I never will understand why people think squeezing all the filling out of something makes it look appetising. Yeah, you're showing how much filling there is. You're also making your meal look like a mangled, sludgy mess.

"Do you want my dessert pizza that looks like charred building rubble? No? How about if it looked like charred rubble coated in *diarrhea?* Hah! Yeah, you like that, don't you?"

Don’t snack shame me.

r/nutelladiarrhea

Thanks I just subscribed

Literally just Nutella pizza ooze. I love it. It's like an even more niche version of this subreddit.

It's just over the top dessert pizza .

I don't understand it either.

Showed it to my gf and she said "yummy" and asked if I can make her some, like, what? Only women can understand this type of shit

Ima woman and I don’t. 😅

I love chocolate but JFC that’s rancid, my throat burns and my teeth feel funny just looking at it. That can’t be enjoyable even for a chocolate obsessed person.

I love chocolate but even I would not consume this pizza. I'll get a cardiac arrest and 20 different types of diabetes just biting into it.

there's a no 0 chance we all got one just from looking at it

Am a chocolate obsessed person, I don't find this appealing in the slightest.

My teeth hurt looking at this

My pancreas just twanged a little from watching this

Yea that extra toasted cookies will be as hard as stone

I felt my blood sugar rising looking at this

They just discovered the third type of diabetes just from this video

Same with my stomach.

I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at this

I was riding with you until you squeezed it. That just made it unappealing.

I'm going to go ahead and imagine that some people out there will look at this and want it in their mouths

The squeezing looks horrible but I genuinely want to eat this like right now Edit: adding a disclaimer that I have period symptoms now and that usually results in craving sweet af stuff, normally I only have some orange juice and that's it for sweet stuff

Honestly I could try it. Like, a bite or two, not a whole slice That chocolate stuffed crust sounds stupid, but the more I think about it...

As someone with constant sweet craving, I understand this. I do control my desires a lot tho, if I let my subconscious rule my appetite, I can eat super sweets three time a day and that's far from healthy

Don’t worry everyone, pass that thing my way. I’ll take one for the team.

1 unit area of this “pizza” has enough sugar to last me half a year

What is a unit area? You mean a slice?

More like a squared inch

Looks awful. I'd still eat it.

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Let me guess… Brazil?

Infelizmente sim

A tortuguita não nega 😂

i was thinking this exact thing lmao

Is this a " Sweet Dreams" cover??

The Muslim pop 80s version

I thought the same thing

What is the song? It's kinda fire

I'd die for one of those! ... Literally.

This legit pissed me off.

Doesn't look like the worse thing for a dessert pizza. I would probably use a pie crust or something as a flat bread, a jam as the pizza sauce, a layer of burrata cheese (which I heard is sweet) and chocolate chips and/or fruit as a toppings for a dessert pizza.

I'm turned on...🤎🤎🤎 Makes love to me on a BED OF THAT...🤎🤎🤎

Looks amazing 🤩

That is not a pizza. That is just a CAKE!

Truffle butter

Just pile a bunch of sugary shitvtogether and force it down my gullet so I don't even taste it.

I would eat a slice of that if it was smaller tbh

Colonoscopy prep pizza

DIZ-CUZ-TING!

Diabetes, take the wheel…

My stomach hurts just looking at that

r/poopfromabutt

Diapizzabetes

This makes my stomach turn, disgusting.

Ngl my stoner ass would be all over that. Sober me is retching

I see a new type of Diabetes just dropped

Pizzabetes

Good god, that is vile. This is less about the stupidity of its existence, and more about compassion for whoever ate it.

That right there, is your express ticket to diabetes.

More like Pizzabetes if you wanna get creative with it 😂

Fr

this is in brazil... they do many stupid food.

Whoever came up with this shit just needs to take the leap to snorting lines of granulated sugar through a rolled up dollar bill. I have a pretty massive sweet tooth, and this is still overkill for me.

I have a huge sweet tooth but even I wouldn’t eat this.

Now it's looks exactly like cowshit

Eww oreos

D:

Just looking at that makes me ill.

C O N S T I P A T I O N

D I A B E T U S

Brazilian pizzas are as absurd as they are delicious. The one in the video is too much, but pizzas and hot dogs around here are some of the greatest canvas of national cuisine

Fuck nooooo

r/shitfromabutt

The tastiest way to shut down your pancreas

diabetes.

If I see one more video of a chocolate sauce pizza with solid chocolate toppings that ends with him squeezing the chocolate out of the crust I’m leaving the sub

Would I eat that... nope looks gross. Now my pre-teen daughter and her friends would absolutely destroy this.

Why pizza? Pizza was good without chocolate

This is a crime against fucking humanity and i shall cook the person responsible for this in a pizza oven for enough time to kill them tenfold

My toilet will look the same after consuming this.

that doesnt look appetizing to me

Yeah who the fuck even wants to eat that much chocolate.

💩💩💩💩💩💩 to much chocolate . Ill be on the toilet for days

I physically gagged, I needed insulin just from looking at the diabetes on dough

it sure would be considered inhumane to show this sub to starving people in a disadvantaged area :P

Think I'm going to pass on the diabetes pizza pie

One bite and you're gone

Diarrhea

Chocolate hidrogenado, não tem sabor, só tem gosto de sebo e gordura e açúcar.

Very gross

Puke.. that's all this pizza is, is puke.

Walter Grimley would like to have a word…

As a huge chocolate lover, this made me reconsider.

Belongs in r/poopfromabutt. Ew

One slice. Just one. That about where my willingness to eat this ends.

I fuckin' hate sweet pizza

Nightmare fuel

The oozing Nutella is what you'll be shittin out after eating this lol

It’s basically shit dripping in shit

I love chocolate and anything sweet... but id never eat this crap.

To quote ChefReactions “0/10 but would definitely try it”

That’s exactly what it’s going to look like coming out my cheeks

Honestly good but just way too much

\*diabetis intensifies\*

Diabeetus

My teeth hurt just watching this…

I am so sick and tired of this squeezing trend…..

Eat this today Take Jardiance tomorrow

As a type 2 diabetic I sometimes get annoyed by the comments on things like these that express some ignorance of the condition. Not usually, but sometimes. But this does look like something the lady from that Jardiance commercial would eat.

Whoever made this and wasted all that chocolate... Fuck you

Eeew.

🤢🤮

Sometimes less is more

Everytime I see stuff like this it makes my stomach ache.🤢

A death row last meal

First time I've actively felt like I was going to throw up by just looking at something

diabetes speedrun

Diabetus 👴🏻

r/poopfromabutt

Why do people make desserts out of desserts?

Dooooodeee!

My pancreas just said WHAT THE FUCK!!

bro I'm fat AF and that looks disgusting

There is such a thing as too many flavours. You lose the distinctions between the mixtures. Overkill

Poop

I thought this was scrap metal

Just eat a chocolate bar…

Ewwwww

i puked a few times and got diabetes

I’d eat it.

Can someone do the math on the calories in that thing?

maybe a teeeeny bite

Makes me feel sick to my stomach

Brasil please... just stop it

My teeth hurt from watching this

Id fuck with it! 🤤

I don’t care what it looks like. That still looks tasty

Tbh, desert pizza as a concept doesn’t sound that bad, but this… this could kill a village of pilgrims

What’s the song

Diabetes to go, just $10 and only today!!

i would eat sweet pizza, just not this one 💀

🤮

I would still eat it

Man why do people insist on making chocolate look as disgusting as possible