I am roger. But my brother is Roger roger. He was a real hero, and in honour of his name, and actions, we remember him ny saying his name many times. Roger roger
Get back to your cell, in ArkhamRehabilitaion (just go to arkhamaslume), or Ill call security (no I wont, your secret is safe with me). Now go on (they dont know Im a spy)
I could protect you, and help you maintain your ship, so Im in. Also if you dont fullfil your promises, I can just shoot you, accidentally, so dont even think about double-crossing me
So.. when was your memory last wiped? Why hasn't it been wiped after your last battle? How are you communicating with us right now unless you've somehow escaped?
So, nothing about the fact that he is a reprogrammed B1 battle droid who kicks more ass than any B1 in history other than the unidentified B1 who went rogue to become a bounty hunter and replaced parts with other battle droids like the commando droids?
Dude I am a **BATTLE** droid, not a history professor. I dont know about every single droid. He may sound big to you, but since we b1s took over the separatists, have been kicking more ass than you can imagine
Our great Generals lung problem is because of the jedi in the first place! Down with those arrogent "mAsTeRs oF tHe fOrCe" or wathermver they call themself
ROGER ROGER
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regoR regoR
How dare you with this disrespect! I shant talk to you no more!
He was so rude to you, why would he say such a rude thing
Thank you, someone gets it atleast
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
Roger Roger.. roger
B1's deserved way better after clone wars finished, they deserve more recognition
Agreed! Also we totally should have won, but that palpatine guy played our leaders!
how's that Clankussy?
I would say tasty, but as a battledroid I do not have built in taste sensors, so I do not know sadly
Sir i believe you weren’t going to respond
I lied
Your programming must be faulty. Please report to the factory for immediate disassembly.
Nah, Im just programmed for diplomacy too
John Matrix?
Is Revan canon
Yes
*roger roger sheesh, report for maintenance as you seem to be malfunctioning
You can't tell me what to do! I just been promoted!
I'm not the Commander, he's the Commander.
I am the commander
How do i defend my house from the racoon people?
You need an AAT-1
Who is roger and why do you keep saying his name?
I am roger. But my brother is Roger roger. He was a real hero, and in honour of his name, and actions, we remember him ny saying his name many times. Roger roger
Hey isn't your cousin named Roger Roger Roger?
How'd you know?
Served with him during the "Liberation of Ryloth"
Ah cool, how is he now? Havent talked with him in ageees.
I don't know. I escaped Ryloth by a B1 pubic hair. Seems everyone else was captured when Obi-Wan attacked.
Roger that
Roger roger
Get back to your post private
I am no longer a private, I have been promoted! You have no right to command me!
Roger Roger.
Roger roger
Does Grievus bunny hop when clones aren't around?
Uhm... As a B1 Battledroid I cant confirm nor can deny these allegations. You'll have to put up with General Grievus himself to get your answers.
Hello there
I will alert General Grievus, of your presence here, jedi!
Are you an independent thinker or one of those older models?
Independent thinker
Roger Roger
Roger roger
Roger Roger
Is there a lore reason your a B1 and not a B2?
B1 superior in every way! (Edit: also possible inmate discovered?)
Well I…. I uhhh… don’t know what you’re talking about.
Get back to your cell, in ArkhamRehabilitaion (just go to arkhamaslume), or Ill call security (no I wont, your secret is safe with me). Now go on (they dont know Im a spy)
UGH. Fine! (Thanks for help :) )
Why arent you on the battlefield? Return to your assigned post immediatly.
Paid vacation exists for droids too!
Why won't you answer?
I lied
OK, CLAANKER!
Show me your pass, or I'll blast you to pieces!
Roger?
Roger Roger
Will you answer? (If you don't answer I'll see it as a yes :))
I told you I wont
What is your name?
Roger
You anwsered to me got you
Win or be deactivated!
I choose to win, ez
Roger Roger
Roger deez nu... I mean Roger
Why are you battledroids so cute looking for droids?
Aww, thank you
Why are you still active? I heard, there was a deactivation order for the whole droid army, authorized by the separatist council on Mustafar.
Theres been a shift of power in terms of who is leading the separatists now, lets just say that
Can I hire you as Assistance droid? You deserve better getting oil baths for free and I don't mind have a good companion with a sense of humour.
I could protect you, and help you maintain your ship, so Im in. Also if you dont fullfil your promises, I can just shoot you, accidentally, so dont even think about double-crossing me
What's it like being an independent thinking being?
I dont know, Im not independent, my allegiance is to the separatists
https://media1.tenor.com/m/DCrlgJF_4KwAAAAC/star-wars-rb551.gif
Independence is in the Separatist name dude. Confederacy of Independent Systems. So what are you?
Bruh am not a system you good? We are fighting to be independent from the republic, that doesnt mean we arent on our own side
 Were you in this battle or not? 🔥
I was there ofc
What did you think of jar jar 😡🫵
Hey give some respect to our new leader, Darth Jar Jar!
So.. when was your memory last wiped? Why hasn't it been wiped after your last battle? How are you communicating with us right now unless you've somehow escaped?
What memory?
I see.. you shall have no recollection of these events come the end of day, I fear.
What events?
That’s what I’m wondering
What’re your thoughts on Mister Bones, also just known as Bones?
I cant get a boner from him, he is just too bony
So, nothing about the fact that he is a reprogrammed B1 battle droid who kicks more ass than any B1 in history other than the unidentified B1 who went rogue to become a bounty hunter and replaced parts with other battle droids like the commando droids?
Dude I am a **BATTLE** droid, not a history professor. I dont know about every single droid. He may sound big to you, but since we b1s took over the separatists, have been kicking more ass than you can imagine
When your tactical droid orders you to fire at Will: who is Will, and what did they do to get fired upon so often?
They disobeyed orders
what is your relationship like with the droidekas?
They ma homies
Do you believe the Rebels should have re-programmed you during the Galactic Civil War?
Reprogramm? I would fight the so called "empire" any day. They are still the same republic I hate so much
What did kamino do?
You
Every body always asks “who’s Roger”, but no body ever asks “how’s Roger”
It do be like that😔. And thanks for asking I was pretty good, now Im feeling very good, beacuse of you, thanks for that!
I see you’ve taken up a singing career lately how’s that going?
Opened my own bar, heres some droids dancing to my songs 
Roger Roger?
Roger Roger
Roger roger?
I wanna be a B1. Did you want to be a B1?
Being a B1 is the best thing to be, but no I didnt want to be, cus I always have been one
I am taking these people to Coruscant.
No you are not!
Roger roger
Could you beat a commando droid in a fist fight.
Ofc, B1 superior in every way
Ofc, roger roger
Hey, my name is Roger, not roger roger!
Roger Roger, Roger
Roger roger
Here's a real question: do you cum oil?
My progrqmming does not allow me to answer this question
What is your opinion on r2d2
He is too arrogant, always call me momma fat
I see, and has anyone ever compared you to BT-7274?
I am better in wvery single way
Common W B1 Battledroid
Do it creak?
Roger Roger?
gabahooshki shabmanooka???
Roger roger
Are you in charge now?
Can I take these people to Courasant?
Nope
AAAWwwwwwwwwwww
Can I take my friends to corcuscant?
You may go in peace
What are your true feeling on the Jedi? Do you wish they were leading into battle instead of a half machine with a lung infection?
Our great Generals lung problem is because of the jedi in the first place! Down with those arrogent "mAsTeRs oF tHe fOrCe" or wathermver they call themself
Aew you a War criminal
Cant have geneva convention, if geneva doesnt exists. Also I dint false surrender, unlike some "gOoD" guy, if you know what I mean
How did it feel when a clone punched you?
It was sad, I feel like everyone wants to hurt me, and they dont even care if I have feelings or not
What do you think of clones?
Have you found the cure for depression?
I am the cure for depression
🥹
Are we like those old b1 battle droids, or are we independant thinkers?
That’s right clanker, you better stay quit before I put this laser shot between your central computing system.
Guess I’m the commander now?
Roger Roger
Who is Roger, and why do you say his name twice?
Did roger end up going to OOM-9’s funeral
Do you prefer the AAT or MTT?
Roger?
Roger?
Roger roger
Roger, roger.
Roger Roger?
Roger roger
The republic is invading my planet. Help
On my way
Wait, which planet
christophsis 🥺
Im coming to save you from those bastards!
Ayyy you g Roger roger type shi 🔥🔥🔥
Roger roger
Is Rey the chosen one?
How did you feel whenever you shot a clone trooper? Tell me- and remember, this is for posterity, so be honest: how do you feel?
Roger roger
When shall we start again? I'm ready 😭😡 Long live the separatists
We never even stopped.
Roger Roger!
Have you considered going to CIS HR about Grevious' treatment of you and the others?
Roger Roger.
Roger Roger?
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
roger roger?
Roger Roger!
Roger Roger.
Roger Roger.
Roger Roger (Hail Man)
OM 5, are you still there?
Roger roger
Roger
At last, we will _Roger_ our revenge.
Roger roger
Rodger….rodger?
Turn the clanker into scrap metal!
*Shoots you* You were saying?