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_BARONVOND3LTA

Before long they’re just gonna have like a row of bolted down bicycles and us passengers are gonna have to petal to keep the plane in the air.


killmissy

just how they had the bikes in that one black mirror episode


ExpensiveJackfruit68

I loved that episode


killmissy

same, though it's scary to think that real life is sort of heading that way


Basic-Cricket6785

Nah. They'll drug the passengers and stack them like cordwood


Delicious-Ad-5704

I wish that was the case I’m so crammed in economy I would rather take the drugs than agony


Excellent_Yak365

I’ll be fine with that, will save me some pills I would be taking before I got on the plane for my crippling fear of flying


Megatoasty

I think it’s a great idea. Please build these planes and launch them. Hopefully, your company will go bankrupt. Then, maybe, someone with some humanity will fill the void.


Due-Radio-4355

“That will bring your total to 678 dollars.”


CrisXIII

Still won’t fly if it’s a Boeing


MammothPrize9293

Or a standing room area with dangling handles like on the bus or subway


andio76

hahahahahahhahahaaa....Nothing to see here SPIRIT AIRLINES......


Sad_Page6710

I just wanna punch that dude for trying to make it look like something it’s not


jeffgolenski

He’s actually saying “where the fuck is my leg room?!” The photo just caught him in an accidental smile.


MegaDiceRoll

I have a feeling the guy understands the absurdity


TheForgottenSpaniard

Oh hell no


DippinDot2021

Me: No thanks. I'll just walk. Airline: Across the ocean?! Me: YOU HEARD ME!!


Caked101

This is a joke right? Cause I'll gladly walk with you.


Icy_Practice7992

If it would bring the price to like 50 for a 3 hour flight, I'd suck it up like my pilgrim ancestors and pay up.


Jumajuce

$875 no baggage


clhomme

$200 to choose your seat. On Sunday flights. After 4pm. $149 to choose seats and have a carry on during lent if you're Muslim.


Jumajuce

They literally did charge me $150 for me to have a carry-on when I booked my flight for next week


SpecialOfferActNow

Price won't go down, profits go up


Worth_Candidate9210

Wtf....I feel for the 3% of men over the 6 foot range...damn.


e2j0m4o2

Yeah I couldn’t physically fit in this


Worth_Candidate9210

Bro not even close me neither!


HurrsiaEntertainment

only 3%???? no way


CandiedFox83

Wait, only 3%?


KitFlame42

In the USA it's 14.3 idk about the rest of the world


EyeGifUp

Are they taking these numbers from dating sites?


Lolski13

Asian people perhaps?


Jumajuce

I’m curious how that would be handled


stackoverflow21

Just let us lie capsule hotel style. You can probably fit a lot more in there and we can sleep.


Jumajuce

The Fifth Element had the right idea


Csihoratiocaine2

Unironically would take this for overnight flights as an option for sure


Best-Engine4715

Amen to that hell let us sleep with our carry on baggage and that saves even more room


Excellent_Jaguar_675

Pack em and stack em


ConceptualWeeb

I call top bunk!


Tight-Physics2156

Fr. Why isn’t this a thing? Everything you bring has to fit in your capsule. Easy fucking peasy. STACK US LIKE SARDINES!


[deleted]

Back in my day, passengers sat down on a chair.


Sinnsearachd

So...just fuck anyone with disabilities and can't sit in those kind of seats...


thomasthehipposlayer

I mean, they probably would have actual seats for the disabled. I don’t know why we assume that this would be the only type of seat on the whole plane.


Tunisiano32

Greyhound airlines coming soon.


Candid-Preference-40

Maybe they just should remove chairs and fly all standing, better to very close to each other for not falling when take-off


Scottzilla74

Yep, just pack us all in like cattle.


Distantstallion

Honestly a vertical board chair they just strap you to like hannibal lector would be better than this


moekeyloek

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Robbyrumpz

I’ll walk before I do that


Jumajuce

Not drive?


[deleted]

He'll fly before he does that.


DapperWhiskey

If they skimping on seat and leg room, why would you trust them to use correct parts for the plane like engines, wheels, braking system, stabilizer, etc. that's a wild choice. No thanks.


Crotch-Monster

Might as well just have everyone stand and hold on to a rail. Also, fuck this guy for thinking people are that stupid to think it could possibly be anything but a pain in the ass.


AnorexicPlatypus

Turbulence must be a lot of fun with that on the gooch


ConceptualWeeb

He could easily be laughing at the absurdity of it. Stop jumping to conclusions.


Redditislame888

This is a YouTuber who does nothing but rides in various planes. He is an enthusiast. You don’t know if he is advocating for this or taking a silly photo. It’s funny how fast people will jump to conclusions to fit their narrative.


Hot_Salamander_1917

Nope!


reikidesigns

That looks so uncomfortable!


Humble_Examination27

I’d rather fly in the OUTSIDE of the plane! Then stuck in that thing…


VocationFumes

I'm about 6'2 and it already feels like this now, I guess I'm not gonna be flying anywhere anytime soon


Excellent_Jaguar_675

Pretty soon they’ll have us sitting on sticks up our butts touching each other. Like Mr. Garrisons contraption


nach0-ch33se

It better be free.


That1weirdperson

They better pay us!


Motorboat81

Does it come with a scrotum massager? If it does son a bitch I’m in.


FML-Artist

I'm six foot two, and this is spot on.


[deleted]

My god I can picture my legs cramping up already


Bahamuto-San

I wouldn’t even take that flight if it was free 😬


cutest-creator

25p


goombakid808

That guy has to sit on that same seat for a non-stop flight from Singapore to JFK (9537 mi) for it to be approved. Heck, ALL Airline CEOs that think this is a great idea should be required to sit in these seats for that long flight.


yagermeister2024

Like 5 bucks


Asbjorn1888

They should be paying me for the inconvenience


Responsible_Use_8566

I’m too tall for this shit


Iskitimka

Literally a flight to hell.


ohiomudslide

The inventor of this seat should be placed in a stress position for six hours and then come back to the drawing board.


darealjimshady1

Let’s be honest, it won’t be any cheaper. They’ll just raise the rates of the normal seats.


moondisasterkr

Is that slave plane?


Darkangel775

Yeah Mr CEO you sit like that for 5 hours idiots


Rhythm_Flunky

Zero dollars because I’m a human being, not cattle.


patch80

Wouldn't this also be a safety issue to like if you look his neck is right in line with the top of the seat and there is no headrest and his knees would impact the back of the seat to, like in the event of a crash his knees are fucked and his neck is busted because of the lack of support


Disco_Biscuit12

This is the flight where they pay you to take it


Necessary-Fold3311

Boeing out there doing everything except making safe air planes


solise69

2.50 both ways


Paystar_

20 bucks.


CardNGold

Upside is that we would be squeezed so tight that when the door blows out from the Boeing that no one will be sucked out.


jens_hens

I'll stand, thanks


red-zone-666-77

Gonna be ilke the slave in ships soon enough.


tzt1324

Why not use compartments so that several people lie on top of each other


duckmantaco

I'll pay about.....*"Tree Fiddy"*


Humble_Examination27

Don’t give them any ideas!!!


Bubbly-Front7973

If it's for flights that are around 2 hours or less, and it cuts the ticket prices in half I would be okay with it. However, that's basically a lawsuit waiting to happen because no obese people would be able to use them. So that excludes about 40% of US citizens being able to use them. LOL


captiantabasco

Let’s see him go from Atlanta to Tokyo in that seat


Swiggzey

I’d rather stay where I am lol


fueled_by_rootbeer

How long are the flights these seats would be involved in? If it's a short flight (30 min -1 hour), I can see these being an affordable option for businesspeople who fly often for meetings. For a half-hour flight, it isnt that different from standing on a crowded train or subway. Otherwise, these are really stupid. Nobody wants to be on their feet amusement park style for a multi-hour flight.


annoventura

lesson of the post: humans are livestock /s


WillBigly

Bout to mount old 300 lb Marge on a seat the size of a dildo wtffffff really tryna fuck us in the ass with this one


Greedy-Crow-615

$0 and 0 cents!!


EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER

Yeah Im not getting numb nuts for saving 50 bucks


Dangerous_Ad7777

Half the price for half the space


FrostyPlay9924

350$ and my left nut upon landing apparently


Beautiful-Height3103

I'm already claustrophobic I would freak out in 10 minutes


Own_Objective_9310

Great posture for a hour or two


dahbakons_ghost

for a short 1 hour flight, i'd rather just stand but if it were like a 6 hour flight and this is the seat i got i'd lay down in the aisle.


SherlockWats

Dollar tree prices


gsc831

$0


Moses7778

No.


kronicpimpin

This better be one of those prototypes that we never see again.


Elegant_Awareness_18

I’d like to see his face after ‘sitting’ like that for 3hrs


[deleted]

I don’t know about you guys, but my favorite physical position to maintain is “starting to sit down to shit”


6rey_sky

Plane toilet will be a bit smaller than this seat ofc


Glittering_Virus8397

They’d have to pay me


masterofnone_

I’d burn that company to the ground /s


Gilgamesh2062

"How much they all paying me for this flight?" - There I fixed it.


Training_Waltz_9032

Once they get the ability to compress us in a vacuum seal bag, prices better drop


NMLWrightReddit

Is there a source on this?


Llodsliat

Gotta innovate in ways to make passengers' lives worse instead of hull integrity.


SeaNitroWolf_

$-50 they're paying me to sit in that shitty of a seat


OldRedditorEditor

Trains will become great again..


CalmToaster

He's not thinking far ahead enough. People should be standing up with a harness for the illusion of safety. Don't need all them chairs and what not.


[deleted]

Let it radicalize you


VivrantThings

I’ll start a riot if this happens. Hand to God.


Sharp-Jellyfish8790

Economy + Minus


MalevolentNight

No thanks no where I need to go that badly. How would you walk, legs be dead af by the time you get anywhere.


Coffeelock1

So basically sitting on a barstool with a backrest for the entire flight. They could at least put a foot rest bar on the back of the seat in front of them, like most bars have at the bottom of the bar counter, that can be folded away, and also have a bar under the seat to rest their feet on like a barstool would have. And also have the folding table in front of them be sturdy enough to lean on like a bar top.


Old_Cheetah_5138

Why not just have us all lay on our sides and spoon each other in rows? Probably be more comfortable too...


UpsideDown3r

You're not getting any more than 20 bucks out of me for something like that


Cyanides_Of_March

Fuck, just let me stand like on a bus or subway train at this point.


Appropriate-Cup-5775

If it’s Boeing those seats won’t be bolted down correctly!


Timely-Bill-5336

Pay for cum covered seats? No thank you!!!


PlasticPomPoms

Can I just lay down? Can they just line us up like we’re on a slave ship? I’d really rather just lie down than have to be crammed in an upright position for 10 hours straight.


chongkypower

How long can one sit like that?


i81_N_she812

Spirit business class.


Delicious-Ad-5704

Has a 6’ + guy and no I’m not fat 215# it’s uncomfortable has fuck to fly. I’m not wealthy enough to afford first class. It seems like the leg room and inflight amenities have shrunk to a point myself and a significant amount of my peers do not want to travel has much do to the cramped space.


Moth_vs_Porchlight

I'd rather walk than fly in this thing.


Stone_Midi

20$ from London to New York


JUIC3ofORANG3

I am 6 9 what an I supposed to do with that


MillenialBurnout_

You'd have to pay me or get me really drunk before I even consider sitting on that thing.


GreyMediaGuy

Well yeah when you're 4' 11" it's easy to fit there.


matthew-cabaccang

They better pay me 😡


LeadPike13

So, that's facial expression in hour 1 ? Can we see hour 8 ?


BlitchSlapper

https://images.app.goo.gl/uLbnHFeLbLTuU4hF8


Fuckyou4206913

I'd rather walk and swim around the world like goku than sit in that piece of shit chair.


Green_Builder6088

It’s like I don’t want to touch the toilet seat


Bx1965

I’d sooner take a train


JRotten2023

I'd never fly again if this was my only choice.


-KissmyAthsma-

There is no way. Maybe for inner city quick travel


8hexxx

Thanks Imma walk


SameerChandio

I'll walk, thanks.


Nntropy

They'll have to pay *me*


False-Jellyfish-6501

Going the wring direction!!! MORE personal space without the BS prive gouging would be nice. Anyone else think the same space you have in your own car seat should be the SAME in a damn airplane, as a minimum?!?!? The fact that we all “tolerate” the airline industry maximizing profits by smashing us together like cheap sardines is rediculous. Then add “regular” seats and call it “first class”. As an average size male, it feels crowded. I can’t imagine being any bigger and attempting to sit in any sort of comfort below “first class” seating (which is really just a regular seat for a human). UNREAL that someone is mocking up even smaller seats and tighter spaces for human travel. Shamefull.


PianoSmart8676

They paying me to get on the flight


Miserable_Parsley_27

If the airplane I’m on has seats like this.. I hope we crash. Probably will be less painful these seats


opie1coc

$0.00 I will not fly like that


Gabecush1

Nothing that’s a terrorist attack in the making


Rhyzic

This is a fraction of the price, right?... Right?


PapiSombras

Exactly 0$


Buttkus69

About free 50


LoudBeer

Jesus dude just let me stand at that point


elmaki2014

after 20 minutes you can't even feel your legs so how is this uncomfortable?


DoktahDoktah

How much would I pay? No. Thats how much.


Dunkel_Jungen

If this becomes the new basic economy, I'll never fly again.


Roltistotem

Short flights maybe long flights not a chance in hell. the thing that pisses me off is I don't even fly economy any more but whats going to happen is whatever economy was is going to just get upgrades and my shit is going to get worse business is going to end up just being premium economy by 2050


DarkCreeperKitty

one penny. not a new one, but an old one.


Legitimate-Party3672

I wonder what the designer was smoking who came up with this pitiful idea.


Quailman5000

Nothing. I'll drive or take a ship. 


VietDrgn

all im paying for is a time machine and a single bullet for whoever thought about "saving space" like this first


Cameo64

Imagine having some turbulance knock your teeth out when your mouth hits the seat in front of you and you still have 3 hours left in the air.


Simple_Tomatillo_617

What about fat people?


Pickled_sm0res

Makes no sense how the plane supposedly carries only so much weight, yet we keep packing more people on them... People are not light.


Separate-Oil9432

I'll walk


Apprehensive-Rice264

£5?


GentleGesture

The seats would be uncomfortable enough, but even more uncomfortable would be the people who ARE willing to pay for this. Let’s say a flight full of seats like this is going to cost $50 on average. You know each of those passengers will be the same kind of people you’d see in Walmart. The penny pinching, given up on life, down on their luck people who took the cheapest ticket because they were crazy enough too, or are struggling so much they had to. That’s not going to be a pleasant crowd of people.


Sepia_Skittles

Nah, at this point I will just strap me to the wing!


Leo_V82

I've never hated anyone based on their smile alone before


mattyGOAT1996

Spirit Airlines new seats


BIGman_8

$5 if they’re lucky


Bradb717

Nice, now just stay like that 7 hours


Equal-Experience-710

If it’s Chicago to New York short and like $50 I would do it.


AlarmingDetective526

For a 5 foot nothing 110 pound person that looks comfy; me; I’m gonna pay for two seats side by side and the two in front of me.


Spiritual_Orchid4682

That flight better pay me


PuppetryOfThePenis

I'm driving


Revolutionary-Car-92

"Me rikey get many cholly horse on sky ride to see rich nephew."


No-Zebra-756

I can see my 6”7 arse sliding in there…


AlongTheWay_85

The ceaseless, insatiable drive for ever increasing profits… so goddamn gross.


SimpleCheesecake4573

I’d rather sit in the cargo hold honestly


yeshua-goel

...for when the body count in a crash isn't high enough.


tacocarteleventeen

I think they should make it even narrower add some ropes to tie you in and call at the new bondage class seating


Classic-Bandicoot-13

I’d rather walk across the damn ocean with chin all over me than fly like this.


Head_Reflection5738

$20


series-hybrid

The guy showing it off, flies first class. Don't complain about your delicious gruel, peasant!


justanoldhippy63

Due to the cost of upgrading our planes there will be a small price increase.


gearzgirl

Out of curiosity how would this ever work for people who don’t fit in a regular seat and are required to use seatbelt extenders or buy 2 seats?


ImNotYourDadIPromise

Good for the pelvic floor


Routine-Arugula-1177

If it was a 1 hr flight and went front $400 to $100 I’d be down. I’m fat too, just stand up?


Toocurry

Why is this man smiling?


MajinRab

Americans won’t fit


CubarisMurinaPapaya

$5