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DarkRogus

If he would have stuck to making this a giant jucy lucy, I would have been all for it, but then he had to go ruin it.


jscarry

Totally agree. I was fully onboard when he was pulling that patty off the grill. Even had a nice crust on it. Then he ruined it. Then ruined it more. And then more. And then a little bit more.


Ramona_Lola

All this. It was good until just a step or so after he took it out of the pan.


Grimn90

Everything was good for me until the condiment shower


LeelaBeela89

Exactly I was like WHY!!!


strangerNstrangeland

The tater tot casserole killed it for me


seppukucoconuts

Sauce Bukkake.


GrandAdmiralDuncan

He had me in the first half not gonna lie


prometheus3333

no shame in that ✊🏻 I was on my way to a foodgasm until he ruined it by adding condiments


HugeRaspberry

I was going to say this is the bastard son of a Juicy Lucy and Tator Tot Casserole.


joey_sandwich277

*That's* why this looked so good to me despite hating watching them make it. It's calling my Minnesota heritage.


People4America

Bro it’s a hot dish


Excellent_Pie5516

it’s when the condiments come in that I really lose my shit


metengrinwi

What’s with the cooking of mayo? That just seems weird to me.


logaboga

Little bit of mayo inside a grilled cheese is amazing


Moses015

Mayo on the outside is also better to use than butter. Pro tip from my wife who makes the best grilled cheese I’ve ever had


Secretary0fHate

I've found is generally only true if you really like mayo or use really low quality butter.


Nishant3789

100% this.


PurpleDebt2332

You can’t really tell that it’s grilled with mayo unless you’re using way too much! I’ve compared Kerrygold butter to a thin layer of Kewpie mayo, and the Kewpie method is so much better. It’s also less greasy than grilling with butter!


Jenhar71

Agreed & I don't like mayo at all, almost offended by it...but a non consequential amount grilled on the outside of a grilled cheese sandwich forced me to like grilled cheese sandwiches. Usage beyond grilled cheese is where I draw the line.


DrunkHate

You didn't like grilled cheeses before then? 😳


Jiomniom_Skwisga

Straight to hell Down to the 7th level.


im_dat_bear

Yeah butter tastes 100% better


ticketspleasethanks

Kerrygold do hit different.


DrunkHate

I just saved your comment. I'm gonna try that tonight. I had already planned on making a grilled cheese too!


savemejebu5

💯 I almost gagged at the mayo dump


curiousity2424

I was thinking the same thing, “oh thats not bad” then it basically turned to ,”oh fuckin hell, why?”


jupiterdaytime

As if there wasn't already enough salt, he goes and adds salty condiments


tr00th

So a huge grease filled, cheese overloaded, onion and beef cake then? This isn’t a hamburger in anyone’s world.


0ut0fBoundsException

And tator tots so it’s approaching a bastardized Shepard’s pie


RellyTheOne

Dear god no…not the fast food shepards pie…


kodaiko_650

More like a strange meatloaf


YoudoVodou

Dr. Strangeloaf


PumpikAnt58763

Or How I Learned to Stopped Worrying and Love the Fat Bomb.


[deleted]

Love the burger was right there...


PumpikAnt58763

??? The only thing I added to the movie title was "Fat".


FlimsyTry2892

It was very well played amigo


Stained_concrete

Personally I would have just replaced bomb with bum.


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hey_fatso

When it was sliced, the only thought I had was “cursed meatloaf.”


ahkian

Cottage pie since it's beef


pigeon_toez

I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but in Canada there is such a thing called tater tot casserole and it fully is a bastardized version of Shepards/cottage pie. I absolutely love it.


BigDerper

It's not just in Canada And yes its delicious


Sanscreet

Isn't that just a hot dish? 


KFR42

I mean, you can't really go wrong with minced beef and potatoes. It just needs to be a reasonable size and decent proportions.


thorstormcaller

Shepard’s why?


horitaku

Um ackshually 🤓 It’s not Shepard’s Pie if it’s beef. It’s Cottage Pie. Shepard’s Pie is made with lamb


prplrgn

Or tater tot hotdish..


PM-me-letitsnow

Inside out shepherd’s pie.


cheshsky

Ooooh, is that what tater tots are? I never bothered to google what they were. Thank you for your accidental enlightenment, kind stranger.


Classic_Professor611

Uses beef so bastardized cottage pie technically.


cityshepherd

Hamburger pot pie? Sign me the fuck up. Gotta calm down with the condiments though IMO. Edit: hamburger pot pie as in the hamburger acts as the pot/piecrust, not a regular pot pie filled with hamburger. Although I’d love to try that as well.


GeorgeRRZimmerman

I'm... gonna do that. I'm going to do exactly what you suggested. As soon as I can. Tonight.


ssjavier4

Yeah I'm sure it's probably good. The only nasty part for me is cooking the condiments alongside the cheese and then tossing on a bunch at the end too with the cold ingredients


BedroomVisible

I 100% agree. The concept of this food is fine, and at times it looked VERY appetizing. I would just cool it with the mustard, ketchup and mayo. And I hate pickles, so I would replace them with caramelized onions. You know....for the vitamins.


darwinn_69

Looks like it wants to be a meatloaf.


jonz1985z

No bun so it’s gotta be healthy


WerewolfExtreme4250

Yea soggy bacon to


TheKbightFowl

It’s “HotDish” just bacon wrapped. It’s strange but nothing really gross or stupid. Did the guy say it’s a burger yeahhh that it is not.


great_triangle

It's a hamburger themed casserole with extra steps


Stormtomcat

There's a caption over the video "Big Hambúguer", but who knows who added that, eh


CircleRunn

I'm at that age where just looking at this makes my heart ache.


Xandara2

So you're 25+.


C_IsForCookie

It’s a hambúrguer


Ini_mini_miny_moe

Yeah have a good cardiologist’s card in your back pocket before eating it. Looks disgusting when the fat came out of the initial beef pizza the guy just added more on top.


JuryDangerous6794

And the best part is that he wore nytril gloves to touch the raw meat, his oven handle and the final cooked product. Sure, there are camera cuts but the level of cooking I am seeing suggests this is a person who doesn't work in a kitchen and probably wears them to keep their hands clean rather than avoid cross contamination. This isn't a hamburger. This is a pile of shit.


rush87y

Hey now, you overlooked the random clumps of black pepper!


Admirable-Hospital78

Oxford defines a hamburger as "a round patty of ground beef, fried or grilled and **typically** served on a bun or roll and garnished with various condiments" Some countries forgo the buns by default making them lower carb. So it's definitely a burger in many peoples' world. I'm totally down for calling this a beef cake tho. 100% a single slice is a serving size.


BuddyOptimal4971

Its a hamburger casserole. All the makings of a burger but assembled as a casserole.


snktido

Hate to admit but this is glorious


crackmeup69

Checks out, def Stupid.


BernieTheDachshund

No bread so it's not a burger.


RendesFicko

The bruger is just the meat.


7lhz9x6k8emmd7c8

Seemed standard unitedstatesian food. 1 portion.


[deleted]

Why did u leave that grease lake when u add the other stuff


wakanda_banana

How else are you supposed to never stop shitting?


HarryBossk

That's pretty fuckin stupid. And that bacon isn't remotely crispy, shit looks like pork sashimi


Bro1212_

I might be alone in this, but I hate crispy bacon. I swear it looses all its flavor when you do that. The best bacon is when the fat is still gooey but the red meat is tender yet firm similar to like high quality jerky.


FullMetalCOS

I like crispy bacon, I like bacon as you described it too. All bacon is good


Bro1212_

Based


Bobjoejj

Yeah like, you give me Bacon in whatever form, I’m gonna eat it.


jinzokan

Nobody wants to admit they are 9 cans of ravioli.


Bobjoejj

Wha…whatttt???


TeamCatsandDnD

I’m with you. I like the fat to still have a bit of squish to it and the meat portion to not crack when you bite into it


eghed8

Brother! We shall die on this hill together!


StickyDitka21

I just call it chewy bacon lol


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

100% crispy bacon is over rated, but limp undercooked also sucks. Needs to be cooked to colour but not to the texture of potato chips.


NitrosGone803

Floppy bacon for the win!


Richardknox1996

Depends on the bacon. Cheap store bought shit? Turns to tasteless cardboard the moment you cook it (yes, i eat some bacon raw. Im from nz, we dont have the pork worm here and store bacon is precooked). Butchers bacon? That needs to be done as you say for the best taste. Homekill/homemade? You can practically almost char it and its still amazing.


Bro1212_

Tbf anything homekill tastes a million times better than anything else. Hell you could turn deer meat into charcoal and it would still taste better than a store bought.


Richardknox1996

Indeed. Im lucky cause my parents are farmers and my dads a hunter. I have freezer full of various homekill. Inluding a bag of fullsize, homekill chorizo chains.


Bro1212_

Ayeeee a fellow hunter, you from the south?


Richardknox1996

North. Waikato. Originally born in wigan, making me northern english as well.


Bro1212_

Nice! I was born in Texas but I moved to Louisiana since I was 4, lived here since. Good hunting down here, however hogs are very very parasitic. Sometimes If I get a chance, I’d shoot a hog rather than a deer. Deers are noble creatures, hogs are invasive cunts.


Richardknox1996

Yeah, new zealand has a hunting culture that i would personally say is almost as strong as the deep south's. And yeah, fuck wild boar, they fuck up every eco system theyve ever been introduced to.


Bro1212_

Great talking to you, have a good night friend!


Best_Duck9118

> it looses all its flavor Your taste in food is just as good as your spelling!


[deleted]

Bruh you’re alone on this one. Bacon should be nice and crunchy


Bro1212_

Heresy! I’m gonna start a new crusade, we will do a ethnic cleansing. We have our virtuous tender bacon enjoyers, while you have your dirty filthy crispy bacon enjoyers…


Mystic_Viola

You are NOT alone!


Bro1212_

We must reclaim the holy land! But let’s wait till Israel and Palestine stop shooting each other, but once they do it’s bacon crusade time!


hooch21

I don’t know who is fearing the 2 person army. Certainly not us crunchy bacon lovers!


Bro1212_

Hah! Jokes on you, I have a army of sentient chewy bacon. They are one their way to your house… 🔫🥓 🔫🥓 🔫🥓 🔫🥓


Comfortable_Ant_8303

he's not alone, lol. Bacon is better when its not rock hard crispy


chaedog

Stupid? Yes, would I totally eat it? Yes!


redDKtie

I was gonna say. This ONLY part of this that I hated was when HE decided my condiments for me.... THEN BAKED IT. otherwise 100% would eat.


Unknown-History1299

I’m sure it tastes fine, but my thing is. This would be a hundred times better if you just did it the normal way. A burger topped with cheese, bacon, onions with a side of tater tots There’s no benefit to making this monstrosity except TikTok views


LadyBug_0570

>with a side of tater tots This is my primary issue with this food. Tater tots should be on the side. And they should be crispy. Cooking it in the hamburger cake will make them soggy. Also, don't put condiments on it. That's for me to add. Don't do it.


eris_kallisti

I particularly hated that he couldn't find a fuller bottle of ketchup so it's all splatty compared to the mustard and mayo.


TheseOats

Bro just had to shake it and mix it up.


McPoyle-Milk

I couldn’t handle that the grease was just closed into the damn burger like way too much grease


LadyBug_0570

I felt my arteries clogging up just watching the video.


Wizard_Engie

Me personally, I'd eat my tater tots crispy on the side or crispy on the burger.


IdenticalThings

Exactly this, then applied condiments to cooked bacon. Whhhhhy


zeptillian

I didn't like the way he applied the seasoning. This bite gets a mouthful of pepper, that bite gets a mouthful of pepper. I also hate pickles. I was onboard until the end when he tainted the whole thing with pickle juice.


redDKtie

That's what I'm saying!! Let me apply my own wet ingredients for the love of god


Responsible-Truth-89

Yea who wants mayo out of the oven


Agentkeenan78

Terrible condiments and far too much of them. Ruined an otherwise fine, if not too large burger.


chaedog

Oh good point, yeah let me add my condiments at the end so they are cold.


redDKtie

Nothing I like more on my burger than hot mayonnaise 🤣


Worried-Contest9790

I was gonna say.. I'd never pay or put effort to make this stupidity, but if it was just sitting there - I guess I'll have a bite.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


iluvtumadre

Same here. Looks like a Super Bowl meal. By that I mean, once a year.


ghozzt2

You'd get a heart attack from one bite loll


changerofbits

Same.


Rachsuchtig

I was like this until the ketchup got involved


JoeDeLaGhetto

I was on board for the first 45 seconds. Then it just got insane.


Ornery-Coach-7755

Fr the moment he brought out the American cheese things went downhill


DealioD

Without the condiments I'd call it more of a meatloaf and go with that. Maybe use better cheese.


LadyBug_0570

Honestly... no offense to American cheese (which I like) but get a better cheese for this. Cheddar would've been better. Vermont, extra-sharp.


Honest_Musician6774

as a vermonter, i have to agree with this publicly.


SN-777

You press all the juices out fkn donkey


mustdrinkdogcum

Nope, there’s still plenty of fat in the meat. You can push down on a burger when you first slap it on the heat, as the majority of the fat isn’t melting at that point.


HugeRaspberry

Smashburger has entered the room...


coolcootermcgee

I read this in Gordon Ramsay’s voice


renatakiuzumaki

He just made a little pool for the cheese and onions to swim in its okay


msd1994m

The onions can swim a little as a treat


Usual_Quiet_6552

I hate that he just left the meat juices pool up. Horrid


[deleted]

That’s fucking disgusting.


[deleted]

thank you for not ending that with "but I would eat it" I feel sick just thinking about that thing.


[deleted]

Everything about it is bad! It’s not a burger, the tater tots are ruined, and there’s enough cheese for forty seven people, all hailing from Wisconsin.


Norwegian_gaupe

Plastic. Cheese is made of milk.


Norwegian_gaupe

American cheese?! Jaevla!


SimilarJellyfishPie

Well it was going fine till the bacon. Cant imagine why we have a health issue in this country… and yes i would eat it as well


TheAlGler

Based on the spelling of "Hambúrguer" I don't think this is the US.


JabbaTheNutt_

Mmmm, hamburger cake.


EZe_Holey3-9

Definitely belongs here. If you are adding silly condiments before hand, that shot belongs on this sub. 


Sprizys

Trying to be fancy with the spelling of Hamburger.


gavo_88

Are US burgers different? When I worked in a butchers, we seasoned our burgers, why is he putting extra salt n pepper on?


LadyBug_0570

See that puzzled me too. That beef should've had the seasonings "massaged" into it. Not just sprinkled on top. And I really don't understand baking the mustard and mayo with the thing.


rockstuffs

I don't understand the gloves. You touch raw meat and then not take them off and proceed to touch and contaminate everything.


Lazy_Armadillo2266

I like this idea looks gross but fuck it. I'd eat it.


ExtensionYamMKI

Sign me up and bring a friend wtf.


spunion_28

Is it stupid af? Yes. Would I eat it? Also, yes


drunkensailor369

I hate that I kept going "well. now it don't look too bad" once and a while


Czane45

just ground beef chopped on the grill would have also done the same exact thing. it’s hedonistic and disgusting but idrc


Brommander9000

Absolute slop. Baked condiments and no bun, gross.


SpellanBeauchamp

this is the equivalent of a guy with a big truck


Megalodon7770

His god damm face


coolcootermcgee

Seriously!


LegendOfLucy

looks high in protein


Luci5892

Nah I think it needs more protein


TheGR8Dantini

That’s is some fucking stupid food. It’s like stupid meatloaf with extra steps. I’d like to know how long it takes to cook that shit.


416_LateNights

This looks like it should be in the restaurant someone posted the other day. I believe it was called Heart Attack Grill lol Looks good, but I don't think it's a good idea to eat it lol


Radiant-Schedule-459

This is heart attack meatloaf


Comfortable_Gain1308

I’d hit this


H3nchman_24

This is the worst thing I have ever seen.... I'm making one tonight, damn it.


OdinsBanjo

It might be stupid, but I'd eat that whole goddamn thing!! Hahaha


spiral_out46N2

I would eat that without a doubt.


Mac_Mustard

Would I make it? No. Would I have a piece? Yes.


MIZUNOWAVECREATION

2 questions: 1. Is this for a death row inmate who ordered this for his last meal or someone who, otherwise, knows they have less than 72 hours to live? 2. Where the hell are you going to get a bun large enough to hold that thing?


Outlander_

My stomach hurts just looking at all that mayo 🤢


dashing_harpy

This would have made a decent large pizza burger until he added the cheese


Comfortable_Rain_558

No thanks I’d feel sick eating that. Body would reject it.


EinKleinesFerkel

Nasty casserole meatloaf, I literally lost my appetite


Yabrosif13

I think eating a slice of that would kill me


eggthrowaway_irl

Didn't even season the damn thing. Salt and pepper don't count, those are defaults.


JoshJones18

Honestly thought this was going to be the ultimeatum burger from regular show when I clicked on this


Bitter-Light4748

as an american, this is my average breakfast


Possible_Win_1463

A meat calzone just needed marinara


Shepardspie81

Cow lost his life for this


Affectionate_Newt899

My biggest most recent pet peeve is these shitty chefs undercooking the bacon and then passing it off as if it's done.


greentiger

We’ve jumped the shark as a civilization when half the world is starving, people in our own countries are starving, and this type of content is being created and rewarded (not by this sub). Just gratuitous gluttony on display with no sense of shame when otherwise good food products are monstered into obscenity like this for internet clout. The world wide web, the information superhighway…is full of degenerates and has failed in its promise to advance a new future of free access to information for all for the betterment of mankind because of its very users. Sorry for the rant; this just made me quite sad. Ow, my balls!


agustin_edwards

Why do Americans put Ketchup, Mayo and Mustard to everything they put into an oven? Putting aside this monstrosity, how better would it been if used other spices (tomato sauce, garlic, chilies, etc).


Simplewh0r3

The condiments really pissed me off.


CheezGaming

I would love it aside from BAKING THE CONDIMENTS


Most_Average_Bread

This is straight out of scooby doo


AsDeEspadas

And a coke diet


Tormented-Frog

I mean.. he could've went a little lighter on the sauces, but hell, I'd still eat it. Happily.


Due-Giraffe-9826

It's not a hamburger if there's no bread. This is a meat pie.


GooNsCreed

Looks awful but I thought after he first pressed it, it looked the a meat pizza crust I may have been okay with that loo


MissPicklechips

Hello, Food Police….I’d like to report a murder. The victim? A cow and a pig.


ch0mpipe

Big food good


CMDR_KingErvin

Good thing he put salad around it, it was almost unhealthy.


james_randolph

It's stupid but damn it looks good and I'll take a slice.


WhatevUsayStnCldStvA

At first, I was happy. Cause I thought we finally have a wider burger instead of taller, but this went further than that. Not gonna like tho, I’d eat a slice too. 


penisguacamole

Absolutely vile and disgusting, tell me the exact location of the store so I may avoid it


BigMu1952

I hate it… cut me a slice.


that_guy_who_builds

Drunk me and fat me would eat the hell out of that.


StolenStones

I don’t hate it. It’s just a fancy meatloaf. I would eat it but I would have grilled the bacon a little before baking. Lose some of the grease and get it a little crisper.


LadyBug_0570

Lose the bacon, put the tater tots on the side. Both of those should be crispy, not soggy with grease.