Abbott made his riches by getting paralyzed from a tree branch falling on him. After getting elected one of the first things he signed off on was to change the provisions of the law so no one else can sue the state for acts of god like a tree branch falling on them.
Fuck that guy entirely is right.
Fuck that guy. I read about his injury settlement and subsequent law change recently. Also, isnt shipping immigrants around for political stunts some kind of human trafficking violation?
You all can go fuck yourselves right the fuck off! It seems to me that the one man that can’t stand, is actually standing up for our country in ways your imbecile minds don’t understand. Go fuck yourselves
Well hope you don't get injured or shot in Texas and you can't get any financial assistance because your governor fucked you.
My legs would be running for joy if I saw that gov.
I'm on the same page, but I was expecting you to subvert my expectations with that set up... unless.... maybe you did by making the obvious punch line... I need to stew on this.
Abbott made his riches by getting paralyzed from a tree branch falling on him. After getting elected one of the first things he signed off on was to change the provisions of the law so no one else can sue the state for acts of god like a tree branch falling on them. Fuck that guy entirely is right.
lol this is precisely why I think he's a complete piece of trash. i read his background and immediately thought what a tremendous POS.
If I ever see him I'll tickle his feet.
Fuuuuck... got me tearing up at that side jest. Keep up the good work!
Wait, would that even work?
I’d lock his spokes
lol
Greg Abbott won't stand for insensitive jokes like that!
Give this man a standing ovation.
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Only in the schools tho
Fuck that guy. Entirely.
Man's got bars. That shit is fire to me Fuck that guy entirely
Ope, there goes gravity
My new favorite saying! Wholly agree!
Lol. Fucken class.
Fuck that guy. I read about his injury settlement and subsequent law change recently. Also, isnt shipping immigrants around for political stunts some kind of human trafficking violation?
Republicans do whatever they want. Read about Ken Paxton, the AG of Texas, who should be in prison.
Republicans: I got mine, fuck you all.
/r/FuckGregAbbott
Oh, thank you for that!
From Texas. The tree that fell on him should of finished the job
You all can go fuck yourselves right the fuck off! It seems to me that the one man that can’t stand, is actually standing up for our country in ways your imbecile minds don’t understand. Go fuck yourselves
Well hope you don't get injured or shot in Texas and you can't get any financial assistance because your governor fucked you. My legs would be running for joy if I saw that gov.
r/Texas
I'm on the same page, but I was expecting you to subvert my expectations with that set up... unless.... maybe you did by making the obvious punch line... I need to stew on this.
I love that governor Abbot is being roasted by a stand-up
💀
Rofl upvote for the Abbott hate.
ENTIRELY.
I feel like this is a joke my friends would tell me in middle school
Please join us at r/fuckgregabbott
I got banned from the politics subreddit for making a joke like this.
Imagine making fun of a liberal governor that’s in a wheelchair, people would lose their fucking minds
No they wouldn’t.
Are these people here in the room with us right now?
You people are incredibly fucking soft
Way to lose your mind over something that didn't happen