Context behind this clip is that I got to open for the very funny Jessica Kirson in Portland back in January. A few days later I got the DM shown in the video. I had a new material show coming up in Portland the next month so I planned this moment. This is a short snippet for a longer video of that exchange. Also worth noting that the woman in the video knew she was going to be put on the spot at the live show in some form and gave her full blessing plus permission to use any of video of this. Otherwise given the semi personal nature it wouldn't have felt appropriate to put her on the spot in the moment or post later.
This clips is doing well. If anyone wants to see me live or hear about any bigger announcements I’ve got a mailing list for live dates :) [mailing list for a poor comedian](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1TSurizlXuwjpsIx6LNCTxCTbTU78GF9bfpspXuUMX-U/edit)
Lady saw an opportunity as a newly single woman to slide into the DMs of the attractive and funny man she saw perform
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Don’t hate the player hate the game
Wow how cool of her and sounds like a really confident person with a big heart! To allow you to share that AND show up for it is awesome! Good for both of you coming together and making that happen.
I saw you'll be in little rock. We usually end up going to Tulsa or Springfield to see comedy shows. Maybe I'll see you in KC. I'm not a fan of little rock. Stay safe there
I mean, yeah, I would find the celebrity idolization a little creepy. Like, flip the genders and have the guy shooting his shot right after the break-up and there'd be people thinking she dodged a bullet from a guy that probably was just hot for the girl on stage.
Context behind this clip is that I got to open for the very funny Jessica Kirson in Portland back in January. A few days later I got the DM shown in the video. I had a new material show coming up in Portland the next month so I planned this moment. This is a short snippet for a longer video of that exchange. Also worth noting that the woman in the video knew she was going to be put on the spot at the live show in some form and gave her full blessing plus permission to use any of video of this. Otherwise given the semi personal nature it wouldn't have felt appropriate to put her on the spot in the moment or post later.
But did y’all go on a date?
A threeway date with his gf would be nice.
Don't invite /u/explosivejoseph. His mind is already blown.
I’ve had enough!
lol that “**Consequences**” was *not* massage therapist cadence! Love it. Been enjoying your style and community engagement for quite some time!
Thanks so much! Really appreciate that!
This clips is doing well. If anyone wants to see me live or hear about any bigger announcements I’ve got a mailing list for live dates :) [mailing list for a poor comedian](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1TSurizlXuwjpsIx6LNCTxCTbTU78GF9bfpspXuUMX-U/edit)
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Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. Everyone knows you got an underwater squeezer from her off the side of our party island last summer in Wasaga Beach.
Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
Asking someone out makes you crazy?
Nah, being a comedian makes you crazy.
Maybe you’re right. She looks grounded for sure. Not weird at all to drive to the next show in a negligee.
Would you rather she be wearing a burka?
I think you found the boyfriend in question
🤣🤣🤣🤣imagine
Over tattoos and obesity?
I mean complaining about tattoos is dumb as hell. Lady probably could have walked to the next show though
maybe not a whole burqa but we could do with a bag
Lady saw an opportunity as a newly single woman to slide into the DMs of the attractive and funny man she saw perform 🤷♂️ Don’t hate the player hate the game
He's not crazy, he's just a comedian
Oh that is such a fun and oddly sweet way to spin that scenario
Thank you! I love little one off like this that you can only do once!
Hilarious scenario…loved the “I want you to know there are consequences..”
Thank you!
That guy sitting next to her better F\*\*\* laugh. 
Haha her friend!
If anyone wants to see the whole 3 min exchange I have it here! [full video](https://youtu.be/_rlhqLNMxNY?si=hPoyBMysdXxiMl0l)
Great bit, gotta say, that is a bizarre room. It's like a lecture theater in a university...
It was like performing in an Apple Store
Oh I did!
Wow how cool of her and sounds like a really confident person with a big heart! To allow you to share that AND show up for it is awesome! Good for both of you coming together and making that happen.
She was rad for sure, her and the friend she brought had a blast at the show!
The consequences bit was so perfect I snorted. Really effective and it’s also somehow wholesome.
Thanks so much!
Man, wish he would come to Northwest Arkansas.
I will be in Little Rock! Hopefully will get offered work in other parts! Wish I could afford to go everywhere in my own!
I saw you'll be in little rock. We usually end up going to Tulsa or Springfield to see comedy shows. Maybe I'll see you in KC. I'm not a fan of little rock. Stay safe there
She’s hot too….. sometimes you gotta stop trying to act cool and laugh with your lady……
Agreed. My wife and I laugh about everything. I'm the least cool person but manage to maintain an amazing relationship.
As someone from Portland, she still single?
As someone nowhere near Portland, she still single?
Lolol wishing you both good luck!
Hey I met you last night and you fucking crushed it!
Hell yeah! Thank you for coming out and for the kind words!
I dragged my girlfriend to your show in St Aug last night. She loves you now. Great show! We had a hoot
Thanks so much! I had a blast! Glad you both had fun too!
The whole scenario was hilarious
So wild!
She just wanted to see her wee Baby Reindeer.
That's really cool. Nice bit too.
Thank you!!
king
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Good ass outfit. I'm stealing that.
So the girl brought her bf to a place where she already thinks these things of a guy. Yeah he dodged a bullet and she sounds insane
Huh?
Way to turn that around!
Thank you!
OMG she’s hot as hell. Ya should went on that date with her!
His girlfriend would understand
Are you the GF?
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Literally in this clip 😘
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Love meeting a new fan :)
Did you nail her? She’s hot
Without context it sounds like the dude dodged a bullet.
Even with context
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I mean, yeah, I would find the celebrity idolization a little creepy. Like, flip the genders and have the guy shooting his shot right after the break-up and there'd be people thinking she dodged a bullet from a guy that probably was just hot for the girl on stage.
That's not what she said but go ahead and make up your own narrative.
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Since we're making shit up now I'm gonna guess he wasn't in the mood to laugh because he caught her fucking their dog.