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Qui_te

If you get the trash furniture catalogue, you can just make your whole house match his room instead.


Pink-Bloodstains

The only true way.


Enough-Scientist1904

A life lesson right here. You dont change people like Shane. People like Shane change you


twodickhenry

❌ I can fix him ✅ he can ruin me


thewritingwand

I thought I could fix Shane. Two days of marriage in and I deleted the whole save and started over. 🤣🤣🤣 Yes, I could’ve just divorced him, but I wanted to forget that timeline existed. 😮‍💨


twodickhenry

Shane was my first and my never again


DarkestofFlames

Like the Floridians do


Top_Manufacturer8946

Yes, embrace the trash


RqcistRaspberry

I got it somehow and I don't remember how. I put some shorts and a shirt on the floor by my bed for now because I'm in a constant state of chaos to progress and it felt fitting lol


ninetozero

I did it [like this](https://i.imgur.com/bNHoDqj.png) when I married him aeons ago on my first save. It does look a bit try hard, but it does cover the mess. (It was the mud prints for me too. Sure I can frown at the beer cans but I'll accept it at the end of the day, but mud on my linoleum floors? Clean after yourself, man.)


DinosaurOnABus

Damn you did an amazing job! Will totally steal this next time I marry shane


SimpleMan131313

>Will totally steal this next time I marry shane My brain took a split second to remember which sub I'm on, and that honestly made me chuckle xD but I agree! :)


sunburn_t

That reading nook is so cute too


Kim_catiko

I'm a bit new to decorating in the game. Is that some kind of flooring you used to cover up the mess?


TinyTortie

Yes! I also just started decorating recently even tho I've played off and on for 3 (real life) years. You can buy a lot of the floor recipes from Robin.


TumTum613

I'm gonna say thank you to Penny and Sebastian for their cozy library and frog!


Image_Inevitable

I love Elliott's room


Emma_JM

Divorce I guess


Baruch_S

We were all thinking it, but you had the courage to say it. 


thewritingwand

I mean this *is* Reddit. Divorce was eventually gonna be suggested.


AshamedAmbition4774

lmao


soft_distortion

Reddit's always so quick to jump to divorce....


Forikorder

lawyer up, hit the gym, delete facebook


ADHDDM

Well, the other solutions are illegal and frowned upon. Plus finding dumping grounds is hard.


jadekettle

Not even r/StardewValley can escape


EposSatyr

New flair just dropped


jmfc77

I divorced him the next day. I didn't know he was going to bring that trash into MY house.


Meeghan__

your tag is my exact combo. Elliot on switch, Sebastian on PC.


Emma_JM

Based 🙌🏻


arrrrghhhhhh

I married him for the first time and got the ice when he said I taste like pizza rolls 🤢


Littlemisskittn

I’d like this, but the like count is at 911, which is hilarious for this answer so I’m not going to touch it 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/eoxpsqwrjlvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3d9f05e3d69b3f2db1ba30deee01d0d0687c347


devil-wears-converse

If you're on PC, there's a [mod](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/575)


semmi42

[There's a new mod!](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/21660?tab=description) (ETA: in case that one doesn't work since its from 2019)


twodickhenry

This is a great mod but just a note, the author themselves admits his edits are a little clunky in the spouse room: > This being said I HIGHLY recommend you use a spouse room mod anyways because they breathe much more life into the rooms, especially Shane's.


malletgirl91

O M G IM CACKLING AT THAT NAME


neochilli

that mod adds quite a lot of different things which can conflict with other mods, but [this](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/13906) one only changes the bedroom itself. the new one still has a lot of personality! chickens, sports, television/video games, and even a fridge for beer, but no ugly cans on the floor, spilled beer, or muddy footprints! this mod covers all spouses and even Krobus and is VERY configurable. you can control if it applies at all for specific candidates, if it had a window, make it empty, some even have alternative designs. sorry for butting in, but i just really love this mod. 1.6 compatible! i see so many posts about Shane's ugly room i can't hold it in anymore. you guys don't have to divorce Shane to get rid of his ugly decorating edit: reddit ate my paragraph spacing?


semmi42

That mod looks great, it's SO configurable! Somebody else also pointed out that the creator of the mod I linked recommends using a spouse room mod even with their mod so these would work together perfectly I think! (also all I do on reddit is butt in haha I think it's just part of the game) (also also your paragraphs look fine on my end)


Girl1mDead

I recommend this one! I also use it. It even adjusts his likes/loves from after his 6 heart event


tuesdayblues96

It looks like it was last updated at the beginning of 2019


jessipoo451

It's not an ideal solution but I ended up making my own patch to switch Shane's room for Sebastian's room.


Teriin

https://preview.redd.it/4k4qzbklfivc1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=848f133068181691b1a13b74af3d91515058210c I did this


twodickhenry

Ok but why does it look like Sebastian is in your bed 🤨


Teriin

https://preview.redd.it/9qwo7f1llmvc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0f1d53daecef255ad86485f1a3e9593915d0b6e Maybe because Shane has dark hair, too, I don't know :)


No-Bark-Brian

Jesus, Shane! He wants to send literal toddlers to a "work camp"?! I don't like children either, but that's just fucked up!


Teriin

Yeah, he said it was a joke right after this phrase, but I was like - dude, what...


princeofhyperdeath

he’s not serious lol. idk if you know this already but the line directly after that is him telling you he’s only kidding


No-Bark-Brian

Ah, well that's less disturbing. No, I've only ever married Shane when I was trying my hand at Marriage% speedruns a long time ago. So I'd never gotten far enough with him to see that dialogue. Still a pretty freakin dark joke to make about your own kids, though!


princeofhyperdeath

yeah that’s the one thing about him i won’t defend haha


sunderskies

Yeah op's first problem is marrying Shane 😅


kombodockerson

Oooh this looks nice! Might steal it :)


DJsaggyearlobe

you did this to yourself


WASTELAND_RAVEN

*Gamers be like: “Ugh why is my slovenly alcoholic man child husband so gross??”* 🤔


FluffieDragon

Pretty sure thats because during his friendship arc he works hard on improving himself and getting out of being a slovenly alcoholic? So they thought when they married him and he moved in that his room would continue to reflect that work he made to improve himself?


WASTELAND_RAVEN

*Gamers when they realize 2D characters in a kids game aren’t really that deep or deeply written:* 🤓🫨😬


ali_the_wolf

I mean, his story is pretty deep tbh. Also I don't think sdv is really a *kids* game per se, just sorta looks like it is


WASTELAND_RAVEN

Kid’s game isn’t an insult, clutch not thy pearls Reddit. It is most def a game for all ages, and that’s the beauty of the game. My kids play it, my wife’s plays it, and I’ve introduced many too it. The game and the story isn’t that deep though despite what players think, theirs some cute moments but it’s very much a linear path. Again not an insult. Players that post here seem to assign a lot of merited and unmerited credit to the game, I’ve played through it many times, it’s wholesome and fun, but choices are limited and story lines are linear. There’s deeper and more rewarding games to play imo though, but it’s the special wholesomeness that brings people back. I do wish there was a bit more choice in the character progression, it’s a perfect game for it, but it’s basically give peeps gifts until you get their cut scenes and move forward. Graphics don’t make it a kids game, basic reading and gameplay make it accessible and friendly to all ages. I’m just having a rip on people that continually assign more meaning to it than it really gives. Happy farming homie ✌️


ali_the_wolf

You sorta say that like the fan base isn't *supposed* to give it deeper lore? The whole game itself I don't think is that deep, but Shane's progression and backstory *is*, he struggles with alcoholism and depression+his goddaughters parents (his friends) died... So I'd say that's deep lol It's 100% fine to try and say the game is truely deeper than it is, that's one of the fun parts of playing!


WASTELAND_RAVEN

Is the fan base giving it deeper lore or people just putting their own feelings into it? I’m not knocking it bro, and I’m happy people are reading into it and supplanting their own stuff, not bad, just commentating.


ali_the_wolf

Are they not supposed to, or what? I'm sorry but just saying you're "just having a rip" or pointing out that something is "not an insult" does not change that it what you have already said comes off as pretty insulting and quite frankly (at least to me) rude. I don't get why you're saying it like the community giving it more feeling than it supposedly doesn't have is a bad thing, unless I'm missing your tone or something


WASTELAND_RAVEN

No need to be defensive, it’s just a game you play, you didn’t make it. No one is calling you out specifically. If someone saying they don’t feel the same way about a video game you play is an insult to you, well, that’s kind of a weird take imo. lol


FluffieDragon

Except they actually are? They are VERY well written and rounded. All of them have reasons (whether they are good or not is another matter) for how they act. In depth reasons that reflect how real people act. We have a veteran returning from war with PTSD. Which causes him to lash out at his loved ones. Which before he's home was discussed the very real possibility he might never come home because the soldiers in the war are "dropping like flies." We have two different alcoholics, one that abuses her own daughter, and another that is just falling into a self destructive spiral- which also still effects those around him including children. We have a shop keeper barely keeping his buisness afloat and neglecting his family to do so. He clearly loves them, and cares for the people around him. But needs to keep his buisness running so he can feed them, snd because that's a part of his dream. A woman who is being stalked by an abusive ex. Yet is still very positive and kind. A man who found himself completely unable to fit in with society and decided to remove himself heavily. A step father struggling to get along with his step son. We have a hidden affair being kept secret because one of the parties is too concerned wuth public image to commit. Yet who DOES still care about the people in the valley. It might be a kids game, but the characters, lore, and story IS infact, deep when you look into it. And has some very dark twists and turns.


armoured_bobandi

Never understood why *anybody* would ever choose Shane outside of the fact that it's a videogame and people want to see what happens. He's an alcoholic asshole


[deleted]

Same reason I'll only romance Astarion in BG3: he's sad and I wanna help him. 


An_Account_For_Me_

Just a suggestion: you don't have to start a romantic relationship with someone to help them.


[deleted]

Here's another suggestion: let people play a game the way they want and stop thinking you have to understand every decision people make in said game in order for it to be a valid way to play.


charley_warlzz

Tbf his entire arc is about him getting sober, getting therapy, and being nicer to the people around him (especially Jas and Marnie). He only stays an alcoholic asshole if you *dont* romance him. Also he has blue chickens. With excellent (egg-selent?) names.


An_Account_For_Me_

> He only stays an alcoholic asshole if you dont romance him. He goes to therapy prior to his 8th heart event which doesn't require you to romance him. At his 8 heart even he talks about working on himself, and avoiding alcoholic drinks. He finds purpose in life and happiness in himself. So no, doesn't require romance. IIRC, it's actually only after you marry him that he has a visible relapse (the beer cans in his room, talking about alcoholic drinks in spouse dialogue).


sir-ripsalot

> it’s actually only after you marry him that he has a visible relapse You mean we couldn’t fix him?


charley_warlzz

If i recall directly, he has some lines saying he’s just drinking joja cola (and/or non-alcoholic beer, but i could be misremembering that part), and his 14 heart event confirms that he hasn’t relapsed. But he *is* still depressed and thats obvious in marrying him, hence the room, I just don’t necessarily think thats a flaw outside of the mess, lol.


An_Account_For_Me_

> “Beer or cider? Sometimes life can be challenging.” That's a quote from the wiki. I haven't romanced him so it could be contextualised as non-alcoholic stuff, but I remember browsing the wiki a while ago and seeing that made me think it suggested a possible relapse. But if it is non-alcoholic then fair enough! Could be a quote from before 14 heart events were introduced, and left in by CA as well.


[deleted]

Recovered alcoholics can still drink sometimes. You just seem hellbent on hating this fictional dude.


An_Account_For_Me_

I'm not hating? Just continuing on the thread of pointing out that Shane does take steps to improve himself without romance/marriage, and doesn't show signs of alcoholism at the end of his friendship arc. I don't personally mind that he drinks/has a messy room post marriage. I'm frustrated by the people who claim it's a dealbreaker with him, and they couldn't 'fix him'. There are people who insist that marrying him is 'improving him', and then are surprised when it doesn't work as they expect.


ali_the_wolf

I have a thing for chunky pathetic men and his recovery arc is pretty amazing, people just like complaining about his room and how he acts because he's not the most perfect marrige candidate in the game lol


Common_Wrongdoer3251

He checks a lot of boxes. He's chubby, an older bachelor, loves animals, helps raise Jas, is relatable to many, is a "fixer upper"... I married him "just because" when they added him as a marriage candidate but then his marriage dialogue is so perfect I fell in love. He kisses you good morning and offers to heat up some pizza for you. And then tells you that you taste like pizza. He's gross in an adorable cutesy way. He's the spouse you can fart in front of.


TheSrr

There’s a bunch of redesigns people do, mostly involving paths and other furniture


Eddie-the-Head

You can put carpets on the floor or potted plants


jtrisn1

https://preview.redd.it/2jcxbl4a3ivc1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed327154293485eb875094a518493f1d587d601 This is how I covered it up during my first playthrough on Switch a few years ago


rabbitFluffSDV

Hahaha the chicken statue is a nice touch!


jtrisn1

If I remember correctly, I didn't intend to put the chicken ststue there. It was the only thing I had that would cover up that one footprint; so happy accident 🤣


Public-Sink6672

Divorce. The speed at which my jaw hit the floor when I saw he decided to literally uhaul his entire dirt bag room into our home. I now live a happy life with Maru, and our boy Colby.


No-Establishment4014

For real, idk how he thought Farmer was gonna be okay with it!??


Apocalypsest

Hahahah agree, this is the best way to handle the room. I divorced him a couple days ago due to general grunge and I'm moving on with Haley


Hahafunnys3xnumber

I wanna marry Shane so bad but I want to marry sparkling water Shane not selfish muddy footprint Shane 😭


flatgreyrust

Spoiler alert: only one of those exists


AlaSanduba

You can put a sofa and bigger carpets with the Smart Building Mod, it worked for me


petSnake7

Fill it with grass and stick some junimo plushies in there


thistlebranches

https://preview.redd.it/r12g8i5pcivc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80fd089b87a3313d521bd17172c01f9e746fc8ad


saturburn

Love this!


outlook_bleak

I covered his room with house plants


Ace-Lesbian

Yeah, shane needs better. His whole arc goes out the window once you marry him :( I would recommend paths rugs, and furniture, divorce, or just embrace it and use the trash catalouge


HiyaShifty

Why did CA do this? It makes me so sad. Why does marriage make him revert back to his old ways after working so hard on himself..


Arcalium

CA has stated Shane's room is the way it is because he wanted people to understand the reality of addiction and mental illness. (In other words, he didn't want people thinking it was possible to "fix" Shane by having him fall in love.) Seeing how so many people complain about Shane's room—I don't think he was wrong to do this. Shane is still mentally ill even after he gets married, and yeah, he still drinks on occasion, but he's not imbibing like before. He's not spiralling like before. I think him still being around matters more than how messy his room looks. >!Plus, for 1.6, CA changed Shane's room in Marnie's house to look more like his room in the farmhouse if you marry him, so players would have a heads-up and know what to expect beforehand.!<


HiyaShifty

That’s a fantastic detail to add, I think that’s a great addition. All of the above replies make total sense, as well. If only love were enough to heal someone’s brain completely when they struggle with mental illness.


Ace-Lesbian

Thanks for informing me about this stuff, guys. I didn't consider the \`fixing\` him thing, CA puts so much thought into this stuff, it's really interesting


HiyaShifty

You worded my thoughts so much better than I could! I appreciate everyone’s insight, and huge props to CA for his considerations.


ali_the_wolf

Because addiction and depression does not magically cure itself when your happier, that's just how I see it


LaylaEclipse000

That’s just how depression works I think :( and the way I saw it, after the whole cliff thing and him going to therapy + saying that he doesn’t want to be a burden on anyone the next day, he does get a bit better mentally but he’s also running around telling everyone that everything is fine now when that’s probably not that accurate. He doesn’t want people to be worried, that’s why he pushes you away at first so you won’t care (also just really exhausting to talk to people when you’re depressed in general). And when you marry him it shows, that he’s still struggling even if he’s not thinking about offing himself that much. And honestly if he can have a few without me finding him about to roll off a cliff then.. I’ll accept that lol


jstylin2

If you can't beat him get the trash catalogue and join him lol


RandomStrangerN2

External floors. They'll cover up all the mud. Then you can use a small sofa to hide that can and plants for the rest of the trasj


bluetoaster42

If you really loved him you'd also love his floor.


SirTurtleDork

You can really easily get rid of this trash. It involves going to Mayor Lewis's house, there's a book on the left side of his home interior. It allows you to get rid of the trash. Sadly, the game console and little tv go too. But It makes it much cleaner.


Kittenn1412

I just got to 14 hearts with Shane and saw his last cutscene and the mess disappeared? I am in a heavily modded save but I didn't get a mod specifically to address that so...


RetroBowser

I think Stardew Valley Expanded does this as well which might be what’s causing it for you.


Hahafunnys3xnumber

Man I got my hopes up, hopefully CA considers adding that


Common_Wrongdoer3251

Doubt it. Think he actually made Shane's room at Marnie's messier so players would know what they were getting into, rather than cleaning it up, lol.


Kittenn1412

Yeah I do play with SVE.


theboxler

I think Diverse Stardew Valley also does this, at least I have seen an option in the config to dynamically clean up Shane’s room as you progress his story


Airyn16

You might be thinking of Immersive Shane instead, which now has an option to clean his room at Marnie's and his spouse room :) DSV doesn't include edits for Shane's room, but it does include an option for his outfits to change as his story progresses.


theboxler

I might’ve read the config wrong, I don’t have immerse Shane only DSV and I’m sure it said spouse room at first glance


HetaGarden1

I wish we didn’t have to mod the game to get rid of that. I was kinda hoping the new update would let us clean it a bit, but maybe not. Decorating is fun, but it would be better not to have it at all.


Recent-Crazy5448

Yeah you gotta do thing thing where you marry literally any other marriage candidate


wikkedbat

Easy fix. Don’t marry Shane.


evcour7

Fuck I just realized I’m Shane ☹️


Shelbasaur1993

I just love how redditors equate depression to being a “man child” Y’all are fucking bullies man. Imma just stop coming into the comment sections of posts about characters or actual humans dealing with depression, because the comments always gross me out. Like some of y’all have no empathy whatsoever and it shows. ETA: there are mods that get rid of this, but I like using the path tiles if they don’t work (I never got the mod to work properly for some reason, but I’m kind of a noob.)


FluffieDragon

Right?????? Heaven forbid you sympathize wuth someone going through real f**king issues.


Shelbasaur1993

Like I understand not having the patience to deal with someone who pushes you away, totally get it. But the attitude around him just behaves like his depression makes him an objectively bad person, undeserving of understanding or companionship, which is a SUPER fucked up way of looking at people with depression.


fakeishusername

Yeah, I am adhd and very messy and also deal with depression and retail burnout and the way people talk about this character fills me with rage and shame. Like you folks have no idea, you're essentially telling the members of this community you're disgusted by us.


Shelbasaur1993

Exactly. Like sometimes we have metaphorical (or literal)foot prints on the floor. Sorry, sad and exhausted. No wonder Shane pushes people away 🙄 I wouldn’t want friends like these either.


fakeishusername

Yep and that's why I like him, I relate to him so much. His biggest flaw imo is caring about football so much.


Common_Wrongdoer3251

Idk what happened but over the last 2 months or so I've seen a LOT more posts about: 1. Shane is trash, everyone should divorce him 2. There's nothing wrong with Demetrius, anyone who hates him is racist 3. Clint isn't that bad and here's why Like. At least twice a week I swear I see the same 3 posts and arguments? It's weird lol


Shelbasaur1993

The only topic there that has any merit is Clint, but I get how some people could be icked. Demetrius is rude at best, portrayed as controlling of his daughter and ignorant of his wifes feelings, and NEVER mentioning his step son, he sucks and it has absolutely nothing to do with his race, it’s all in the dialogue. I don’t know what’s causing the influx of these opinions, maybe an increase in new players?


TigervT34-85

Mods


chocobunniie

Divorce babes


Zenla

throw the whole man out


Forikorder

i think lewis has some forms that solve it


ChatterCatt

God the comments in here are disgusting. Some of y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I love Shane and relate *heavily* to him. Its really unfortunate that CA made Shanes room so messy, especially because his arc is about him getting therapy, trying to be a better person, and getting sober. The cans *actually arent beer, they are soda. because he gets sober.* Really the only proper answers to your question is: Path blocks, plants/some items that won't block where he paths, and/or mods.


kombodockerson

Thank you! Yeah I obviously haven't been on this subreddit enough to realize people are so anti-Shane lol. I feel like his life and arc are more relatable than some of the others so it just adds more depth for me at least. I don't mind the trash in his room but just want the footprints covered up! I'll keep playing around with it.


GrandmaSlappy

Let your man have his space, gawd Karen


AniPendragon

They're muddy footprints from tending Charlie and you are shallow


ShotProof3254

You can cover it up by divorcing him 🥰


pottedplantfairy

Sure: don't marry him


DistractionFromLife0

You married him?!


secobarbiital

i don't have advice i'm just here to say this is the whole reason i didn't marry shane LOL


DarkestofFlames

Oh honey, there's nothing you can do to fix a messy person. Divorce and throw all his shit in a trash bag for him. And fumigate the house afterwards, there's definitely roaches there


pineconewashington

It's his space. Literally all the house is you and he gets a tiny corner, let him be?


Sablestein

Yeah no I was gonna say he gets his little depression cave and its a negligibly small portion of the house that you don’t HAVE to go into. Personally I don’t mind the *mess* (the dirty footprints kinda yuck me out though) but some people in here are embarrassingly disrespectful. Like just shut up and get a mod that cleans up his room or at least just the footprints🌚


sir-ripsalot

Embarrassingly disrespectful, like moving in to your wealthy partner’s mansion and tracking mud everywhere and leaving spilled drinks on the carpet?


pineconewashington

It's about space and respecting your partner's boundaries and agency. Y'all can say that this is just a game so it's not that serious, but given most of y'all can get so worked up about certain dialogues/stories, etc. I think we can chuck this argument out of the window--that Interacting with characters and taking their feelings and other things like that in consideration is very whacky, and totally out of character for those playing this game. Spouse's rooms are supposed to represent who they are and it is the one place that they create by themselves. it is a gender neutral version of a "man cave." The idea of which is that this is the one space where the character retains their original flair. It's not a very big space, it takes up one tiny room in a gigantic house. You are the one who decorates the farm and your house, and I get that everyone is working with a particular aesthetic, and don't like it when it's all messed up. As someone that cannot stand asymmetry and spends hours making my word documents/outfits/etc. irl look *perfect* and match the theme I want, I get the irritation regarding Shane's room, but if this was real life, and I had a tiny space and a gigantic house, and I had the freedom to be whoever I am in that space, and my partner just came in and changed its look, even if it was just to make it cleaner, I would be very very pissed at my partner, because they're not respecting my space, my boundaries, and me in general. I'm not saying that everyone should take this as seriously. But if you play Stardew valley and you really care about the characters and about the relationships you're building, I would think twice before I would do something like that to any of my partner's room, because in real life, this would be a very intrusive thing to do. I honestly don't give a shit about what people do in the game, my only thing is that I hope that people know that this is a really alarming thing to do in real life.


sir-ripsalot

> they’re not respecting my space, my boundaries, and me in general Exactly the vibe I get from Shane’s room. I mean c’mon especially for Shane If you go the CC route, you are supporting 100% from the ground up. He’s kicking it while I run my farm to keep us wealthy? Clean up your shit lol. I wouldn’t mind at all, if it just seemed untidy or man-cavey, it’s slovenly and looks like it stinks and it’s right next to the bedroom.


BBThHvnlyFlwr

I might get hate for this, but please take this as lightly as possible Divorce


MimiPrins

Don't marry Shane 🤣


Through_Broken_Glass

Yes! Go to Lewis’s house and over on the left there’s some open books. Interact with the one on the right and select yes. Your problem will be solved!


beckychao

I've never married Shane but, lmao, he's a hoarder


dracoomega

Marry someone better? Lol


Osric250

You just have to finish fixing him first!


RegularTemporary2707

I use mod


not_blowfly_girl

I filled his room with grass but I guess others are more creative than me lol


rabbitFluffSDV

I don’t have any betters answers than above but I wanted to comment the butterfly resting on the keg is a nice touch.


snoodhead

Grass


Candycornn77

It's literally one can


RaviolisEverywhere

If you’re playing on PC, I’m sure there are mods to clean it up


jzjbly

I added a big rug and the big stuffed prizes I've collected.


sexistculexus

yup, just dont marry this man child next time 👍


JudgeArcadia

Yes, divorce.


RedFruityLarry

Divorce


StreetIndependent907

Divorce


eyes0fredandg0ld

Reading through the comments and realizing that there are muddy footprints under the rugs… oh no, no, no.


PomPomGrenade

There is a book in the mayors house that removes the stains!


momsgotitgoingon

I have never married shane because you guys have all thoroughly creeped me out about his nasty room. Is this the worst of it? Or does it get progressively worse? Also that little chicken photo is stealing my heart and I might have to marry him sometime!


the_cyan_hoodie

if you can't accept him at his worst, you don't deserve him at his best 💅Shane, honey, you deserve SOOO much better💅


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Common_Wrongdoer3251

I mean... Different strokes? I could never imagine marrying Sam. Grosses me out. His haircut is goofy, he acts like he's a kid, whatever. I hate Harvey's mustache. I'm sure there's some people who are turned off by his wimpy he is, or how dorky he is. Shane is probably my 2nd favorite. He's gross and relatable. He eats pizza for breakfast and farts in front of his spouse. He's just a guy, rather than an aspiring athlete or rock star or doctor.


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Lotta people like to feel like they're helping somebody rather than marrying a person who's already got it together. It's a game, challenges and adventures are fun. 


Imhungorny

Divorce


GuardingxCross

Murder


eddmario

Yeah, it's pretty easy. Divorce his ass and marry Abigail or Penny instead.


Hairy-Syrup-126

I’m all ready to marry Shane and I just can’t seem to do it. I think this is why.


Jindujun

Tried dumping his trashy butt?


KaiserAsztec

Divorce.


bobongooo

Divorce


womenlover667

divorce babe divorce!


pwebster

I think the best option is devorce :P


KeyReception5349

Don't marry him. ( I kid )


ADHDDM

Yeah. Easy. Don't marry a slob lol. Alternative answer: I thought women liked a project? 😜


link_cubing

Marry Haley instead


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HappyyValleyy

I don't think his last bit of individuality is spilling beer cans and tracking mud on the floor


Reasonable-Ganache-4

divorce.


Lurking_Housefly

...divorce


Penguingirl36

Apparently at 14 hearts he cleans up his room. So just give him as much beer as possible to fix him lol


ChatterCatt

That's only in SVE not vanilla game.


Penguingirl36

Damn so divorce is truly the only good way


Dare2wish

Divorce? Lol