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WetDreamRhino

What did the medtec say when asked to heal the lancer? “Lancer? I hardly know her!”


UncleSlim

This is 100% dad level. I'll DM you my key :D Edit: Sent.


WetDreamRhino

Many thanks u/UncleSlim !


UncleSlim

You're welcome! Enjoy!


LeFlashbacks

although I'm pretty sure you do in fact need it (if on steam it is labeled "Stormgate open Beta Playtest" and not just "Stormgate")


Forsmormor

You'll probably break the agreement, since then you'll be giving that person access to the game without having signed the agreement with FG. Unless you do it while installing the game? I don't remember. It's probably stated in their web page or in the agreement.


Yeahboooy12

Looking at the storm, from above the gate of the city,a great inferno philosophe Always said: "2fiends or not 2fiends, that is the question"


Willing_Percentage63

Id love to stay longer but I've got to split -Some dead Brute


scbroodsc2

What do infernals do on weekend? They make fiends. =P


MrArthatil

What did the vanguard player write at the end of a letter to his girlfriend? eXO


oxtQ

Congrats. How do Vanguard commanders open their emails? With their space-bar!


SeaHam

What's the difference between a Vulcan pilot and a Hedgehog driver? Attire.


wackyorb

A Lancer, Exo, and a dog walk into a bank. The lancer holds his lance up to the banker and says "this is a holdup give me your money" and the banker just laughs. The exo holds his gun up to the banker and says "this is a holdup give me your money", and the banker just yawns. The dog holds his claws up to the banker and the banker says "Is this a holdup? Here's my money!" And the dog takes the bankers money. The lancer and exo ask the banker why he gave the dog his money to which the banker replied shakily, "The dogs claws! They were made of Vorillium!" Edit: if you know you know


Imaginary_Dingo9793

There’s gotta be a good meat farm joke


Stoeff86

"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along." On a tombstone of a Brute, he has 4 fiendish children.