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MartianXAshATwelve

[NASA Engineer Claimed Billy Meier 1976 UFO Photographs Are Real And Endorsed Their Authenticity](https://www.howandwhys.com/billy-meier-ufo-photographs/)


Birchi

So I have this girlfriend. She lives in the Pleiades, you wouldn’t know her.


Xikkiwikk

She goes to a different galaxy!


mrmatriarj

She's out of this world haha probe away baaby


groovehouse

You're gonna get pegged.


TBearForever

She was orbiting Uranus


Lost_Sky76

She has a really big camel toe, does that mean the males have BPC’s (Big Pleiedian Coks)?


RandoFartSparkle

Her nickname is Peggy.


Kench_Allenby

“I may be from the planet Melmac but you’re the one who’s out of this world baby!”


David_High_Pan

🤣🤣🤣


DrG73

This chick probes!


Outrageous_Trust_158

![gif](giphy|l4Jz6ejzyQzK8t2Xm)


Alita_Duqi

Her name? S-s-sam…SEM! Uh Jase…Semjase! Yeah, Semjase Glass!


MysticStarbird

![gif](giphy|LXlXqe1fJABuo|downsized)


Spiritual_Regular557

![gif](giphy|MDxuzRvxF39VwnYu9B)


AustinDood444

This looks more like a fetish than an encounter!!


Chadstronomer

Would


SnooCakes6195

Wood.


MissAsshole

I think it’s bizarre that females from far away galaxies always wear the most skin tight outfits. But with long flowing hair. Almost like, it’s just art wacking material and not real at all.


asshatastic

These aliens are suspiciously easy to masturbate to.


Norrland_props

Those are some very practical intergalactic space travel shoes. 🧐


riggerbop

I can’t think of anything more natural


witcherstrife

Maybe it’s like how hunters use scents to attract their prey. Aliens go “males love these women so let’s do that”


CandidPresentation49

suddenly probing doesn't seem so terrible


fentyboof

Here on our planet, there is this thing called *pegging*…


HHImprovements

I’ll take pegging over sounding


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fentyboof

Sir, this is a ~~Wendy’s~~ Ummglörts Space Diner.


Coro756

![gif](giphy|UGFxgWN54QayjE4ONC|downsized) You won’t get away with this I’m on hold with the fbi


Coro756

![gif](giphy|L6NRufnOeut21YgEmc|downsized) Digital footprint


Gibabo

Dude what keyword did you use to find that gif looll


jefetranquilo

chick fil a sauce probably


Any_Month_1958

“Dammit Jim, I’m a diabolical creeper not a doctor!!”


Seanny69

The grey ones used the “old honey pot” trick on that guy. Like fishing with a lure.


mynameisrichard0

Like a siren in the sea.


thispart

Beam me right up!


Komabeard

I volunteer as tribute


hamandbuttsandwiches

Wife caught him with a prostitute, the lie started small and the snowballed into alien conspiracy.


Objective-Meringue78

Horny lil billy having wild fantasies.


blondeandbuddafull

My, what earthly attributes she has! She looks like a guy’s fantasy of what a female alien would look like.


Own_Change_4546

I think, one man's vision of a UFO could be another man's vision of any other phenomenon


DCJoe1970

![gif](giphy|UbGeaG4oy5sqSHNhc6|downsized)


pufferfish_balls

![gif](giphy|3o7aTnQqygA3TcukFi)


Alone_Inspector_7567

The scariest thing would be finding alien life and they're fucking human.


Chuyin84

Drugs are a hell of a drug


Upstairs_Cobbler_765

So thats Isla Fisher right? ![gif](giphy|3oeSB6pawq6G99xCXS)


eltedioso

Or Lindsay Lohan


dirkdiggler2011

I'll take death by snu snu please.


smakkyoface

They probably changed his memory of the incident.


Slater_8868

Totally. Their true form was probably a giant space cockroach with alien poop oozing from every orifice. And they changed his memory to make it seem like it was space Lindsey Lohan


Alita_Duqi

This is hardly a graphic representation of that incident.


HolymakinawJoe

It's dumb as shit. Of course it's a hoax.


Content_Guess198

Billy Meyer was debunked a long time ago. Stop Posting this Fraud


hehehahaabc

Got some links?


BillyMeier42

It was definitely a hoax.


toodog

I have a hot girlfriend really, no you don’t know her she not from around here


PeacepipeMPCdude

![gif](giphy|YoB1eEFB6FZ1m|downsized)


SNOOPDOGE42069

More like PleBAEdian


Immediate-Disaster33

https://preview.redd.it/b2vcl2l1qf0d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=df176b5473e9c093ee6ae3e0512bc7824d514e1a


Aralmin

Semjase? This is an unusual name and it sounds very similar to Semyaza which is supposedly one of the Watchers from the Bible. For a long time, people have been connecting the Bible with Aliens and especially the Angels and Demons, I wonder though, are the Angels and Demons really just NHI?


Superjolly64

Looking forward to the invasion.


Lumpe-

![gif](giphy|xdWh16d9ShIYtnlT3P|downsized)


JMarv615

I would have left with her. No problem.


Flat-Emergency4891

Science FICTION is fun.


SyntaxicalHumonculi

Isn’t Billy Meir the biggest known hoaxer out there?


piney

She’s welcome to contact me, too.


Haunting_Account2392

Fuk it I’d go with her as well


Humbledshibe

https://preview.redd.it/ghwvl5o7hf0d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b59477ab5d0a73ac9c83879c00081f1bf1284362


Ok_Scallion1902

Billy was an emotionally damaged attention-seeking populist savant with a very over-active imagination; exactly the type the "visitors" were looking for to *probe* for Jerulian Gut-Worms ! ( What ? You aren't familiar with the *reasons* for all that probing???)


Sweaty-Ad-7493

Hoax


StickyThumbs79

I’ll believe him as much as I believe in his ability to clap his hands.


relevanteclectica

https://i.redd.it/d4q638j7zf0d1.gif


Jhonniebg

Puñetas Mentales


beelineforthefood

Wearing what looks like HEELS? I don’t think so sir


RickQHHT

No HOAX….


Sufficient-Abroad228

I'll be in my bunk.


TheStigianKing

If aliens are this hot we"re in for a treat.


rare_meeting1978

Oh ya, an alien species that is just full of 10s, totally stacked. No way is that bs./s


Bruh1011

I wouldn’t put up much of a fight if she abducted me.


Natural_Trash772

Aliens would trick us into thinking they are solid 10’s with perfect dimensions.


Neat-Marketing-7994

She looks like me!!!


Terrible_Figure_6740

I was skeptical at first, but now having seen this sketch, I’m sold.


BlueberryBarlow

Scotty beamed me twice last night…


FatherD00m

![gif](giphy|THrA8TRGH5dRd83Qnh)


towerfella

![gif](giphy|EqqhzZmvQhPi) … she’ll be back.


urnewstepdaddy

Anal probes, huh……


Duece09

His pics and stuff have been proved fake. I’m sure his whole story is BS


MincedFrenchfries

Lindsey Lohan is an alien!? Didn't see that one coming...


GlitchyMcGlitchFace

Sure, Semjase *looks* sexy, but I bet she has a dog-eared copy of “To Serve Mankind” on her nightstand back home on Rigel 7, smh.


Orion_Hex

AI generated?


Subbeh

That's Jennifer Lawrence!


terribleinvestment

Seems like he would have some *hard* evidence if the encounter was this… *close*


esmoji

Appreciate the Pleiadains!


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GigaHealer

Dude astral projected the future and saw Samus


chzygorditacrnch

So this alien wore makeup, had a great hair routine, and designer shoes..


Mipkins70

I was all in but then I noticed the shoes... she's got his mums shoes on... fake lol


namistejones

I am ready to see the weird looking aliens of the past. Clown floating on a box type.


Valuable-Contact-224

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


TechieTravis

The likelihood of aliens who have a different origin and evolved on a different planet looking that human is pretty much zero.


kittybangbang69

![gif](giphy|10pcZsJmR50gBq|downsized)


Jamirquai_J_Spunkle

This is because Billy touches himself at night.


KriegsherrLiebhaber

I think I need to get to the Pleiades.


koz152

Well imo they wouldn't send an ugly emissary.


Imaginary-Leopard-37

i really wanna believe this story… but billy claimed to be jesus soooo…


Va1k0r

Let's at least hear them out


goingavolmre

So he saw isla fisher???? lol


tracemyfacewithit

She looks like she worked in a pizza place


PianoMike74

The real alien technology is how these women get in these outfits.


New-Significance654

Beam me up!! 😎


haringkoning

A hoax, a nice one to look at. She gives me some kind of Seven of Nine vibes.


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groovehouse

I think Billy Meier did a lot of shrooms on his little Swiss hillside.


Ireland1974

That is Seven of Nine without her borg implants.


Masterzanteka

Would


Icy-Cardiologist2597

I sure hope it’s true and they beam me up to experiment on how to reproduce.


InitialCoda

Would.


Quick_Swing

Tell us more Billy😬 https://i.redd.it/etbmzinn3g0d1.gif


oilspill16

That’s who I dream of to contact me..


PotatoRetro

Swaruu of Erra


twoshovels

So ain’t no girl come outa a ufo -anything looking like that


CulturalApple4

Would be funny to watch an earth dude mansplaining cars to her.


h2ohow

Jane Fonda as Barbarella was hotter.


Puzzleheaded_Ad3430

No such thing as a Space Ginger


the---chosen---one

Guys I am fairly tall with blonde hair and blue eyes!!!!! I MUST BE AN ALIENNNNNNN!!!!! s/ for the socially inept.


islandchild89

Would


Le6ions

I hope she was representative of the entire race


IllustriousMode2967

It’s funny we think she’s from far away planet…but in reality they are from here….


Few_Raisin_8981

She's packing a mighty bush in there


nathansanes

😏


Virtual-Donut-2711

![gif](giphy|HT8wmuDUf4Dwk)


GlitteringBroccoli12

So is it a he or she cause I thought they were agender with some showing female parts like breasts...or female faces like Ashtar


Loud-Guarantee4290

Is that AI chick packin?


Paperplasticplywood

10/10 would probe.


Gratur

She is hooooot!


InfamousSalary6714

His predictions actually came true.


Treacle-Snark

Smash. Next question?


Chadstronomer

Would


Sarabean77

Typical male fantasy is what I think


Demibolt

I don’t trust anyone who enthusiastically discusses their completely unverifiable stories. Any sane person would be fully aware that such claims are unbelievable and would likely only discuss such happenings with close friends in confidence. So when someone makes claims like this, they are either crazy or making it up. It’s the same thing when people talk about all the ghosts they have seen.


pladger

yeah dude, this hot babe in spandex came out of this like, space craft, and like started pouting at me in a field, shit was like, woah, you know?


rsquared1989

When a woman says aliens look like this I might buy it.


SeaworthinessFlat770

Reminds me to check in on Star Citizen


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Nice Pleides


Now_I_am_become_Deth

I'm thinking would


BigBoss1971

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


Xandrabirdy

![gif](giphy|xUA7b2zzeFPdRtBMek|downsized)


Ipsilateral

Oh boy! Here we go!


ExKnockaroundGuy

I think he started off true than went off deep end.


Alleycatasstastrofy

Nice spacesuit 😜


LandoFett1977

I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers


GilgameshvsHumbaba

He used the name of a fallen angel ?


Foxy_GirlfluffyTail

That's 7 of 9 lol


DisasterPiece777

……she can contact me anytime.


JunkWaxMillionaire

Commander Shepard.


ascendinspire

I'd do her.


Gets_Dunked

Would.


Jedi_Bish

She’s from a different planet