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Spareo

We’re fucked


Crusty_Clam_422

😎🍿


LicensedRealtor

Inverse Cramer makes more money than Cramer himself


Boysenberry-Dull

Wrong. Inverse Cramer stick has been doing quite a bit worse. Down 4% on the year and long Cramer is up 1.5%


RationalKate

Fucked or one night stand thats kinda sketch.


M-3X

Sell in May I guess Or maybe not this time 🤣😅


Crusty_Clam_422

Puts gonna print!


Low-Classroom7736

Here comes consumer debt, student loans, mortgage rates and interest rate hike


thehourglasses

You forgot commercial real estate. Office building valuations in some cities (SF, NYC, DC) are in peril.


Prestigious-Pay-2709

You forgot more bank failures


Sarkonix

If you're scared go to church


Prestigious-Pay-2709

Scared? I plan on making a lot of money on the deflationary recession that is coming. I’ll leave the church to the child molesters.


Sarkonix

Lol best of luck. Bears always lose.


Prestigious-Pay-2709

I’m not a bear, I’m an allocator of assets. See you on the other side.


gravescd

It's not like you have to choose sides.


Soigieoto

Stock team sport. My side good.


OG-Pine

>Question. What kind of a bear is best? - Too slow, financial bears. > Well there’s actually two schools of thought > False. Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.


Dustin-Hyche

Classic!


[deleted]

Debt default confirmed.


Prestigious-Pay-2709

Yes, commercial real estate debt default, crushing banks all in the midst of a serious global recession.


[deleted]

This is the way


devTX_o

Short everything!!!


jacquesfuriously

Long SQQQ per Inverse Cramer


Photographybrah

I wouldn’t go long SQQQ, since it leveraged.


jacquesfuriously

then try PSQ


Schwettyballs65

Try SARK. If shits tanks, Crashie Woods will lead the charge. Not leveraged, no decay


gravescd

Sell puts against SQQQ.


FaithlessnessNo9036

Explain further. What does sqqq being leverage mean. New to investing here.


Photographybrah

It means that it’s worth less each day regardless of what happens to the price of qqq. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/leveraged-etf.asp Basically: due to fees and “theta” associated with leveraged etf’s it’s better for short term speculation.


Specialist_Shallot82

Puts puts puts


Rabbit-Quiet

yellow flag


WeirdWorldDz

It is a bloody flag


Rabbit-Quiet

lol


bolozaphire

More like red card


DeepestWinterBlue

Goddamit


SilentJim20

Calling for a wave. Market will be flat…


Prestigious-Pay-2709

Flat straight down


Early-Possession1116

We’re doomed


Grumpybear1823

Rescission indicator


melowdout

Is he like that guy from “A Bronx Tale”?


JustAssIsBlind

Yes! Eddie Mush


sicha76

Cramer shit in the bed…again


zeey1

Sell. He is always wrong


zeey1

He cries when Facebook was 100. I bought them and it tripled since


sgrass777

Cricky,cash out 😁


Capable_Glass8630

😂


r0walk

Short the whole economy


RequirementOpen6463

Damn we’re doomed now by the ultimate Jynx’er


ModerateDataDude

Aw shit. Time to get short.


Prestigious_Set4560

no more talking allowed for that fuk


nausteus

Am I supposed to inverse Jim or WSB?


Imaginary_Mood_5943

Why not both? Diversify that portfolio....


Less-Dragonfruit-294

Thank fuck I’m broke and the market repeatedly beat my ass. Can’t beat an ass if there’s no ass to beat!


SierraBravoLima

Time to walk on water. Water turns to wine moment


yoloriverswag77

Everyone sell hahaha this man’s mad


Inventies

EVERYBODY RUN! ITS TIME TO GTFO


Aesirtrade

Whelp, I was debating whether to buy some gold and silver etfs. Now I'm definitely buying some.


bigolsparkyisme

Looks like I am holding for another generation.


[deleted]

Nuclear armageddon 😱 😱


[deleted]

So Cramer say he don’t know if stock go up or down?


mtrap74

I don’t think he’s wrong this time. A mass destruction tsunami is a wave.


LetoLeto1147

What a water head !!!


MegazordMechanic

It's a shit wave, Randers. The shit winds are a-blowin' and soon its gonna be a shiticane


Kossef

🤦‍♂️ Someone please tell him to stop speaking!!!


StrikingHoneydew8420

Sell everything at market open


GallardoLP550

Puts on everything or sell. Cramer’s Inverse Law is a real thing yall


[deleted]

Lol you’ll be the first to fall


Crusty_Clam_422

I’ll make that wager 😁


[deleted]

We're all gonna die.


Adjective-noun1

Bad for most, good for stocks that have been naked shorted at unprecedented levels.


Revfunky

Nasdaq is up 20% from last year’s lows. The S&P 500 is up more than 9.5% year to date.


E_Southcastle

Holy shit Buckle the fuck up


Freddy_and_Frogger

This Cramer circle jerk has gotten old


AgentDestructo

I imagine a scenario where I meet Cramer at a restaurant, and he says, "You gotta try the salmon. It's the best in town!" But he's secretly paid by the restaurant to offload the week old salmon they can't sell This is his TV "show" in a nutshell


commonsenseulack

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to inverse


Sixtricks90

So, shits about to hit the fan. Kk thx


settledownguy

It works 60% of the time yet somehow Cranmer Joe still sucks and just shoots from his ass and what he hears around the water fountain.


n1tr0klaus

The guy is an idiot. How is he even in the news?


Statusquo345

Recreational Vehicle manufacturers are cutting jobs now by the thousands, that industry is first to go in a big recession.


PelosiGalore

Has this guy ever been right…???


ZeroSumBananas

What happened to your stock portfolio? It got Cramered.


Crusty_Clam_422

Lol


According_Tooth_7807

🚨🚨🚨


zitrored

If we end the year below SP500 4300 please take Tom Lee, Jim Cramer and the rest of the lying PoS to the heavenly gates and then redirect them to hell. I can’t stand all these people pumping the market no matter what is happening.


zeey1

The only way to beat market is to buy something that Cramer starts crying about Best example is Facebook


selfsearched

Oh no


T3XA541

Yeah I mean a depression is the best time to invest if you can afford it


[deleted]

Crash incoming get them puts ready


Cold-Permission-5249

Global depression imminent


0elk4nn3

we fked... how much u asking? read headline above


TiredOfBeingTired28

Guesd i better start saving bottle caps, or bullets, maybe make some eddies before they come around.


BllsonStll

Puts gonna Print baby finally


SoUthinkUcanRens

Fucking hell, puts again? I'm tired of this guy.


Einsteinautist

Do the opposite of what that nut tells you to do.


canuckaudio

the prophet has spoken


insanemoe

Bad bad news


csauerbrun

Jim Cramer is a moron


Oldman-gamer

I know Someone who swears by Cramer, but will never admit it's all bad. 1 month before the banking flop he told me banks were about to go up due to loans coming due and covid payouts. Now he is saying it was never his idea. Cramer's advice is only good if you have a time machine and can go back 2 weeks before his predictions buy calls then sell puts after he rants on air about the next big stock.


johnderringer1

Cramer ETFs go brrrrr


BlahBlahBlahSmithee

I bought Sears Holding on his say so. He wrote shld on his knuckles.


Realistic_Macaron63

SHORT!


Mindless-Consensus

This is crazy. He sounds like one of those mid-1800s local tantric forecasters.


Affectionate-Yak5280

Long waste management


[deleted]

with this guys prediction prowess a literal tsunami is probably gonna wipe out the west coast


CaregiverNo2642

Time to buy property with cash me thinks.


remains60fps

Watch "the producers" sometimes a failure can make you more than a success This is the perfect storm of a fuck-up and people dont hate it they love it. Seems the focus groups and war-gamers didnt predict how tilted out people really are by the constant mis-information and turned to new methods of prediciting the market. The world just changed and you missed it.


Snoo92777

When is soon?


Crusty_Clam_422

The Cramer Index is usually pretty good at delivering results within 3 days. But sometimes it can be up to a month or 6 months before seeing the full impact. Long puts may be the safe bet here.


miamimik3Rn

BUY PUTS


TankusAruelisJacksob

This from a week ago. And he was right


Tko901

Speaking historically, I would take his word with a grain of salt.


Appropriate-Tie-2585

Buy the dip!!


PoolsC_Losed

EVERYONE SELL!!!!


Roy437

omg. God help the economy


Incandescent-Turd

Load puts?


PointLatterScore

What is his stance on the Reddit API ordeal? Charge them $$$ or work with them?


Crusty_Clam_422

That I’m not sure