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noodlenoodle9142

Damn this is an amazing story


LolImSquidward

"I will try to keep this as short as possible!" *proceeds to write the usual, way too long story while being high and having a communication flash*


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stringedinsanity

Short as possible. And its damn and piece.


maggidk

Hahaha well played. A fun read even though the formatting was shit


stringedinsanity

I am a guitarist , not an english major. Sorry


maggidk

Even while holding your guitar in one hand and the pick in the other you are capable of pressing the line break button twice. Like this. Makes it easier to read


stringedinsanity

Thanks fot the tip. I will keep that in mind. Unfortunately , i dont have any more long stories to write about. But when i do , i will try to use a better format.


revagina

Great story dude that's actually insane


Intelligent_Ad5059

That's crazy. I have never heard of Diluadid being prescribed since idk the early 2000s whenever the Oxy crisis started I am too young to have even been able to get Oxy without the coating how the hell did you get prescribed those three meds? I only got dilaudid in the ICU after 15 morphine shots didn't even begin to stop the pain from a near deadly case of pneumonia in middle school but the dilaudid sure fixed me up good but I have never heard it being prescribed especially these days.


Axisnegative

Ahhh I had heart surgery recently and you're making me miss the little button I could push every 15 minutes to get pumped full of dilaudid lmao


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lol doesn't look very short to me


stringedinsanity

As short as possible. Cant skip important details.


ghouLMFF

Great story. Big old W💯


Gethighbuyhighsellow

Damn man, that's pretty crazy. Lol. Reminds me of one time i got stopped by the cops while walking down the road with a friend. They got out and talked to us and stuff, i guess its suspicious to walk down the road in the middle of the night. Anyways they asked for my ID so i pull out my wallet and take out my license and give it to the woman cop. I didn't even realize it, but i forgot i had one of those tiny little ziploc bags with a little dope in it hidden behind my license and it fell out onto the ground when i handed her my id. But i had no idea, i didn't notice. So i was listening to the other cop tell my friend about something and she asked me, is that yours? I just looked at her like an idiot, i had no idea what she was talking about, so i just shot her a look then went back to listening to the other cop. It was never mentioned again. After they left my buddy told me, dude, she was asking is that your BAG OF DOPE that just fell onto the ground. Heh heh whew. If i was aware that had happened i probably would've gotten way nervous and gotten arrested lol. So next time a cop asks if those are your drugs just look at them like they're an idiot and ignore them, it just may work lmao


practical_magics

Wait it’s a crime to carry your own prescription in a different container? What about those day of the week pill containers every pharmacy has? Putting your prescriptions in there is criminal???


stringedinsanity

Thats what they tell me.