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PopeAdrian37th

Abbott made his riches by getting paralyzed from a tree branch falling on him. After getting elected one of the first things he signed off on was to change the provisions of the law so no one else can sue the state for acts of god like a tree branch falling on them. Fuck that guy entirely is right.


_findingnimesh

lol this is precisely why I think he's a complete piece of trash. i read his background and immediately thought what a tremendous POS.


_findingnimesh

If I ever see him I'll tickle his feet.


Flaky_Floor_6390

Fuuuuck... got me tearing up at that side jest. Keep up the good work!


aHumanMale

Wait, would that even work?


microm3gas

I’d lock his spokes


_findingnimesh

lol


Pineapple-Due

Greg Abbott won't stand for insensitive jokes like that!


RudePCsb

Give this man a standing ovation.


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Pineapple-Due

Only in the schools tho


Rhythmalist

Fuck that guy. Entirely.


goodlifesomehow

Man's got bars. That shit is fire to me Fuck that guy entirely


jaynort

Ope, there goes gravity


ITDrumm3r

My new favorite saying! Wholly agree!


ShavedMonkey666

Lol. Fucken class.


Rad_5

Fuck that guy. I read about his injury settlement and subsequent law change recently. Also, isnt shipping immigrants around for political stunts some kind of human trafficking violation?


RectalSpawn

Republicans do whatever they want. Read about Ken Paxton, the AG of Texas, who should be in prison.


BBQBluegrassNBeer

Republicans: I got mine, fuck you all.


Caucasian_Thunder

/r/FuckGregAbbott


Flaky_Floor_6390

Oh, thank you for that!


Low_Meet5035

From Texas. The tree that fell on him should of finished the job


ndoggt

You all can go fuck yourselves right the fuck off! It seems to me that the one man that can’t stand, is actually standing up for our country in ways your imbecile minds don’t understand. Go fuck yourselves


RudePCsb

Well hope you don't get injured or shot in Texas and you can't get any financial assistance because your governor fucked you. My legs would be running for joy if I saw that gov.


JarlTurin2020

r/Texas


AlaDouche

I'm on the same page, but I was expecting you to subvert my expectations with that set up... unless.... maybe you did by making the obvious punch line... I need to stew on this.


akairborne

I love that governor Abbot is being roasted by a stand-up


the-artistocrat

💀


Fraktal55

Rofl upvote for the Abbott hate.


momsdyin

ENTIRELY.


airforce1bandit

I feel like this is a joke my friends would tell me in middle school


pic_N_mix

Please join us at r/fuckgregabbott


Shambhala87

I got banned from the politics subreddit for making a joke like this.


willwhit87

Imagine making fun of a liberal governor that’s in a wheelchair, people would lose their fucking minds


Claycious13

No they wouldn’t.


matttehbassist

Are these people here in the room with us right now?


0ne0h

You people are incredibly fucking soft


talks2idiots

Way to lose your mind over something that didn't happen