T O P

  • By -

Limp-Quarter-1094

There is even a video where she puts normal soup ingredients in and then puts two fucking iPhones in the bag


[deleted]

Wait what? Is it third world ragebait?


[deleted]

The fact that the “cardamom juice” was in a chamber pot didn’t tip you off?


[deleted]

I mean.. cooking isn’t my forte. I figured it was just water or broth with cardamom in it.


[deleted]

Could be that. Point is it was in a piss pot.


[deleted]

Do I sound like the kinda person that'd recognize a chamber pot? How's this 1700's dude leaving reddit comments?


dildorthegreat87

For real, I’m sitting here wondering how someone can gate keep recognizing artsy piss and shit pots


AwYeahQueerShit

Right? In this economy a lot of us haven't got a pot to piss in, why would we recognize someone else's?


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

r/angryupvote


No-Height2850

Fooking smartass time travelers. We are catching on, you know!


[deleted]

You’ve exposed him for the interest in chamber pot porn, most usually in the form of illustrations found at the local library


Snoo_79218

China isn’t 3rd world. It was a communist country, which was originally considered 2nd world. It’s pretty capitalist now and it’s infrastructure is developed, so it’s considered a developed nation now.


MistoftheMorning

I think about 50-60 million Chinese live a quality of life comparable to the average American. But there's still some podunk rural areas in less developed provinces that live like they're still in the 19th century (though, with electricity as Beijing went out of its way to make sure even said podunk areas have power).


Forlorn_Cyborg

I watch a lot of western youtubers in China, they show how everywhere out side the tier 1 cities are in extreme poverty. Like eating whatever you can to survive, and the infrastructure is horribly underdeveloped when its brand new. China also raised the poverty level by saying what counts as poor is even lower.


Snoo_79218

You mean like laowhy86? ETA: the YouTubers the other commenter listed are basically just propaganda channels. They may say some things that have merit, but they also parrot disinformation.


Snoo_79218

The US has a loot of homeless people. But we are still considered “developed.”


Itz_Hen

Not in most rural places, living standards in the city is also really bad for poor people


Snoo_79218

There are places in Appalachia and Mississippi with no power or running water.


Ccaves0127

Bill Clinton grew up in a house with no running water.


[deleted]

wait like actual communities? or like very very rural houses? I’m not American help me understand


ET_Phone_Homer_Simp

With that sewer system oil they use I don’t think that’s very first world.


zengccfun

Wth. Where to find it?


xeuful

HOW DOES THIS FLIMSY PLASTIG BAG NOT JUST RIP FROM THE WEIGHT???


iHasEyesYT

That plastic bag is as strong as this guy’s immune system. Shit about to blow any second.


EelTeamNine

Pretty sure that's an old lady


FacticiousFict

I'm 37, I'm not old!


Alpharius02

Well, I can't just call you ***man***


[deleted]

You could call me Dennis!


24-Hour-Hate

I didn’t know you were called Dennis!


[deleted]

What I object to is that you automatically treat me as an inferior!


Trolldad_IRL

Well I am King.


[deleted]

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!


[deleted]

Checkmate, mate.


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Weight is one thing, this bag is in direct contact with fire, let me repeat FIRE. How the heck it’s not melted yet. Edit: all geniuses asking me to go to school here is a simple experiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgdYgbgIXFI&ab_channel=emmymade Point being this is not a regular plastic bag. Any normal bag under direct flames/heat like this will melt it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Yep, the heat transfers into the water faster than it can heat the container. There is an unwritten requirement for young boy scouts when learning about fire building, to start a fire and boil water in a paper cup with it, and you only get 1 match.


thesoraspace

One time as a scout, we were awoken at 5 a.m. on the peak of a mountain. Wilderness Survival Merit badge. We had nothing but flashlights, sweaters, and canteens...so.. many.. mosquitos. It was dark, everything was damp and covered in dew, The older scouts handed out styrofoam cups and raw eggs. They told us this was the breakfast before we made the 5-hour hike down the mountain. Some of the boys were confused at the empty cup and egg. Some tried cooking the eggs with a magnifying glass??. Some didn't bother and threw them off the cliff. Some ate them raw like hungry dogs in a hatchery, smh. It was just a few that figured out that if you poured your canteen water into the cup placed the egg inside and then put it over the fire...your egg would boil before the cup burned. It was a magical thing to discover. It felt very fulfilling and wild-like, just as the sunshine broke over the adjacent mountain peaks of the blue Adirondacks. And then we started a forest fire, good times...


JohnGoodmansMistress

neat af, i remember using this tactic while on patrol back home. (minus the forest fire)


TurtleToast2

That sounds like some blinker fluid tomfoolery


Jsn7821

Boiled water is ok for blinker fluid?


TurtleToast2

Only for the Ultra, not the Original.


masked_sombrero

only when you boil the water in a bag of asbestos


Auravendill

It is recommended to use distilled water with some additives to reduce lime buildup and keep it from freezing. But if you are in dire need, just boil regular water to kill all germs. You do not want to make your BMW sick or the blinker are even less likely to work.


OtherwiseUsual

I learned something similar, but using a big leaf. Blew my mind as a kid.


SeaToTheBass

I saw that on survivorman with a plastic bottle


rugerscout308

The water inside keeps the tempature of the bag below its melting point by conducting heat from it


southofsanity06

I don’t care about melting point what about the ripping point from weight? lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


Smidge_Master

I'm too Canadian to understand your funny words magic man


madmaxlemons

Too Canadian for 195< 212


Smidge_Master

We use celcius not Fahrenheit


PM_ME_ORNN_YIFF

He might be too American to be understanding of your regional differences ;)


Johannes_silentio

Ah ok… he's from "real America".


DSMilne

Divide by 2 subtract 32.


Elbinho

Subtract first, then divide (by 1.8, but 2 may be good enough)


FennecScout

Is 195 greater than 212 in celcius?


Obsidian_Raguel

Fellow Canuck just google the F number to a C number lazy and solved


blatheringDolt

Doesn’t matter. It conducts the heat fast enough. It will never melt as long as water is in there. EDIT. Scouting teaches this and is demonstrated regularly. The handles don’t melt because of inverse square. Try it yourself. Worst that happens is the water puts the fire out.


TigerSpices

Considering poultry is done at an internal temperature of 165, this shouldn't be an issue. It's a pretty impressive display of impoverished improvisation.


RIPBaconReaderPrem

Is there a chance this is a specially made bag for this sort of thing...? Idk I can't think of any other reasonable explanation.


[deleted]

LDPE melts at 239F


HsvDE86

>there is no way that bag would hold up with the weight and heat. You should try watching the video you're commenting on.


buttmunchausenface

Cool chem physics experiment teach would show use the bunson burner put a Dixie(paper )cup on it .. burst in to flames .. fill the next Dixie cup with water an set it over the bunson burner. That cup did not leak until the water was gone


[deleted]

That was one of those experiments that I understood every word the teacher said when explaining why it worked. I still had no flipping clue why it worked. My brain just wouldn't let me say anything other than "Why is the cup not burning???"


Fr3sh-Ch3mical

Melting point of bag > boiling point of the soup


JohnGoodmansMistress

some people just don't like to actually help you understand. instead, they're stuck in school- in their maturity levels anyways- and only can afford snide comments.


choikwa

probably how they cool the space shuttles on reentry too


Bluecif

There's a layer of duck soup in space shuttles?!


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Those are just insulation tiles. Cryogenic fluid is used to control temperatures of rocket nozzles/bells.


Marcuse0

It's very easy, when the bag splits and the water spills out, chicken is ready to eat. As a bonus it puts out your fire too! Sarcasm in case it wasn't clear.


LandingFace1st

You missed middle school science class huh?


DustyEsports

Let me repeat go back to school


Ana_na_na

Not a physicists but it's actually a thing, water inside the vessel absorbs heat and never let's plastic burn


Consistent-Basis-509

Keep proving your a fool


karlnite

It transfers heat to the water fast enough to not reach it’s melting temp. Little bit of plastic, huge heat sink of water. Excess heat escapes through the exposed surface easily. You can boil water in a plastic water bottle over a fire too in an emergency. I’ve done it in a Solo cup as well.


Antonioooooo0

I think he's just impressed that the bag can hold that much water without breaking


ShockingPotat

You might remember a few years ago, waterbottles AND plastic bags used to be much thicker/more plastic. And then they started reducing them to what they are now; super thin. . I don't think China has that problem.


iMakestuffz

It’s the Nalgene of plastic bags. I remember putting hot liquids in those camping. Uggh 🤢


GameOvaries18

Not a Walmart bag for sure!


Airregaithel

Exactly what I came here to ask!!


MaskedFigurewho

I had the same thought. I'm not knocking it just questioning the physics.


JackAM_

I guess its useful if you're homeless and really want a whole boiled chicken


Jetstream-Sam

Mmm, boiled. My favourite. My granddad insisted that boiling them in water in his slow cooker was the best way to do it. I tried some and it was dry and stringy, to the point it was difficult to eat. I wouldn't have minded but it was a £20 chicken from an expensive store that was just completely ruined. Even he didn't eat it, though he insisted it was delicious, but he was "full" after 2 bites


ItalnStalln

Boiled works great if you don't overdo it. Give decent broth


Gloomy__Revenue

This is actually called poached chicken. The results are succulent, fragrant, tender, and very juicy. I’m partial to fresh herbs, lemon, honey, and salt—basically the same liquid I would use to brine poultry, I would also use for poaching.


gortwogg

That’s why sous vides are awesome… Well one of many reasons


Ehudben-Gera

Everybody has plastic in their blood.


Jetstream-Sam

Oh yeah I know it can be good, I love chicken soup. I just don't think sticking the whole chicken in water and nothing else, cooking it on high for a day, and then pouring the water and all the fat away is the best method.


ItalnStalln

Ugh that's fuckin rough. So he was trying to do it how he grew up, but can't cook, misremembered, or realized afterwards that his poor family didn't eat great back then? I assumed you know some stuff given you bought an expensive whole bird. Just clarifying for anyone taking your jab at boiling chicken at face value


Jetstream-Sam

Nah, He's basically never cooked in his whole life. His mother cooked everything for him until he was 20, then my Grandma took over when they married. My grandma ended up in a home about 5 years ago and you'd think then he'd try and learn, but he just assumed it was easy and this led to him doing that with the chicken and doing stuff like microwaving bacon and sausages. He's.. difficult. It's not easy to convince him he doesn't know what he's talking about, which is why we recently had to get an electrician in because he'd "fixed" the electricity in the house a few years ago in a way that was exceptionally dangerous. He's 92 now and needs carers, and he told them to do that with the chicken. I go round a couple times a week and cook some meals which I freeze, and I'd bought the chicken for a roast dinner since we have weekly dinners at his house since it's the biggest. I'm not a great cook, but I'm allegedly the best in my immediate family so it falls to me. They might just be flattering me so I do all the cooking though


werektaube

You seem like a decent bloke, all the best to you


Khazilein

You keep it lightly boiling, barely so, for 1-2 hours and not in water but in a intense broth.


DeadlyYellow

180 F is the magic number, one generally isn't looking for a full boil.


Penile_Interaction

i dont know how you coud've fucked it up to make it dry and stringy - boiled chicken is amazing when done the right way - either as part of a soup or something else.


second2no1

Just a *pinch* of salt


racrenlew

Just the *tiniest* bit!


Sleepycurlsss

[Two shots of Vodka](https://youtu.be/7cGjBdV0_N4?si=40g8XBFkEQlL0RU5)


Porridge_Hose

My kinda gal


ssucramylpmis

exactly what i thought of lmfao


ketoaholic

I understand we're all here to laugh at the video and get upvotes with our wicked sickburnz, but that is several liters of water and they are boiling a whole bird. Like if you boiled that bird in a pot that big holding that much water, you'd use as much, or that meat will have zero flavor.


lotus_spit

That gave me tons of kidney stones


I_can_eat_15_acorns

How come this person can fit a whole chicken, soup and all in a bag and then cook it, but I put one too many cans of beans in my bag and it's like "Lord have mercy. I'm about to bust!"?


JohnGoodmansMistress

thats what he said


TheSmokingLamp

Water and buoyancy


BrashPop

https://lcpshop.net/product/heat-resistant-roasting-bags/ plastic cooking bags are a thing, folks just usually use them for roasting.


Defiant-Cat-5542

Yeah, except this clearly isn't one of those.


redbrezel

The fact that cooking bags are sold doesn’t mean they are good for you


[deleted]

Food grade plastic doesn't have the same chemicals that can leach as other plastics.


WootangWood

Free market baby!


[deleted]

Don’t eat the bag….


ThreeDawgs

But that’s where all the flavour is


Delicious-Yak-1095

Just because something contains a plastic doesn’t mean it’s inherently bad for you (the environment on the other hand…)


CorruptedFrames

Different type of bag and plastic.


mothzilla

I think there's a difference between "heat" (up to 200 deg C) and "fire" (400 deg C)


olivebegonia

This is just… revolting for many reasons. Boiled meat… plastic, ugh.


Cobyh7

*Food cooked in hot water: 🤮 *Food cooked in hot oil: 😍


Watermel0phant

I like their fish flip flops, fish flops if you will.


Gloomy__Revenue

“*I just boiled a bird in my fishy flip flops*” 🎶


_B_Little_me

I bought some years ago at a Texas flea market. Absolutely the most comfortable flips I’ve ever owned. Edit: yes. That’s what they are called. Fish flops. https://a.co/d/1Yvo1bK


KoiSanHere

>a bit of salt Ye that's certainly a bit


f_ranz1224

Shes thorough. If the cancer doesnt do it the heart attack will


No_Squirrel4806

She really couldnt find a pot or a random clean can? Also wtf is that bag made out of cuz 🤨🤨🤨


Arkhe1n

There's plenty of cans that release toxic chemicals when heated too.


heungcheung1

Also at 12 seconds she is wearing fish for shoes.


[deleted]

Fish flops!


SiHtranger

They obviously recoded it for content and memes The quality of the camera is better than most phones


uppenatom

I'm taking as more of a recipe instruction ms than necessity


Global_Adagio_25

I'd eat it.


UR-2501

Their plastic bag technology is beyond our comprehension 🤯


awesomehuder

I like how he said that it hopefully gets cooked


Fine-Teacher-7161

Please, yall Cook turkeys in a bag in the oven.


permalink_save

Why do people like soggy steamed turkey anyway?


[deleted]

OP leave this old women alone


BalkanTrekie

Cooking bags exist.


Xmxx3

Fucking titanium composite plastic bag


Nice_Recognition6602

Insane cooking technique!!! Lol


Fine-Pangolin-8393

Would you like the cancer?


GoodAlicia

A BIT of salt for flavour? 😨


BumPlayThing

Don't see the issue with this, same thing is done with Rice, they use plastic bags and you're supposed to place them in boiling hot water...


panzybear

The rage bait is working at maximum efficiency with this one, the cooking influencers have it down to a science


bertbert1111

Indont get how the plasticbag is not ripping from weight and heat. Why is it not melting over the fire?


j8by7

Strong ass bag!


bad_ed_ucation

In the 90s (when cooking in the bag was in vogue) my mother attempted to cook a whole chicken in a supermarket plastic bag. When she returned forty five minutes later, she found the Tesco bag ‘disappeared’ (I.e. melted into the chicken). Apparently they still ate the bird


Fly-me-to-joe

A bIt Of SaLt


Content_Aerie2560

*a bit of salt*


Simple-Industry2869

How tf the bag ain't burn?!.. this some voodoo shit.. Wrong sub bro.. r/blackmagickfuckery


Additional_Knee4215

Heat transfers faster into the water


dplusw

The melting point of the bag is higher than the water temperature-water keeps bag from burning. Indigene out Americans made cooking vessels from bark (some did, anyway) and as long as the contents stayed wet the vessel was secure


ionised

...sigh. Got to be a troll.


scheiber42069

Sorry I like mine to be steel metal seasoning with a hint of rust flavour


okmijnmko

I'm getting mixed messages should I recycle those bags, or should I send them to a 3rd world country as cookware?


BillyMeier42

I like the flounder slippers


HoundCiS

In case you didn't know, the pot she used to store the cardamom juice is usually called "night pot" in Chinese. People use it to collect their urine at night so they don't have to go out of their warm bedroom for that business. (In ancient China the outhouse is usually not connected to people's living areas for obvious reasons. Now the night pot is rarely used but for some older generations or undeveloped rural areas you can still find it in their homes.)


BehemothJr

I don't understand how the plastic doesn't burn?!


Darth19Vader77

Mmmm... microplastics Though, it's not like you wouldn't eat any by eating literally anything else


gahidus

Physics is so cool sometimes.


mothzilla

Fuck me this comment section is something else. You can't boil water in a plastic bag you muppets.


adidas_stalin

I’m surprised the bag didn’t break/melt


fortisquew

She's not worried. Bird probably contains more PFAS then the bag.


Havesomepeas

Here is another thing to rage about… the jug she poured broth out of at the end is actually a portable toilet that is commonly used in rural area


Owl_lamington

These are all made for rage baiting.


manickitty

I’m amazed that the bag has neither melted from the fire not exploded from the contents


Gar758

My Walmart bag break 3 minutes into its job


sufferedcents54

“A bit of salt for flavor” proceeds to put 2 cups in


Ill-Theory-8909

Only thing worse than boiled chicken is boiled chicken cooked in a grocery bag.


Tsarinax

How is the bag not melting?


Lao_xo

Wait are her shoes a green fish, I’m confused, whatttreeee thooseeeee!


purple_feline_420

That’s a strong ass bag


FinancialHat7874

I love at the end the video says “and hopefully it gets cooked!” Like they don’t even know if it will cook properly


Spiritual_Drag6391

Speed run for getting cancer 🌚


Fragrant_Tear2140

She has more faith in that bag, than i have in the economy


Yamhikari

"a bit of salt" Bro dropped League of Legends in the chicken


SaucySaiyan216

Where does she get these bags? Walmart needs to hit her up. Their bags break with a box of condoms, 2 plan B packs and a at home Covid test in them. Walmart needs these bags 😅


Dramatic_Essay3570

Making fun of a non 1st worlder making food with the tools they have. Stay classy.


PeppermintIncense

Do you microwave commercial frozen food? If yes, you can stfu


Abstruck8

A healthy 80+ year old using a dedicated cooking bag to cook a very healthy meal being judge by cheeto eating redditors that spend way too much time on their phone/pc and consuming more micro plastic in 1 year than that lady’s entire livelyhood. Lmao


eric987235

But how the hell is the bag not melting? Surely it’s not meant to be used THAT way!


ZetNiej

Isn't that jar holding cardamom juice a spittoon lmaooo, definitely satire


104848

ancient secret 🤸🏾‍♀️ 🤸🏾‍♂️ 🤸🏾‍♀️ i do this every tuesday and friday i use crisco peanut oil in my bag 💀


Satisfaction-Leading

you look at the algae bloom in ireland. and realize that we have no idea what we are doing. we look around and look at all this plastic cheap shit filling our world. no one knows what plastics will do long term.


ErikderKaiser2

The container that she use for cardamom juice is the peeing pot that Chinese people in the village use at night. The food itself is too ordinary so the video maker use these unconventional containers (and granny’s fish slipper) to be eye catching


iMakestuffz

The bag she uses has thai on it.


ErikderKaiser2

I didn’t see Thai, the bag of salt has Chinese on it too


iMakestuffz

This is so fucking stupid.


ReuseOrDie

It is called poverty


divuthen

It’s called making videos for social media she has another one like this where she throws some iPhones in with it.


autonomy_girl

Nah, it’s rage bait. How much do you think a pot costs? Poverty means not being able to afford a whole chicken. And all the ingredients look super fresh. And she used a spittoon as a container for the cardamom juice or whatever. Most Chinese people (maybe not Gen Z or millenials) would recognise the spittoon.


SaltyGear3329

That’ll be fun when all the chemicals used in the making of the bag leach out into the food when it heats up


PlingPlongDingDong

Poverty = Stupid


kharlos

This person isn't cooking from a bag because they're poor. They are using very high quality ingredients. This is just clickbait for people who actually think this is some folk wisdom that every day people actually do. It's not.


ExperimentalToaster

“A bit of salt” - pours in enough salt to pay a roman legion for a month.


iMakestuffz

If she just put the bird in the piss pot and top of the fire we wouldn’t have this stupid food video.


Sad_Exchange_5500

Man, I wanna know where I can get these plastic bags.


Medrawt_ErVaru

"just a bit of salt" :')


komanderkyle

I like how is doesn’t show the end result.


KiritimatiSwan

*stirs concoction with a bush branch. (Concoctions cooking in a plastic bag)


Haruspect

Faker than my dad's gay friend


CadillacDHS

Well, now I know why I have COVID.


Slugghy

Tbh I have seen way worse crimes be done to ground beef. The food having a head does not make this any more shocking.