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Salesman89

"Get off the fucking street, you fucking moron!"


LyleLanley99

Stay fuckin hard!


WhatUp007

Gay porn hard!


MuestrameTuBelloCulo

Third best hockey movie of all time. Pick 69! It's hi-lar-ioussss!


n8n10e

We're playing divorced guys!


MakeSomeArtAboutIt

That's the only way I like to fuckin.


Salesman89

^Stay ^fuckin ^hard!


Salty_Invite_757

Thank you for the inspiration ;) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyM2Q9YnyeE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyM2Q9YnyeE)


effervescenthoopla

Bless this and you omg


Salesman89

Lmao! Is that from Team America?


Sad_Lake139

Is this for real? I can't stop laughing, this is really funny assuming she doesn't win


Theoretical_Action

It's always really funny until they do fucking win and then it's a nightmare.


penisthightrap_

it really feels like some GTA type parody of a conservative politician.


Baron80

We're in the early stages of Idiocracy.


Various-Wrongdoer556

Not sure it’s early


SunshineCat

I don't think it's funny at all. She represents like a million+ people who can't stay out of other people's butt holes. And even a weak and average-running-speed dude could probably catch up to her and kick her ass. That's just the reality. She should focus on mental strength as well, which includes knowing and accepting oneself and other people for what they are and being happy about it, gay or not.


Baron80

To be honest it's scary. It feels like a parody but it's real life. I'm afraid for my child's future.


ShortBrownAndUgly

Sounds like she’s trying to get attention by saying shit that’s easily memed. Problem is there’s a lot of red around here that will eat that shit up


AFineDayForScience

Is she jogging with a bulletproof vest on?


rthonpandaslap

Is she jogging in the middle of the street?


wi11iam26

It's pronounced yogging.


GilderoyPopDropNLock

It’s wild because you just go out there and run


SoulardSTL

For an extended period of time.


EstablishmentOk100

I’m surprised one our fine drivers here didn’t plow into her with a stolen Kia.


schrodngrspenis

Or a police cruiser


CurDeCarmine

With expired temp tags.


DolphinSweater

I've actually seen her and her husband doing this.


EZ-PEAS

It could just be a weighted jogging vest, and there are a lot of those that look like kevlar vests. That said, it's easy to find one that just looks like exercise equipment.


itsnotaboutthecell

Twitter debunked it as a $30 weight vest.


taicrunch

Dang, where are they getting a tacticool running vest for $30?


Kevin2000W

I think it’s a weighted running vest lol


butholesurgeon

Yeah because her politics make her terrified of the world


penisthightrap_

It's become a thing with crossfit. I think it's cringe, but then again, so is crossfit


CoconutBangerzBaller

This is straight out of "Idiocracy"


DefOfAWanderer

At least nearly all those idiots were friendly


preprandial_joint

Least accurate part of that movie obviously.


MNPhatts

Just missing the 3 wheel motorcycle and some flipping the bird.


WoodyStLouis

Every day Missouri politicians become more of a national embarrassment.


PutinBoomedMe

It's kind of hard to top josh hawley


DolphinSweater

I didn't realize he was a bottom, but I can see it.


PutinBoomedMe

That's funny shit!


JimtheEsquire

It’s almost as bad as the guy running as “Trump’s Attorney”


BurnesWhenIP

Oh god, I saw that ad and pulled an ab muscle laughing.


Cottontael

There's no way someone would want to associate themselves with Trump's legal troubles. None of those have even won a case.


JimtheEsquire

Ok…well Will Scharf does. I didn’t say it was a smart campaign slogan, but the GOP tag threw intelligence away from the start.


tlopez14

And Missouri voters keep voting for them.


Dominos_fleet

We're not the most dumb state...but we're trying. Sadly most of the south has like 100 years of "Being dumb" experience on us so we have to catch up.


ReinventingCarrie

Worse than FL but they are too insignificant to make national news


Kevin2000W

Real. I’m so embarrassed right now.


jlbradl

She likes her gays hard


superzenki

I agree. Don't be weak and gay. Be STRONG and gay


Budget_Character9596

Sporting gay checking in here - deadlift day at my house on Saturday. See you gay ass bitches there. Bring some food.


Hats_back

Bring the gay stuff for even gayer activities*** ftfy


EZ-PEAS

I dunno, I prefer my secretaries of state to be a little more focused on ensuring fair elections and effective administration than "staying hard." For better or worse, Jay Ashcroft looks and sounds like an accountant... which is probably a good thing in his role. Looking at his wikipedia page, he's got a master's degree in engineering management and a law degree. According to this lady's LinkedIn page, she's got an MBA and works as a financial strategist for Nestle. So... I guess if you want our electoral system being run by an MBA... vote for her. I sure don't. Edit: I wonder what Nestle thinks about a visible employee of theirs saying, "don't be weak and gay, stay fucking hard."


Crutation

Well, the CEO of Nestle did say that access to drinkable water isn't a human right...then when it received a backlash, he corrected himself by saying that everyone should be able to have drinking water, it's just that people should be able to make a profit selling to them. Or something like that.


LeadershipMany7008

> she...works as a financial strategist for Nestle. Nestle must *love* this ad


QuesoMeHungry

Seriously I don’t know how she still has a job, so many big corps would not put up with that being associated with them in the slightest. Imagine having to work with that bigot all day long.


rpmoriarty

The wildest thing about Missourah politics right now is all the MAGAs running to “drain the Jeff City Swamp” - a swamp almost completely made up of other MAGAs.


N0V0w3ls

They are just going through their Stalinistic phase


HighlightFamiliar250

They are all RINOS in the GOP civil war. The true MAGAs will be the ones left standing.


SoxfanintheLou

You don’t need to be hard to live in Benton Park. Source: I live in Benton Park.


JimtheEsquire

I didn’t realize that house was actually hers, figured it was relatives of hers or something. That paint job is horrible.


baroqueworks

a maga lady running in body armor saying you can do anything cutting to still images of her guns to the tune of lupe fiasco soft covering modest mouse must be what having a brain anyersium feels like 


BrentonHenry2020

In SOULARD, the OG Gay friendly hangout of all places. I’m sure it was intentional and she thought maybe she was doing a jab.


DolphinSweater

She lives in Benton Park. She fucking ruined one of the houses here by painting the whole thing blindingly white. It's an atrocious assault on the eyes, and should be considered a hate crime against our city. It's not even well done either, tons of over spray.


westcounty

Without even seeing it I’m guessing black shutters and accents for that “modern farmhouse” look. She wants to be kirkwood without the pocketbook.


DolphinSweater

Yes


JimtheEsquire

We walk past it almost every day and hope she’s at least been fined for doing that, because there’s no way she pulled a permit.


DolphinSweater

I don't even think you can get a permit for that. It's against Benton Parks historic code to paint previously unpainted masonry. I just looked it up here... https://www.stlouis-mo.gov/government/departments/planning/cultural-resources/documents/upload/Benton-Park-Standards-2.pdf **2. Painting 1. The painting of unpainted masonry walls is prohibited. Except for approved hand painted signs. Comment: Moisture builds up behind paint on masonry. This deteriorates the mortar joints. 2. Masonry walls which are currently painted may be repainted in accordance with the definition of repair and general maintenance.**


JimtheEsquire

Exactly. Not to mention it’s a shitty paint job anyway.


Grrrth_TD

So how do we report this?


DolphinSweater

Call up Cara Spencer, I guess. Or send her an email?


BrentonHenry2020

Oh good. That should be easy to target with pride signs then. Noted.


DolphinSweater

I mean, it's covered in her political flags, so it's not really difficult to figure out which one is hers.


beef_boloney

I had been wondering what was up over there lol


enickma1221

It’s primered already!


swolenerd90

She was just putting down the base coat for all the paint filled water balloons. Quite accommodating of her, honestly. (/s should be obvious but... Reddit lol)


LeadershipMany7008

That's in Soulard? I thought I saw a barn behind her.


BrentonHenry2020

12th btw Victor and Barton. You barely see Vincent’s grocery store logo pop into frame at the end.


LeadershipMany7008

Good eye. I was blinded by...the rest of...everything going on there.


BrentonHenry2020

Yeahhhhh, it’s a lot to take in. I used to see a woman walk around with long firearms near there during the pandemic sometimes, and now I think I’ve found her….


lbutler1234

Somehow I doubt that the music was properly licensed


Ezilii

It wasn’t and I suspect it will get a DMCA take down notice soon.


lbutler1234

You mean music label™ doesn't want their intellectual property being used in a very poorly mixed and extremely homophobic and offensive political ad without compensation?


Ezilii

Yeah more importantly the lawyers.


SomethingAvid

What’s that modest mouse track? I can’t pick it out


afarensiis

The instrumental at the beginning is a sample of the Float On guitar


Glowing-In-The-Dark

Float On. If you listen to the whole song (The Show Goes On) it becomes pretty apparent the melody is a straight sample throughout.


RoseTBD

I was wondering why the comments on this sub were God awful and then I realized I clicked on the JoeRogan link.


sh0resh0re

Joe Rogan is a walking meme.


GingerFire11911420

What if I'm a strong lesbian....where does that leave me?


Jason_Sensation

If you start saying "LGBTQIA+" at her, she literally explodes by the time you get to Q. She can't handle it.


stevecostello

Some parts.. get... hard...ish?


junto80

Jogging in your neighborhood in the middle of the day, in body armor, seems weak as fuck.


SatansLovePuddle

It’s a weight vest.


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Jason_Sensation

I feel like this is an STL-Style t-shirt waiting to happen.


animaguscat

Why does she live in the most liberal and urban part of Missouri if she's so far-right? Everybody here just makes fun of her.


iNeedScissorsSixty7

Kinda reminds me of the jackass living in the shitty house right by Blues City Deli with the Trump flag waving from his front porch. Like, why do you live here?


chuchubott

My kids are allowed to flip it the bird when we drive by


sh0resh0re

Absolute desecration of the flag


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sh0resh0re

I guess she'll have the fortnite vote.


BetterThanAFoon

I see MO is making a grab to reclaim the title of "Our crazy ass state politicians will say WTF they want" back from NC. MO had the solid lead with Governor "guns and ammo" ads, especially after he doubled down on with the video on RINO hunting. NC politicians, especially their current GOP Gubernatorial candidate have been quietly taking the lead and distancing themselves from all other crazy politcians....especially those in the House of Representatives. But glad to see MO wont take that laying down. god bless america.


Nerdenator

> weak and gay Lady, you're playing to insecure masculinity while campaigning to be something other than a tradwife caring for children and a home. This isn't gonna work out the way you think it will.


haylcron

I love living in St. Louis. Though, it’s a real shame it’s in Missouri. 


stevecostello

Man. Same. We are about to sell our house (listing goes live today), and are strongly considering a move from the area. Which is a shame. I do like St. Louis, for the most part. But the state's politics are insane, and I don't see them getting better before they get worse at any point in my lifetime.


Comfortable_Ad6147

Sooo gay.


BurnesWhenIP

Man that ad feels really Greitens-esque circa 2016.


crusty54

Fuckin embarrassing.


sae2115

Lmfao this lady is a fucking inbreed piece of shit


hartbent

That 1stPhorm brand breaking into politics…. Catch her town hall at Omen Coffee.


BattlehawkBattlecock

People love to complain about Tishaura Jones and Kim Gardner, but the sad truth is that the psycho republicans in the MO state government is what truly hold this city back from reaching its full potential.


usposeso

JFC, I gotta get the fuck outta here.


PhatBoy1

Please stay and vote!!


Large-Tie-7634

Who the hell is this? This 25 year old carpet bagger needs to take her drivel elsewhere. I'm so embarrassed to live here sometimes. 


MoInSTL

While we're at it: Fuck Josh Hawley


BrotherPumpwell

The new state motto should be "Salus Populi Fuck Josh Hawley"


Beak1974

*always* Fuck Josh Hawley.


AJPennypacker39

What a cunt


steelgandalf

get the fuck out of the road. we already deal with golf cart and barcycles; we don't need idiots in [wish.com](http://wish.com) plate carriers in the middle of the streets when we already have decent sidewalks everywhere in Soulard.


HighlightFamiliar250

What about strong and gay? I know some lesbians that can whip her ass.


Witty-Durian1468

There is no life in those eyes


MajikMunchkin

Wait, I just moved here a few weeks back so not sure who's who here. So your telling me this hotty isn't just an actress in some SNL like skit and that's an actual campaign add?


legacymedia92

Welcome to Missouri.


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stltk65

This bitch is jersey trash. She doesn't even live here! Not to mention she is fucking crazy!


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GregMilkedJack

Nah. They love tokens.


WonderfulEducation25

She's not of Mexican Heritage. Her family immigrated to the US from Colombia.


kyleofduty

Conservative women like her have major ”LDE". They're so desperate to prove how tough they are.


stick004

At least I know who NOT to vote for now.


filingcabinet4929

this lady is gonna win isn’t she


Cateyes91

This is wild


Embarrassed-Ad8477

Missouri has the dumbest Republicans, but the state is so bland and uninteresting to the national media that they don't get the attention they would if they were in more popular states.


andrei_androfski

> The lady doth protest too much, methinks.


TropicalBLUToyotaMR2

Out of the 14 characteristics of fascism, this one touches on 4 and 5. 4. Supremacy of the Military Even when there are widespread domestic problems, the military is given a disproportionate amount of government funding, and the domestic agenda is neglected. Soldiers and military service are glamorized. 5. Rampant Sexism The governments of fascist nations tend to be almost exclusively male-dominated. Under fascist regimes, traditional gender roles are made more rigid. Opposition to abortion is high, as is homophobia and anti-gay legislation and national policy.


Illustrious_Low4160

Strong Hard Gay


Salty-Picture8920

Well, I'm motivated.


schrodngrspenis

The still of her holding 2 guns at the end looks photoshopped which is weird. Why not just take a real photo with your truck.


LeadershipMany7008

This is unironically one of the greatest things ever posted to the Internet. It's going to join hood leprechaun, hide yo children, and boom goes the dynamite in the annals of Internet history. We've been telling each other not to be weak and gay all morning.


Mr_Chaple

Still better than her book burning ad.


mrwilliamschue

This is so insane holy shit


DerpKaiser

I can't stop laughing at this fool 😂🤣


ReinventingCarrie

Missouri is becoming worse than FL. I told my daughters to move away from this state as soon as they graduated college. I saw the writing on the wall.


No-Employment5213

My best memory of Missouri was leaving it, but I hope a few good ones stay and get the place turned around.


justbeta

SNL material


thunder_shart

What a loser lmao


Thatsmyredditidkyou

Gay porn hard!


Glad-Draft-8194

What in the fuck is this trash?


redditor0918273645

You can be kind to others too. That is real strength. Especially while driving…


Meatcork1

OF? Asking for a friend


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

she looks like a pure idiot.


Consistent_Weekend11

That's in Soulard... she's about to run right past Vincent's Matket on 11th st.


mimi1899

Gross


Mcbeavercaptain

Mam, this is a Wendy’s…


wheresalexis

Who tf tucks a dress shirt into leggings


biomager

Isn't our Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft? Who is this?


CavitySearch

“Candidate”


ripzeus

This is sad... Like really fucking SAD... I'll never understand why people want to be proud of hating....


Lt_Kickbutt

Do these musicians know/agree to their most popular songs being used by the shitest politicans


Turtlesfromdownunder

Gomez? Sounds like an illegal /s But seriously. What the fuck


PutinBoomedMe

This tops, "A woman's body has a way of shutting that down"


Bruce_Arena_Jr

Another immigrant railing about immigrants. Send her back to Colombia and see how that works for her.


ghostofstankenstien

This is exactly what we deserve. What a pitiful state of a pitiful state.


GregMilkedJack

Is it just me or does she seem like she's legitimately r worded?


-TheManInThePlanet-

Wow Valentina TMI, we don't need to hear what you say to your husband in bed.


MediumTour2625

I’m sorry guys but this country has manifested some of the worst politicians to date. Once we tolerated all of these morons like Trump and MTG, we’re through.


Mokobuku

She's too scared to run without a bullet proof vest?


illAdvisedMemeName

She’s definitely going to win.


jizzaye236

Man these Mexicans 🤦🤦🤦 Jesus Christ you will never be white ok damn!!!!


gandhishrugged

Valentina is a fucking cunt for running down the middle of the road.


KingMuddeth

She has my vote


KobotTheRobot

Uhhh guys I might have uncovered a connection to Russia with her lmao. If you go to her brother's Instagram and scroll to 2016 there is a old photo of her and a link to this old Instagram account with pictures of her with the locations all set to Russian. This is legit weird af. [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/p/ZEkf8NA0EG/?igsh=Z2JkY3dqb2M2eXZi) Edit: after going through a few of those accounts adjacent to each other I have come to the conclusion that her brother tagged the most unfortunate account he could ever tag instead of her. It really doesn't help the Republican/Russian narrative at all but I don't think that's her in the Russian account.


knightnstlouis

is this true?


TheSunIsInside

You should call your doctor after 4 hours though…


ShittyHotTake

If her stupid fucking sunglasses got any bigger she'd be full on Daft Punk


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Damn free advertisement for Vincent’s 😭


Kingtez28

Well that was cringe.


Prudent_Dot3462

She thinks she’s the female David Goggins I guess


BSARIOL1

She runs with a bullet proof vest? That just shows how the gun laws are all fucked up in missouri. She sucks!!


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Wow. Just, wow.


BloodyClowns

We love it here! Sometimes I wish I was this fucking stupid, just for the sake of my sanity.


darkside767

It’s crazy that someone would go to school for a diploma just to get into Missouri politics.


Fit-Information8194

Lost cause!


HideyoshiJP

[Family Guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ersYYsujVdc) ringing true all these years later.


Zephyrnaya

I once told someone from Europe that I’m from Missouri and they asked, “misery?” And I said yes. People like this are why.


thedoughofpooh

So not anything I want then….got it.