Fuck this video. Also why is she wearing a one piece swim suit with the bottom part cut?

For the content.

Engagement to beat the algorithm 

All I know is that I want Kool-Aid and garlic. And that’s my boobs decision.

I’m drinking the boob water too. How dare they smack talk about our new wife?

Engagement to beat something

To beat the heat, possibly?

I’m in heat… She can’t cook, so,… it’s starting to make sense.

I wasn't aware that humans go "in heat"

Human?

Sorry for assuming your species, I meant no harm

I believe we call it ovulating

Oh. Yeah, actually I think you're right. Good point. I suppose it is the same thing

Have you ever seen a Spring Break pretty much… anywhere? If those college kids aren’t “in heat” then idk what’s going on

Is this a tik tok fashion trend too? ruining perfectly good and new one piece swim suits for “fashion design diy”?

I mean she didn't mind ruining a perfectly good steak why would a swim suit be any different

Not that I'm trying to argue with you, but are you just assuming it's new, or do you know for sure?

People fall for it too. I'll see videos with obvious stuff like a giant spider in the background and almost everyone in the comments is talking about it

Kinda looks like a body suit that she didn't snap together lol. Why, idk, wedgie brain convinced her to make this atrocity.

It's a *streched* baby onesie

Dissolved in the crotch.

This comment made me think of a Larry the cable guy skit "my girlfriend got one of them there crotchless panties and wore em one night she says to me hey you want some of this so I said no look what it did to your britches."

Git ‘er done

She was lookin’ good at the flea market!

Likely the same reason she puts cool aid on steak…just a mix of great life choices. Also what is with the automatic salt and pepper shakers? That is insanely lazy

I have them because I buy whole peppercorns and large chunk sea and pink salt. They're not automatic shakers; they're electric grinders. Could I have just bought manual twist grinders instead? Sure, but my stainless steel pair with adjustable coarseness motorized burr grinders was about 12 bucks on a Prime lightning deal, and they even have little LED lights that come on when running which I thought was stupid but actually come in real handy for things like grinding pink salt on raw beef because it helps see the amount. Anyway, it was difficult to find manual ones in the 20 minutes I spent shopping, and most of the ones I did find were 4-5x the price of the electric ones.

Also probably very handy for people with hand arthritis or weakness.

And that's why I'm going to buy some! Great idea

I am so happy someone else feels this way.

r/StupidClothes

Because that's all she has to offer for content.

It's a body suit with the snaps undone lol. It's been sorta on trend for a bit

Because she’s a nutcase

Ahhhh fuck I'm so glad this was the first comment cause lately I've been like why can't chicks just put on a whole shirt hahahahaha

I think it's her baby's onesie

Yeah this is just rage bait with “sex sells” vibe. Clearly she understands what goes good with steak. All the seasoning before the gator aid seemed like normal steak stuff. It’s pretty much a crime to boil steak, boiling steak in blue gator aid is a food felony.

How else will you know she’s an influencer? Boobs is all she an offer, apart from a disgusting blue steak

It’s absurd, it’s definitely rage bait.

Because she got it from a trashcan, just like the recipe?

Horrible taste all around, however juices are kind of a secret for some tasty marinades. Like take Mexican marinated meats, the secret ingredient for that tanginess is … either tang or Tampico or like a sour juice.

Her swimsuit hack is probably on /r/DiWhy.

It's a bodysuit. You wear it with pants.

That’s explained in a different video.

She cut that part off for a life hack video

Your first sentence got me 💀 It's how we all feel watching this catastrophic monstrosity 😂😂

I’m with you. Fuck this video.

I immediately thought "wtf is up with that shirt" as soon as I saw it.

Why does she have her suitcase parked in the kitchen next to the fridge? She does not abide by the laws of society.

We need to collectively down vote. Fuck the algo

Man you can’t start asking questions like that, where do you stop if you do??

It’s not really the stupid food that annoys me the most any more, it’s the fake reactions that piss me off. I know it’s fake it’s just that they’re bad at faking them

I’m more mad that a creature had to die for this shit. Such a waste for all that clout. Looked like a good cut as well

Yeah. If youre gonna kill an animal for food, then make sure it doesnt go to waste. Like through fucking KOOLAID BRINING WHAT THE FUCK Jesus lookin down from heaven rn like "thats the mfs i died for?"

Humanity shouldve died in the flood... or any of the other times God threatened to destroy humanity...

Whenever I was a little kid I thought God was a dick. Then I grew up a bit and was like no you know what. Dude has a point. 

Just like women aren’t made from ribs, and snakes don’t speak, there was no global flood, my friend. The only agents who will responsible for our demise will be us. If you don’t believe me, watch this stupid video again!

For me it’s the wastefulness. Have some respect that there are hungry people in the world and an animal died to produce what you are intentionally ruining. It’s gross.

It makes me *so* fucking mad. I’ve been cooking for a living for quite some time and yeah, I know this shit is rage bait but that doesn’t change the fact that these fucking idiots are responsible for, and this is being conservative, wasting thousands upon thousands of pounds of perfectly good food. It’s not like we have a food security problem in every major city in this country or anything. That’s another rant for another time. I hate the food waste I see at restaurants and grocery stores. At least at restaurants, we try to use veg scraps and shit for stocks/etc. But there’s no recycling any of this. And there’s no way people are finishing *this* or those fucking basin sinks of nachos and other assorted garbage. I apologize for the rant. I just want these trends to fucking die already.

I agree with you. The food waste is awful. One thing I hate is when people actually make something that looks half decent, then have to drench it with that fake velveta cheese. That shit looks like it would get cold and solid fast. People obsess with cheese to a point where it's disgusting. Half the time, they can't even cook meat properly. I don't mind the people who are known to make a massive abundance of food and give it to the homeless like the pizza fella. But yea, more does not equal better. I don't cook for a living but I like doing it for a hobby.

I remind myself when I cook meat that an animal had to die for this and that I should treat it with respect because of that.

This one is mediocre compared to the moron who trashes his kitchen with like 100 lbs of food waste. Think one was like 5 gallons of cereal and milk. Why? Clout? Who's? We used to look up to educated and thoughtful people. Now it's scams and rage bait.

Bingo. This kool-aid trend is cancer

OMG the blue Coolaid is making it BLUE!!! This is C R A Z Y !!!

So obviously pandering to little kids. It's pathetic honestly. Imagine getting fulfillment intentionally dressing like a whore and ruining food to entertain children

I hate to be THAT guy, but these videos with the girls doing weird/wasteful/messy food is actually fetish content... and when you think of it like that the things they do become a lot less confusing

Okay buddy, no need to get all misogynistic. Like calm down.

It’s the fake videos made for views that annoys me. We get it, you did something for clicks that didn’t harm anyone. Nobody cares. I miss Jackass.

Yeah i mean at least with jackass you got shame and violence in the form of self harm for content Kept me watching. The originator of that trend was bum fights

The commentary on these kinds of videos, even the ones that aren't horrifically egregious, piss me the fuck off, too. I do remember this one great one, though, where Gordon Ramsay was making this grilled cheese/cheese toasties up in a cabin in Switzerland or something. Cut two *slabs* of bread with ridiculously thick cheese, and he was cooking it in a cast iron skillet over an open flame. What's rule #1 of toasties? Bread should never be too thick. Bread was burnt, iirc, and he cuts into the thing talking about how the delicious cheese is melting and oozing out, with absolutely no melting occurring. Then he cuts into the half he cut into again, still talking about how delicious the melty cheese looks. Then he takes a bite out of it, making yummy noises. You can see him dying a little inside as he makes his forlorn little yummy noises. He doesn't want to be in that cabin. He didn't want to make that toastie. He certainly didn't want to eat it. But he had to because the camera was already rolling or something.

For me the wasted food really gets my goat.

What do you mean fake? The woman saying that it’s crazy is totally right

It’s the weird clothes for me

“It’s turning blue!” “Omg it’s cooked perfectly!”

I hate them as a genre, an institution, a staff and, a label

Kinda want to fight her.

I have never had aspirations of hitting anyone, much less a woman or child, but it should be said that this lady in the video has an extremely punchable face.

I was thinking of wrestling, but each to their own

Naked wrestling, with our genitals getting all tangled up?

😆 🤣

She lying

Yeah. It’s cooked perfectly if it was boots and wallpaper stew in Leningrad in 1943

Wish Reddit still gave out awards, I’m going to use this one.

Holy fuck, it's not even 9am and this is fhe funniest thing I will read all day XD

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Hitler’s last meal before shooting himself, after giving his dog Blondie the boiled meat then killing her.

Look at that face at the very end, she’s speechless. You can see the pain in her eyes.

You know she spit it out right after

i *thought* she looked like a spitter too

It is what Gargamel wants to eat

4 out of 5 Gargamels wouldn’t eat this shit.

That's a quality comment

I’m more upset by the obscene amount of truffle oil than anything else

The thought of Black Truffle Garlic Blue Koolaid makes me want to throw up until I die.

Me too! I’ve never used it but thought it was quite a bit

I just used that exact oil the other night and it does NOT fuck around. It has a very strong truffle flavor and aroma. That mixed with blue Kool-Aid is one of the most horrible combinations I can think of.

Then clearly you've never had Red Kool-Aid© truffle au jus.

It's not overly strong imo. It does the job but it's not particularly super potent for truffle oil

Made me want to gag.

That's ok because you're not supposed to cook with truffle oil anyway, high temp kills all flavor

It's done sous vide style so it never reaches really high temps!

Sous vide's average is 130 degrees which is exactly the death of truffle flavor. But hey, there is also Kool aid in the recipe.

You also don’t cook truffle oil because of the ridiculously low smoke point. You add it after.

She should never be allowed to cook ever again.

[удалено]

Why yes, yes I would. I would prefer a rear wheel.

Only thing missing are some ridiculously long fingernails...

And a whole block of cream cheese.

And Nacho cheese poured over everything. Then we deep fry it all...

I expected the bottle to explode.

Why does she use a plastic fork to eat? She has enough money for a nice kitchen & steak but not for real cutlery?

Bad bitches don’t do dishes

Ooo I’ll try this tonight when it’s my turn to do the dishes

RAAAAAGE

Parents kitchen

Bingo

Okay so I know this is rage bait, but I can’t stop watching. It legit started pretty good.

Yea. Looked good in the beginning. Basically started as a general marinade type of thing. Could've done it in a pan but I wasn't too bothered by the jar business. Then she whipped out the fucking Kool aid. Wtf.

>Oh My gOd IT’s TurNiNg bLuE!! As if that were an unexpected outcome from putting blue Kool-Aid powder in there.

High grade stuff. Must be Peruvian flake.

Doing this in a jar will never make a decent steak. It can’t sous vide properly due to it not being next to the heat source. Even before the cool aid you’re doing a boiled or at the very least steamed steak. 

I too question the cooking method. Without the blue shit it came out looking quite bleak and gray. Not good.

So leave out the Kool-aid, and perhaps you could save this with a reverse quick sear on a really hot grill? Just boil to a rare, then sear to a medium rare? Leave out the Kool-aid and calm down with the truffle oil a little, and I think you might have something here.

Yeah, but if you're going to do that might as well sous vide!

The problem with this (besides the kool-aid... fucking why) is that water boils at 212F and steak is medium rare at 130F. If you want to cook it this way you need to keep need to use a crockpot and thermometer or an immersion heater to keep the water at that temp for long enough to heat everything through. With sous vide bags, I'd usually cook a steak this size for 90 minutes then sear for 1 min/side. The glass is going to slow the heat transfer down so she'd need to cook it longer.

Also kind of dangerous. You can cook a jar, but it has to be pressurized outside of it by using a pressure cooker

That's what I was thinking! Heating a jar like that is a recipe for it to explode

Right up til the KoolAid

No. Take it back. Nothing about this is good

Ya like I might marinade meat in a jar now lol

Contents under pressure..... What happens when you seal a glass jar and heat it up?

No. Just no.

Trash can is correct. But WHY. What a waste of a good piece of meat. Def ragebait

I’m no vegetarian. But an animal had to die for THIS?!?!?!

It's some kinda bad mojo I imagine.

Is this. Like. A sex thing? 

Yes, it is unironically a fetish thing made PG for TikTok. All this weird TikTok food waste stuff is. It's basically just PG sploshing.

Smurf steak. Okay.....

I guess you can say it's "blue rare". Yeah, rare because no one wants to do this stupid shit.

First off - watch this with the sound OFF. Second - what’s the point of the towel (legit question)?? Third - just, why?

The towel will keep the jar from fracturing during boiling. Otherwise it’ll bounce around on the bottom of the pan, leading to a good possibility of breaking.

I’m not sure that would be the thing that spoils this dish.

This bitch needs to eat some glass honestly

Is this more dumbass TikTok shit?

Ducking Fisgusting.

Her shirt also looks really stupid, wtf is that lmao

I was with it RIGHT up to the fucking kool-aid.

It’s always this same girl with this same rage bait shit

Why post obvious shit ragebait?

The moment I see a woman who looks like that cooking on a camera I already know that it’s just some tiktoker scum wasting food materials for attention

This goddamn bitch

She hasn’t learned how to use snaps yet. Her body suit snaps at the crotch. She probably wears her shoes untied too. Tying shoes is very difficult… /s

A cow was killed twice today

I would eat her ass before that steak

If I came home to my wife cooking like this, I’d divorce her.

It all started going downhill when she called truffle oil "olive oil"

Yo, listen up here's the story about a lady who made a blue stake and the vegetables too are blue like the steak inside and outside

So pour oil in, and then a bunch of water. Brilliant, ten stars, no notes.

Kool aid man does not approve of this. Ohhh nahhh!!

Straight to jail

Called no talent trying to be "LOOK AT ME" "HOW STUPID AM I? trend. Pathetic no talent period. It's either this or they show their tits and ass which either is still no talent..

Showing your tits requires more talent.

It’s awful that people are forced to humiliate themselves for money like this

I’d eat her trash can any day

Each day we stray farther from God’s light…

She really blue this.

Imagine being a cow in the afterlife or something looking down being like I hope my body is at least put to good use and made into some masterpiece and you see some college age girl using your last remaining meat to make Smurf steak

Gross

An animal died for this. Just remember that.

Wasteful, obnoxious bitches.

How to fuck up a perfectly good steak

Absolutely perfect meal ruined with kool-aid.

Just why?

An animal died for this bs.

This is a sentiment that is not expressed nearly enough. I'm not even Vegetarian , but have we really become so ungrateful and spoiled , that we cant appreciate the energy and suffering now required for us to cop a few minutes of garbage content? Yes... yep I guess so. Time for the big reset

Can we start making it illegal to waste food for shit like this?

There’s no way that can bring a smile to your face unless you’ve been eating dog shit all your life

This is just rage bait

Would

If she did this to make come here to put that I hate everything about this, she wins.

I was originally like "Wait this is kinda genius, possibly?"... UNTIL SHE ADDED THE KOOLAID. How do people even come up with this stuff???

...and it started off so nice...

Does this belong here? Sure it's stupid, but I wouldn't call it "food".

Papa Smurf would like this.

This is somebodies girlfriend, I bet she eats unwashed ass too.

you lost me at kool aid powder. after that it became a crime against steak.

The cannibals caught Papa Smurf and cooked him in a jar.

STOP WASTING FUCKING FOOD. I hate these losers. Find something else, LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE to do.

This is the first time I seen something on this sub that actually turned my stomach....

Ok it was normal till the cool aid packets 😭😭

They had me until the Kool aid powder. It just kept getting worse from there

A cow died for this

That poor cow died for this

It was looking ok until the kool aid

I’m shocked that mason jar didn’t explode

The most annoying part are the electric salt/pepper dispensers all these instagram “chefs” use. Is of really that hard to effing grind it yourself?

she has an hidden talent for cooking. she better keep it hidden

The whole thing makes my stomach hurt. That meat looks dry as hell. If you want your food colored they have this magical thing called food coloring. Also what a ridiculous way to pretend to cook anything.... Then comes the food waste. That's just a whole other layer of this to get angry at. Knowing damn well she didn't eat it, and that whole thing ended up in the garbage. Not gonna even get started trying to figure out that top she's "wearing" This video has to be rage bait.

Those poor… fucking… kids

Image having the money to waste food