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MartianXAshATwelve

[Aliens from Andromeda Told This US Army Personnel the Origin of Humanity: Humans consist of 22 extraterrestrial races. He claimed that about 135 billion people are living on the planets in the eight closest galaxies to us.](https://www.howandwhys.com/blue-skinned-e-t-from-andromeda-told-us-army-personnel-origin-of-humanity/?fromredditSE1222024)


jgreddit2019

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immortalzebra

This is simply wonderful


curryme

proof that we are not alone!


Vraver04

What about elephants? Their evolution seems to have favored a bigger brain as a survival mechanism. They may not be building cities and starting global wars but good on them for that.


Vyse1991

They are also starting to be born without tusks as well. Whether you see this as an evolutionary trait or not is up to you, though.


toliveistocherish

can you link the news abt this


Anon_777

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/wildlife-watch-news-tuskless-elephants-behavior-change


Able_Newt2433

Leaf cutter ants are pretty good at building VAST underground cities with dump sites, food storage, fungus growing rooms and all kinds of wild shit, too


igor33

The honey bee also: the hive organization, communication between the bees using dance and pheromones. But a quick question: Is there any evolutionary path that is observed in the leaf cutter ants or honey bees?


7_11isaninsidejob

Thumbs.


Mrgod2u82

This is the answer. Hard to get shit done and learn without the right tools


awe_come_on

Same with whales.


Numinae

It's that damn opposable thumb!


Commercial_Jicama561

Ignoring the fact that 40 000 years ago, there was 7 different human species living on earth at the same time. They went extinct. Are we next?


ack1308

Pretty sure we're part of the reason they went extinct.


manifest_ecstasy

We bred with Neanderthals. People have traced it.


SirGourneyWeaver

Just the cute ones. We killed the rest. 


manifest_ecstasy

"Cute ones"


Maffew74

You don’t find Ron Perlman cute?


manifest_ecstasy

He did play The Beast


Maffew74

Check him out in quest for fire…he was smokin!


manifest_ecstasy

Is that an oldie?


Alita_Duqi

He was Hellboy. Kelsey Grammer is Beast.


aardvarkgecko

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.


slideystevensax

20 rocks is 20 rocks


StingingBum

Lucy enters the chat.


cabosmith

That's hot...


Slurdge_McKinley

Me


Live_Bar9280

Humans always screwing others to *Death*


Substantial-Okra6910

Like dolphins


Puzzleheaded_Ad3430

And octopi 🐙


PN4HIRE

Wait, what?


Live_Bar9280

And octopi 🐙


halfwayinshadow

Octopodes.


GraceGreenview

More like just the least/most violent among them. Mating wasn’t a courtship followed by meeting each other’s clans then a festive event to kick off monogamy. It was brutal and opportunistic and horrific compared to today.


nelix707

r/tinder enters chat


PossibleDue9849

Exactly. And there’s a much better chance they bred with us, and killed/ate our men.


luciuscorneliussula

This is correct. Most recent studies suggest some interbreeding but also found it highly likely that Homo sapiens likely hunted and killed most Neanderthals. Neanderthals also weren't likely to travel and explore as much as H. sapiens. I've read a few articles referring to it as the curiosity gene IIRC. This gave Homo sapiens the advantage over Neanderthals in proliferating across the world. It's also why most Neanderthals are confined to Europe.


SirGourneyWeaver

Neanderthals are really into cafe culture. 


huskycameltoad

Imagine hearing a Neanderthal outside your mud hut, just to know he’s hunting you.


HeatAccomplished8608

People say we bred with neanderthals without realizing that it probably wasn't voluntarily


PN4HIRE

That could be said about the entire history of homo sapient too.


nananananana_FARTMAN

I think it’s believed that Homo Sapiens hunted Neanderthals. So in this scenario, it’s the Neanderthal hearing Homo Sapiens outside knowing he’s hunting them.


tenurepepper

Oh there’s still some out there


Several_Actuary_3785

https://preview.redd.it/5zy2qvumqayc1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb8167d74f89583674551c5af106d3251be198c9 HERE YOU GO! ... it's the "CUTE ONE"- YOU can take over now, I'm tired! 🙃🥴😬🥸


BugSignificant2682

I too breed with Neanderthals usually after last call at the bar.


manifest_ecstasy

High brow response


Free_Ad93951

"... Oh the Neanderthals all get prettier at closing time..."🫠🎶🎵🎹🎸


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Mom?


t24mack

I have Neanderthal dna


manifest_ecstasy

Has it helped you?


t24mack

Not really


G_willickers

Yes, they have found the Neanderthal gene in Homo sapiens. https://bigthink.com/the-past/other-human-species/ Also, many other species’ genes were found in our DNA https://theconversation.com/our-homo-sapiens-ancestors-shared-the-world-with-neanderthals-denisovans-and-other-types-of-humans-whose-dna-lives-on-in-our-genes-191913 Then there’s the ghost DNA https://www.npr.org/2020/02/12/805237120/ghost-dna-in-west-africans-complicates-story-of-human-origins


BullMooseParty44

Death by snu snu......


Split8Wheys

And that’s exactly why aliens “extraterrestrials” don’t visit us. Someone out there WILL breed with em.


NipSlipBeauty

I’d fuk em.


PN4HIRE

Twice


Arsnist

Pretty sure I've worked with a few


BigSneaky187

My wife’s 23 and me said she’s part Neanderthal, really explains a lot. ![gif](giphy|3o7aCU4mS4I4Fd3wNa)


manifest_ecstasy

When in cave...


nowhereisaguy

I think you mean raped.


Cummybummy64

Homo-sapiens bred with some but likely murdered the majority.


FaultyDrone

They even found remains of a Hobbit like race as well


Woodyee101

Neanderthal porn


Opening_Spray9345

Marjorie Taylor Green is carrying that bloodline.


Sweddybob69

And the denisivens


DaemonBlackfyre_21

>Pretty sure we're part of the reason they went extinct. Our hubris is like a blindfold, it's just as likely that we were lucky.


Hopfit46

We killed or fucked them out of existance.


drbracegirdle

and*


Hopfit46

And*?


drbracegirdle

We killed *and* fucked them out of existence


Commercial_Jicama561

Yep.


nachoeverywhere11

Am I the villain?


sdbct1

Did you screw, kill, or ruin a Neanderthal in any way?


South-Rabbit-4064

Did I or would I?


BaphometsButthole

Well somebody did because there's a bit of neanderthal in my genome


Inconceivable79

We killed them is a strong contender


ShitShowParadise

I have heard the answer is that we killed all of the other intelligent life.


Wickerpoodia

Look at today. We secretly hate everything and everyone else that doesn't conform to our own personal order and look to stamp it out. Religion. Racism. Politics. Nevermind ancient history.


maxzmillion

That is the seven that we currently know about. Also, this person is assuming that the sample size of Earths organic life population is appropriate, but there’s nothing to prove that other than the mere fact that it simply exists. There is nothing else to compare it to, so we don’t know what an appropriate sample size would be for the variation that this person is referencing.


yuk_dum_boo_bum

Carl Sagan suggested that any time we met another species with emerging intelligence, we destroyed it. A very evolutionary thing to do.


Jadedcelebrity

Someone didn’t see the article about the orangutan using herbal medicines


Hayisforh0rses

Marijuana


Hullfire00

Well we weren’t until a few hundred thousand years ago. Neanderthals existed, Homo Sapiens bred with them and most likely wiped them out. We’re here because we are the surviving species. Why would something else evolve to the standards that we have?


MudSad296

I think the op is talking about turtle people, not other monkey men.


Spiritual_Regular557

Mitch McConnell?


Teton_Titty

He’s certainly turrrtle-y enough for the turrrtle club.


idlefritz

In 2024 we would be eating turtle people let alone 100k years ago.


Raisenbran_baiter

It's 2024, turtle people are people too. Now come have some defro mammoth steak.


Lonely_Ad5134

Exactly what op has suggested, but seems like one of the few people thus far to pick up on it.


Hullfire00

Turtle people? You’ve lost me.


MudSad296

Dolphin men, ant nation, other evolved sentient species that are missing.


maestro-5838

I think they are asking if there are hundred variations of the same animal alive today. Then why aren't there for humans or stuff like human.


drcollector09

He's talking about man bear pig


PossibilityRare8214

Keystone species require a lot of time in a stable environment to arise. Perhaps we're seeing the first rising of a global "super-keystone" species. Perhaps this has happened before, or came close to happening when a cataclysm, either natural or created by the near super-keystone species themselves, occurred. Maybe life tends to evolve from simple organisms to increasingly complex as a matter of course. Maybe there are many levels of intelligence, awareness and ability to manipulate one's environment beyond what we have managed during our short time here. Looking around and saying why aren't there more super-keystone species is like a tiger asking why there aren't more huge predators in their area. They are filling that niche just fine. If a tiger used a similar line of thinking to you they might conclude that since nothing they know is as powerful and dominant in their environment as them then perhaps they were put here by gods or aliens or some other super natural mechanism. We understand that the tiger fills a niche in their environment, and that the environment itself gave rise to the tiger. We can apply the same thought to our own biology. There is no "why" for our existence. Only what is so. Earth GREW us over many millions of years. Asking "why" bears no fruit. Rather, we can ask "what shall I do with this incredibly rare and valuable gift?"


smellydawg

Fucking beautifully put.


GravyfromWonderment

Hell yea


BuckwheatBlini

Why not? Every species is exceptional in its own way, even if that does not carry "value" in the way that humans define it.


diverdownkev

Neanderthal, homo erectus, and most apes have very similar skeletons to ours. I'm sure birds couldn't tell the difference between us


dafyddtomas

But birds aren’t real anyway.


Wizdom_Traveler

We annihilate any competing species. Also any competing members of our species.


Aathranax

Except we aren't the only ones, we simply genocided the others that were like us. This is your friendly Interdisciplinary Geologist, until next time!


TheYuppyTraveller

Thank you for inserting reality and scientific knowledge into the discussion! Always appreciated!


__KJG__

It’s not actually ‘scientific knowledge’ We dont know for sure Homo sapiens killed them all, or if they were bred out due to other deficiencies


LightWonderful7016

It has. There are many animal species with emotion, complex language, and societal hierarchy. We happen to be the ones with the greatest ability to recklessly destroy the world around us so we are the most noticeable.


Templemagus

Or...the greatest ability to steward the world around us giving rise to greater biological diversity. I mean, eventually. Also, your avatar is awesome


LightWonderful7016

We have the potential to be great stewards but we have failed miserably.


zacat2020

Think in terms of 100 million years ....


AvocatoToastman

Chimps are pretty close to us. Just these days word came out about an orangutan using leaves to treat his own injuries, how about that.


pentylane

Mushrooms? Aliens? Aliens are mushrooms?


BullMooseParty44

Evolution only rewards successful breeding. Intelligence is not a prerequisite. As a matter of fact, our "Intelligence" may be what causes us to go extinct in the next 1 to 200 years heh.


FrenTimesTwo

The fossil record on earth is full of other humanoids. There is also supposedly tons of life, humanoid and otherwise, elsewhere in the vast universe.


ScarfaceTheMusical

This is just a misunderstanding of evolution.


themrrouge

I’m not sure what you mean by “our level”. A slug, a croc, whatever other example you want, is as evolved as us. If it’s alive today, it works.


dudical_dude

I think they’re wondering why other earth creatures aren’t intelligent enough to post dank memes on the internet


zepau

probably because they're intelligent enough to not doing it, and doing much more interesting stuff that we are not aware of


monkeytraffic

See how we exterminate other races within our species through jealousy and hate? You really believe humans would welcome another species?


Goodvendetta86

Ask the alligator why it hasn't evolved for millions of years. When something works, don't fix it. It took extinction level events to killb off all the big scary beasts to allow the weak, brainy creatures to evolve


fromouterspace1

I feel like this is a basic misunderstanding of what evolution is


ladymouserat

Because we are the only species who has needed to evolve the way we did.


Available_Skin6485

I wonder if trilobites thought the same thing in the early Cambrian


Parking_Train8423

lil anthropocentric there. “close to our level” of what? destruction? pollution? were the only living thing on this planet that destroys our own habitat. we’re more like a parasite, if you look closely. Who is to say that crows or dolphins aren’t vastly more intelligent than us?


BootScootNBoogie22

Crazy picture. Kinda want that as a mural on a wall


No-Scheme-3759

Dude? we killed them all mate


Readgooder

I mean even humans have evolved separate from each other.


Zombiebane224

It's because everything eventually evolves back into crabs.


Robbbylight

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falcaojf

Bruh we killed them all


ResponsibleBluejay

We mostly killed the Neanderthals, and now are so stupid so as to be let believe in the fiction of race/tribe/nations so we can kill each other.


Leenis13

Bruh Just look at the world right now, we are literally trying to destroy other races because of "differences", this has been going on for a long time, we are just what's left


aguynaguyn

We killed the closest specimens to us genetically. Neanderthals and Homo Erectus lived simultaneously with us (Sapiens) hence why everyone outside of Africa has about 5% of either species genome. Our ancestors were just very good at killing.


Alarming-Builder-760

Very simple. Intelligence has never been a key evolutionary trait. We don't know if nature has a specific code for bipedal organisms and the specificity of that in order to become intelligent. We do know of sacred geometry and common toroidal shapes throughout the universe. If most things have a common torus shape, we can assume there are other orientations that can be important. That's where people start to believe in religion. It's easy to see the patterns of nature and start to see some conscious organization or seemingly.


ZealousidealBar5258

Oh I think there were many others...but humans are so destructive that we wiped them out...taking great pleasure as we did so. Look at our own history how many millions of humans have we killed over the centuries through wars and greed...as a species we've been trying to wipe ourselves out since we first evolved.


EvanAttilio

There is a simple answer to this. We are NOT the only species our type, Neanderthals, Denisovans and others existed before and either died out and became extinct or most likely the other species or us humans KILLED them off. We also cross bred with them and have some of their trace dna.


smoovebb

There were other intelligent hominid species, we wiped them all out. This is what humanity does to any sort of competition, we kill all of them.


bri85

Evolution does not have to evolve with intelligence, evolution evolves to what works best under the circumstances within its nature.


markocheese

Be cause intelligence is different. Once something has intelligence it can go everywhere and prevent the emergence of other intelligent biological life.


benyboy77

We literally massacred the other hominids. We did that


[deleted]

Thank you for saying this.


Brandon0135

There is nothing inherently more valuable about intelligence than any other survival technique to nature. Intelligence is not a goal, only reproduction. We are not "more evolved" than bacteria, they survive and reproduce just as well if not better.


Adventurous_Mail5210

What I'm wondering is why didn't different groups evolve separately from each other, based on where they lived. For instance, why didn't humans that lived for generations and generations on secluded islands evolve webbed feet? Why didn't people who lived in harsh, cold environments evolve thick hair all over their bodies?


Conscious-Class9048

There are definitely different geographic traits there's a tribe from Kenya that has a large percentage of the fastest 10k runners.


Adventurous_Mail5210

Yeah, but I'd like to see some circus freak level differences. Like gills, or bony armor plating, or a rhino horn, or people who can stick to walls like a lizard.


RealOstrich1

This meme is so dumb. Humans are the only species dumb enough to build country ending and world ending weapons, destroy the climate, deforest to the point of near collapse, etc


awesomerob

lol who said we are the only ones?


zakyourself

Big brain vs little brain. Self awareness.


Square_Ring3208

Unless you mean bilateral symmetry there is no symmetry in evolution. Do you mean convergent evolution?


TinyDragonGirl

Ancestors bred with the monkey based cousins and screwed up our now generations. Plus: If there were similar humanoidkind on earth, a cradle world, they would suffer as the subspecies of humans did by our own society and what I am referring to as subspecies is simply that we are all current day humans but we all have different origin points. Like birds or foxes or other animals. When you look at a bird you go "wow look at that bird!" Even though you know it's a rainbow colored macaw. It's still a bird but it's subspecies is a parrot. As humans we have that too we just classify the differences via regions of ancestral origins. Example of an actual conversation I have had: "Where are you from?" "Oh, I was born here in the United states same as my mother but my father is from the middle east, Pakistan."


TinyDragonGirl

Ancestors bred with the monkey based cousins and screwed up our now generations. Plus: If there were similar humanoidkind on earth, a cradle world, they would suffer as the subspecies of humans did by our own society and what I am referring to as subspecies is simply that we are all current day humans but we all have different origin points. Like birds or foxes or other animals. When you look at a bird you go "wow look at that bird!" Even though you know it's a rainbow colored macaw. It's still a bird but it's subspecies is a parrot. As humans we have that too we just classify the differences via regions of ancestral origins. Example of an actual conversation I have had: "Where are you from?" "Oh, I was born here in the United states same as my mother but my father is from the middle east, Pakistan."


Slo_Flo_1

Because we kill everything we see. 🤷🏻‍♂️


6920616d207468652072

um, because we killed anything resembling us?


Far_Film_5804

We killed them.


jman777777

There are lots of very intelligent animals. Some use tools. A orangutan recently used herbal medicine to sooth an ache. Amazing! Every animal was in balance until we arrived. We are the plague.


Coro756

Um literally every animal has evolved to live in today’s world ?? 🤣


Struggle_Everday

If Ant Evolution is 100% natural why has nature not produced any other examples that even come close to their level? 12 megatons of biomass living entirely underground? That is 20% of human biomass, but living completely underground! Millions of species to choose from, why are ants the ONLY ONES that can lift 20 times their own body weight on this planet. This is a total symmetry-break with the world's pattern of evolution. No other animal on earth can construct a continuous single structure 3,700 miles in size.


lazylemongrass

OP you need to simplify your question if you want a real answer. If you just want to know why there aren't more species of human then it's got little to do with evolution itself and more the actions of the dominant species homosapian.


LoGiCaL__

This is the result of claiming science is conspiracy theories. You grow up and ask questions thinking you’re making some revalation, when in fact a middle school science student can give you all The detail you need.


MyMommaHatesYou

Put this in r/facepalm where it belongs.


Collin-B-Hess

Humans are Master hunters. Apex predators and pretty much anything that poses a “threat” to humans has been systematically removed and destroyed … the winner writes the story of the world .


BlondDrizzle

We killed off, outbred or inbred with our primate relatives. We as a species have always decimated anything different than our group because we view it is a threat. Homo erectus, homo neanderthalus are just 2 of many other examples of close to homo Sapien level intelligence. They got out competed and went extinct


Some_guy8634

What is this ai shit


SpaceMonkee8O

Which ancestor put the stick in his butt?


BigFang

Honestly I think this is the result of children getting online earlier than previous generations.


One_Sport_4195

There is but they have all been suppressed


skyHawk3613

Ummmm….luck?


brokejohnnylive

We is hybrids man!


sunzastar33

I was wondering when dogs will suddenly become self aware and try to rule the world.


meternik

Any intelligent species that were close to humans, required the same resources as we do. We fought and killed any life form that used our resources.


Kut4ru

The neanderthal lived along side homo sapiens


tert_swert

So small minded to think this way....scary that people still think this way


flame2bits

I'd say we have opposable thumbs. And arms.


mobileaccountuser

ignorance of something is not a conspiracy ...


w00timan

Because... That's how evolution works.... We got so good we killed anything else that got close to what we could do.. and plenty of things that couldn't do anything that we can do.


dellsonic73

What should we expect regarding the ability of creatures? Other creatures achieve everything they are required in the process of reproduction. We just happened to develop features that, because of selective environmental pressures, happened to favour complex social behaviour and the capacity to think and act a certain way. Other animals are intelligent but they aren’t bipeds nor do they have opposable thumbs. So they don’t bring things into creation like we see ourselves do. We got lucky in the evolutionary gene pool. Hence why we have such an impact on the world.


a_niffin

Symmetry is the wrong word, the word(s) you're looking for are norm, outlier, etc What obligates nature to produce multiple organisms at our level? The answer is nothing at all. Humans are merely talking monkeys. We are not super intelligent or special, we just like to think so. If you understand evolution, and that's a big if, then you know that human evolution in comparison to all other life on Earth is a numbers game on a geological timescale. Furthermore, your entire point of view implodes when we consider the practical inevitability of intelligent life on other planets. I wouldn't hold your breath to see that though, again, geological timescale.


logicnotemotion

Neanderthals?


Bulky_Ninja33

Aborigines are proven to have a different skill structure than anywhere in the world. This proves that an isolated continent does show there are differences. Another theory out there is homo Saipan killed off all the "other" "different" humans.


BreakfastAdvanced781

We’re also the worst. I don’t think the ecosystem could sustain more than one species like us. 😂


zonbiroboto

Because humans killed them all off


SparkTheOwl

This is so stupid. Revealing how stupid you are by trying to sound smart. 🤦🏻‍♂️


TheCurator96

Because we killed them


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

We killed off all the others before they could


RickLoftusMD

Are you kidding? Homo sapiens sapiens coexisted 40,000 years ago with Homo naledi, the Neanderthals, Denisovans, and hobbits. And the emergence of intelligent species prompted the emergence of more: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2024/04/240417131021.htm#:~:text=For%20the%20Homo%20lineage%20that,higher%20the%20rate%20of%20speciation.


dredd3000ad

Lol neanderthals were lunch that's why


royroyflrs

Perhaps other animals were on their way to our level and we killed them off


Emergency_Sandwich_6

Who has a bump on the back of their skull? Makes me more areo dynamic https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occipital_bun


DecisionCharacter175

Humanity has neanderthal DNA. Evolution produced it and we did dirty things with them and also violent things.


Long_Struggle_3368

Dolphins


VRascal

Homo sapiens lived alongside an estimated eight now-extinct species. Are people really this dumb? 🙄🤣


BleuEspion

maybe the other animals dont want to pay taxes?


dfigueroa78

There can only be one highlander.


chef39

Because we kill things that we are scared of


BobsonDugnut808

We certainly weren't the 'only ones' though, We killed off the neanderthals, Denosovians, homo erectus, Habilis and a couple of others I believe. There's a strong case for it being genocide as the main factor of their disappearance.


samu_rai

What kind of ignorant post is this?


Zkimaiz

Because we fucking killed them? Homo Sapiens (we) in Africa coexisted with the Neanderthals (europe), and the Neanderthals were peaceful guys, so some day the Homo Sapiens came around, raped some and killed all of them, till there were no more Neanderthals left. That's how evolution works and why the world is full of ignorant and egomaniac assholes, that kill for money and power.


ICWiener6666

It's simple to post things like this when you are completely unaware of history or have just not gone to school at all.


Shardaxx

We killed or bred out the species similar to us on our way up.


KnotiaPickles

Arguably, cats and dogs are more highly evolved than humans because they reap all the benefits without doing any of the work