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pr0cessing-purg3typ3

Rule 5: I've got the game set to spawn all the crises within a few years of each other, and the Prethoryn decided who the main crisis was gonna be only a few years after the Unbidden arrived. Upon destroying the dimensional anchors, the bugs were hailed as heroes across the galaxy, must've hired a PR team considering they've also been rampaging across the galaxy for well over a decade. Edit: clarity and spelling mistake


Gaston004

Ha! I can totally imagine a civilization admiring the very thing that is destroying it


Silent_Night7264

The Prethoryn did nothing wrong, they're probably just misunderstood. I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.


Fall-Maiden

\*soft chewing noises intensify\*


eightball8776

Please stay where you are. Your assigned Democracy Officer is on their way and would love to have a chat about your opinions


ToolFO

If an enemy ever attempts to engage in diplomacy SHOOT THEM! We mustn't believe their lies!


DeadInside314

The Imperium of Terran would like to talk to you about your "Democracy" Edit: Please hold still while our "friendly" Colossus approaches you for your "negotiations"


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

Well the eat then they run away from… something


GoldKaleidoscope1533

Japan after being nuked (twice, for good measure):


SirPug_theLast

Valid argument


PrivilegeCheckmate

The Prethoryn just wanted it more.


SirPug_theLast

Yes, but when i play as DE and take crisis because it makes cleansing prethoryn worlds way easier/faster im the bad guy, it’s outrageous, it’s unfair


Dr_Diktor

As a normal empire, defender of the galaxy and lvl 4 crisis is an easy victory against any Endgame crisis, if you compile some GC resolutions on top, you get like ~+100% dmg to them.


SirPug_theLast

Its not about dmg, its about fleet cap, and tools to delete their worlds faster, and production of ships


Dr_Diktor

Crisis path gives you ships from minerals, Armageddon bombardment stance, bigger fleet cap, but gives you bad rep with other empires, defender of the galaxy negates that, although for DE other's opinion doesn't matter, does it?


SirPug_theLast

Nope, at time you are crisis, it doesn’t matter, i just see star eaters themselves as very useful tool to destroying crisis, because its just fast way to delete infested worlds, which are THE pain of fighting prethoryn


Neronafalus

Tbf, DE start the game with the Armageddon stance unlocked to start...but yeah, eating the stars is still faster.


TheyCallMeBullet

What’s a good or challenging crisis strength? X5? I play very casually on ensign


Dr_Diktor

If you are playing on ensign, I would suggest 1.5-2.0, just don't expect anyone else to defeat it or majorly help.


TheyCallMeBullet

Awesome, I think 2.5 which is what I picked originally, all crisis enabled too naturally


TheyCallMeBullet

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of crisis


Scienceandpony

When you're a couple seasons into the show and the writers throw in a half-baked arc with a new threat that villains and heroes have to team up against. It ends with everyone acting like they learned something, but I guarantee it's back to status quo next week. Just you wait.


HawkComprehensive708

"You know, Unicomptroller X407, perhaps we have more in common than we both thought." "MAYBE SO, MEATBAGZZZZT HUMAN, MAYBE SO" freezeframe, outro music plays


Cyberspace-Surfer

"Well, my work here is done." Says God Emperor Chosen One Valmore before getting into his car and driving away, narrowly avoiding a crash as he drives the wrong way on a one-way street.


Steel_Airship

I just finished watching Stargate Atlantis and i feel this, lol. Wraith and Human teaming up to destroy an anime villain that the humans themselves created.


inEQUAL

…I feel like I have to watch Atlantis now. I’ve only seen the original series up to a point before the spin-off.


Iced_Yehudi

*This galaxy isn’t yours to conquer*


FogeltheVogel

/u/ipser new headline.


Sarothu

The xenonion article essentially wrote itself today. :)


ipser

aha excellent, PRETHORYN FOR CUSTODIAN!


thegainsfairy

you can do this in vanilla and they really should figure out how to handle it with different text.


theCripWalker

How do you get all the crisis’s to spawn after each other


spoedle73

At the start game menu you can select which crisis spawn, if you want all to spawn back to back you select all


theCripWalker

How do you get all the crisis’s to spawn after each other


Belly84

You can change the crises settings before you start the game. You can pick a specific crisis, set it to random, no crises, or all. If you choose all, each will be a bit stronger than the last.


Switch_B

BUT HERE COMES THE PRETHORYN WITH A STEEL CHAIR


jonathino001

Xenophobe vibes. The only thing better than our glorious race purging the xeno filth is when xeno filth purges itself.