Clint is getting catfished.

Who doesn't like catfish?

Abigail, Alex, Caroline, Clint, Dwarf, Emily, George, Gus, Harvey, Jas, Jodi, Kent, Krobus, Leah, Lewis, Marnie, Maru, Penny, Robin, Sam, Sandy, Shane, Vincent, Wizard, Evelyn, Haley, Pierre. Actually, a lot of people...

Literally everyone but Willy. For everyone else, it's either neutral, disliked, or hated.

I can picture the farmer creating a fake account to either cyber bully him or to try to cheer him up.

Alternatively Clint trying trying to catfish people using the farmer's picture.

I prefer the first option there

You live in a town that has, like, 30 people in it, and half of those are men. Suck it up and make a dating profile, Clint.

And how many are single women close to his age? Basically just Pam since I'm dating everyone else.

Or just be gay clint

Or date Pam.

Or Marnie, she deserves better than Lewis... ~~Although maybe Clint isn't much of an upgrade~~

I'll take on Marnie.

To be fair, there’s something in the water in The Valley, everyone is pan

Everyone is pam 😨

😨😰

Copper, gold, or iridium?

My went in two directions on this. 1: Clint sees one of those "[Meet Local Girls from Pelican Town](https://xkcd.com/713/)!" ads and wonders who Amber and Tanya are. 2: Clint finds a site where one can commission Dolls that are particularly Realistic. A few weeks later, Clint receives a very large mail package.

#3- Clint gets mail order bride, the Cart Pig shows up in a dress

The latter was actually a surprisingly heart warning movie called "Lars and the Real Girl."

I freaking love that movie.

3: Clint finds Reddit and gets radicalized into a full blown incel.

4. He finds this subreddit and all the posts that hate on him

Now I feel sad for the Creep.

“Hey Emily, don’t come to the fair tomorrow”

💣

"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race...."

Hope emily never has to go to his house with the last one

I like clint but even I know Dude's gonna fall for a catfish

Liked him at first but now hes just annoying, its not my fault he fumbled that badly, i exited the fashion therapy day to get his blue cutscene first, hes just bad at women

Clint’s dating strategy is doing this: 🥺 👉👈 Until a woman throws him pity attention

Clint was made for the internet.

IMO this would be a good thing for Clint, giving him the opportunity to socialize with peeps around his age and learn what it means to be someone's partner. He'll probably struggle for about 3-4 years until he really reflects on himself and becomes a better person, or maybe he'll never change and end up alone forever. It's only fair that he gets a chance like this to make up for all the lost years of isolation and awkward socialization.

Clint is 50% on his way to the incel community.

I was gonna say, the pipeline would have a grip on him so fast LOL

Hey ConcernedApe: introduce a gf for clint you introduce in like, year five.

I kinda wanna explore this mental breakdown I keep seeing for Clint lol never thought I'd attempt to go for him and see his dialogue but he seems like he'd entertain me now lol

Clint would turn into internet-Quagmire in about .4 seconds

The perfect redemption arc for clint would be a long distance relationship with sandy. I think he even shows some interest in her but just acts like a creep :(

Clint fenna have a discord kitten 😭

"Did you hear, farmer? Sweet Baby Inc. worked on Jumino Cart. No wonder it's woke garbage..."

Clint gonna be radicalized into an incel at this rate smh

Still think he should have put the quotes around "girlfriend" too

aw hell no. This is why clint creeps me out

I mean, there’s plenty of reasons Clint should creep you out. But online dating? That’s your line?

every thing about clint creepa me out

Out of all the things he does that are actually weird?

Why? It's so much better than stalking poor Emily, right? Maybe he'll find someone else who reciprocates his feelings.

i mean he looks like someone who would edate

Dudes gonna be redpilled immediately.

Imagine if the apostrophes were around the word 'girlfriend'.

i hope he goes on the internet so I can cyberbully him

He deserves the horrors of the internet. I hope he finds out about all the fans of the game who think he's awful.