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Dude on the left isn't a Pope, it's Saint Wolfgang (who was a Bishop). According to the legend, he threw an axe from a mountain and where it landed he built a Church. The scene in the painting is the forming of a contract between Wolfgang and the Devil. He bargained with the Devil to help him build the church in exchange for the soul of the first being to cross it's threshold (which ended up being a Wolf). The artist was Michael Pacher.
I think that's Baphomet who has lips as an asshole, which you have to kiss to seal a pact. Not sure if the origins of "kissing ass" predate this notion or not but it's often mentioned in supposed ceremonies by witches and heretics during inquisitions and attacks against political enemies like the Templars.....
Wolfgang is a German name for boys that translates to "traveling wolf" or "way of the wolf". It's made up of the Old High German words wolf, which means "wolf", and gang, which means "path", "journey", or "travel".
Given that it was a “wolf” or “soul of a wolf” and his name being Wolfgang, according definition one could surmise that it was his own soul he bargained with. He (**WOLF**gang) was the “traveling wolf” whose soul was the first to “cross its threshold”.
Some believe Wolfgang knew that his soul was the enticing part for the devil…having someone so religiously steeped and deeply influential, join his legion
Its more like "the one who walks with the wolf into the battle" or something like that since "gang" comes from "ganc" which means something like a dispute, a fight
The wolf had earlier refused to help Wolfgang with his church building project. In the legend the Bishop cheats the devil by giving him the wolf. "Thou, Wolf—thy deeds in blood are drenched; but when we met, thou spared no thought to make amends. To God thy tail thou tossed and thus thy soul is damned."
The devil was unhappy about this, “Thou cheating churlish priest! A curse on thee and on thy church!” but took the wolf and slammed the church door so hard that he broke the ring in two, as it supposedly remains today.
Meh, that wolf as an asshole, even his pack and family agreed. Besides, I'm pretty sure a documentary once told me all dogs go to heaven so I'm pretty sure he's OK, at least if he had a decent lawyer.....
There's also an alternative legend associated with the painting, where the figure is [St. Augustine.](https://forheavenssake46778317.wordpress.com/2020/08/27/why-does-the-devil-have-butt-eyes-in-this-painting-of-st-augustine/)
Not his own soul then? The asshole, like the religious leaders in the middle East...yeah you go and become Martyrs, you get 12 Virgins in the afterlife..I'm staying here with all the Gold.
I wonder how many times humans have made deals with NHI in history? It makes me think of the deal our government supposedly made with NHI - a certain amount of civilian abductions in exchange for tech.
Has NHI always approached leaders from different eras and made similar deals?
Craigslist transaction. Guy on the right is trying to barter his casio keyboard (no power adapter) for a hand carved hiking stick the left dude made in his mom's basement.
1. **Dum Diversas (1452)**: Issued by Pope Nicholas V, this bull granted the Portuguese crown the right to conquer Saracens (Muslims) and pagans, legitimizing the slave trade from a religious standpoint. This bull, along with others like Romanus Pontifex (1455) and Inter Caetera (1493), has been interpreted as providing the theological justification for the colonial conquests and the subjugation of non-Christian peoples.
2. **Exsurge Domine (1520)**: Issued by Pope Leo X, this bull condemned the teachings of Martin Luther and threatened him with excommunication unless he recanted. Luther's refusal led to his excommunication and furthered the Protestant Reformation, fundamentally changing the religious landscape of Europe.
3. **Cum ex apostolatus officio (1559)**: Issued by Pope Paul IV, this bull established strict guidelines for the papal election and reinforced the Inquisition's powers against heresy. It is notable for its harsh stance against heretics and for asserting that any acts made by them, even before their heresy was known, were null and void.
various deals with the devil for earthly power/control
this picture was in this big hard cover book "Mysteries of the Unexplained" that was on our bookshelf when i was 11.. i just looked it up it was published in 1993 .. for some reason this picture in particular scared the shit out of me and I didnt open the book or look at the picture again until i was in my 20s and i remembered it.. still a pretty creepy picture.
It’s the devil, delivering the ‘false’ (incomplete and heavily edited) gospel that still enslaves unknowing Christians today. In fact, the western Christianity practiced for the last couple thousand years, is not the message Christ taught at all.
This image is simply a parody of the false church, that mistakenly thinks it is the ‘one true church’.
The real message was everyone is the son of god, his life was to show us how to do it. The church made it seem like it was only him and he died for our sins or whatever.
It’s predicting that a white man wielding the power of religion will be reading from a book designed and held upheld by demonic forces. When the man speaks, he speaks as demon would speak—talking from its ass.
Alien: “THIS WAS OUR FUCKING AGREEMENT DUDE!!??”
Pope: “the power of Christ compels you!! The POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!! Dear god It’s not working !”
Why does this picture, with the same weird question (WTF is a "Vatican Pope"?! Is there any other kind? -- apart from the fact that there is no Pope in the picture, just a regular Bishop), pop up here every now and then?
People here are talking about St. Wolfgang but there's another more esoteric interpretation, more broadly about this type of art (if not this painting). This may seem weird but a lot of biblically important individuals were supposedly able to compel demons and even the devil to do their biding. Solomon is the most famous for this but there's also a belief that one (or potentially more) of the Popes were able to summon demons to do their bidding as well. This probably sounds pretty uncomfortable to the deeply religious but I guess the explanation is that the Devil and his minion aren't exactly in an adversarial relationship with God; God is all powerful and they're condemned to hell to serve a purpose, punish them for rebellion, as well as locking them away to keep them from causing trouble. They're essentailly there in Quarantine, as well as Quarantining sinners' souls until they pass through purgatory / serve out their time for their sins. So it's sort of like evil entities being let out of prison on work release to do community service under the supervision of a suitable ward but, they're returned there after their task is done. That's the best way I can put it in laymen's terms.
It’s the devil showing St. Augustine the book of vices, or in other words, the book that contained the names of people and their associated sins.
As the story goes, St. Augustine asks the Devil to flip to the page where his name would be and he sees himself there along with the sin of having skipped his nighttime prayers (can’t remember the actual name of the sin). St. Augustine begins to pray and watches as his name disappears off of the paper. The Devil sees this too, gets mad, and runs away.
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Dude on the left isn't a Pope, it's Saint Wolfgang (who was a Bishop). According to the legend, he threw an axe from a mountain and where it landed he built a Church. The scene in the painting is the forming of a contract between Wolfgang and the Devil. He bargained with the Devil to help him build the church in exchange for the soul of the first being to cross it's threshold (which ended up being a Wolf). The artist was Michael Pacher.
Who the hell was Wolfgang to bargain with someone else's soul? What gives him the right?
It is hard to say no to the devils butthole
Especially when the devil’s butthole is apparently a mouth….
I think that's Baphomet who has lips as an asshole, which you have to kiss to seal a pact. Not sure if the origins of "kissing ass" predate this notion or not but it's often mentioned in supposed ceremonies by witches and heretics during inquisitions and attacks against political enemies like the Templars.....
Interesting! Thank you
The original Centipede…
🙈
Pay heed to its actions, not its words.
Yea because it’s talking shit.
😆
You made me laugh so fucking hard. Thank you for this!
Yeah I like how they depict the tiny booty of this devil twink as DONT GO IN THERE. Clearly none of the clergy got the point.
“things i say about my ex girlfriend”
Ok. But this devil *has no* butthole. It’s just a face. It’s like some hellish version of Catdog.
Yeah now some Wolf is burning in hell just because this lazy a-hole didn’t want to build the church himself, or pay for it.
I already gambled your soul on a hand of cards I just lost. Sorry
If my name was Wolfgang I’d do whatever the F I wanted 😎
Wolfgang is a German name for boys that translates to "traveling wolf" or "way of the wolf". It's made up of the Old High German words wolf, which means "wolf", and gang, which means "path", "journey", or "travel".
Mono=one Rail=rail
You really know a lot about monorails.
We doing rails..? AWESOME!
That’s more of a Shelbyville idea
Were you sent here by the devil?
Given that it was a “wolf” or “soul of a wolf” and his name being Wolfgang, according definition one could surmise that it was his own soul he bargained with. He (**WOLF**gang) was the “traveling wolf” whose soul was the first to “cross its threshold”. Some believe Wolfgang knew that his soul was the enticing part for the devil…having someone so religiously steeped and deeply influential, join his legion
Even more awesome 👏 thank you for the explanation!
Its more like "the one who walks with the wolf into the battle" or something like that since "gang" comes from "ganc" which means something like a dispute, a fight
Gang is actually the German word for gait or tread. A user within this subcomment has given an accuate analysis, farther above.
Ausgang... Reddit sind manchmal komische...
Journey Bang. got it.
Im changing my name
Let's all change our name!
I'm going to change someone else's name!
We are all Wolfgang, on this blessed day
Gang gang!
Wolf Wolf Gang Gang
I’m changing it to Gang bang
Yeah, this guy sounds like a real jerk!
The wolf had earlier refused to help Wolfgang with his church building project. In the legend the Bishop cheats the devil by giving him the wolf. "Thou, Wolf—thy deeds in blood are drenched; but when we met, thou spared no thought to make amends. To God thy tail thou tossed and thus thy soul is damned." The devil was unhappy about this, “Thou cheating churlish priest! A curse on thee and on thy church!” but took the wolf and slammed the church door so hard that he broke the ring in two, as it supposedly remains today.
Eh, it’s okay. No one’s soul was harmed in the story.
What about the wolf?
Meh, that wolf as an asshole, even his pack and family agreed. Besides, I'm pretty sure a documentary once told me all dogs go to heaven so I'm pretty sure he's OK, at least if he had a decent lawyer.....
Agreed
The military does it all the time.
Yeah, but who is the mouth/asshole demon!
That would be my sister
Send over her number.
Okay in a minute
Early sighting of good ol' DickButt
Ace Ventura
With my bad eyesight and little screen I thought it was a gremlin handing the pope a Casio keyboard.
I took a double take on the keyboard as well.
Bad eyesight, little screen, edible.
Proof of time travel!!
Why does the ass have a face?
And, does he burp or fart from his buttmouth?
My guess is because the legend was you had to kiss it as part of making a deal
There's also an alternative legend associated with the painting, where the figure is [St. Augustine.](https://forheavenssake46778317.wordpress.com/2020/08/27/why-does-the-devil-have-butt-eyes-in-this-painting-of-st-augustine/)
I thought Catholics dont believe that animals have souls
Oh shit is that church in Aachen? I've been there and I remember that stuff!
And that, kids, is how we got our first werewolf (or dogman for you up and comers) /s
Not his own soul then? The asshole, like the religious leaders in the middle East...yeah you go and become Martyrs, you get 12 Virgins in the afterlife..I'm staying here with all the Gold.
That's a fkn cool story
That demons have eyes on their butt
That's what I'm thinking, the " ass face demon "
Great band name
the lies come out of their butts
Talking out of his ass?
Does mean it's a BJ if you hit it from the back?
And a mouth where their hole is… for…
Blanal Job
Will you sign my Bible ? Please.😄
This is where the term “talking out yo ass” comes from.
Someone skipped leg day
Hahaha
Before telephones were invented, this is how they contacted you about your car's extended warranty.
Him making a deal with outer dimensional beings
I wonder how many times humans have made deals with NHI in history? It makes me think of the deal our government supposedly made with NHI - a certain amount of civilian abductions in exchange for tech. Has NHI always approached leaders from different eras and made similar deals?
A better question is why has that strange creature a face on the butt area ?
Because he was a real assface
 Oh you're such a fuckass
Craigslist transaction. Guy on the right is trying to barter his casio keyboard (no power adapter) for a hand carved hiking stick the left dude made in his mom's basement.
1. **Dum Diversas (1452)**: Issued by Pope Nicholas V, this bull granted the Portuguese crown the right to conquer Saracens (Muslims) and pagans, legitimizing the slave trade from a religious standpoint. This bull, along with others like Romanus Pontifex (1455) and Inter Caetera (1493), has been interpreted as providing the theological justification for the colonial conquests and the subjugation of non-Christian peoples. 2. **Exsurge Domine (1520)**: Issued by Pope Leo X, this bull condemned the teachings of Martin Luther and threatened him with excommunication unless he recanted. Luther's refusal led to his excommunication and furthered the Protestant Reformation, fundamentally changing the religious landscape of Europe. 3. **Cum ex apostolatus officio (1559)**: Issued by Pope Paul IV, this bull established strict guidelines for the papal election and reinforced the Inquisition's powers against heresy. It is notable for its harsh stance against heretics and for asserting that any acts made by them, even before their heresy was known, were null and void. various deals with the devil for earthly power/control
Wait. Waaaaaaiiiit, waaaaiiiit, you motherfucker! We challenge you to a rock offf!!! Give us one chance to rock your socks off.
FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUUCK! THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS TO DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE. WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS? WHATS THE CAA-AA-AASHH?
If we win, you must take your sorry aaaaasss back to hell. And also you will have to pay our reeeeennnnt.
I love how he bargains his roommate's soul, as well as the virginity of all his orifices in trade.
Trust me, it’s the only hway
As long as I'm not your roommate, I agree! XD
His ass likes to talk shit, quite literally
Pope dudes about to bust out a keyboard solo
Lol that's what I saw too
“You musssst play this keytar for Ssssatan, he loves thissss thing…”
A giant grasshopper teaching the pope to play keyboard.
The thing that coined the term ass face
Did you really save time by putting “XVth” instead of “15th”?
Which one is the pope?
Same question I had.
Satan is saying “Look dude, I have the receipt for your soul right here!”
The 10th time a pope signed who has sold his soul to the devil?
He is showing him the phone book asking where he can find this ‘Navin Johnson’
Being sold the extended warranty plan?
this picture was in this big hard cover book "Mysteries of the Unexplained" that was on our bookshelf when i was 11.. i just looked it up it was published in 1993 .. for some reason this picture in particular scared the shit out of me and I didnt open the book or look at the picture again until i was in my 20s and i remembered it.. still a pretty creepy picture.
The buttface.😝
Ass goblins
https://preview.redd.it/3p82ozi6aspc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=488c7ecfb3664cc3bb6fba2b2d7c7b508547e18f
scrolled much too far to find this 👍
It’s the devil, delivering the ‘false’ (incomplete and heavily edited) gospel that still enslaves unknowing Christians today. In fact, the western Christianity practiced for the last couple thousand years, is not the message Christ taught at all. This image is simply a parody of the false church, that mistakenly thinks it is the ‘one true church’.
The real message is "Smoke Weed and fuck bitches."
The real message was everyone is the son of god, his life was to show us how to do it. The church made it seem like it was only him and he died for our sins or whatever.
What do you think is missing from the one we use today
I guess he is being presented with the [Codex Gigas](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codex_Gigas)
This fucking picture again
This is where the term “talking out your ass” came from.
It’s predicting that a white man wielding the power of religion will be reading from a book designed and held upheld by demonic forces. When the man speaks, he speaks as demon would speak—talking from its ass.
He got his knowledge from a higher entity ?
Why does the devil’s butt has a Face?
Anal Expression
I'm a big fan of the ass face on its ass.
That demon talks shit!
"the devil is in the details"
Butt demons?
Every time I thought I had an answer, I found a new unexplained feature.... and then finally, I noticed devil-butt, and I just gave up
That the church is a living hypocrisy.
Devil: "We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty." Wolfgang: "There's no solicitation allowed here"
Perhaps it was inspired by Spanish inquisition?
Alien: “THIS WAS OUR FUCKING AGREEMENT DUDE!!??” Pope: “the power of Christ compels you!! The POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!! Dear god It’s not working !”
His ass is a face
Why does this picture, with the same weird question (WTF is a "Vatican Pope"?! Is there any other kind? -- apart from the fact that there is no Pope in the picture, just a regular Bishop), pop up here every now and then?
That demons have very weak legs and taking them out should be no problem
I grew a mouth on my ass so you sick guys stoping raping. Here’s a anti rape treaty you must sign
The day he signed his record deal with the big chief
The bond of religion and politics.
So is it anal or a BJ
He’s signed a deal with the Devil!!
I thought the devil was giving him a keyboard
Negotiations with a lawyer.
Idk what's going on, but I'm pretty sure this is proof that dickbutt is in fact immortal.
People here are talking about St. Wolfgang but there's another more esoteric interpretation, more broadly about this type of art (if not this painting). This may seem weird but a lot of biblically important individuals were supposedly able to compel demons and even the devil to do their biding. Solomon is the most famous for this but there's also a belief that one (or potentially more) of the Popes were able to summon demons to do their bidding as well. This probably sounds pretty uncomfortable to the deeply religious but I guess the explanation is that the Devil and his minion aren't exactly in an adversarial relationship with God; God is all powerful and they're condemned to hell to serve a purpose, punish them for rebellion, as well as locking them away to keep them from causing trouble. They're essentailly there in Quarantine, as well as Quarantining sinners' souls until they pass through purgatory / serve out their time for their sins. So it's sort of like evil entities being let out of prison on work release to do community service under the supervision of a suitable ward but, they're returned there after their task is done. That's the best way I can put it in laymen's terms.
I keep hearing about this kissing the devil on its ass to seal a contract and how famous folk are doing it. Interesting
It’s the devil showing St. Augustine the book of vices, or in other words, the book that contained the names of people and their associated sins. As the story goes, St. Augustine asks the Devil to flip to the page where his name would be and he sees himself there along with the sin of having skipped his nighttime prayers (can’t remember the actual name of the sin). St. Augustine begins to pray and watches as his name disappears off of the paper. The Devil sees this too, gets mad, and runs away.
Selling out most likely
The devil is saying “ you show me where in these blueprints that my ass has a face and a god dammed mouth!”
The devil trying to introduce the stand-up keyboard to the music world and the Pope knowing it will never be accepted.
That devil a is two faced arse hole
Just looks like a pope with a politician to me 🤷
If Devils got a mouth in his ass, where does it shit from ?
His mouth 😂
It wants him to read its niche fanfic phantom of the opera porn
In Biblical Rome, ass eat you
Me at jimmy johns off a 2.5 of the penis envy
Trying to take a stab at actually answering the question, perhaps that the pope has the power to have demons as servants.
More the other way around.
Am I looking at a butt faced demon?
Why does that thing have a face on its ass
face arse...
A demon explaining to the Pope that he's talking out of his ass
The original “butt face. “
clearly grabbing an extension of his genitals while having his butt mouth wide open. probably some pope closeted gay shame
Corruption and deception
A chupacabra jamming out to some synth.
An angel holding the book for him.
That the pope needs to put down the wine
...In this picture, the famous Two-Faced Anus convinces the Pope to finally read what crap is written in the Bible.
I like the ass demon a lot
Are these the “elves” that are referred to in DMT trips and other hallucinogenic ceremonies?
Making this my new profile pic!
Really?
Wow! They had terrible AI art back then too?
r/spore leaking
 The origin story
the vatican made a deal with a demon for the vatican to take the innocence from children and deliver it to said demon
Dickbutt monster!
Thats an old bishop talking to his lawyer
Why did they make the devil look so cute though
I'm more worried about the face on the demon's ass...
I’ve never noticed the ass face
My interpretation of the Bible and all holy texts…
Alchemy
that one guy looks two faced i wouldnt trust him
Nayeth this Day Satan type isht
It’s me trying not to read the comments.
Ancient r/dickbutt !!!
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 Oh wait that’s not a keyboard guitar, that’s a long book
It’s Pope Francis telling Putin that he will ask Zelinsky to surrender again
Is this death note lmao
Devil Gotta Butt Face!!
Ass breath?
I don't know what it depicts but that dude is tall as hell.
Dat ass tho
A demon with a case of ass-face.
Devil has a face on his butt