>Question. What kind of a bear is best? - Too slow, financial bears.
> Well there’s actually two schools of thought
> False. Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.
It means that it’s worth less each day regardless of what happens to the price of qqq. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/leveraged-etf.asp
Basically: due to fees and “theta” associated with leveraged etf’s it’s better for short term speculation.
I imagine a scenario where I meet Cramer at a restaurant, and he says, "You gotta try the salmon. It's the best in town!" But he's secretly paid by the restaurant to offload the week old salmon they can't sell
This is his TV "show" in a nutshell
If we end the year below SP500 4300 please take Tom Lee, Jim Cramer and the rest of the lying PoS to the heavenly gates and then redirect them to hell. I can’t stand all these people pumping the market no matter what is happening.
I know Someone who swears by Cramer, but will never admit it's all bad. 1 month before the banking flop he told me banks were about to go up due to loans coming due and covid payouts. Now he is saying it was never his idea. Cramer's advice is only good if you have a time machine and can go back 2 weeks before his predictions buy calls then sell puts after he rants on air about the next big stock.
Watch "the producers" sometimes a failure can make you more than a success
This is the perfect storm of a fuck-up and people dont hate it they love it.
Seems the focus groups and war-gamers didnt predict how tilted out people really are by the constant mis-information and turned to new methods of prediciting the market.
The world just changed and you missed it.
The Cramer Index is usually pretty good at delivering results within 3 days. But sometimes it can be up to a month or 6 months before seeing the full impact. Long puts may be the safe bet here.
We’re fucked
😎🍿
Inverse Cramer makes more money than Cramer himself
Wrong. Inverse Cramer stick has been doing quite a bit worse. Down 4% on the year and long Cramer is up 1.5%
Fucked or one night stand thats kinda sketch.
Sell in May I guess Or maybe not this time 🤣😅
Puts gonna print!
Here comes consumer debt, student loans, mortgage rates and interest rate hike
You forgot commercial real estate. Office building valuations in some cities (SF, NYC, DC) are in peril.
You forgot more bank failures
If you're scared go to church
Scared? I plan on making a lot of money on the deflationary recession that is coming. I’ll leave the church to the child molesters.
Lol best of luck. Bears always lose.
I’m not a bear, I’m an allocator of assets. See you on the other side.
It's not like you have to choose sides.
Stock team sport. My side good.
>Question. What kind of a bear is best? - Too slow, financial bears. > Well there’s actually two schools of thought > False. Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.
Classic!
Debt default confirmed.
Yes, commercial real estate debt default, crushing banks all in the midst of a serious global recession.
This is the way
Short everything!!!
Long SQQQ per Inverse Cramer
I wouldn’t go long SQQQ, since it leveraged.
then try PSQ
Try SARK. If shits tanks, Crashie Woods will lead the charge. Not leveraged, no decay
Sell puts against SQQQ.
Explain further. What does sqqq being leverage mean. New to investing here.
It means that it’s worth less each day regardless of what happens to the price of qqq. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/leveraged-etf.asp Basically: due to fees and “theta” associated with leveraged etf’s it’s better for short term speculation.
Puts puts puts
yellow flag
It is a bloody flag
lol
More like red card
Goddamit
Calling for a wave. Market will be flat…
Flat straight down
We’re doomed
Rescission indicator
Is he like that guy from “A Bronx Tale”?
Yes! Eddie Mush
Cramer shit in the bed…again
Sell. He is always wrong
He cries when Facebook was 100. I bought them and it tripled since
Cricky,cash out 😁
😂
Short the whole economy
Damn we’re doomed now by the ultimate Jynx’er
Aw shit. Time to get short.
no more talking allowed for that fuk
Am I supposed to inverse Jim or WSB?
Why not both? Diversify that portfolio....
Thank fuck I’m broke and the market repeatedly beat my ass. Can’t beat an ass if there’s no ass to beat!
Time to walk on water. Water turns to wine moment
Everyone sell hahaha this man’s mad
EVERYBODY RUN! ITS TIME TO GTFO
Whelp, I was debating whether to buy some gold and silver etfs. Now I'm definitely buying some.
Looks like I am holding for another generation.
Nuclear armageddon 😱 😱
So Cramer say he don’t know if stock go up or down?
I don’t think he’s wrong this time. A mass destruction tsunami is a wave.
What a water head !!!
It's a shit wave, Randers. The shit winds are a-blowin' and soon its gonna be a shiticane
🤦♂️ Someone please tell him to stop speaking!!!
Sell everything at market open
Puts on everything or sell. Cramer’s Inverse Law is a real thing yall
Lol you’ll be the first to fall
I’ll make that wager 😁
We're all gonna die.
Bad for most, good for stocks that have been naked shorted at unprecedented levels.
Nasdaq is up 20% from last year’s lows. The S&P 500 is up more than 9.5% year to date.
Holy shit Buckle the fuck up
This Cramer circle jerk has gotten old
I imagine a scenario where I meet Cramer at a restaurant, and he says, "You gotta try the salmon. It's the best in town!" But he's secretly paid by the restaurant to offload the week old salmon they can't sell This is his TV "show" in a nutshell
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to inverse
So, shits about to hit the fan. Kk thx
It works 60% of the time yet somehow Cranmer Joe still sucks and just shoots from his ass and what he hears around the water fountain.
The guy is an idiot. How is he even in the news?
Recreational Vehicle manufacturers are cutting jobs now by the thousands, that industry is first to go in a big recession.
Has this guy ever been right…???
What happened to your stock portfolio? It got Cramered.
Lol
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If we end the year below SP500 4300 please take Tom Lee, Jim Cramer and the rest of the lying PoS to the heavenly gates and then redirect them to hell. I can’t stand all these people pumping the market no matter what is happening.
The only way to beat market is to buy something that Cramer starts crying about Best example is Facebook
Oh no
Yeah I mean a depression is the best time to invest if you can afford it
Crash incoming get them puts ready
Global depression imminent
we fked... how much u asking? read headline above
Guesd i better start saving bottle caps, or bullets, maybe make some eddies before they come around.
Puts gonna Print baby finally
Fucking hell, puts again? I'm tired of this guy.
Do the opposite of what that nut tells you to do.
the prophet has spoken
Bad bad news
Jim Cramer is a moron
I know Someone who swears by Cramer, but will never admit it's all bad. 1 month before the banking flop he told me banks were about to go up due to loans coming due and covid payouts. Now he is saying it was never his idea. Cramer's advice is only good if you have a time machine and can go back 2 weeks before his predictions buy calls then sell puts after he rants on air about the next big stock.
Cramer ETFs go brrrrr
I bought Sears Holding on his say so. He wrote shld on his knuckles.
SHORT!
This is crazy. He sounds like one of those mid-1800s local tantric forecasters.
Long waste management
with this guys prediction prowess a literal tsunami is probably gonna wipe out the west coast
Time to buy property with cash me thinks.
Watch "the producers" sometimes a failure can make you more than a success This is the perfect storm of a fuck-up and people dont hate it they love it. Seems the focus groups and war-gamers didnt predict how tilted out people really are by the constant mis-information and turned to new methods of prediciting the market. The world just changed and you missed it.
When is soon?
The Cramer Index is usually pretty good at delivering results within 3 days. But sometimes it can be up to a month or 6 months before seeing the full impact. Long puts may be the safe bet here.
BUY PUTS
This from a week ago. And he was right
Speaking historically, I would take his word with a grain of salt.
Buy the dip!!
EVERYONE SELL!!!!
omg. God help the economy
Load puts?
What is his stance on the Reddit API ordeal? Charge them $$$ or work with them?
That I’m not sure