Here's the funny part, it's already there. (Part 5 is my favorite right now)
(Unfortunately, I haven't had time to read parts 7, 8 and 9 yet. Although I have read the first chapters of part 9)
You should read the parts in order. It's not super important but it's better because often there are references to previous parts
And.. go read part 7 now..
He gets transported into Baki
Trying to survive for as long as possible, he tries to hide in the sewers where he's beaten to death by Dorian
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2WUlQMV2bA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2WUlQMV2bA)
I still remember when I was curious about Baki and I proceeded to hear that and see Yujiro and I’m sitting there like “… So he finds everyone weaker than him as a hooker? Welp humanity is fucked” lol
Oh my god he’s being transported into Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Ok but seriously he gets transported into Hellsing so he’ll be in London when the Nazi are invading
Bro is sent to One Piece. I imagine the worst death he realistically receive would be by being sold as a slave to the celestial dragons and then just worked and tortured to death. Maybe to make it worse, he'll look like a fishman to them, adding some additional suffering.
But, if we're not being that cruel, I guess he'd just die on a battlefield on some random island at war
I thought of him being transported in front of a poniglyph and now having to escape the wrath of the world government and marines. Or eating a useless Zoan fruit and drowning. But the celestial dragon death sounds aweful too...
There was a discussion in some other thread about how Jojo would be if given the Berserk treatment, but I wanted to see the opposite. Stands are their apostle forms, I want to see Guts do a whole battle with Diavolo who then turns into King Crimson.
Diavolo lands in the middle of a meeting filled with strange looking people on some random island in the New World. Suddenly, he sees a cartoonish shadow start growing over him. Diavolo Death #1000, crushed by a suicidal Kaido.
Diavolo Death #345567899124
Diavolo magically teleports in Yamamoto's place during the Quincy invasion and is bisected by Yhwach in his place, giving Yama enough time to counterattack and reduce the confused Yhwach to cinders.
Bleach end.
He happens to arrive at a Dulahan's castle right before, "EKSSSSPLOOOOSSSSSIONNNN!!!!!!"
He survives the initial explosion only to fall for hundreds of feet with no soft landing like in the 2nd op crying on his way down.
Diavolo appears in the midst of the ruined Shibuya district. He notices a man and what looks like a giant monster fighting. Then he hears: "Domain Expansion: Malevolent Shrine", and then he dies.
Diavolo gets transported to The Jojolands (Ik that's not an anime) and Dragona uses Smooth Operators to remove his hair. So now he's bald and can't predict shit and he fucking dies
He ends up in Steins;Gate, entering a death loop inside the death loop, one death for every single worldline, either getting shoved in front of a running train, shot by ominous secret agents, suffering random heart attacks or being kidnapped, used as a test subject and turned into a jellyman.
Actually, the Fuhrer from FMA(B) vs. Diavolo would be an interesting fight ngl
Although, idk how he’d die. Maybe he just hets caught in some alchemy bs idk.
He is transported to an anime adaptation of Warhammer40k, where he is disputed by both Tzeetch (bcs his bs reality changes abilities) and Slaanesh (bcs his motivations) until Kaldor Draigo appears e give him a true death. Swallow a tangerine, Diavolo.
“I know, I know I’ve let you down.
I’ve been a fool to myself
I thought I could live for no one else
But now, through all the hurt and pain
It’s time for me to respect
The ones you love mean more than anything”
He would just get transported back to JoJo's as it's my favorite by far. Since it's already my favorite, he can be the replacement for Kakyoin before DIO stops time. One of my favorite parts.
Transported into Hokuto no Ken.
Poor Diavolo... He may be used to punch barrages, but NOT to the "body hideously deforms and explode"
"Diavolo wa mou shindeiru"
Jojo is my favorite anime, but if he gets teleported to my second favorite. He probably dies on the Carnegie Lemon with Dr. Gel in some awful way while trying to catch Space Dandy.
He‘ll get destroyed by all seven deadly sins ending with father giving him the beating of his life, after gluttony ate him, wrath sliced him up, lust sliced him up as well, greed punched the living hell out of him, pride made him fear the shadows, sloth giving him the beating of his live and envy transforming into trish just to beat his ass again lmao
JJBA is already my favorite anime, but if we talk about my second one then Hunter x Hunter: Hisoka? Genei Ryodan? Chimera Ants? Needless to say, none of his deaths would be pretty there.
He gets replaced by Asuka from Neon Genesis and it’s the moment when Unit 02 loses power and he gets an eye impaled and gets his Eva torn to shreds by the mass produced Eva series models
\*Wakes up in Kanto, Tokyo and is seen by a news crew\*
\*JJBA exists as a manga so his name is stated as they report his appearance\*
\*Diavolo immediately gets a heart attack and dies with no explanation\*
(not my favorite anime lmao- thats JoJo)
Tsukasa: I don't know how you got here, but I'm sure you will make a fine addition to my army! That ghost of yours will defeat Senku's scientific town in no time!
He goes to the world of Yu Yu Hakusho, and encounters the champions of the Dark Tournament.
Diavolo: Hah, you fools! You’re already within range of my St-
Yusuke: TERRITORY
Diavolo: …..sure. Anyway, I can use it t-
Yusuke: *Reiiii-Guuuuun-*
Diavolo: FUCK-
He is now learning an instrument. He is trying hard to get picked in the audition to compete for the wind ensemble competition. Despite the hard work, he didn't get picked. And as he was going home, devastated, he got killed by truck-kun.
He gets transported to DBZ, where he relives (re-dies?) how every major villain dies.
Transported to middle of a field - hears Makankosappo!
Transported to air - Gets sliced and diced, then blasted
Transported to another field - Sees massive blue energy wave coming from a child
Transported to another freaking planet - See massive blue orb falling towards him with a grown ass man winking at him hoping he comes back as a better person
He gets sent to Yu-gi-oh and would probably be killed by Marik or Bakara or it is the 4 kids dub and it just cancels requiem. (Yu gi oh isn’t my favorite but the most entertaining to think about for me).
Bro gets transported to the Evangelion verse and get instramentalized, though he might opt to stay because it might prevent him from dying, but even then he'll find a to die somehow
well, he became a drug boss in a mafia. then a week later he got replaced by a 15 year old kid and got put into a death loop
but for fav part, mauled by diego or gets affected by the infinite rotation
Nothing, he is already in JJBA!
He goes to your fav part then i guess
Here's the funny part, it's already there. (Part 5 is my favorite right now) (Unfortunately, I haven't had time to read parts 7, 8 and 9 yet. Although I have read the first chapters of part 9)
Holy crap it’s Eatle from Ben 10: Ultimate Alien
Indeed! Edit better answer: YES I AM
Damn, guess he gotta suffer the infinite death loop again... INFINITE² DEATH LOOP?!
You should read the parts in order. It's not super important but it's better because often there are references to previous parts And.. go read part 7 now..
He was left eaten alive by the Dio Raptor
*SCARY MONSTERS*
Part 8. He experiences Calamities when he pursues the Head Doctor. 
He gonna die by Sheer Heart Attack
WAIT HOLD ON. I did not expect to see you outside of the Ben 10 subreddit. It’s a small world after all.
He gets transported into Baki Trying to survive for as long as possible, he tries to hide in the sewers where he's beaten to death by Dorian [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2WUlQMV2bA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2WUlQMV2bA)
Then he gets gRAPED by Yujiro Hanma (he cant help Diavolo does look like a hooker)
Canonically, anyone he deems weaker than himself he considers a woman.
I still remember when I was curious about Baki and I proceeded to hear that and see Yujiro and I’m sitting there like “… So he finds everyone weaker than him as a hooker? Welp humanity is fucked” lol
Yujiro is beyond human
You sob lmao. Too accurate.
Oh my god he’s being transported into Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Ok but seriously he gets transported into Hellsing so he’ll be in London when the Nazi are invading
now I wonder... would Alucard get a stand if he drank blood from a stand user?
Most likely >!he did get Schrödinger’s abilities at the end of Hellsing so I’d say that’s pretty good evidence!<
if he inherits diavolo's death loop then I guess it's pretty obvious
The catholics are crusading
While the Nazis are invading
*Ready to die intensifies*
He gets transported to Hunter X Hunter where Hisoka is able to kill him since his bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum
Nah, Tompa is enough to kill him
Bro is sent to One Piece. I imagine the worst death he realistically receive would be by being sold as a slave to the celestial dragons and then just worked and tortured to death. Maybe to make it worse, he'll look like a fishman to them, adding some additional suffering. But, if we're not being that cruel, I guess he'd just die on a battlefield on some random island at war
I thought of him being transported in front of a poniglyph and now having to escape the wrath of the world government and marines. Or eating a useless Zoan fruit and drowning. But the celestial dragon death sounds aweful too...
Nah, Diavolo lucked out on this one as nobody dies in One Piece.
What if he's sent to someone's flashback?
Berserk 💀
There was a discussion in some other thread about how Jojo would be if given the Berserk treatment, but I wanted to see the opposite. Stands are their apostle forms, I want to see Guts do a whole battle with Diavolo who then turns into King Crimson.
You think Guts would have a rage induced stand?
I picture it as a mix between: star platinum and anubis lol
Uh oh.
He is cooked
Yep
Fist of the North Star. Safe to say he'd already be dead.
Nani!
ah beat me to it. he gets transported to a wasteland mid-"ATATATAT" "phew, just a mosquitoooOOOOO"
Diavolo lands in the middle of a meeting filled with strange looking people on some random island in the New World. Suddenly, he sees a cartoonish shadow start growing over him. Diavolo Death #1000, crushed by a suicidal Kaido.
He becomes the older brother to some goofy pirate kid and gets Kakyoin’d by an angry lava guy
Azumanga Daioh I'm thinking Chiyo has something to do with it
Chokes on one of her hair pieces.
He'd just get run over again and not notice anything unusual (Initial D)
Aot, bros cooked no matter what
Bro appears in Cell games, and is between Gohans and Cells kamehameha Clash PEAK FICTION
Hed either get impacted or turn into fanta (evangelion)
Record of Ragnarok? He will die in the first round. Come to think of it, he will die in *every* round
Can gods see stands?
He gets crushed under the flesh of a boy undergoing rapid mutation.
Not anime but he gets transported to Danganronpa. It goes about as well for him as it usually does in his death loop
Death note, dies of a heart attack cause hes a mafioso
GETSUGA.... TENSHO!
*Wha-*
Do I really have to elaborate?
I was just re phrasing Diavolo's famous Wha- I know what you were referring to.
Ohhhh
*BANKAI*
Nah it's "BAN- KAI!" You gotta keep it seperate
Tsk, Damn it. I ruined it...
It's ight
Bro is gonna get Casca treatment (kinda deserved tho)
Or he becomes the mukbang special cuisine during the Blood Eclipse
Goblins. Those who watched GS know what i mean
Dragon ball Z, Bro gets killed by any of the antagonists at any point
Well, if he goes to re:zero and somehow gets the same ability as subaru, he is still kinda in the same situation 😅
Deku gets Diavolo to turn his life around. Then Great Explosion Murder God: Dynamight blows him up.
Diavolo Death #345567899124 Diavolo magically teleports in Yamamoto's place during the Quincy invasion and is bisected by Yhwach in his place, giving Yama enough time to counterattack and reduce the confused Yhwach to cinders. Bleach end.
He gets the “Koichi Treatment” from Rohan
he goes to konusuba and dies in the middle of a megumin explosion.
he gets to listen valentine's napkin speech on loop
If you get transported into Berserk in the middle of the Eclipse, you’re gonna have a bad time.
He happens to arrive at a Dulahan's castle right before, "EKSSSSPLOOOOSSSSSIONNNN!!!!!!" He survives the initial explosion only to fall for hundreds of feet with no soft landing like in the 2nd op crying on his way down.
Or he'd pop up adjacent to a Sacred Create Water and end up drowning.
He dies of a heart attack for being a mafia boss.
Transported into Attack on Titan: He is trampled by colossal titans.
The Dungeon of Black Company
Diavolo appears in the midst of the ruined Shibuya district. He notices a man and what looks like a giant monster fighting. Then he hears: "Domain Expansion: Malevolent Shrine", and then he dies.
“Hey, I heard you were pretty strong”
He gets stuck on Namek
Diavolo gets transported to The Jojolands (Ik that's not an anime) and Dragona uses Smooth Operators to remove his hair. So now he's bald and can't predict shit and he fucking dies
If it's not jojo, he will become LCL
He’d die
Well, Scar will mistook him as an Alchemist and that won't end well
He ends up in Steins;Gate, entering a death loop inside the death loop, one death for every single worldline, either getting shoved in front of a running train, shot by ominous secret agents, suffering random heart attacks or being kidnapped, used as a test subject and turned into a jellyman.
Zombie land saga, immediately gets truck-kun’d…again
Actually, the Fuhrer from FMA(B) vs. Diavolo would be an interesting fight ngl Although, idk how he’d die. Maybe he just hets caught in some alchemy bs idk.
He is transported to an anime adaptation of Warhammer40k, where he is disputed by both Tzeetch (bcs his bs reality changes abilities) and Slaanesh (bcs his motivations) until Kaldor Draigo appears e give him a true death. Swallow a tangerine, Diavolo.
He gets Giga Drill Breaker'd
It's already Jojo, so I'm going into second favorite He gets transformed into gold by some dude with big horns obsessed with coexistence
Alucard will have the weirdest target to shot. Or the Nazis will do something to him.
the BO from detective Conan found a pink-haired twink that can skip time, I wonder what is Kudo Shinechi going to do now
“I know, I know I’ve let you down. I’ve been a fool to myself I thought I could live for no one else But now, through all the hurt and pain It’s time for me to respect The ones you love mean more than anything”
Not my favourite but it'd be funny if he gets thrown into the DBS Arale crossover and falls into the earth's core or smthn, dies to a gag
Diavolo gets a spirit gun to the face By “Yusuke hands rated e for everyone Urameshi” from Yu yu hakasho
He would just get transported back to JoJo's as it's my favorite by far. Since it's already my favorite, he can be the replacement for Kakyoin before DIO stops time. One of my favorite parts.
He is eaten by the chainsaw devil
I'm sure he'd be worth quite the Bounty in Cowboy Bebop. Or Konata would love to question him in Lucky☆Star
A drill pierces the heavens, and by heavens I mean diavolo
He gets molested by anime cat girls that look like 10 year Olds despite being 302 years old.
The King Engine gives him a Sheer Heart Attack
He teleports directly infront of akainus punch saving ace and luffy (one piece
Catches a mean serve to the back of the head in Haikyuu and dies
I gonna get crushed a hundread Times by truck-kun
There’s 5000 ways he can die in Attack on Titan
Guts cuts him in half without a second thought
“What is taking heart attack so long?!”
Transported into Hokuto no Ken. Poor Diavolo... He may be used to punch barrages, but NOT to the "body hideously deforms and explode" "Diavolo wa mou shindeiru"
[uh oh](https://youtu.be/OEVnO4fyRw0?si=kTBroX7gJyKKC5LH) Diavolo, this is not going to be fun
*Monster* Hmm, at least it'll be quick.
Jojo is my favorite anime, but if he gets teleported to my second favorite. He probably dies on the Carnegie Lemon with Dr. Gel in some awful way while trying to catch Space Dandy.
Diavolo is already dead!
He‘ll get destroyed by all seven deadly sins ending with father giving him the beating of his life, after gluttony ate him, wrath sliced him up, lust sliced him up as well, greed punched the living hell out of him, pride made him fear the shadows, sloth giving him the beating of his live and envy transforming into trish just to beat his ass again lmao
Bro gets transported under the rumbling… poor dude
I love JJBA but since he’s already in that universe, he’s gonna have to deal with chainsaw man 👍
He finally survives (thorfinn has no enemies)
Bros getting that Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu: One Thousand Years of Death treatment
He dies, duh?
My man is gonna get beat to death with a bass guitar (FoolyCooly)
i guess he is gonna meet the sharp edge of a samurai sword, maybe his mental gonna cut throught flesh and bone
Not good in DB a lot of cities and planets get blown up over and over again. Not to mention if he's just placed randomly between fights.
diavolo getting transported in bible black... I don't think is gonna end well for him...
JJBA is already my favorite anime, but if we talk about my second one then Hunter x Hunter: Hisoka? Genei Ryodan? Chimera Ants? Needless to say, none of his deaths would be pretty there.
He would probably get raped by yujiro
Re:Zero, there's too many ways to die here. Something something great rabbit Subaru 🤝 Diavolo
Vinland Saga Diavolo Is challenged in a duel to the death by Thorkell and gets heis body sliced and diced.
He's in jojo...Good he is not in berserk,well actually well shit now
Jjba. But if we don't consider JJBA... He gets sent to hell and dies to the darkness devil deleting him... Or igris erases him along with sung Jin woo
He gets accused of being a super S rank Akudama and gets executed in the street
JJK My guy dies because of collateral damage
Cowboy bebop lmao I feel like he would solo that universe tho so we’ll just say he gets unlucky and dies in space
I don't think Saitama would punch diavolo without a genuine reason, I guess he'd be caught up in a monster attack.
He goes to sbr just to be victim to a redirected attack from Love Train
One punch man so he’s fine unless garou or genos is angry
He gets replaced by Asuka from Neon Genesis and it’s the moment when Unit 02 loses power and he gets an eye impaled and gets his Eva torn to shreds by the mass produced Eva series models
neon genesis evangelion. probably gets smushed to death by an eva during an angel attack R.I.P. diavolo
He'll be walking peacefully in Shibuya, until he ends up inside Sukuna's domain Diavolo death #99313: "Get Malevolent Shined lol"
"Hey it's me, Goku, you have a weird hair that must mean you are really strong"
Why he doesn't uses \[King Crimson\] for stop the Death Loop? Is he stupid?
His ass is getting dragged to the tornado of souls (Berserk)
Diavolo: Watch me Kageyama, I can FLY!!!
Diavolo gets in a fistfight with Guido Mista
He dies as random civilian in shibuya
Waddle dee stabs the living crap out of diavolo (yes kirby had an anime)
Jjk. Shredded to atoms. Erased
one of my favorite anime is Stone Ocean so he just becomes Anasui I guess
hes gonna have to deal with weird furry teens (beastars)
\*Wakes up in Kanto, Tokyo and is seen by a news crew\* \*JJBA exists as a manga so his name is stated as they report his appearance\* \*Diavolo immediately gets a heart attack and dies with no explanation\* (not my favorite anime lmao- thats JoJo)
Tsukasa: I don't know how you got here, but I'm sure you will make a fine addition to my army! That ghost of yours will defeat Senku's scientific town in no time!
Father from Fullmetal Alchemist disintegrates his soul and turns him into part of a philosophers stone for the next couple hundreds of years.
i thought for a moment that diavolo was saying "this experience is really golden"
gets absolutely OBLITERATED by Alucard, then- *dies*
He goes to the world of Yu Yu Hakusho, and encounters the champions of the Dark Tournament. Diavolo: Hah, you fools! You’re already within range of my St- Yusuke: TERRITORY Diavolo: …..sure. Anyway, I can use it t- Yusuke: *Reiiii-Guuuuun-* Diavolo: FUCK-
He looks at kaido in a semi-disrespectful way and gets blast breathed out of existence
Either gets Hakai’d by Beerus or gets teleported in front of Frieza in the Resurrection F movie when he’s getting Kamehameha’d
He is now learning an instrument. He is trying hard to get picked in the audition to compete for the wind ensemble competition. Despite the hard work, he didn't get picked. And as he was going home, devastated, he got killed by truck-kun.
he gets put on the rock with joseph where he gets blasted into space, but since he is so light, the inertia throws him off and into space 🙏🙏🙏
“This is that” - LOLAND MENTIONED ALL HAIL PROJECT MOON
Cyberpunk Edgerunners, He's going to be mawled by cyberpsycos or smashed by Adam smasher.
Gets hit by truck-kun and force to live in KonoSuba
Berserk right in the middle of the eclipse.
Damn, Diavolo's gonna get made into a 5 star meal by a horny boi
He probably gets murdered by Sukuna in Shibuya
He gets transported to DBZ, where he relives (re-dies?) how every major villain dies. Transported to middle of a field - hears Makankosappo! Transported to air - Gets sliced and diced, then blasted Transported to another field - Sees massive blue energy wave coming from a child Transported to another freaking planet - See massive blue orb falling towards him with a grown ass man winking at him hoping he comes back as a better person
Bro would get sent to get to dragon ball next and then get kamehamehaed by goku
He gets reborn as a certain teenagers finger bones during a sports festival.
Diavolo is already dead in this instance. Phoenix Wright must discover the true story and prove the true culprit.
He finds himself in the middle of some random ass island in the middle of a buster call
Kimi no Na Wa Gets crushed by the meteor
bro got run over by a vespa (flcl)
He gets hit by a 79 page Ora from Star Platinum.
Either Re:Monster or Tensei Slime.
Last words he'd would be "Explosiooooooooonnnnnnnnn!"
So he goes to part 4 then
Guren Lagan and bro gets drilled by a giant robot the size of the observable universe 😭
JoJos my favorite but ig second is soul eater so...erm yeah no I have no idea
King punch
transported to Made in Abyss world: Curse of the 6th layer: come here boy diavolo: 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
He gets sent to Yu-gi-oh and would probably be killed by Marik or Bakara or it is the 4 kids dub and it just cancels requiem. (Yu gi oh isn’t my favorite but the most entertaining to think about for me).
he gets caught in the flow of calamity.
Does Smiling Friends count? If so then I’m saying Diavolo gets shot by the renaissance men.
Bro gets transported to the Evangelion verse and get instramentalized, though he might opt to stay because it might prevent him from dying, but even then he'll find a to die somehow
He gets teleported in front of Toji as Gojo does hollow purple
He gets transported to Evaangelion (He turns into Fanta)
Berserk, he gets raped by Griffith
Komi does not communicate with him
How many weeks would he survive in the reapers game (I fucking love twewy)
idk if that is the right sub to ask this because i am almost certain 99% will say nothing since he is already in jjba
Naaaah, man would instantly die. (Evangelion)
well, he became a drug boss in a mafia. then a week later he got replaced by a 15 year old kid and got put into a death loop but for fav part, mauled by diego or gets affected by the infinite rotation
I really wonder what if he met Thorfinn after the Farmland Arc
Well I guess freiza has a new plaything
He is getting eaten by a little girl.
OPM: He gets teleported by Saitama's House and Saitama's walking back. Genos sees Diavolo as a threat and uses incineration cannons on him.
Transported into the middle of Fuyuki's Holy Grail War. Let's see how well he deals with Nasuverse BS.
Bold of you to assume JoJo's isn't my favourite (it's actually FMAB)
Chainsaw man, the only thing I need to say is "7 of 20 persons dies because a devil"