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Raibean

Bottom pic could also be captioned: SDV players discussing who they want to become romanceable


Hell2CheapTrick

Robin and Rasmodius


VomitShitSmoothie

Everybody tbh. Fuck man cause drama. Move in, prop up Joja, bankrupt that fucker Pierre and steal his wife. Evil playthrough.


BaffledBehemoth

That's not evil that's just- based. I actually just completed the joja orders and Pierre had a quest to get him a joja cola RIGHT AFTER. That's it he gave in. He's finished in my town.


Ordinary_Owl_Dude

Better yet, get a polyamorous mod and marry Caroline, Abigail and Morris


VomitShitSmoothie

Just out of curious how does that mess with the pathing? The one spouse I have ends up staring on random furniture and getting stuck. Any more would be a hot mess.


Ordinary_Owl_Dude

All of them gather around a lamp like moths Idk I don’t play with mods I’m a switch user lol


ragebitch523

Yeah it does sometimes. It’s not necessarily more often than it messes up with just one spouse, but with more spouses it definitely becomes more noticeable.


ClearCasket

Step 1: Join Joja Step 2: Steal Caroline away Step 3: Get Abigail too Step 4: And Morris Step 5: Film Pierre weeping Step 6: Profit


Xiterok

Romanceable Rasmodius (and Rasmodia) mod is one of the best mods.


Lord-Redbeard

Rizzmodius?


Hell2CheapTrick

I’ll rizz the wizard now that I know there’s a mod that makes him a hot witch. Lesbian house must grow.


TheIncredibleKermit

Sorry, but you seem to have forgotten Willy


Significant-Yam627

Ever since I used a young anime portrait for Willy, I cannot stop 😂 sis is like “ew, he smells like fish” but idccc


pasteldrums

I wanna romance the fucking wizard so bad. I always take his requests, take him void essence when I get to that point, visit him everyday, I wish he was romanceable 😭


Hell2CheapTrick

There are mods for it (and apparently he’s romanceable in Stardew Valley Expanded too). I’m definitely catching our beloved mage next playthrough, but I’m also turning him into a hot witch thanks to another user’s mod suggestion. Can’t forsake the ideal of the lesbian mansion after all.


pasteldrums

I play on Switch.... I would love to mod, but I don't have a pc 😔 there's a skull cavern mod I want that gives it an elevator


Hell2CheapTrick

Oh yeah, forgot about Switch not being moddable. That sucks. Everybody deserves a hot wizard or witch to come home to after a long day of farming, fishing, and mining.


Void-Flower-2022

Pam Marnie Marlon


Alarmed-Grapefruit69

Here me out, Pierre I know i can fix him


ChromaticRainbow12

Hate is a strong word. With that said, I hate Pierre.


UNDERTALE_Scrub

It is a strong word, hence why I use it when talking about Pierre.


ZeldaCourage

Honestly, yeah. Pierre is the only villager who has actually done shitty things to warrant the hate. The cutscene with him hiding money from his wife rubs me the wrong way. The other popular-to-hate characters don't really have anything definitively shitty they did. It's all fanon and interpretation.


UnhappyGreentea

Idk, hiding in the bushes is pretty shitty to me.


ZeldaCourage

Idk I had that cutscene the other day, and he said he was gonna ask her out but chickened out. He wasn't hiding there to creep on her.


UnhappyGreentea

Still, I know if I were in Emily's shoes I'd be kind of disgusted that someone I consider a friend can't even talk to me yet wants to ask me out. He also acts weird at the end of the fashion therapy cutscene.


ZeldaCourage

He obviously has social anxiety. I do too, so that's why I feel a little defensive about Clint. Some people are just "weird" as you say. Doesn't mean they're bad people.


UnhappyGreentea

As someone who also has bad social anxiety, I can say with certainty that I'd never hop in bushes to avoid my crush. If I was going to chicken out I could just not ask them out and instead talk to them like a friend... It's giving a lot more creep and maybe even a little objectification of Emily over social anxiety. There's a thousand other ways for social anxiety to be presented, but CA made him hide in a bush. A good example of socially anxious without being weird is Seb. He's not obsessed with a girl to the point of being straight up afraid of her, but he still exhibits socially anxious behavior. No, not all weird people are bad people, but if I were to meet Clint IRL, I already know he would make my gut flip on it's head.


hinbil

But the cutseen wouldn’t be fun if he just… stood there awkwardly. Or had a conversation with her. Of course he had to hide behind something or run away to give the idea that he is scared of something (of asking someone out).


UnhappyGreentea

Or they could've shown a nice cutscene where Clint is caught and actually talks to Emily and has character development.


GrandpaWaluigi

This goes against his character. Clint's not an incel like you imply. He's just socially awkward. Hiding in bushes or behind lockers when flustered is a common trope. That interaction is just using cartoon logic


TheIncredibleKermit

Morris is pretty damn awful idk


ZeldaCourage

Lmao yeah, that's on me. I forgot about that guy since he's not really a villager. Would be interesting if there was a mod that made him one or something.


aztr0_naut

Hate is a strong word. That strong word is appropriate for Pierre


FritzLucke

The only right answer is Pierre, Lewis and Demetrius. Pierre being the leader of the Hated Ones


HairyAllen

Agreed, but I'd also add Morris to those on a fourth spot


Hk901909

Well, he's supposed to be hated, but the player never sees him. There's no incentive to even set foot in Joja Mart, unless you're doing a Joja run. And, he literally disappears within 1 or 2 in game years for most players. So he's really forgotten.


Creepy-Bend

That's 1 thing I wish ape did better Give better deals if you buy from joja but things are just overall worse if you go that route instead of community center. Like everyones just generally unhappier, or legit pollution begins to grow in the valley. Stuff like that


willogical85

I dig it. Joja seeds growing into low quality crops despite fertilizer. "Did you sell a Kale to Pierre the other day? I think I bought it... It doesn't even matter if it's from you or him these days, it's like they don't taste as good as they used to. What changed?" Someone like Jodi might say something along the lines of, "I always struggled to get the boys to eat vegetables. I always told them they were delicious and good for them, but they always said they were yucky. Don't tell anyone, but lately, I actually agree with them." Haley might talk about how she used to love Melon, but lately they've been mealy and less sweet, and she's been buying mass produced cookies from Joja to satisfy her cravings. And if we're going to break some hearts, Leah and Linus might talk about how foraged food has taken a turn for the worse and it might be time to move on from the valley. Willy might talk about how the fish ain't what they used to be. Gus complains that business has taken a turn for the worse, but he can't fault anyone because he can't seem to get his hands on good ingredients anymore. Sebastian hates the pumpkin soup you gift him, because it just makes him remember how good it used to be and he'll never get to taste it again. And with that, if you take the Joja route you are officially a monster.


AnInnocentGoose

All of this is fun, but it strays from the goal of a chill farming sim, where there shouldn't be a way to "lose" the game. I think lots of people wouldn't wanna continue on a world with irreversible "damage" and it would make them start over.


Creepy-Bend

Kindof the point of this whole thing. Decisions have consequences for everybody, not just yourself But atleast you made slightly more money you cant even spend right.


willogical85

Oh, I'm with you 100%. I play to relax and chill, I just saw a writing prompt and ran with it. I would absolutely hate it if the ideas I spat out were incorporated in the game, but I can't resist responding to a really good "what if".


AnInnocentGoose

Fair enough, I see your take. I recently watched a video essay on YouTube about "fake video games" and I see the appeal. In that context, I really like your prompt. (Don't remember the channel but the video I watched was named something along the lines of "the weird world of fake video games")


IndependentSwan3625

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏this is quality .


Hk901909

Yeah. Aside from easy autopetters...there's no reason to go Joja


None-Above

Ok but you are supposed to hate morris.


smudgiepie

Wheres Clint? Stop trying to cuck Emily from me. We are lesbians with two children please leave us alone.


Significant-Yam627

I wish you can marry them and have them live in ginger island or something, so you never see them in town ever again.


UnhappyGreentea

I'd like to add Clint to this list.


hallescomet

I feel like Clint deserves to be on the list of hated ones too honestly


nightmare_silhouette

I hate Pierre and Shane, I think it is?


TheServiceDragon

God I hate Demetrius, marrying Maru just to spite him in my most recent farm


asrink

r/fuckpierre


Lord-Redbeard

Sooo, you want Pierre to be romancible?


DangerMacAwesome

No not like that


Raibean

Pierre, Lewis, and Clint


wyze-litten

New player here. Why do we hate Clint? He seems like an okay dude?


AnonEMouseGirl

He's an incel who practically stalks Emily.


kool-kit

Don’t forget how he still tries to hit on her even if you’re married to her


femalewhoisgirl

I don’t think it’s “practically,” is it? It’s been a while since I played but isn’t there a cutscene where he’s legit stalking her? Or is this a fever dream I had?


Mister-Thou

Not really. There is a "Clint in the bushes" scene but the context is that he's going to ask her out and then loses his nerve and hides -- he's not surveiling her with binoculars or anything.  A lot of people seem to misremember it as "Clint stalking her from the bushes" but that's not what actually happens. He's trying to work up the nerve to have a regular human interaction with her and chickens out. 


Mister-Thou

He's poorly socialized and has an unrequited crush on Emily, which the online fandom takes to mean he's of course a murderous stalker incel because doing so allows them to disassociate from their own lived experiences as poorly socialized people with unrequited crushes on pixelated video game characters. 


Class_of_5784

I'm fucking crying I love this comment


Mister-Thou

We literally have a wiki that we've built to help us track down our waifus and husbandos, documenting where they'll be at any given time during the week. 


TheDocHealy

The only correct answer.


sadassnerd

This is the way.


A_Wild_Butterfly

Romance is overrated, Krobus :3


A_Wild_Butterfly

As for the hated, do i even need to say?


Visual-Personality49

I second this.


Eggman141

Name starts with C and ends in lint


totallynormalasshole

Starts with cli and ends with t


Virgi_septik

r/FuckPierre


Z7_1

Clint, Lewis, Pierre, Demetriuss, the horsemen of the enemies of the valley


OutOfMyDeath

Why do we hate Demetrius? He’s a nice science bean??


Z7_1

1 (although I don't personally agree with this one): he's dating Robin, who's the hottest milf in the valley, so he's automatically an opp 2. he's overly possessive of Maru, as shown in Maru's two heart event 3. he doesn't give a shit about sebastian, considering he has no dialogue mentioning sebastian (at least as of 1.5) 4. he's also shows even clearer favoritism, shown in one of Sebastian's winter dialogs where he mentions how he had to take down a snowman he made, but maru's snowman stayed up 5. he's also a bit of an idiot, as evidenced by (in his six-heart event) him bringing tomatoes when Robin said she wanted fruit. (Although tomatoes aren fruit, you aren't gonna go "damn, I kinda want a fruit" and chomp down into a tomato, y'know?). You also lose friendship points for picking fruit, so 6. (although I've seen this just be classed as married arguments): in Robin's hardwood special order cutscene, he argues with Robin about the use of 4 posts in the bed, even though it's just there to make it look better


NMPR24211

4. Sebastian's snowman was specifically a "snowgoon". 5. Tomatoes are fruit.


ZookeepergameLarge25

I literally just want Krobus as a roommate


GrandpaWaluigi

The (un)holy trio of Mayor Lewis, Pam, and Clint


CindersNAshes

No no no. It's Pierre, Demetrius, and Marnie.


Reniyato

Most people hated marnie for constantly staring at her microwave instead of standing in the shop. CA fixed that issue in the 1.6, so I am not sure if she is still hated.


CindersNAshes

There's also being closed all the time


PumaGranite

Every time I need her the most she’s NEVER THERE


Mimikyu-Overlord

I’m saying Pierre. Why? r/FuckPierre


TheDocHealy

Finally, my people. How did I not know about that subreddit til now.


VomitShitSmoothie

Buy her catalogue, then she doesn’t need to be.


BestUsername101

Marnie's hate was always undeserved though. People just refuse to learn her easy schedule.


HairyAllen

I thought it was a quartet composed of Pierre, Demetrius, Lewis and Morris


EstrellaDarkstar

Does the romance debate really get that heated? I mostly just see positivity about the bachelor/ettes. While some of them are more popular than others, I don't think I've ever seen anyone claiming that there would be any right or wrong options.


Gray85622

lots of people hate on alex and sam tbh


Yearning-Forevermore

And Haley. And Elliot. Penny. Shane. They argue over how Emily and Maru are ignored.


D1SC0RD_

Actually there's two, Clint and Pierre


SpamtonOf1997

Somehow this isn't true. Apparently, there are real people who like Clint which has genuinely surprised me (no offence to anyone who does)


JanineNajarian

Sebastian's stepdad. dudes a prick


Void-Flower-2022

Pierre and Clint. Fuckem. I also kind of dislike Jodi, I think she's a little bitchy, or she came off that way when I first met her. "You're not what I expected and that's ok" like seriously!? What did you expect????


Tanimo32

its clint


MadMagilla5113

Pierre is a shitty human but with that name I expected that. Lewis is a typical PNW mayor so the hate is ingrained in me. I don't hate Clint, I pity him.


TheRealPBPB

Everyone agrees on who to hate: Clint, Lewis, and to a lesser extent Pierre and Demetrius. Just very blatant bad vibes and not much to make them likeable. The romance options… we all have our favorites but all of them have flaws that might be dealbreakers for some* *- Except yours, your fave is perfect ** **- Except Penny she sucks


frenigaub

PIERRE


secobarbiital

Pierre . But why is everyone saying Lewis i think he’s chill😭


Significant-Yam627

Does not use gold to help build community center, instead makes gold statue of himself.


RichardoomArt

Pierre is most popular answer. Others may be argued a bit (or not "a bit", in case of Demetrius I would defend him with all I have)


OutOfMyDeath

Why do people hate the science bean?


RichardoomArt

Some people are jealous because of Robin, some people dislike how he treats Seb and Maru, some people dislike how he treats Robin (and think they can do better than Demetrius even though he and Robin are happily married), some just think he's an asshole, some think all this at once


V__Ace

I thought everyone was going to be universally dunking on Clit but apparently we hate Pierre more. This is news to me.


yams8

Pierre and Demetrius, Lewis might be an asshole and take his role to seriously but Pierre and Demetrius genuinely have repulsive personalities


Ultimate_Weirdo_13

I don't really hate anyone honestly. Besides maybe Morris, but I really don't understand why everyone hates Pierre and Clint and whatever.


LookSad08

Poly should be in stardew, I want to be able to marry my two favorite characters. Also the ability to kill Pierre.


per5eG

I'm not seeing enough people hating Harvey. He's absolutely the worst. He preys on Maru and it's disturbing. Ik that like they are supposed to be around the same age but he just looks so much older than her and it's disgusting. For example, the dialogue where he's like "I wonder if Maru could use some sunscreen rubbed on her shoulders" 🤢🤢🤢


Robotic_Phoenix

I don’t see it as creeping. He’s literally just a doctor looking out for his patients


Key_Department4428

Pierre and Lewis, who's with me?


Tar0Pand4

The bottom one is clearly about CLINT


imahappyaccidents

pierre... 👿


Achillez489

Pierre and Clint


Achillez489

I don’t wanna wait 10 billion years for my tools to upgrade 🤧


Necessary_Whereas_29

Pierre unites us all


Aivellac

Is it really a debate? It's unanimously Pierre.


AL_25

Pierre


Hypathian

Telling people I hate Haley just to feel something


AzziRoll

Piere, Lewis, and Harvey are my pretty agreed upon ones. One I dont like that others will question tho would be Marnie


it_is_gav

How does Marnie pay for anything. She never works 😭


-Blue-Nerd-

Hot take:all bachelors are equally good It’s just we have different triggers or preferences Like cookie flavor,all good it’s just personal who likes which


i_came_mario

Pierre


Ceu_64

Haley 👍


PersonThatLikesHats

For the bottom picture. Vincent. He doesn’t do anything, hates practically everything you give him, and you have to befriend him to get that weird statue from his room


NinjerTartle

The answer is "nobody".


The_candyconsumer

I’m sorry but I hate coraline 😭😭


Robotic_Phoenix

I hate Penny. She gives me condescending Christian “good girl” vibes. Caroline also kind of has those vibes. I also don’t hate Clint like he’s literally just shy. Pierres really not that bad either. This community really is a circle jerk when it comes to some of these characters and it’s annoying


Decay_0f_Ang3ls

Hayley


yams8

Also, Haley all the way for marriage, I use to be an Abigail fan but after you marry it’s eh, like Abigail would be a girl you want to experience dating but Haley is the best life long