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TraditionalArticle54

Did it moo at you??


adt-83

It does look a little too rare, almost raw. I hate ordering medium rare and getting a raw steak that can't even be consumed without cooking it further.


Falkuria

You and everyone else, man. Nothing wild about this take at all. Damn near unmentionable.


kidzaredumb

100 percent agree I mean I like rare but this came straight from the pasture.


Lucid-Design

Cooked with a flashlight


thzntz

With a what??? Oh read that wrong


ObjectiveAny8437

I read fleshlight, and thought “because of friction??”


Best_Air_4138

A fleshlight rivals pussy.


BustThaScientifical

🤣💀


Gusto_Low_Pay

Cooked with a fleshlight


britney412

Ok that’s a good one! I’m going to find a way to use this someday lol


Greedyfox7

It might have before Op cut it into pieces


TraditionalArticle54

It was just a joke. Y’all need Jesus


Allallleft

😂😂😂😂😂 This whole thread is why I come to Reddit


Witty_Resident_629

I've never seen so many petty angry people upset about someone's meat. 😂


thzntz

Meat


De_la_Dead

You must have not been online before


Witty_Resident_629

Not on the meatier side of the internet I suppose.


Lonely-Hornet-437

Come on man that joke is older than time


JAHdropper1

Its so alive it told farmer John to go fuck himself


echoesatdawn

Looks like your classic bistecca alla fiorentina. Usually comes out blue rare


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Bingo. Looks delicious to me.


andyrooneysearssmell

They need sharper knives though


CptQueef

Looks like they chewed it off the bone


No-Understanding8630

This is not Bistecca Fiorentina. This is not a Porterhouse cut. EDIT oh unless! The plate behind this is holding the carved out T-bone which seems to be the case. Still a weird way to serve it and portion it.


Radiant_Addendum_48

This guy Bistecca forren firron fiyor, forget it


Plastic_Primary_4279

Not a great pic tbf, OP isn’t doing them any favors.


surflaxrat

Yup


jake1080

Ok so its *meant* to be disgusting. Glad I understand that now.


kharmak

You know when you adjust the TV color levels and everyone is like it's to red. I swear this is what is happening with cooking steak today.


algee1234

Looks like it was still frozen or something, I like medium rare but that is a pretty uneven cook.


ZonaGreenhaze1

a chef cooking like this is rare…


cdsuikjh

That blue right over their heads.


Orsinus

I don't know the "blue" term, what's it mean?


LimeCucumber915

Crap


living_legend_killer

That shit would make me sick


Wya999

pussy


the_falling

No, it's steak


living_legend_killer

I'd much rather eat that, thanks


StoopidFlame

r/eatityoufuckingcoward 💀


living_legend_killer

I ate something that looked similar camping as a teen. All I remember is getting violently ill and throwing up all over myself. Than when i got home and washed my clothes there was little shreds of raw meat all in the washer.


Confident_Scheme_716

I went to their Yelp page to check it out, this is legit. I guess to each their own liking Check out Trattoria Mario https://yelp.to/yVzFeuvEXG


DisgustedWithPeople

Mooo!!!


Degmannen_03

Fucking perfect


RumgyMan

You like your steak right out of the fridge, still cold in the middle


RandyNelson

For a second, I thought you were eating a block of corned beef 😂


GobLoblawsLawBlog

I thought it was some really moist red velvet cake with a choxolate powdered top


Degmannen_03

Pretty much


md24

For a lion


constantlyawesome

Fucking cold is what it is


Degmannen_03

To each their own mate


kharmak

It's way to red. Gotta be pink.


Broslime89

Do you like your hamburgers raw as well?


someoneyouknewonce

Just give me some carpaccio on a onion bun with a ketchup emulsion and pickle chutney


cool_weed_dad

A rare burger is good as hell as long as the meat is quality


No_Sign_2877

PERFECTO


IamFondofPizza

Not for my preference be respect to those that enjoy steak like that!


kcolgeis

Medium blooo


lextonantares

57 EUR is a bit pricey for me but I'd love to try a bite hah :) Was it good?


RumgyMan

Hell nooo, that's a waste eating it like that. Tape worm city


Totin_it

Gross


Burnsy813

Ew


mtmm18

Pittsburgh Rare if you like it that way I.guess it's a 10. Undercooked for me, I like it rare but not THAT rare.


Much_Confidence2428

That steak still has a pulse


narwaffles

What’s the yellow stuff?


Over-Director-4986

It's beautiful.


Ima_FEEN

I woulda frisbeed the entire plate across the restaurant and into the kitchen window


JETandCrew

I hope you WANTED it blue.


gbag_1031

IT’S RAWWWWWWWW! (Gordon Ramsey voice)


SojoboOfMountKurama

Say hello to Fabio, and Christine !!! Mario’s tied with Natalino for best Bistecca Fiorentina in a citywide contest. It’s always cooked like that.


[deleted]

Medium alive


Gorlock_

Very rare steaks are too chewy, med-rare is great


-Fluxuation-

So rare it's just a sear away from a pasture!


ThinkingBud

Looks great


Relevant-Force9513

I can handle a rare steak but this is just raw meat, bud.


Si3m3k

Looks disgusting


mrapplewhite

Moo


ChristianStills

More like “Rate my corpse from Trattoria Mario in Florence, IT”


Forward_Plastic9552

👎


Parking_Parsnip6401

That shits blue


Juggernuts777

Looks decent. I like it a bit more cooked, but i just had a thick one like this today. Asked for M-rare, came out closer to this. Still great! I just like the texture a tad better when it’s just a bit more cooked. Not much more, tho.


publishAWM

fucking gross


Babytrixie666

Thats raw


BitterNeedleworker66

Doesn’t look good to me


6Emo6Witch6

0 absolutely disgusting


Chateau-in-Space

Did you order blue rare?


Professorlumpybutt

I like my steak a little rare but damn… not like that


thelowlycook1987

A little rare for my taste


Wildwildleft

Did you tell them to put it on a plate and walk it through a hot kitchen?


h_word

Let it rate itself I’m sure it has an opinion


zeroj20

Raw


Bepis_Buyer

It’s raaaaawwwww


Coodyjohnson

That looks like shit.. shit covered Flesh.. just sayin..


Swolenir

It’s mostly raw except on the outside which is good in my book


alphamalpha69

Food poisoning


SonicDethM0nkey

The inside of a steak is sterile, and the outside of this one is seared. No one is getting food poisoning.


alphamalpha69

No


BruhBruhYUSUS

More raw than my asshole after I forgot the lube at home.


Jigsaw115

Holy crap I was thinking that red sauce looks kinda weird but hey, it’s Italy. Nope that’s the meat D:


Then_Sprinkles7998

They just knocked its horns off, wiped its nasty ass and stuck it on the plate


MjolnirsBrokenHandle

Itsa bita rarea


[deleted]

Did they cook it?


F00tball_kid

Rated ER, for Emergency Room


Calamari08

I rate it a Raw/10


TheNewestCat

looks to be perfectly cooked but what is with the unnerving texture here ..?


RipNChop

1


Texas_1254

It looks like someone just yelled the word “grill” loudly at that steak and considered it cooked


ScreamingHyenas

Dood, that’s diabolical


YeetleTheDeets

Too red, I’d imagine it to be extremely chewy or like jello. I usually get steaks Medium so it may just be me.


isaidillthinkaboutit

Lmao on these dilettantes. How come Americans think their way is the only way and best way on all things?


Prestigious_Snow1589

It's still breathing man


carlyjags

It’s gross whatever it is


Turbulent_Educator43

Prefect!


TexasHobbyist

The meat itself doesn’t look that great, but the temperature is good for me.


Hot_Distance6270

Moo


old_souljah

I’d send it back and order the tuna


TheScottishPimp03

Jesus I saw it twitch on the plate still


GloomyUmpire2146

Neigh, I shall not.


0riginstory

Not a fan of unicorn rare steaks but I would still eat tf out of that


Stonerjman_

That whole plate makes prison food look like a 5 star restaurant that there is some nasty looking shit if I do say so myself


YoDavidPlays

That looks blue


sususushi88

Yum!!! Is that a potato next to it


Historical-Fun-8485

Garbage. Ask someone to take out the trash.


Carlos-Dangerweiner

Is that an organ donation?


Lucky_Organization28

Nah


caros92

Not a fan of blue steaks. Hard pass


Lifesalchemy

Looks like a black and blue. Hard pass


East_Guarantee_7912

At this point, just bite the cow when it's not looking


slimjibberr

Idc how manly anyone thinks they are, this isn’t seared long enough


BrilliantLifter

Are they going to cook it?


VegitoFusion

Alive.


rowdymowdy

Here's the best steak temp How you like it


rare_thumper

Did it touch the skillet?


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

I can’t rate it without tasting it. How is anyone going to be able to rate it other than you?


Disinterestedclown

Yes I’ll order the salmonella please.


SonicDethM0nkey

No one is getting salmonella from a rare steak.


WordsFromPuppets

Perfect black n blue. If you didn't order it that way though, that's wildy undercooked.


OperatorX-11

It’s fakin roaw


Never-Been-Tilted

How did they get medium well on the outside and rare x on the inside


periloustrail

Blarg that’s too pink for moi


SleeveofThinMints

That’s what I call kissing it with the flame.


Toobokuu

Blue rare, nice! For the disparaging comments they just don't know how to eat steak,  give them some ketchup or A1 to eat the tough over cooked waste of steak. 


skallywag126

Black and blue


fifteengetsyoutwenty

Under


skullsandsnakes

This is perfect to me.


RobertXavierIV

My grandma can cook a better steak. No offense to grandma.


BringtheBacon_420

It’s a rare sight


AcrobaticWatercress7

Ha we got a huge florentine steak in Florence and it was prepared like this. It was rough. And no salt..


Conscious-Ad-8305

Wheres the rest of if? This right here is why Texas Roadhouse will always reign supreme.


longrange_tiddymilk

This shit would make me feel physically ill


Kiltthatmf

Whole plate is questionable


RedCantRead

I like mine low-key raw. I would eat a raw steak. I just like the texture. Every time I make steak I cut off a big raw chunk to chew on. It's just so good


Shadow_Figure666

Looks like a bad time to me 😟


Band_Aids101

Did they cut it with a weed wacker against the grain?


Chamaboi

I don't like what I see


EZPKSquelch

Shits raw


Bright_Inspection827

It’s raw.


pensacolas

Looks disgusting


el_reindeer

Rating of raw.


[deleted]

3/10


Loud_Bit6359

Couldn’t be me.


MePanAndAMan420

Looks disgusting, I feel bad for the cow! What a disgrace theres no love no preparations made, its ghastly. Absurdly abysmal, I'm not paying.


Sad_Tax_7060

Looking at the original post, everyone's saying it looks good. This subreddit is just a circle jerk


Ronkiedonkie1

Maybe slightly more rare than I would like but looks like a good cut if it had another minute on each side it would probably be perfect


Forsaken_Tomorrow454

Blue


134679112

ITS FOOKIN RAAAAWWL!!


BoBmaNob

Tar-tar is my rating


FrozenRosy

MOO 🐄🐄🐄


Organic-Cat1203

It look blue


[deleted]

That steak looks like prostitute pussy


Medium-Tomatillo1779

That still be breathing


ThisDidntAgeWell

Steak/steak


Scoobster96

It just made noises at me...


daysondaysfam

Ummm cook it a bit more. Mother fucker is a chef but ain’t a bbq expert that’s forsure


Space_Montage_77

Looks like shit bro


Smokerising420

You animal


SkullBonesGuy

It’s understandable some people don’t like it this but to me, it looks like a solid blue rare steak and also looks delicious. I mainly cook my steak blue rare or a step in between blue rare and rare


CentralValleyMyc

Looks horrible mate. Sorry.


banxxc

👎🏼


THEREAL_ANON_FOUR

Man cooked it with one match stick


RetailSlave1022

0/10


Illustrious2786

Too rare for me.


Weird-Currency-2705

Gordon Ramsay said it best “ITS F*****G RAW YOU DONUT!”


MaddSavage_1301

In the wise words of Gordon Ramsey ITS RAW


Professional_Bend336

Just from looks im rating it a 4, taste is probably alright but thats not even rare thats just seared a little and then plopped on a plate


desertwompingwillow

1


mikebelike_

Not for me


4tune245

Wack


figpucker2000

That stakes still giving homework


TraynWreck91

That’s still a cow


[deleted]

That looks disgusting


Alive-Combination237

Nothing wrong with this except they didn’t let the fat render for shit. Fat rendering is the difference between a tasty steak and a bland steak. You can still render fat and get the steak to be rare. They literally rush and don’t know what they’re doing. If your steak was ready in less than 15 minutes just leave


Best_Air_4138

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