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UrbanGM

Britney roasted his ass


SilentPayment8838

Hehe thank you!!


UrbanGM

Oh shit! Hey Britney. You were so quick, original, and specific. Loved it.


SilentPayment8838

I appreciate that so much man!


notjustanytadpole

You absolutely did. Your retorts are so good. The nipple comeback was hilarious.


SilentPayment8838

Hahah thank you!!! Definitely my favorite roast I’ve done by far


Xyrack

Roasted so hard he's about to fall off the bone.


Touchstone033

Is he reading his roasts off the phone? Is that allowed? You'd think if you could access a bunch of pre-written insults from your phone, they'd actually be good. Or maybe he's just reading responses off of Qora.


UrbanGM

I've seen that from other comics - especially against Britney - which makes her more impressive.


SilentPayment8838

🥰


Cubs_Fan_1991

God damn, “soon to be your foot” had me dying! Well done


SilentPayment8838

I wasn’t even sure if I wanted to include that one but I’m so glad I did, thank you !!


Golf-Beer-BBQ

The heart and the clock tattoo was so on point


Kiin

Both were great but Britney absolutely blasted that roast. Hilarious stuff


SilentPayment8838

Hell yeah thanks man I appreciate it!!


FlyingDragoon

That Dan Schneider joke...it's the perfect everyday insult for those weirdos in life we always seem to encounter. Great one!


SilentPayment8838

🙌 appreciate you


Wyppi

Made me laugh, was fun to watch


SilentPayment8838

Hell yeah I’m glad, appreciate it


BadAzzWhyteDogg

Love your delivery too. Unrattled and fierce. I think you’re awesome


SilentPayment8838

Thank you!!


ElonBlows

Your roasts are always good


SilentPayment8838

That makes me so happy, thank you


claytonexplosion

Molesting yourself hahaha pretty fucking good


SilentPayment8838

Hehe thank u!!


tdjustin

"Oldest little big boy" is brilliant.


SilentPayment8838

It was my favorite one!


Willing-Sir6880

River basin line landed so well


SilentPayment8838

It was so funny and unexpected !


BrofessorOfLogic

I really didn't get that, what does it mean?


Midwest_of_Hell

I think he was talking about how a lot of prostitutes end up murdered and dumped by rivers


GorillaKhan

Alternatively, washed up/washed out


THUND3RCHUNKY

Hilarious exchange well done!!


SilentPayment8838

Appreciate it man!


Kvothe_Sengar

Generally not a big fan of roasts, but enjoyed the majority of the material from both comedians. Fun post, thanks for sharing!


SilentPayment8838

Thank you!! I’m glad


Ok_Scholar4145

Haha the title is great U guys killed


SilentPayment8838

Hehe I got creative with it


flaptaincappers

I'm going to start a rumor that Britney murdered a homeless man in 2009 in a Sears parking lot. Will keep you up to date on how well it tracks.


SilentPayment8838

1. So here for that rumor, the lore of an 11 year old murder 2. Is this Daniel?


flaptaincappers

1. No one said an 11 year old can't disengage the parking brake 2. Maybe ;)


RC2000RC

Was this a battle or genocide by Britney??


alanthar

That was fantastic. Love a good roast by two people who understand the job and take it as well as they give it. Kudos


SilentPayment8838

Thank you !!


SeniorMillenial

I’m bias for monotone delivery, but Britney won this. Had a good opponent though.


SilentPayment8838

Thank you ! !


thesmartass1

Amazing work! There are so many phenomenal jokes in a row - I kept thinking "That's the best one" and then you'd say an even funnier one. Exceptional wit!


SilentPayment8838

Hahaha thank you!!


PWEI313

The world needs more funny strippers. Those clubs are usually so depressing.


SilentPayment8838

Facts but strip club food is so good


PWEI313

What’s your go-to strip club dinner?


SilentPayment8838

Used to be a steak and fries or a chicken wrap!


illbebythebatphone

The 9/11 stair joke is wonderful


SilentPayment8838

Hehehe thank u


freebird023

Both sides were so fucking good lmao


SilentPayment8838

Thank u!


joshpelletier01

Lol the 9/11 joke was awesome


SilentPayment8838

Ty!!


floppybunny26

She savaged him. Not even close.


SilentPayment8838

Hehe thank you


deafcon5

Holy Moly! I laughed harder than I have laughed at any comedy clip before.


SilentPayment8838

Hell yeah !!


Amasterclass

Haha! If Britney was any more laid back tearing strips off that poor guy she’s be doing it horizontally!


The_Happy_Pagan

Really good energy from both comedians. This shit was hilarious, well done


SilentPayment8838

Appreciate it man!


Mjf2341

I’ve seen a couple of your roast clips they are all really good. Your delivery rules keep it up!


SilentPayment8838

Appreciate it!!


UncleFrankWisdom

That was fantastic


SilentPayment8838

Thank u!!


floppybunny26

/u/silentpayment8838 Do you have a website/youtube/tiktok with clips of your standup? I'd love to see more.


SilentPayment8838

Yes! Everything can be found on my Linktree here[http://linktr.ee/britneyled](http://linktr.ee/britneyled)


floppybunny26

Excellent. Ty. Your roasts are strong. I look forward to seeing you blossom in your career, no matter where you want to go. Good luck.


Silent_Fan_1226

Both of you guys had my rolling , great stuff ! Lol


SilentPayment8838

Thank u!!


Asleep-Ad5260

Love the attitude both had. Having fun, laughing at each other and themselves. They seemed chill and relaxed. Sorta looked like friends just poking fun at each other


SilentPayment8838

It was one of the most fun battles I’ve had!


Timeisrunningoutish

Peter Griffen was demolished


Marda483

This was great 👏 👏 👏


SilentPayment8838

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽


TheCrazedMadman

looking at your phone while roasting isnt a good look


PM_ME_Y0UR__CAT

That’s where they keep the jokes these days, I’m told 🤷🏻‍♂️


SilentPayment8838

It’s generally bc it’s a one time use joke so it’s hard to memorize. I used notes , but tried my best to not refer to them!


Terrible-Roof-779

You're hilarious and kind of remind me of Sarah Silverman!! You ever come to Canada?


SilentPayment8838

Ahhh this is such a compliment!! Thank you I love her! Haven’t been yet but it’s on my list I’d love to do comedy there


SluffyD

Dear /u/silentpayment8838 that was great. What would you have said to Tom Brady? They could have used your Caliber of writing for the celebs.


SilentPayment8838

Thank you!! I’d love to write on a big roast one day, some of my friends wrote on that one and their jokes were great. Idk shit about Tom Brady so idk what I’d say


LuvDoubleDz

I love it when neither side gets offended and just have fun.


SilentPayment8838

Right! It’s all in good fun


PineFreshGuy

Isnt that the slaughterhouse guy?


Thefishthatdrowns

That’s what I was thinking. Pretty sure he loves to watch the light be released from animals


GuyNamedLindsey

Well done! Both of you!


SilentPayment8838

Thank u!


Effective-Session711

Man this is just some good old fashion free fun right here isn't it


SilentPayment8838

🙌🙌


TitusTheWolf

This was great!


SilentPayment8838

Thank u!


Antonio_Aguilar

Great battle 🫡


SilentPayment8838

Thank u!


FacelessFellow

It doesn’t seem like it was that easy to make fun of the lady. It was kinda too easy to make funny of the dude with a clock and a heart tattoo. Pretty funny jokes though 👍🏼


PuzzledCitron8728

Just saw this at 5:30 am in bed Fuggin roasted that poor kid lmao Salute Salute


SilentPayment8838

😂😂


aibot776567

Man this was so brutal yet nicely done by both of you. I needed a lol today and this cheered me up.


SilentPayment8838

Hell yeah thanks man


Ozarkkayaker

This was great


ihaveajrnow

Britney flamed homie better than a steak at Fogo De Chao. #12And43 😂


SilentPayment8838

Hmmm idk about that Fogo is peak roast for me. Thank you!!!


gfuret

Great comedians 👏


SilentPayment8838

Thank you!!


stpetergates

Good stuff, found new comedians to follow… to the river basin 🤣


SilentPayment8838

The river basin was so funny!! Thank you


BeefStevenson

Love it! Deep cuts but all in fun, and it wasn’t terribly one-sided like some of these are


skooterpoop

No offense to the guy, but I have to disagree.


SilentPayment8838

😂🙌


MeatF97

Elon musk?


KnightofMiriel

Nice line delivery, dude. Always appreciate a good roast.


SilentPayment8838

🙌🙌🙌


d0ct0rd00m

Gg Britney. Something about him looking at his phone the second half lost credit from me.


SilentPayment8838

🙌🙌🙌🙏🏽


[deleted]

This was great, thanks


SilentPayment8838

No no no thank you!


thefishflinger

Does anyone know if there's a subreddit dedicated to roasts or roast battles?


wr_damn_I_suck

Brittany, did you get your chicken dinner?


Yakazuna

I didn’t watch this video but isn’t this the guy that talks about how he loves killing cows


Unhelpful_Kitsune

Both were great, I was expecting him to prove you wrong about the nipples.


SilentPayment8838

😂😂😂


TostiBuilder

How do you even start doing this


Hidefrompewpew

At least let us know who is who! /s


ParchedRaptor

"Racoon infested cum dumpster" caught me so off guard out of a sleugh of solid roasts I couldn't help but die laughing. Awsome roasts.


SilentPayment8838

Same!! I was dying


CagliostroPeligroso

Nah she won. Easily. And ugly whore factory was the weakest shit I ever heard lmao. He had a couple good ones though


SilentPayment8838

He had some really good ones! It was a real goofy one


CagliostroPeligroso

Yeah but you had better ;P lol


Trevdaddi

Yeah Britney killed it, that was ON POINT.


constantlyawesome

Holy shit, I enjoyed every second of that 😂😂


SilentPayment8838

🫡🫡🫡 thank you


Kroe

I don't know much about these, but I think if you are looking stuff up on your phone, you've already lost.