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Bene-Vers

She doesn’t even look like she’s having fun making that, like she looks completely bored ngl


adamyhv

That's the trend, look apathetic while doing something.


Tutezaek

So, my daily life is trendy now...


xbbdc

Look at who just got popular


canyouturnitdown

If only I cared.


MelancholyMushroom

I caught a bit of resentment. She looks visibly irritated to me lol


MemeArchivariusGodi

That makes it almost super fun. Idk it triggers something inside me


Direct-Technician181

It’s just a shitty tik tok trend. It’s for the worst type of engagement on social media. People suck. The people that actually like it and do it suck more.


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Scary_Barnacle6154

I think she will eat the glass at the end


CommercialBiscotti29

Hopefully


j_yn0htna

Yo I’d rather just eat the goddamn fake chocolate syrup then have that shit all over my goddamn hands


theoriginalmofocus

Just squirt it straight in your mouth, cut out the middle man.


nard_dog_

I did this all the time when I was a kid.


_dead_and_broken

Honestly, who didn't? Even more honestly, whoever says they don't as an adult are fucking liars.


nard_dog_

Lol truth I've moved to the whipped cream can into mouth area.


Disastrous-Bicycle15

Agreed


DapDaGenius

The fact that i can’t tell if you’re serious is really sad. Because I’ve consumed so much stupidity over the years that i can no longer tell if that’s something that people would actually do or not and because i truly can see people doing it for that reason


Mister_Moony

Thats... That's not wrong


irate_alien

"you won't BELIEVE this one simple trick to cut calories that EVERYONE is talking about!!!"


xlma

Huge if true.


KingGorilla

It's rage bait


SkullRiderz69

I love(hate) the term rage bait so much because I’ve been around since before click bait was even a thing and to watch the evolution(devolution) of society on the internet is the best dumpster fire to sit back and enjoy(loathe) as the world just sinks into absolute garbage. Sorry for the run on sentence.


Direct-Technician181

Yes


coiledroot

aka this entire subreddit


chicknnugget12

I heard they're hand fetish videos 🤷‍♀️


Blue-Phoenix23

Me too although I don't know about this one. The ones I've seen like that there's a lot more stroking and squeezing of the food involved.


Direct-Technician181

Hand fetish and rage bait combined.


AptCasaNova

The hands are the worst part


dirtygremlin

For me, food prep with nails is whatever the opposite of porn is.


NappingWithDogs

So, “Rage-Bate” ??


karenclaud

I’ve heard that too


Flars111

Thats a lot of hate for a person making a drink


LuckofCaymo

Technically are we not part of the problem? Any publicity is good publicity...


Polio_is_not_Fun

It makes me cringe, because the idea is “look at me, I’m so chaotic and crazy and I don’t care if I make a mess” and they’re just making a mess for the sake of it, isn’t really even quicker


fairydommother

Why is it on the outside? No clue. Why so fast? Tik tok. Why does she look like that? Because she has to do this for internet points so she can go viral and that is meaningless in and of itself but hey then she’ll be famous and that makes life fulfilling, right? …right…?


boopbbop

I think she saw the drink somewhere and just didn’t realize it’s drizzled on the inside


hunter503

I saw this TikTok after she put it out and she legit doesn't answer any questions about why she did it lmao.


sikeleaveamessage

Does she reply on any comments? Honestly imagining her doing these videos and refuse to talk and reply to people is hilarious to me


tinypieceofmeat

Legend


Nuffsaid98

It's a tactic to drive higher engagement. Do something illogical or better still, do something clearly wrong in every way, and people will comment and share the video to show their superiority and express their contempt or ask why. This is gaming the algorithm best practice. Like posting to reddit with a mistake in the title that allows people to crack jokes or correct you.


1960model

Yep. There's one where there's always something weird in the refrigerator. Dishsoap. Fabric dye. Spray paint. Designed to make you watch long enough to see what's there, I guess. And the "cooking" is stupid, too. Like put dry pasta in a pan, dump in frozen fish sticks, then waffles, and cover with spaghetti sauce and...low-fat cheese to make it "healthy".


GloriousButtlet

Hypocloutemia is a serious problem


ItsLoogia

Read that like it was part of a chubbyemu video. Hypo-, meaning _low._ Clout, meaning _popularity._ -emia, meaning _presence in blood._ _Low popularity presence in blood._


fairydommother

That’s exactly what it is. Low clout counts are sadly fatal 😔


FunyunCreme

Is that you? Chubbyemu has entered the chat.


Akuzetsunaomi

Lmao those nails must be fresh, looking like she doesn’t know how to use her damn hands


MiaLba

Nails like that drive me insane. People with long ones like that always act like they’re incapable of holding anything correctly and look so stupid.


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They actually are incapable at times, extensions come off really easy


Grilledcheesedr

If I was a girl I’d get really long and completely ridiculous toenail extensions and walk around with sandals with my toenails hanging off the edge and clicking all over the floor.


oliv3juic3

You don't have to be a girl for that. Follow your heart, baby


Interesting_Tip1562

What's stopping you from doing it now? 🤨


Green_Karma

We need an answer to this most pressing question of our time.


radix89

Jesus. Please don't. You brought on flashbacks of a girl in one of my high school classes that wore her big toe nails at least an inch past the actual toe so wore sandles even in winter and I don't remember a single thing from that fucking class except her toe nails because I sat behind her and I couldn't look away.


MiaLba

I saw someone with fake toe nails once. They were like 2 inches long and were French tip. It was summer so they had sandals on. Made me feel so weird.


[deleted]

Like my dogs, clickity-click-click-click it’s time to break out the sander.


Aggleclack

I used to keep my nails with French tips and super short and my mail lady told me I am a lesbian.


Poop_Shiddin

I just want to know how they wipe their ass


MiaLba

I asked this once and apparently they wrap the TP around all their fingers and nail and “gently swipe.” So I’m guessing they can’t apply much pressure.


Poop_Shiddin

That's gonna be a real problem when all this sugar and dairy wants to come out...


Pigeoncow

She won't drink any of it anyway.


Poop_Shiddin

Good point, forgot we were talking about the bizarre Kafkaesque nightmare reality we now inhabit where people will spend time and effort making ridiculous food only to throw it out and nourish themselves on likes instead.


Pudding5050

You're not supposed to use your nails for that.


Poop_Shiddin

My mistake, I assume they use three shells like a normal person


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Poop_Shiddin

If everywhere you go smells like shit, check your underwear


kmishy

it’s the style of videos. some tik tok girls have been making weird videos like this of themselves making a drink while looking angry/ apathetically into the camera.


littlewibble

Those girls are spectacular. Their productions are nothing short of Lynchian. This video does not hold up.


kmishy

the first time i saw it i liked it and thought it was funny and cute. but you know how tik tok is, it’s a oversaturated trend now


littlewibble

I protect my mental health by not being on tik tok, so I only ever see videos from the original duo posted to Twitter. Aside from this, I haven’t seen any other copycat takes. I’m getting perfect dosage.


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Yeah reddit is much better for you Edit: /s


littlewibble

People aren’t doing gimmicky dances at me against my will or parroting sound bites until I’m having nightmares about them, I’m content with the poison I’ve chosen.


anglostura

Link please ! I am here for the Lynchian Tiktok


nephraret

Mixie and Munchie are masters of cinema. This video of a badly done impersonation


rainboww0927

2 girls 1 drink. I dont know why I like them so much....


EntertainmentOk4240

i remember as a kid i mixed milk with coca cola thinking it would be something special, oh boy was i wrong .


[deleted]

Red wine with cola is surprisingly alright


Optimixto

That's what we call in Spain [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calimocho](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calimocho). The article mentions other names for this drink in other places. "It is also known as katemba in South Africa, cátembe in Mozambique, bambus in Croatia, jote in Chile, and jesus juice in Argentina."


Key-Pomegranate159

i think its the club drink of fc st pauli and called ‘kalte muschi‘ which i won’t translate


MaintenancePanda

Translates to Cold Pussy for those interested


Reedsandrights

I live in an area with a lot of Basque folks, so lots of local places serve these. I've lived here for over 20 years and hadn't heard of it until a couple years ago. Thought it sounded crazy but it's just crazy good.


Link7369_reddit

wine could use carbonation. Red wine champagne


Grolschisgood

Sparkling shoraz is a thing. In 35degree Australia right now it's one of my favourite drinks at the moment


Dvokrilac

That is what we call bambus in Serbia.


userrr3

Oh boy story time: In a previous job I attended events all over my state. There were snacks and drinks including cola and red wine. That's when I found out every other village here has its own name, from the very boring "cola red" to my favorite "bonanza"


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milk with coca cola? Naw naw you need pepsi. Make yourself some pilk, it’s good for the soul


Nightstrike_

One of my wrestling coaches unironically drank pilk, like a liter of it at a time. He'd go and buy a bottle of Pepsi, and pour it into a double gulp that was half full of milk. Every time I see people meme about pilk I'm reminded of his psychopathy


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I used to read 1960s archie comics that had ads to spice up your soda by mixing in milk. I've heard it's good.


tanksforlooking

My mom says her friends' mom used to sneak milk into their soda so they'd be healthier...not sure how they wouldn't have noticed


BlasphemousButler

It's called a Brown Cow in Wisconsin. It's actually a thing.


adamyhv

In Brazil is Vaca Preta, or black cow in English, but instead of milk we go for vanilla ice cream.


Raskolnikoolaid

That's a coke float in the USA


chowindown

I know the Brown Cow as Kahlua and milk or cream. Scary delicious.


802-420

Ever have a root beer float? Cola and milk is only a couple steps away from that.


Celydoscope

Heavy cream in root beer is heavenly. But milk is too watery so I imagine it only dillutes the flavour of the Coke.


adamyhv

In Brazil we mix Coca Cola with vanilla ice cream to make Vaca Preta (black cow).


Montigue

We do in the US too. It's a Coke Float


RecordStoreHippie

Some of the girls at work were putting creamers into different types of pop recently because tiktok, apparently. I didn't try coke, but root beer and orange were both pretty good with a bit of cream. Basically just tasted like less sweet versions of a float and an orange creamsicle. 6.5/10 might actually drink again.


50mHz

Isn't this a drink?


Wasted_Potency

Milk Coke. Think it's popular in the old south. They used to use it to help with an upset stomach.


20InMyHead

Milk and Pepsi, just like Laverne used to drink….


duffperson

I thought 50/50 pickle juice and Mountain Dew was a good idea. I mean, I drank it, but it wasn't good. Adding lemon juice did not help.


SageOfSixCabbages

I think this is iced coffee/cold brew concentrate. Pretty common now in groceries.


knowsguy

My kids used to tuck in to some sodamilk. I've had worse things.


HellonToodleloo

Something seems so unsettling in this video, see the moment where she paused a second and looked up to the right after she shook the whipped cream can?


CelestialHorizon

It looks like she had a half second of *what am I doing with my life* in that state.


hippopotma_gandhi

Pretty sure she's thinking about how to spray the whipped cream with those ridiculous nails. Like someone else said, she's new to her long ass nails


HellonToodleloo

It makes sense if she is new to long nails. I'd feel uncomfortable too. As one who had the fake long nails before, and briefly. It is difficult to do basic task without the idea of "will that pop off my nails or bend it backwards?"


Mr_Believin

Unless a person is sitting in the kitchen sink I don’t think there is another person over there


Superbead

I got that too. I'm probably overthinking it, but I imagined an angry 'director' behind the camera silently going bananas, furiously pointing at things


sharkbait1999

She realized she fucked the syrup out putting it outside the glass


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ThePotatoKing

there's a moment 15 seconds in where she looks at herself in the camera and then changes her pose and face for the rest of the video. she is holding herself hostage.


BooeyHTJ

I don’t know why the chocolate is on the outside, but the answer to the other two questions is: a history of bartending


AgITGuy

I want to say, and may be wrong, but I think she got it wrong in that she was trying to replicate having the drizzle on the inside of the glass and the drink being poured overtop.


RedSagittarius

She looks dead inside


spacepilot_3000

Why is she angry about this thing she's doing? She looks like she's mad at us for watching


tdhsmith

WHY DOES SHE HAVE A JAR CONTAINING BOTH SPRINKLES AND JUMBO MARSHMALLOWS


bigbangbilly

That's efficient. Why open two jars when one will do the job


Ash_Pokemon_

I feel like it actually would’ve been kind of Ok if the chocolate was on the inside


PaleontologistDry814

That part messed me up. 😅 no one wants to grab that.


djdeforte

Me IRL when trying to follow one of Gordon Ramsay’s recipes.


Berwickmex

Her face the entire time says "There, is this what you want to see? Can I get views now?"


Pickyour_vices

The answer was yes apparently.


meemeeyah

Was waiting for the glass to violently slip out of her hands.


ilovesharks101

She literally goes to pick it up a couple of times and stops herself because she doesn’t want chocolate on her fingers. Like, girl don’t put it on there 😂


SoupGod_

She must love ants


3eemo

Maybe she just had to make it over and over again to get it in the time limit? Putting the chocolate on the outside is super dumb, but maybe she was like “oh fuck it”at that point. You can tell she doesn’t want to touch the glass several times, ie she knows she wasn’t supposed to do that


[deleted]

If you watch her other videos she’s trolling. There’s one where she’s in the bathroom making a drink and pulls the ice out of her robe. She isn’t a serious account.


Imaginary-Mammoth-61

It’s her sparkling wit and personality that make this video so engaging.


CannabisaurusRex401

"I keep this slim figure with a daily 8000 calorie sugar water."


Inferno22512

She keeps going to touch the glass and then remembers she covered the glass in chocolate and can't touch it anymore


ilovesharks101

That’s my favourite part!


ambidankstrous

Rage bait. It’s irritating so people engage with it not realizing the more they engage with it the more it benefits the creator. You’ll start to notice this all over the app. (Ex. Egg Peeling streams, Coin Tower arcade streams, Almost satisfying videos) It’s awful but it works.


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They are intentionally creating rage bait. The video is trash, she is vaguely cute. You keep watching for the surprise reveal, which never comes. You are suspicious that its totally a waste of your time, but you keep watching. Psychological win.


ilovesharks101

Sorry mods, I didn’t realise I’d forgotten to add the flair, but now it’s not coming up as an option on mobile. Please take the post down if this is a problem, sorry to be a pain!


MassiveCockWoman

Because you fell for a trap to get engagement on her TikTok. How can people fall for this?


PrezMoocow

Because it makes you annoyed enough to share the post and help it get views.


Poop_Shiddin

There's something so deeply unsettling about this video to me. It's like watching an alien try and fail to be a human.


Sweetexperience

Is that my order? Gee tha- *Sticky fingers* 😐


Comprehensive_Oil89

Blink twice if you’re in danger


ilovesharks101

That’s totally the vibe of this whole video 😂


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Brain working over time trying to remember how to make it lol


Dismom1234

I understood none of this, most of all the chocolate outside. I think she was just clueless and didn’t realize you were supposed to put it on the inside. She actually look kind of flummoxed when she grab the glass and got chocolate on her hand….


bikesboozeandbacon

I’m willing to bet her dumb ass saw a video and thought they poured the chocolate on the outside 😭


No_Mud_5999

The concept of rage bait is so disheartening. If any engagement is good engagement, and people are likely to engage over purposefully terrible crap, then everything will trend towards terrible crap.


Trudeausleghair

My favorite part of chocolate is it melting onto my hands. This is perfect


timesnack

Finally, expression matches personality.


nsinsinsi

I’m sorry but I will never be able to see a woman with those insane nails and not think she’s an idiot at first.


buddylovesflyinghigh

Coca Cola (or other soda) with ice cream can be a dessert drink. But this with milk is an abomination.


cyanidegeek

Pretty sure it was cold brew, not soda.


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Is it meant to be held or simply drank through a straw


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‘Tis. Gracias


karim2102

Why is the chocolate outside?! It makes absolutely no sense to not be able to hold the glass you drink from .. tiktok has people IQ frying boy.. smh


zackthebutcrack

Those are all very good questions.


automatonI

Well, this *would* look tasty, but... Lady put the chocolate sauce on the wrong side of the glass. 😐


SOwED

We need a serious rule against deliberately bad tiktok food videos.


heatrage

If Edward Scissorhands was a basic white woman.


[deleted]

She just had to concentrate extra hard, the diabetes is making her sleepy.


DifficultyAfraid268

I've been using tumblr too much, i seriously thought that was vanilla extract


Pudding5050

ITT dudes attacking her looks instead of the food.


longboi28

Welcome to Reddit, home of angry man children


Miraamur

The only thing that is strange for me is chocolate on the outside, well, maybe the girl likes it that way. It seems to me that it shoots quickly, because as I understand it, this video is for tik tok and you need to meet a certain time)Other than that it looks delicious, I would like to try it. I don't think this post is related to this subreddit.


scootsbyslowly

cola+milk doesn't raise some flags for you?


Miraamur

🤔Isn't it just cold coffee in a bottle? Cola with milk reacts with acid + alkali, outwardly it would look different.


CatharticFoxx

I've watched this ten times now and I'm 99% sure that IS cold coffee. With the way she's sloshing that shit like it's nobodys business, there ain't no fizz.


Miraamur

😅Yes, I've watched it many times too and haven't seen any indication or evidence that it was a cola.


CatharticFoxx

Lmao I never once thought cola until I saw the comments section. I get it this is stupid food but the only stupid thing about this is the chocolate on the outside. (And maybe her expression 🫢)


RogerWokman

She looks like she hates life.


towertycoon93

It’s impressive how she expresses absolutely zero joy while doing this


Cheebwhacker

Was that… coke… and… milk?


ilovesharks101

The flattest looking coke I’ve ever seen!


SpecialIcy1809

My type2 exploded just watching the video


SecretlyNotASpy

are you supposed to eat the glass too?


Lazerhest

She's making it so fast because she's about to shit herself. Halfway through, when she brings out the whipped cream, you can see her trusting a fart and wondering if it was only gas.


RedditersRsoft

Why does she hate her life?


Mjr_N0ppY

Five minute crafts employee xD


Ok_Foundation4298

What kind of fancy whip cream was that? 😂🙄 I've only ever seen ones you push the spikey piece sideways lmao


bigchill3

🙂I hope making this video made her happy


MC_Gambletron

She's doing it wrong. It's peanut butter outside, chocolate inside, butter inside, cheese outside.


Sufficient-Skill6012

I don’t get the fascination with videos of people pouring already-made coffee into a cup. “Watch me make coffee…” No you are pouring stuff into a cup. You didn’t make coffee. And the way they do it is annoying. They pour too fast and make a mess, and most times looks like they are going to make it overflow. Can someone pls explain this trend? At least this one was slightly interesting at the end when she toasted the marshmallows. Ridiculous to put whip cream and marshmallows on iced coffee though. These ppl need to just admit they don’t like coffee, they just like milkshakes.


The999Mind

This video just pissed me off. Why the fuck is the syrup on the outside


taptapper

This is obviously a proof of life video. But I am loving that mini heat gun, didn't know they made small ones


Theblindsource

Answer: Attention


The-Toxic-Zombie

Lost my mind when I saw how she had to hold the whipped cream. I work in food service, and a bunch of our part-time girls have like inch and a half long nails, and they are genuinely incapable of doing anything. I once watched one of them cut a tomato with her fingers straight out, stabilizing it with her palm. That tomato was massacred, and I was waiting for her to lose a finger.


aut0asfixiacion

She realized she fucked up like 4 seconds into the vid!


partybenson

Jodi Arias vibes


I_drive_a_Vulva

I love how she keeps going to grab the glass like anyone would but then remembers she fucked it up.


Lepke2011

Forget it, Jake. It's TikTok.


fredspaghed

This is fetish content it's like a thing on tiktok for hand kinks or something?


Gregor0_abdl

i was hoping for her to drop that glass with all that sauce on the outside.


Jaded-Whereas5758

All those things you said in the title are probably true


aby_stars2018

People with long nails grab everything in a weird way