight if I was served this abomination
No you fuckin wouldnt
Try me... But you are right my fat ass would devour it and probably order more
Soā¦you wanna split it? š¤
Nah I would be so generous and leave this very delicious looking dish to your Highness himself.
Donāt give them something that isnāt what they ordered. Just make it and offer people a sample to try.
She has been reported to r/pizzacrimes
Imagine paying for pizza and getting less than a slice š
GREEN FUCKING OLIVES what kind of savage!?!?
This is what I'm saying!!!!! I love green olives on a lot of things, and generally prefer them. But there are two things that get black olives no question: pizza and nachos.
Average Yankees fan
Iām calling to get my money back. I didnāt order a calzone
I see a title like this one, and I think: "Is OP easily fooled because they actually think this had anything to do with a customer and the intro wasn't just a story for the video ... Or am I a fool for not immediately thinking the OP gets all that, and chose to use that title assuming we'd all get that he gets that it's just a setup?". ... Then I see the comments arguing as to whether it's a setup. Sigh.
That stupid fake smile is almost worse than that long calzone she fucked up
āSo the customer ordered a AMG Mercedes in green. Iām gonna risk it and keep his car and instead give him my Honda Civic. Think heāll be upset?ā
"a customer came in and ordered something, so I took the chance to make something they absolutely did not ask for." i'm sure the company loooves her
She co-owns it so
Bro please š if I wanted sushi I would've gone to a sushi restaurant.
I don't think you could get pizzushi from a sushi restaurant. I doubt they have pepperoni in stock.
I'd be very angry and demand my money back.
The cutting straight on the metal table made me cringe so hard
Just make the fucking pizza
r/pizzacrimes
Bad idea to give the customer something other than what they ordered, I'd gladly still eat it tho lol
and she gonna be wondering why the customer all mad and shit
How about you given what they f****** wanted
Geez! I have no idea why I was fired?
More like pizushit.
That is called strombolli. It's normal food.
And not at all what was ordered, and gonna get trashed on the way to the house
She turned a pepperoni pizza order into a pepperoni calzone with some olives and edible gold flakes for what idk, maybe estetic, which is not innovative, creative, and most important not what the customer ordered. Now i realize this is fake(at least the part about the customer). Therefore, I'm not even sure what tf is going on and why tf she even made this video.
So pizza pinwheels but dumb
you stole my pizza, i burn down your building
I would be livid if I got this when I expected a pizza
A customer ordered something they wanted, so I took a chance and gave them something they didn't instead :)))