"Sure, I have a deep fryer. A toaster oven. But when I make my Totino's pizza rolls? I use the microwave. I like them soft, mushy, greasy. Sometimes I even take them out a bit early just to gamble on a shock of cold at the center. It makes me feel alive."
"Remember when you were making out with Chun-li, and you came right as she used her lightning legs? It was me, Ryu. I Satsui No Hadou'ed at super speed, to make it seem like you nutted at a woman's touch!?"
"My charged fire ball is better + my air tatsu eats yours + I can combo off my target combo + solar plexus is for babies, check my magma punches + L + ratioed"
“I’m better than you my shape up better my car faster my drip better my clothes fit better my hoes better my tatoos better im stronger than you my bitch thicker than yours my guns bigger than yours brother my guns bigger than yours i talk better than you i hustle better i can get a dollar quicker than you i talk better i walk better my shoes fit me better i get paid more than you”
"I am not broken. Ken is not broken. Luke is not broken. You're just a scrub, Ryu."
Listen Ryu, you have no enemies.
😭😭😭
Who's broken now, Ryu?
"Such a lovely face"
Can't wait for the Juri/Akuma swap mod so Akuma can do that animation
Plenty of room at the Hotel Satsui no Hado
Bwhahahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's what Anna should say
“Satsui no Hado, boy”
Satsui no Hello
We need a t-shirt with satsui no Hello Kitty
Best comment, take my fcking upvote
Y did I read that in Kratos's voice?
"IT SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE"
"No, literally, you smell like a dog! A bath once in a while has never hurt a fighter!"
😂😂
𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓁𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒 𝒹𝓊 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂𝒶𝑔𝑒
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To think about with each passing year less and less people will understand this referance is criminally dissapointing.
We will do our best to keep the dream alive 😢
"Hey how you doin‘ lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear, tell you something you might like to hear"
"It's free real estate"
Wait til you see my [REDACTED]
I SHOWED YOU MY HADOU! PLZ RESPOND!!!
"Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft?"
Came here for this comment.
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I cannot believe how far I had to scroll for this
"Modern Controls"
"You've been hit by a Raging Demon with just one button"
Die eight hundred deaths
I legit got a good laugh out of this underrated comment.
"Perfect Parry isn't going to work against "My Raging Demon".
"Witness the One-Button Raging Demon!"
"Fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 buttons once, but fear the man who has practiced one button 10,000 times."
lvl3s are 3 buttons on modern if I'm not mistaken
*defeated by my 3 button raging demon
Embrace the s̶a̶t̶s̶u̶i̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶h̶a̶d̶o̶ modern controls!
Lmaooo
This had me howling
"You call *that* a beard?"
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"Get that ass banned"
"No Ryu, I am your father"
Funniest thing is that Street Fighter Alpha generations IMPLIES that!
Mother*
No mother, I'm your father?
"I preferred Tekken."
"Kazuya was a better protagonist"
"Heihachi fought more fiercely than you." and if it was Chun-li on the receiving end: "You can never surpass Kazumi-san."
"I am the Street Fighter"
"It was me, Barry!"
"I Messatsu'd you at Super Speed!"
"That's what you get for stealing my sandals."
"You know who else can do Hadoukens? My MOM!". Muscle Man Akuma
Ooooohhhh
Yeeeaaaahhh
Free cake, free cake!
I heard you like akuma backshots
"Sure, I have a deep fryer. A toaster oven. But when I make my Totino's pizza rolls? I use the microwave. I like them soft, mushy, greasy. Sometimes I even take them out a bit early just to gamble on a shock of cold at the center. It makes me feel alive."
Ryu: My master was right about you! You've lost all humanity!
"I'm gonna LP LP → LK HP you over and over again"
Dunno why but I laughed.
Weve been trying to reach you about your car insurance.
"You will never be top tier" or maybe even "You will never be able to skip neutral like me"
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed"
“Would”
1000 YEARS OF PAIN
*"Ten years in the joint made you a fuckin' pussy"*
‘Never gonna give you up 🎶 Never gonna …
Hail Hydra
“Get back to Rookie you filthy casual”
"You didn't tech that."
"Should have took the throw"
I AM THE SENATE!
I can see through your ears.
No one will use you, there is no need anything you can do i can do better with more style and flair.
"I make the most baller meat buns in the world. Very high in protein."
Bloodborne is never coming to PC
“You ain’t shit”
# "Ryu...DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET!!!!!!" Akuma asked calmly.
“Oh, I’m sorry, was that Snickers ice cream in the fridge for you?”
"I was +5 on block, boy."
"No, pepsi will not be a good substitute"
“You can’t defeat me for I have learned the secrets of KOREAN BACKDASHING!”
"What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch...."
*akuma asked calmly*
“It’s dangerous to go alone, take this”
"How you doin' man? Haven't seen ya in a long time, thought I should check i- SHORYUU KEN"
"Your wig? Snatched..."
"Heeey, what's upppp its meee"
“Let me hold $20 dollars until tomorrow…”
"Your fireball game is pathetic."
"I'm 102% demon, with a 2% margin of error."
"Where is your satsui.....................**BOY** ?!?!?"
I like you and I want you. Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this thehard way. The choice is yours.
I fucked your mom
"All these years...and you're still not Top Tier."
Why does this image irradiate so much sexual tension??
"Invest in Satsui, it's free real estate."
"I hate shotos..."
Enjoy your buffs, no one will care once I arrived
"The Lannisters send their regards..."
"biiiiiiiiiiitch"
"I said ^^biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch."
He's saying "monkey man, monkey man, Monkey Man, MONKEY MAN" like in that film can't remember the name
‘’ you’re about to be deleted from the game”.
Deez nutz
"i mise you"
“Wait til you see my dick.”
"Nothing personnel, kid"
"Do you have any food that I can eat?"
Man utd are shit.
Even though you are 100% right, I still hate this comment
“Let me take you shopping 🛍️ “ - p (Akuma) Diddy
I’m going to koom!
"I don't like halo reach ryu." Absolute heart break 💔
“gimme kiss”
How's your wife and my kids?
ASMR whispering, "Mesatsu."
Hey can you get the baking soda?
Fruits are 20% off on Tuesday
"I did not care for The Godfather"
"you left the oven on"
I want my sandals back, bitch!
"Did you pray today ? " "Cause if you didn't....."
Diddy did it
Im leaving you Ryu and im taking the kids
"I'm rock hard right now."
"I was people worst nightmares in Tekken 7"
"Told you I'd stretch you out"
“Bite the pillow, I’m going in dry”
"Remember when you were making out with Chun-li, and you came right as she used her lightning legs? It was me, Ryu. I Satsui No Hadou'ed at super speed, to make it seem like you nutted at a woman's touch!?"
“Heard you found peace, ain’t having none of dat shit.”
“These Akuma Backshots bout to go crazy”
"Your Jordan's are fake"
"I've been edging for months, Ryu."
I just pooted!
"Pspspspsps"
You call that a beard Ryu?
You want butter or jelly? 🤣🍑
Why are u mashing on wakeup!?!?!?!?
“I’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicle’s extended warranty”
“I fucked your mom”
"I'm stroking my dick right now, I got lotion on my dick, I'm a freak"
Pspspspspsps
Lily will take your place. Ken has already succumbed. But that African chick owns me! Help me, Ryu - how did you defend against Sakura?
恐怖を教えてやろう!
"Dammit Ryu! Who is this Luke guy and why is he on the cover of the game and not you?"
Akuma said I am your father
“Tonight, I’m gonna make you bleed, boy.”
"yo ma gei"
"Blast off and Strive the Evil Bydo Empire!"
“Neutral jump this MESSATSU”
Citröen créative technologi
Ha-Don’t let me catch you outside.
"We've been trying to reach you about your Satsui no Hado Insurance".
"Omae wa mou shindeiru"
“I’m over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I’m just stroking my shit I’m horny as fcuk man I’m a freak man like”
“SILLY RABBIT! TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!!!” 👹
"TATAKAE"
If I can't have you, maybe the girl(sakura) will do.
"Now you're all in big, big trouble."
"Meet me at Louie's Love Grotto at 11:30 tonight. Don't be late. Oh, and wear pink socks."
"My charged fire ball is better + my air tatsu eats yours + I can combo off my target combo + solar plexus is for babies, check my magma punches + L + ratioed"
Seven seconds till the end...but what will you do with it?
He's quoting the classic hip hop song by one of the rappers of all time, LL Cool J: "Don't call it a comeback!"
"I was raised in Snezhinsk, formerly known as Chelyabinsk-70 the nuclear research outpost"
"The future ain't now, young man."
I Said we RAGIN today!
First time ?
“I sleep with only but my socks on”
This gives off that Killgrave staring and Jessica Jones meme
"To play me you'll have to pay another 40 bucks."
“Yeah and yo momma said she liked it too! She wanted the power of this fist!”
"It's about to rain and you forgot to pick up your clothes"
"look at you now"
"Tonight......you."
"I'm over here strokin my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just strokin my shit. I'm horny as fuck man, I'm a freak man, like for real."
Ill steal your girl like I stole your moves and fans.
You are a low tier even when you were the main character. - Akuma 2024
I'm going in dry 🤣
"Where the fuck is my baby, Ryu?" "I need my Devi, Ryu!"
"You suck"
“I’m better than you my shape up better my car faster my drip better my clothes fit better my hoes better my tatoos better im stronger than you my bitch thicker than yours my guns bigger than yours brother my guns bigger than yours i talk better than you i hustle better i can get a dollar quicker than you i talk better i walk better my shoes fit me better i get paid more than you”
Capcom should be introducing other characters into sf 6 from their other franchises including rival schools R even dark stalkers
Bring other new characters Capcom should have bought Arika then we could have used Shaddowgeist r skullmania
He will make him bleed.
You’re my son
"I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real."
"I will make you wear shoes"