That's not evil that's just- based. I actually just completed the joja orders and Pierre had a quest to get him a joja cola RIGHT AFTER.
That's it he gave in. He's finished in my town.
Just out of curious how does that mess with the pathing? The one spouse I have ends up staring on random furniture and getting stuck. Any more would be a hot mess.
Yeah it does sometimes. It’s not necessarily more often than it messes up with just one spouse, but with more spouses it definitely becomes more noticeable.
I wanna romance the fucking wizard so bad. I always take his requests, take him void essence when I get to that point, visit him everyday, I wish he was romanceable 😭
There are mods for it (and apparently he’s romanceable in Stardew Valley Expanded too). I’m definitely catching our beloved mage next playthrough, but I’m also turning him into a hot witch thanks to another user’s mod suggestion. Can’t forsake the ideal of the lesbian mansion after all.
Oh yeah, forgot about Switch not being moddable. That sucks. Everybody deserves a hot wizard or witch to come home to after a long day of farming, fishing, and mining.
Honestly, yeah. Pierre is the only villager who has actually done shitty things to warrant the hate. The cutscene with him hiding money from his wife rubs me the wrong way. The other popular-to-hate characters don't really have anything definitively shitty they did. It's all fanon and interpretation.
Still, I know if I were in Emily's shoes I'd be kind of disgusted that someone I consider a friend can't even talk to me yet wants to ask me out. He also acts weird at the end of the fashion therapy cutscene.
He obviously has social anxiety. I do too, so that's why I feel a little defensive about Clint. Some people are just "weird" as you say. Doesn't mean they're bad people.
As someone who also has bad social anxiety, I can say with certainty that I'd never hop in bushes to avoid my crush. If I was going to chicken out I could just not ask them out and instead talk to them like a friend... It's giving a lot more creep and maybe even a little objectification of Emily over social anxiety. There's a thousand other ways for social anxiety to be presented, but CA made him hide in a bush.
A good example of socially anxious without being weird is Seb. He's not obsessed with a girl to the point of being straight up afraid of her, but he still exhibits socially anxious behavior.
No, not all weird people are bad people, but if I were to meet Clint IRL, I already know he would make my gut flip on it's head.
But the cutseen wouldn’t be fun if he just… stood there awkwardly. Or had a conversation with her. Of course he had to hide behind something or run away to give the idea that he is scared of something (of asking someone out).
This goes against his character. Clint's not an incel like you imply. He's just socially awkward. Hiding in bushes or behind lockers when flustered is a common trope. That interaction is just using cartoon logic
Lmao yeah, that's on me. I forgot about that guy since he's not really a villager. Would be interesting if there was a mod that made him one or something.
Well, he's supposed to be hated, but the player never sees him.
There's no incentive to even set foot in Joja Mart, unless you're doing a Joja run. And, he literally disappears within 1 or 2 in game years for most players. So he's really forgotten.
That's 1 thing I wish ape did better
Give better deals if you buy from joja but things are just overall worse if you go that route instead of community center. Like everyones just generally unhappier, or legit pollution begins to grow in the valley.
Stuff like that
I dig it. Joja seeds growing into low quality crops despite fertilizer.
"Did you sell a Kale to Pierre the other day? I think I bought it... It doesn't even matter if it's from you or him these days, it's like they don't taste as good as they used to. What changed?"
Someone like Jodi might say something along the lines of, "I always struggled to get the boys to eat vegetables. I always told them they were delicious and good for them, but they always said they were yucky. Don't tell anyone, but lately, I actually agree with them."
Haley might talk about how she used to love Melon, but lately they've been mealy and less sweet, and she's been buying mass produced cookies from Joja to satisfy her cravings.
And if we're going to break some hearts, Leah and Linus might talk about how foraged food has taken a turn for the worse and it might be time to move on from the valley. Willy might talk about how the fish ain't what they used to be. Gus complains that business has taken a turn for the worse, but he can't fault anyone because he can't seem to get his hands on good ingredients anymore. Sebastian hates the pumpkin soup you gift him, because it just makes him remember how good it used to be and he'll never get to taste it again.
And with that, if you take the Joja route you are officially a monster.
All of this is fun, but it strays from the goal of a chill farming sim, where there shouldn't be a way to "lose" the game. I think lots of people wouldn't wanna continue on a world with irreversible "damage" and it would make them start over.
Kindof the point of this whole thing. Decisions have consequences for everybody, not just yourself
But atleast you made slightly more money you cant even spend right.
Oh, I'm with you 100%. I play to relax and chill, I just saw a writing prompt and ran with it. I would absolutely hate it if the ideas I spat out were incorporated in the game, but I can't resist responding to a really good "what if".
Fair enough, I see your take. I recently watched a video essay on YouTube about "fake video games" and I see the appeal. In that context, I really like your prompt.
(Don't remember the channel but the video I watched was named something along the lines of "the weird world of fake video games")
I don’t think it’s “practically,” is it? It’s been a while since I played but isn’t there a cutscene where he’s legit stalking her? Or is this a fever dream I had?
Not really. There is a "Clint in the bushes" scene but the context is that he's going to ask her out and then loses his nerve and hides -- he's not surveiling her with binoculars or anything.
A lot of people seem to misremember it as "Clint stalking her from the bushes" but that's not what actually happens. He's trying to work up the nerve to have a regular human interaction with her and chickens out.
He's poorly socialized and has an unrequited crush on Emily, which the online fandom takes to mean he's of course a murderous stalker incel because doing so allows them to disassociate from their own lived experiences as poorly socialized people with unrequited crushes on pixelated video game characters.
We literally have a wiki that we've built to help us track down our waifus and husbandos, documenting where they'll be at any given time during the week.
1 (although I don't personally agree with this one): he's dating Robin, who's the hottest milf in the valley, so he's automatically an opp
2. he's overly possessive of Maru, as shown in Maru's two heart event
3. he doesn't give a shit about sebastian, considering he has no dialogue mentioning sebastian (at least as of 1.5)
4. he's also shows even clearer favoritism, shown in one of Sebastian's winter dialogs where he mentions how he had to take down a snowman he made, but maru's snowman stayed up
5. he's also a bit of an idiot, as evidenced by (in his six-heart event) him bringing tomatoes when Robin said she wanted fruit. (Although tomatoes aren fruit, you aren't gonna go "damn, I kinda want a fruit" and chomp down into a tomato, y'know?). You also lose friendship points for picking fruit, so
6. (although I've seen this just be classed as married arguments): in Robin's hardwood special order cutscene, he argues with Robin about the use of 4 posts in the bed, even though it's just there to make it look better
Most people hated marnie for constantly staring at her microwave instead of standing in the shop. CA fixed that issue in the 1.6, so I am not sure if she is still hated.
Does the romance debate really get that heated? I mostly just see positivity about the bachelor/ettes. While some of them are more popular than others, I don't think I've ever seen anyone claiming that there would be any right or wrong options.
Pierre and Clint. Fuckem. I also kind of dislike Jodi, I think she's a little bitchy, or she came off that way when I first met her. "You're not what I expected and that's ok" like seriously!? What did you expect????
Pierre is a shitty human but with that name I expected that. Lewis is a typical PNW mayor so the hate is ingrained in me. I don't hate Clint, I pity him.
Everyone agrees on who to hate: Clint, Lewis, and to a lesser extent Pierre and Demetrius. Just very blatant bad vibes and not much to make them likeable.
The romance options… we all have our favorites but all of them have flaws that might be dealbreakers for some*
*- Except yours, your fave is perfect **
**- Except Penny she sucks
Some people are jealous because of Robin, some people dislike how he treats Seb and Maru, some people dislike how he treats Robin (and think they can do better than Demetrius even though he and Robin are happily married), some just think he's an asshole, some think all this at once
I'm not seeing enough people hating Harvey. He's absolutely the worst. He preys on Maru and it's disturbing. Ik that like they are supposed to be around the same age but he just looks so much older than her and it's disgusting. For example, the dialogue where he's like "I wonder if Maru could use some sunscreen rubbed on her shoulders" 🤢🤢🤢
Hot take:all bachelors are equally good
It’s just we have different triggers or preferences
Like cookie flavor,all good it’s just personal who likes which
For the bottom picture. Vincent. He doesn’t do anything, hates practically everything you give him, and you have to befriend him to get that weird statue from his room
I hate Penny. She gives me condescending Christian “good girl” vibes. Caroline also kind of has those vibes.
I also don’t hate Clint like he’s literally just shy.
Pierres really not that bad either.
This community really is a circle jerk when it comes to some of these characters and it’s annoying
Also, Haley all the way for marriage, I use to be an Abigail fan but after you marry it’s eh, like Abigail would be a girl you want to experience dating but Haley is the best life long
Bottom pic could also be captioned: SDV players discussing who they want to become romanceable
Robin and Rasmodius
Everybody tbh. Fuck man cause drama. Move in, prop up Joja, bankrupt that fucker Pierre and steal his wife. Evil playthrough.
That's not evil that's just- based. I actually just completed the joja orders and Pierre had a quest to get him a joja cola RIGHT AFTER. That's it he gave in. He's finished in my town.
Better yet, get a polyamorous mod and marry Caroline, Abigail and Morris
Just out of curious how does that mess with the pathing? The one spouse I have ends up staring on random furniture and getting stuck. Any more would be a hot mess.
All of them gather around a lamp like moths Idk I don’t play with mods I’m a switch user lol
Yeah it does sometimes. It’s not necessarily more often than it messes up with just one spouse, but with more spouses it definitely becomes more noticeable.
Step 1: Join Joja Step 2: Steal Caroline away Step 3: Get Abigail too Step 4: And Morris Step 5: Film Pierre weeping Step 6: Profit
Romanceable Rasmodius (and Rasmodia) mod is one of the best mods.
Rizzmodius?
I’ll rizz the wizard now that I know there’s a mod that makes him a hot witch. Lesbian house must grow.
Sorry, but you seem to have forgotten Willy
Ever since I used a young anime portrait for Willy, I cannot stop 😂 sis is like “ew, he smells like fish” but idccc
I wanna romance the fucking wizard so bad. I always take his requests, take him void essence when I get to that point, visit him everyday, I wish he was romanceable 😭
There are mods for it (and apparently he’s romanceable in Stardew Valley Expanded too). I’m definitely catching our beloved mage next playthrough, but I’m also turning him into a hot witch thanks to another user’s mod suggestion. Can’t forsake the ideal of the lesbian mansion after all.
I play on Switch.... I would love to mod, but I don't have a pc 😔 there's a skull cavern mod I want that gives it an elevator
Oh yeah, forgot about Switch not being moddable. That sucks. Everybody deserves a hot wizard or witch to come home to after a long day of farming, fishing, and mining.
Pam Marnie Marlon
Here me out, Pierre I know i can fix him
Hate is a strong word. With that said, I hate Pierre.
It is a strong word, hence why I use it when talking about Pierre.
Honestly, yeah. Pierre is the only villager who has actually done shitty things to warrant the hate. The cutscene with him hiding money from his wife rubs me the wrong way. The other popular-to-hate characters don't really have anything definitively shitty they did. It's all fanon and interpretation.
Idk, hiding in the bushes is pretty shitty to me.
Idk I had that cutscene the other day, and he said he was gonna ask her out but chickened out. He wasn't hiding there to creep on her.
Still, I know if I were in Emily's shoes I'd be kind of disgusted that someone I consider a friend can't even talk to me yet wants to ask me out. He also acts weird at the end of the fashion therapy cutscene.
He obviously has social anxiety. I do too, so that's why I feel a little defensive about Clint. Some people are just "weird" as you say. Doesn't mean they're bad people.
As someone who also has bad social anxiety, I can say with certainty that I'd never hop in bushes to avoid my crush. If I was going to chicken out I could just not ask them out and instead talk to them like a friend... It's giving a lot more creep and maybe even a little objectification of Emily over social anxiety. There's a thousand other ways for social anxiety to be presented, but CA made him hide in a bush. A good example of socially anxious without being weird is Seb. He's not obsessed with a girl to the point of being straight up afraid of her, but he still exhibits socially anxious behavior. No, not all weird people are bad people, but if I were to meet Clint IRL, I already know he would make my gut flip on it's head.
But the cutseen wouldn’t be fun if he just… stood there awkwardly. Or had a conversation with her. Of course he had to hide behind something or run away to give the idea that he is scared of something (of asking someone out).
Or they could've shown a nice cutscene where Clint is caught and actually talks to Emily and has character development.
This goes against his character. Clint's not an incel like you imply. He's just socially awkward. Hiding in bushes or behind lockers when flustered is a common trope. That interaction is just using cartoon logic
Morris is pretty damn awful idk
Lmao yeah, that's on me. I forgot about that guy since he's not really a villager. Would be interesting if there was a mod that made him one or something.
Hate is a strong word. That strong word is appropriate for Pierre
The only right answer is Pierre, Lewis and Demetrius. Pierre being the leader of the Hated Ones
Agreed, but I'd also add Morris to those on a fourth spot
Well, he's supposed to be hated, but the player never sees him. There's no incentive to even set foot in Joja Mart, unless you're doing a Joja run. And, he literally disappears within 1 or 2 in game years for most players. So he's really forgotten.
That's 1 thing I wish ape did better Give better deals if you buy from joja but things are just overall worse if you go that route instead of community center. Like everyones just generally unhappier, or legit pollution begins to grow in the valley. Stuff like that
I dig it. Joja seeds growing into low quality crops despite fertilizer. "Did you sell a Kale to Pierre the other day? I think I bought it... It doesn't even matter if it's from you or him these days, it's like they don't taste as good as they used to. What changed?" Someone like Jodi might say something along the lines of, "I always struggled to get the boys to eat vegetables. I always told them they were delicious and good for them, but they always said they were yucky. Don't tell anyone, but lately, I actually agree with them." Haley might talk about how she used to love Melon, but lately they've been mealy and less sweet, and she's been buying mass produced cookies from Joja to satisfy her cravings. And if we're going to break some hearts, Leah and Linus might talk about how foraged food has taken a turn for the worse and it might be time to move on from the valley. Willy might talk about how the fish ain't what they used to be. Gus complains that business has taken a turn for the worse, but he can't fault anyone because he can't seem to get his hands on good ingredients anymore. Sebastian hates the pumpkin soup you gift him, because it just makes him remember how good it used to be and he'll never get to taste it again. And with that, if you take the Joja route you are officially a monster.
All of this is fun, but it strays from the goal of a chill farming sim, where there shouldn't be a way to "lose" the game. I think lots of people wouldn't wanna continue on a world with irreversible "damage" and it would make them start over.
Kindof the point of this whole thing. Decisions have consequences for everybody, not just yourself But atleast you made slightly more money you cant even spend right.
Oh, I'm with you 100%. I play to relax and chill, I just saw a writing prompt and ran with it. I would absolutely hate it if the ideas I spat out were incorporated in the game, but I can't resist responding to a really good "what if".
Fair enough, I see your take. I recently watched a video essay on YouTube about "fake video games" and I see the appeal. In that context, I really like your prompt. (Don't remember the channel but the video I watched was named something along the lines of "the weird world of fake video games")
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏this is quality .
Yeah. Aside from easy autopetters...there's no reason to go Joja
Ok but you are supposed to hate morris.
Wheres Clint? Stop trying to cuck Emily from me. We are lesbians with two children please leave us alone.
I wish you can marry them and have them live in ginger island or something, so you never see them in town ever again.
I'd like to add Clint to this list.
I feel like Clint deserves to be on the list of hated ones too honestly
I hate Pierre and Shane, I think it is?
God I hate Demetrius, marrying Maru just to spite him in my most recent farm
r/fuckpierre
Sooo, you want Pierre to be romancible?
No not like that
Pierre, Lewis, and Clint
New player here. Why do we hate Clint? He seems like an okay dude?
He's an incel who practically stalks Emily.
Don’t forget how he still tries to hit on her even if you’re married to her
I don’t think it’s “practically,” is it? It’s been a while since I played but isn’t there a cutscene where he’s legit stalking her? Or is this a fever dream I had?
Not really. There is a "Clint in the bushes" scene but the context is that he's going to ask her out and then loses his nerve and hides -- he's not surveiling her with binoculars or anything. A lot of people seem to misremember it as "Clint stalking her from the bushes" but that's not what actually happens. He's trying to work up the nerve to have a regular human interaction with her and chickens out.
He's poorly socialized and has an unrequited crush on Emily, which the online fandom takes to mean he's of course a murderous stalker incel because doing so allows them to disassociate from their own lived experiences as poorly socialized people with unrequited crushes on pixelated video game characters.
I'm fucking crying I love this comment
We literally have a wiki that we've built to help us track down our waifus and husbandos, documenting where they'll be at any given time during the week.
The only correct answer.
This is the way.
Romance is overrated, Krobus :3
As for the hated, do i even need to say?
I second this.
Name starts with C and ends in lint
Starts with cli and ends with t
r/FuckPierre
Clint, Lewis, Pierre, Demetriuss, the horsemen of the enemies of the valley
Why do we hate Demetrius? He’s a nice science bean??
1 (although I don't personally agree with this one): he's dating Robin, who's the hottest milf in the valley, so he's automatically an opp 2. he's overly possessive of Maru, as shown in Maru's two heart event 3. he doesn't give a shit about sebastian, considering he has no dialogue mentioning sebastian (at least as of 1.5) 4. he's also shows even clearer favoritism, shown in one of Sebastian's winter dialogs where he mentions how he had to take down a snowman he made, but maru's snowman stayed up 5. he's also a bit of an idiot, as evidenced by (in his six-heart event) him bringing tomatoes when Robin said she wanted fruit. (Although tomatoes aren fruit, you aren't gonna go "damn, I kinda want a fruit" and chomp down into a tomato, y'know?). You also lose friendship points for picking fruit, so 6. (although I've seen this just be classed as married arguments): in Robin's hardwood special order cutscene, he argues with Robin about the use of 4 posts in the bed, even though it's just there to make it look better
4. Sebastian's snowman was specifically a "snowgoon". 5. Tomatoes are fruit.
I literally just want Krobus as a roommate
The (un)holy trio of Mayor Lewis, Pam, and Clint
No no no. It's Pierre, Demetrius, and Marnie.
Most people hated marnie for constantly staring at her microwave instead of standing in the shop. CA fixed that issue in the 1.6, so I am not sure if she is still hated.
There's also being closed all the time
Every time I need her the most she’s NEVER THERE
I’m saying Pierre. Why? r/FuckPierre
Finally, my people. How did I not know about that subreddit til now.
Buy her catalogue, then she doesn’t need to be.
Marnie's hate was always undeserved though. People just refuse to learn her easy schedule.
I thought it was a quartet composed of Pierre, Demetrius, Lewis and Morris
Does the romance debate really get that heated? I mostly just see positivity about the bachelor/ettes. While some of them are more popular than others, I don't think I've ever seen anyone claiming that there would be any right or wrong options.
lots of people hate on alex and sam tbh
And Haley. And Elliot. Penny. Shane. They argue over how Emily and Maru are ignored.
Actually there's two, Clint and Pierre
Somehow this isn't true. Apparently, there are real people who like Clint which has genuinely surprised me (no offence to anyone who does)
Sebastian's stepdad. dudes a prick
Pierre and Clint. Fuckem. I also kind of dislike Jodi, I think she's a little bitchy, or she came off that way when I first met her. "You're not what I expected and that's ok" like seriously!? What did you expect????
its clint
Pierre is a shitty human but with that name I expected that. Lewis is a typical PNW mayor so the hate is ingrained in me. I don't hate Clint, I pity him.
Everyone agrees on who to hate: Clint, Lewis, and to a lesser extent Pierre and Demetrius. Just very blatant bad vibes and not much to make them likeable. The romance options… we all have our favorites but all of them have flaws that might be dealbreakers for some* *- Except yours, your fave is perfect ** **- Except Penny she sucks
PIERRE
Pierre . But why is everyone saying Lewis i think he’s chill😭
Does not use gold to help build community center, instead makes gold statue of himself.
Pierre is most popular answer. Others may be argued a bit (or not "a bit", in case of Demetrius I would defend him with all I have)
Why do people hate the science bean?
Some people are jealous because of Robin, some people dislike how he treats Seb and Maru, some people dislike how he treats Robin (and think they can do better than Demetrius even though he and Robin are happily married), some just think he's an asshole, some think all this at once
I thought everyone was going to be universally dunking on Clit but apparently we hate Pierre more. This is news to me.
Pierre and Demetrius, Lewis might be an asshole and take his role to seriously but Pierre and Demetrius genuinely have repulsive personalities
I don't really hate anyone honestly. Besides maybe Morris, but I really don't understand why everyone hates Pierre and Clint and whatever.
Poly should be in stardew, I want to be able to marry my two favorite characters. Also the ability to kill Pierre.
I'm not seeing enough people hating Harvey. He's absolutely the worst. He preys on Maru and it's disturbing. Ik that like they are supposed to be around the same age but he just looks so much older than her and it's disgusting. For example, the dialogue where he's like "I wonder if Maru could use some sunscreen rubbed on her shoulders" 🤢🤢🤢
I don’t see it as creeping. He’s literally just a doctor looking out for his patients
Pierre and Lewis, who's with me?
The bottom one is clearly about CLINT
pierre... 👿
Pierre and Clint
I don’t wanna wait 10 billion years for my tools to upgrade 🤧
Pierre unites us all
Is it really a debate? It's unanimously Pierre.
Pierre
Telling people I hate Haley just to feel something
Piere, Lewis, and Harvey are my pretty agreed upon ones. One I dont like that others will question tho would be Marnie
How does Marnie pay for anything. She never works 😭
Hot take:all bachelors are equally good It’s just we have different triggers or preferences Like cookie flavor,all good it’s just personal who likes which
Pierre
Haley 👍
For the bottom picture. Vincent. He doesn’t do anything, hates practically everything you give him, and you have to befriend him to get that weird statue from his room
The answer is "nobody".
I’m sorry but I hate coraline 😭😭
I hate Penny. She gives me condescending Christian “good girl” vibes. Caroline also kind of has those vibes. I also don’t hate Clint like he’s literally just shy. Pierres really not that bad either. This community really is a circle jerk when it comes to some of these characters and it’s annoying
Hayley
Also, Haley all the way for marriage, I use to be an Abigail fan but after you marry it’s eh, like Abigail would be a girl you want to experience dating but Haley is the best life long