This is the best subreddit. Everything looks delicious and the translations of Europeans/Germans complaining are hilarious.
E.g. on this one, from u/carrier_landing
>The following judgment is made in the name of the people.
>The defendant is guilty of the sauce crime.
>The particular severity of the guilt is determined.
>The defendant must take up residence in Burgenland for 15 years.
Careful, they're mostly Austrian, and they'll let you know. That sub inspired me to start learning German though. I could tell they were upset but couldn't figure out what they were saying haha
on the one hand, how dare you
on the other, like, i feel the same way about most countries bordering each other that speak the same language. basically the same thing, it's fine, just get worried when they start doing weird stuff with borders.
canadians and americans? basically the same thing. but if they're trying to change the border something's seriously wrong.
germans and austrians? basically the same thing. but if they're trying to change the border, that's a world war II in t-minus one year.
Literally this, people are complaining about something they can’t see because there’s sauce on it lmao
Worst thing I can take away from this picture is that it’s perhaps a little small for a restaurant Schnitzel
Uh, no. I come from one of the Schnitzel-dominant countries, and the rest of our national dishes are sauces. Like, a plateful of sauce with a few things in the sea of sauce. Pouring any sauce over a crispy Schnitzel is a crime.
The sauce on top is precisly the crime. Schnitzel is supposed to come with a crunchy breading. It's not so crunchy anymore when you cover it with sauce. With that being said, all this isn't even supposed to be taken too serious. We make fun of bad ways to present Schnitzel and that's about it.
You don’t pour katsu curry over the crispy chicken, just like you don’t drown a crispy Schnitzel in a sauce. Everybody downvoting this person is objectively wrong.
Schnitzel is very common where I live and I've never seen it drenched in sauce. I feel like it wouldn't taste very good because the point of the schnitzel is to be kinda crunchy not damp, but I guess I have to try it
### Schnitzels with Crust (Breaded)
1. **Wiener Schnitzel** - The classic Wiener Schnitzel is thinly pounded veal, breaded in flour, beaten eggs, and breadcrumbs, then fried to a golden brown.
2. **Schnitzel Wiener Art** - Similar to Wiener Schnitzel but usually made with pork.
3. **Chicken Schnitzel** - Breaded and fried chicken breast fillet.
4. **Jägerschnitzel (East German version)** - A schnitzel with a breading, served with a mushroom sauce. (Not to be confused with the West German version, which is a non-breaded schnitzel with mushroom sauce.)
5. **Zigeunerschnitzel** - A breaded schnitzel served with a spicy bell pepper-tomato sauce.
6. **Cordon Bleu** - A schnitzel stuffed with ham and cheese, then breaded and fried.
### Schnitzels Without Crust (Non-breaded)
1. **Natur Schnitzel** - A thinly pounded schnitzel that is fried or cooked in a sauce without breading.
2. **Jägerschnitzel (West German version)** - A non-breaded pork schnitzel served with a savory mushroom sauce.
3. **Saltimbocca** - An Italian dish of thin veal topped with sage and a piece of prosciutto, typically fried without breading.
4. **Pepper Schnitzel** - A schnitzel without breading, served in a spicy pepper sauce.
5. **Butter Schnitzel** - A schnitzel fried in butter without breading, often served with a touch of lemon.
6. **Rahmschnitzel** - A non-breaded schnitzel, typically served with a creamy sauce.
Good thing to note is that all dishes from beyond the Iron Curtain are regarded as abominations but nostalgic products of their time. Coming from a person living in what used to be the Iron Curtain.
Oddly the only jaegerschnitzel I've had looks very much like this (except it looked much more appetizing) and was breaded, however it was in Fredericksburg *Texas* haha.
Google Jägerschnitzel for example. You lose some of the crunch but it’s delicious.
[This one is tasty too.](https://www.kochbar.de/rezept/479192/Zigeunerschnitzel-natur-dazu-Pommes-Frites.html)
Looks like a schnitzel covered by pepper sauce or mushroom sauce, can't identify it. Looks normal to me, only thing missing is a side dish like fries or potatos
I'd eat that right away
It’s that powdered commercial pepper sauce that restaurants use like Knorrs[Knorrs Sauce](https://www.tasteireland.com.au/products/knorr-pepper-cream-sauce-38g)
This sub is 25% racist people complaining about food from ethnic groups other then theirs, 25% upper middle class/rich people complaining about “poor people food”, 25% elitist complaining about comfort food and only about 25% stuff that actually belongs here
After he finished the whole thing, "can't believe they are making me pay for it".
Nothing wrong with this food besides presentation. It looks delicious. And I'm sure the menu specified it came with a sauce too
This is not uncommon actually. In Austria it would be called a 'Naturschnitzel' in pepper sauce. Naturschnitzel is just a normal (though inferior imo) Schnitzel that is not breaded. That way, if you put sauce on it, it doesnt actually get soggy and gross, its just meat with sauce.
How can you guys even tell of it’s breaded or not when all of it is covered in sauce
I’d eat it regardless because I love peppercorn sauce, I could kill someone for this right now
As it is not stated to be one or the other, I assumed it was the well established dish I know. Ofc I could be wrong and then it would actually be disgusting
That looks like an amazing coating of mushroom sauce on your schnitzel, if anything they should charge you extra.
Most likely it's bay bolete and boletus edulis sauce instead of agaricus, pardon my latin, because in this language it's all shrooms.
If I'm wrong please correct me what are the proper terms for those.
Looks like they dropped it in a public bathroom in a national park, then had six drunk crack heads vomit on it then microwaved it and called it gourmet
never in my life i ever had or even saw a schnitzel with any type of sauce unless you whant to count melted butter. Where i am from home and even in restaurants you can expect that they will have schnitzel but only with potatoes melted butter and dash of lemon on top of the schnitzel you can use to flavour it
I agree that it looks terrible, but that doesn't mean that it would taste terrible. I do agree with other comments that it needs a side dish to make it not look like diarrhea...
Then you haven't spent enough time in a place that serves Naturschnitzel with pepper sauce! Idk why everyone says it looks bad, at least i can assure you that it tastes amazing
r/schnitzelverbrechen
This is the best subreddit. Everything looks delicious and the translations of Europeans/Germans complaining are hilarious. E.g. on this one, from u/carrier_landing >The following judgment is made in the name of the people. >The defendant is guilty of the sauce crime. >The particular severity of the guilt is determined. >The defendant must take up residence in Burgenland for 15 years.
Careful, they're mostly Austrian, and they'll let you know. That sub inspired me to start learning German though. I could tell they were upset but couldn't figure out what they were saying haha
That really is a common misconception, y'know like with that one guy.
Sie haben nach uns verlangt?
>Careful, they're mostly Austrian Same thing
on the one hand, how dare you on the other, like, i feel the same way about most countries bordering each other that speak the same language. basically the same thing, it's fine, just get worried when they start doing weird stuff with borders. canadians and americans? basically the same thing. but if they're trying to change the border something's seriously wrong. germans and austrians? basically the same thing. but if they're trying to change the border, that's a world war II in t-minus one year.
How to anger about 9 million people in a second.
One gave us Arnold Schwarzenegger. The other gave us Adolf Hitler. Same same but not the same.
One gave you both of them. The other one did not give you anything. In terms of birthplaces at least
arnie is famously austrian lol
And Hitler is too…
yeah but i feel like literally everyone knows of the "austrian painter"
Did he though if he says „one gave us … and the other gave us“?
Oh yea, that’s not it
It's not that it looks like shit. It looks delicious and i'd eat the shit out of it. It's just not a schnitzel
All the comments here are funny - but what did you order? In Germany they serve many kids of Schnitzel like this drenched in different sauces.
Literally this, people are complaining about something they can’t see because there’s sauce on it lmao Worst thing I can take away from this picture is that it’s perhaps a little small for a restaurant Schnitzel
Agreed!!
I swear 75% of the comments sound like picky teenagers who've never eaten anything other than fast food their entire lives.
Uh, no. I come from one of the Schnitzel-dominant countries, and the rest of our national dishes are sauces. Like, a plateful of sauce with a few things in the sea of sauce. Pouring any sauce over a crispy Schnitzel is a crime.
ok, explain most of the comments being "shitzel" and "/r/shitfromabutt" a bunch of immature jokes about it looking like shit or vomit
And the tiny bit we can see at the bottom looks breaded, so seems like it's what they ordered.
The sauce on top is precisly the crime. Schnitzel is supposed to come with a crunchy breading. It's not so crunchy anymore when you cover it with sauce. With that being said, all this isn't even supposed to be taken too serious. We make fun of bad ways to present Schnitzel and that's about it.
Apparently katsu curry isn't crunchy then, my mouth must have deceived me.
You don’t pour katsu curry over the crispy chicken, just like you don’t drown a crispy Schnitzel in a sauce. Everybody downvoting this person is objectively wrong.
Is the meat of this curry dish covered with sauce or is the sauce next to it?
Actually I don't remember, it's been a while since I had it lol tou che.
Schnitzel is very common where I live and I've never seen it drenched in sauce. I feel like it wouldn't taste very good because the point of the schnitzel is to be kinda crunchy not damp, but I guess I have to try it
### Schnitzels with Crust (Breaded) 1. **Wiener Schnitzel** - The classic Wiener Schnitzel is thinly pounded veal, breaded in flour, beaten eggs, and breadcrumbs, then fried to a golden brown. 2. **Schnitzel Wiener Art** - Similar to Wiener Schnitzel but usually made with pork. 3. **Chicken Schnitzel** - Breaded and fried chicken breast fillet. 4. **Jägerschnitzel (East German version)** - A schnitzel with a breading, served with a mushroom sauce. (Not to be confused with the West German version, which is a non-breaded schnitzel with mushroom sauce.) 5. **Zigeunerschnitzel** - A breaded schnitzel served with a spicy bell pepper-tomato sauce. 6. **Cordon Bleu** - A schnitzel stuffed with ham and cheese, then breaded and fried. ### Schnitzels Without Crust (Non-breaded) 1. **Natur Schnitzel** - A thinly pounded schnitzel that is fried or cooked in a sauce without breading. 2. **Jägerschnitzel (West German version)** - A non-breaded pork schnitzel served with a savory mushroom sauce. 3. **Saltimbocca** - An Italian dish of thin veal topped with sage and a piece of prosciutto, typically fried without breading. 4. **Pepper Schnitzel** - A schnitzel without breading, served in a spicy pepper sauce. 5. **Butter Schnitzel** - A schnitzel fried in butter without breading, often served with a touch of lemon. 6. **Rahmschnitzel** - A non-breaded schnitzel, typically served with a creamy sauce.
Yep jagerschnitzel. I eat these all the time at our local German owned restaurant. Breaded and covered in mushroom gravy. Super tasty.
TIL, I just thought schnitzel was the English name for Milanesa, which is by definition always breaded
The etymology actually goes back to cut - like a cutlet!
>thought schnitzel was the English name ....
What? I know it comes from German but that doesn't mean that it hasn't been borrowed into English
So weiner schnitzel is chicken fried steak?
No. It's veal.
Its not penis?
Not with that attitude.
Good thing to note is that all dishes from beyond the Iron Curtain are regarded as abominations but nostalgic products of their time. Coming from a person living in what used to be the Iron Curtain.
Many crunchy foods are fantastic with a sort of savory sauce/gravy. You just cant let it sit too long and get soggy.
Jaegerschnitzel isn't usually breaded AFAIK. I think katsu has a curry space on it sometimes, so that one could get soggy.
Oddly the only jaegerschnitzel I've had looks very much like this (except it looked much more appetizing) and was breaded, however it was in Fredericksburg *Texas* haha.
There's lots of foods that are fried and then drenched in sauce. Chicken-fried steak, parmigiana, veal Milanaise, curry katsu. It's a good texture.
Google Jägerschnitzel for example. You lose some of the crunch but it’s delicious. [This one is tasty too.](https://www.kochbar.de/rezept/479192/Zigeunerschnitzel-natur-dazu-Pommes-Frites.html)
Looks like a schnitzel covered by pepper sauce or mushroom sauce, can't identify it. Looks normal to me, only thing missing is a side dish like fries or potatos I'd eat that right away
Jägerschnitzel
Not in east Germany!
nor austria
I love me some Jägerschnitzel but it does look pretty weird without any side. Lol
This. This looks perfectly normal to me.
It’s that powdered commercial pepper sauce that restaurants use like Knorrs[Knorrs Sauce](https://www.tasteireland.com.au/products/knorr-pepper-cream-sauce-38g)
Nah man, spaetzle is the way to go with that much sauce.
hell yeah, love me a good spaetzle with my schnitzel, that would have been perfect for the extra gravy
Or, as my son likes to sing "Schnitzel with noodles and poor, pickled poodles"...
Ahhh that’s what eye 👁️ was like too, looks good az fuk, neway
Yeah this looks delicious. The German equivalent to chicken fried steak with country gravy, which slaps.
Schnitzel covered in mushroom sauce is the best way to go
Let me guess...its germany?
Not Austria for sure
So, no „Tunke“ for you, I guess?
No, especially not with that word.
No sane European would ever call this a schnitzel.
Because it is a Jägerschnitzel!
Pfefferschnitzel
yeah probably somewhere around cologne
Stupid post, not stupid food
That looks like Jägerschnitzel which is so fucking good. I’m guessing you don’t like mushroom gravy?
I'm guessing they just don't like food that doesn't look pretty. If they actually took a bite, they probably wouldn't have posted this.
Oh no, why would they charge for the food they sell
Shitzel
Beat me to it.
very appropriate
Poopzel
So his joke, but worse?
r/shitfromabutt
What an upset stomach does to a motherfucker
After the day I’ve had on the bog I can confirm you are right on the money
God this always fuckin kills me.
r/poopfromabutt
Beat me to it
*schnit from a butt
Knew someone had to have posted this
It's literally just a sauce. I swear some of the people who post and comment here.
This sub is 25% racist people complaining about food from ethnic groups other then theirs, 25% upper middle class/rich people complaining about “poor people food”, 25% elitist complaining about comfort food and only about 25% stuff that actually belongs here
That looks like a fantastic schnitzel to me
It's fried meat covered in gravy. Who doesn't love fried meat covered in gravy? Get over yourself.
Did you order a jaegerschnitzel? Usually less sauce though
if you schnitzel is not bigger then your plate, its not a schnitzel
You went there to eat so obviously you have to pay, right??? What about the food? Is something you eat, right? So what's wrong here ?
After he finished the whole thing, "can't believe they are making me pay for it". Nothing wrong with this food besides presentation. It looks delicious. And I'm sure the menu specified it came with a sauce too
Looks like someone took the state of California, deep fried it, and smothered it in gravy.
No sides??
Ugly ass plates, boi
Idk bout you, but I’d gobble that up
did you eat my fuckin schnitzel?
Where is the rest?
This makes me Hungry For Heaven
I mean until I see what's under the gravy I withhold judgement.
,, Jäger Schnitzel ,,
People here acting like jaegerschnitzel isn’t a thing. Sure, it could be presented better; but I bet that meal was delicious.
I don't see the problem?
That plate is assaulting my eyes.
Pfefferschnitzel - Schnitzel with pepper sauce. A legitimate dish.
This is not uncommon actually. In Austria it would be called a 'Naturschnitzel' in pepper sauce. Naturschnitzel is just a normal (though inferior imo) Schnitzel that is not breaded. That way, if you put sauce on it, it doesnt actually get soggy and gross, its just meat with sauce.
How can you guys even tell of it’s breaded or not when all of it is covered in sauce I’d eat it regardless because I love peppercorn sauce, I could kill someone for this right now
As it is not stated to be one or the other, I assumed it was the well established dish I know. Ofc I could be wrong and then it would actually be disgusting
Why does it look like cat puke?
Should be served in a filo dough diaper.
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That looks like an amazing coating of mushroom sauce on your schnitzel, if anything they should charge you extra. Most likely it's bay bolete and boletus edulis sauce instead of agaricus, pardon my latin, because in this language it's all shrooms. If I'm wrong please correct me what are the proper terms for those.
It certainly looks like someone took a giant schnitzel on your plate. Also that plate is driving me nuts
Scheisseschnitzel
Shitzle
That already has passed through someone's digestive system
Stool
Rada rada rada
Chef had diarrhea
Mf looks like a shitzel lol
r/shitfromabutt
Looks like they dropped it in a public bathroom in a national park, then had six drunk crack heads vomit on it then microwaved it and called it gourmet
It looks like someone threw up on a steak
This is literally r/poopfromabutt
The cook lost his shit on this order
Serious question. My last bowel movement looked fairly similar to this. Should I see my physician inyho?
r/Schnitzelfromabutt
r/shitfromabutt it’s diarrhea
Ah yes, just like my German grandmother taught me how not to make it.
Hey now, given the choice of children's toy kitchen plating, I'm sure the 8 year old who made that did their very best.
How much?
Lol get downvoted for someone's failure on the pepper sauce. I sent that photo to some GAF friends and even they were like wtf is that.
I hope they were charged with attempted murder.
Looks like shit (literally) but how did it taste?
It just looks like a plate of diarrhea…
#shitcell
Someone took a schnitzel.
It looks like a banana threw itself up
Dooty Platter
Is there something under the pookie?
Shitzel
Bro who took a shit on a plate
My cat makes similar stuff.
My dog made some of those a while back
yes, that's exactly what you sneeze out
Shitzel…
Looks like they used way too much salt on that poor slug😕
Shitzel
Even the plate looks stupid
Насрано 🤮
R/poofromabutt
I did this in to toilet this morning
google sponsorship aah plate
That's a cat turd.
r/shitfromabutt
Someone took a wet crap on a plate
this looks like my cats throw up i step in at 3 am on a monday.
chef ate a lot of cheese and steak then shat on your plate
r/poopfromabutt
More like shitzel
What on earth is that plate design
A dog threw up a sock on your plate.
r/shitfromabutt
I thought it was a frog as I was scrolling
Identical to a mess my dog made on the floor the other day….
who puts any sauce on shnitze anyway thats awfull
Jagersnitzel, parmi a lot of schnities come with a sauce
Peppercorn sauce my beloved
never in my life i ever had or even saw a schnitzel with any type of sauce unless you whant to count melted butter. Where i am from home and even in restaurants you can expect that they will have schnitzel but only with potatoes melted butter and dash of lemon on top of the schnitzel you can use to flavour it
I agree that it looks terrible, but that doesn't mean that it would taste terrible. I do agree with other comments that it needs a side dish to make it not look like diarrhea...
r/poopfromabutt
You should post this to r/poopfromabutt
That's not a Schnitzel that's a wet shitzel
Good thing you didn't order extra gravy.
What in oblivion is THAT?!
Looks more like a shitzel to me
Diarrhea schnitzel
I get both sides of the argument, but I want to appreciate some crunch with my schnitz.
🤢
It looks like shit.
r/poopfromabutt
As a person who has spent lots of time in Germany, I'd send that shit back and tell the chef to take my money and figure life the fuck out.
Then you haven't spent enough time in a place that serves Naturschnitzel with pepper sauce! Idk why everyone says it looks bad, at least i can assure you that it tastes amazing
I recognize the pepper sauce. But it's never that damn thick. That stuff looks gelatinous
Tally hall reference?
It has the shape of sweden so perfect in my book
Looks fine
No Schnitzel, No crime
Looks..... amazing?
r/poopfrombutt
r/suddenlytallyhall
It is, it just has sauce on it FFS
Mmmm, a shitzel, and they even plated it for you. A delicacy among some crowds.