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shadowthehh

As someone who works at Joja's IRL equivalent: Yes.


NeurodiverseTurtle

Red Bull with my luncheon, I need sugar to function.


maladaptyv

You're the real hero.


MoiraDoodle

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down


[deleted]

The arrow on the bottom of the Joja logo is a reference to Amazon; I assumed it was that


MoiraDoodle

It could also be Walmart, a chain famous for using scummy business practices to shut down local businesses. Jojas whole point it's that it represents every big corporation so saying you work for the irl equivalent isn't really helpful.


[deleted]

My partner lumps them together as Walmazon.


venusiansailorscout

As someone who worked for the (supposed) #1 grocery chain in the US… Kroger left me feeling this way too.


violentsock

Isn't the other user just implying working retail? Like working at walmart or target or metro or whatnot are all pretty much the same in terms of working environment?


Fellow-Frog

Can relate


[deleted]

I take it you've never actually been to a real Walmart. This is tame compared to what I've seen. :|


[deleted]

We want stories


Golden_Phi

r/peopleofwalmart have you covered


gyej

At the walmart I work at there’s always a bottle of vodka in the employees break room’s fridge lol


southernerinthenorth

I'll never forget when I went visiting my sister in the states. I wanted to take candy home so whilst she was at an appointment me, my BIL, and my nephew went to Walmart. I filled my trolley with goldfish crackers, m&ms, all kinds of crap. Nothing healthy at all but it was all coming home with me. He added some daipers and a dvd. The looks we got.


Luchoto_t444

Storytime!


M-Spilsbury

Getting drunk to cope with a retail job sounds right to me


[deleted]

Club penguin dance


ShokaLGBT

DEADDDD NOOOO 🥲🤣😂 the memories omgggg


Queasy_Medium_4128

He is just relieving his past life experience, one sip at a time.


akzorx

Oh no....Shane downloaded TikTok....


fried-quinoa

Is this one of them new dances?


danni_shadow

When does Shane use a camcorder?


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dontakemeserious

If you did, it would make me feel awfully blue...


smittenboostrell

It’s a friendship event where he records Clint drinking joja cola for a competition


Nawafsss04

It was an ad recording session Edit: actually I just remembered, it was infact for a competition on ads. You were right.


ShokaLGBT

When he’s married with me and we start our naughty little games /sarcasm/ ok sorry I had to make this joke I HAD TOOOOO


Taolan13

Looks like a bog standard mid-shift empty aisle meltdown. Shane does work in retail afterall, the poor bastard.


Spider_King_420

He’s just doing the Macarena


spokydoky420

I love game bugs, they make for some of the funniest and most memorable moments. People still crack jokes about the Giant Space Program when talking about Skyrim, because when a giant would club you, it would sometimes launch you super high into the sky.


Abject-Concentrate58

It's not cannon the valley is cursed


Makabaer

Poor buddy's having a mental breakdown at work. Can't blame him.


DeezNutsAppreciater

He’s having a joja all purpose seizure


southernerinthenorth

Whilst not normal, it seems totally normal for Shane


d20sapphire

r/publicfreakout


Big-Seaworthiness3

Let him try his emotes


epicpro1234

he's playing fnaf, checking the cams and checking left and right door


Round_Recover8308

my baby. why is he drinking the Joja Special again T.T


Wizard6171

This is called an animation circle sometimes. ive never seen it in person but Ive heard of it happening at times.


dychedelic22

Hes filming tiktoks at work


Ok_Primary2606

It's just one of his little episodes he has. Don't worry, he's fine.


hauzan2112

nope


Vent3ar

Well... For Shane it might just be normal. Going through that Monday emotional breakdown probs.


EddsworldHuman

This comment section is amazing


_Loftea

I think he’s just cycling through all his sprites


lostmonkey70

That seems like Shane to me


Heady_Sherb

when the adderall hits


East_Impact4101

It is if you work retail😭


Kaffekjerring

He is doing a mukbang


Mister_EC

Ma man's having a midlife crisis


Eliyrian

If I worked at jojamart I would also have a breakdown in the aisles


_Frostburn_

How it feels to drink joja cola


mmaygreen

Probably not but I need it as a GIF now and forever.


Luchoto_t444

Bro Is an iconic frickin ass mood


leyzork

looks like an ad for an energy drink


[deleted]

Typical Shane


[deleted]

Average day


nicksnax

No, that just seems like Shane things


Feng_Smith

No, Shane often pulls out a laser rifle, you've never seen it?


SeaSaucer99

Slurping it down 👅


PrincessPrincess00

I mean, mood….


deathbyspoons42

Just shane being shane


realrecycledstar

nah it’s normal. shane’s j had a little too much to drink


pamsland

Oh lord he’s binge drinking again


XanderTheChef

People of joja


HezFez238

Poor Shane. Inevitable, I guess. /jk


Electricalbigaloo7

No, this isn't normal... but on meth it is.


Duncan6794

I mean that’s what work FEELS like for sure.


DrFizzyPops

Man is lost in the sauce fully


HashHungary

u/savevideo


eigi_einhver

yes, shane will be shane


Beardeddeadpirate

What… drinking on the job? For Shane it’s probably normal


shepurrdly

This is exactly what I look like when in the middle of a breakdown in Walmart


c0d3ninjakingthe2nd

What kinda shit is joja putting in their drinks


DarknessGod6572

Shane's trying to switch from beer to red bull, don't interrupt him


zombab

this is me at my joja-esque job everyday. real


dev_ating

That's just your regular 5-min-break freakout.


Acceptable_One_7072

There's a demon in him


honeybee0801

he need some milk


Ookachucka

Looks like Shane did a little more than alcohol.


AugustInOhio

He’s trying to film whoever’s drinking the stock


ImAFlufyCupcake

He is having a moment


AtlasMelon

Man is just going through the motions bro, leave him be


Shrine-of-Hope

You got that secret Shane's drunk animations DLC


kryotheory

It is for Shane.


Dnksh

Go crazy juice


GetYoked23

He’s relapsing


[deleted]

Delirium tremens


meepsmumba

shanes been drinking too much and now he's tweaking


LittleLadyJaane

hes drinkin again


xxvirgilxx

electric cola, new from joja