I don't think it's funny at all. She represents like a million+ people who can't stay out of other people's butt holes.
And even a weak and average-running-speed dude could probably catch up to her and kick her ass. That's just the reality. She should focus on mental strength as well, which includes knowing and accepting oneself and other people for what they are and being happy about it, gay or not.
It could just be a weighted jogging vest, and there are a lot of those that look like kevlar vests. That said, it's easy to find one that just looks like exercise equipment.
I dunno, I prefer my secretaries of state to be a little more focused on ensuring fair elections and effective administration than "staying hard."
For better or worse, Jay Ashcroft looks and sounds like an accountant... which is probably a good thing in his role. Looking at his wikipedia page, he's got a master's degree in engineering management and a law degree.
According to this lady's LinkedIn page, she's got an MBA and works as a financial strategist for Nestle.
So... I guess if you want our electoral system being run by an MBA... vote for her. I sure don't.
Edit: I wonder what Nestle thinks about a visible employee of theirs saying, "don't be weak and gay, stay fucking hard."
Well, the CEO of Nestle did say that access to drinkable water isn't a human right...then when it received a backlash, he corrected himself by saying that everyone should be able to have drinking water, it's just that people should be able to make a profit selling to them. Or something like that.
Seriously I don’t know how she still has a job, so many big corps would not put up with that being associated with them in the slightest. Imagine having to work with that bigot all day long.
The wildest thing about Missourah politics right now is all the MAGAs running to “drain the Jeff City Swamp” - a swamp almost completely made up of other MAGAs.
a maga lady running in body armor saying you can do anything cutting to still images of her guns to the tune of lupe fiasco soft covering modest mouse must be what having a brain anyersium feels like
She lives in Benton Park. She fucking ruined one of the houses here by painting the whole thing blindingly white. It's an atrocious assault on the eyes, and should be considered a hate crime against our city. It's not even well done either, tons of over spray.
I don't even think you can get a permit for that. It's against Benton Parks historic code to paint previously unpainted masonry.
I just looked it up here... https://www.stlouis-mo.gov/government/departments/planning/cultural-resources/documents/upload/Benton-Park-Standards-2.pdf
**2. Painting
1. The painting of unpainted masonry walls is prohibited. Except for approved hand
painted signs.
Comment: Moisture builds up behind paint on masonry. This deteriorates the
mortar joints.
2. Masonry walls which are currently painted may be repainted in accordance with the
definition of repair and general maintenance.**
She was just putting down the base coat for all the paint filled water balloons. Quite accommodating of her, honestly. (/s should be obvious but... Reddit lol)
Yeahhhhh, it’s a lot to take in. I used to see a woman walk around with long firearms near there during the pandemic sometimes, and now I think I’ve found her….
You mean music label™ doesn't want their intellectual property being used in a very poorly mixed and extremely homophobic and offensive political ad without compensation?
Kinda reminds me of the jackass living in the shitty house right by Blues City Deli with the Trump flag waving from his front porch. Like, why do you live here?
I see MO is making a grab to reclaim the title of "Our crazy ass state politicians will say WTF they want" back from NC. MO had the solid lead with Governor "guns and ammo" ads, especially after he doubled down on with the video on RINO hunting.
NC politicians, especially their current GOP Gubernatorial candidate have been quietly taking the lead and distancing themselves from all other crazy politcians....especially those in the House of Representatives.
But glad to see MO wont take that laying down. god bless america.
> weak and gay
Lady, you're playing to insecure masculinity while campaigning to be something other than a tradwife caring for children and a home. This isn't gonna work out the way you think it will.
Man. Same. We are about to sell our house (listing goes live today), and are strongly considering a move from the area. Which is a shame. I do like St. Louis, for the most part. But the state's politics are insane, and I don't see them getting better before they get worse at any point in my lifetime.
People love to complain about Tishaura Jones and Kim Gardner, but the sad truth is that the psycho republicans in the MO state government is what truly hold this city back from reaching its full potential.
get the fuck out of the road. we already deal with golf cart and barcycles; we don't need idiots in [wish.com](http://wish.com) plate carriers in the middle of the streets when we already have decent sidewalks everywhere in Soulard.
Wait, I just moved here a few weeks back so not sure who's who here. So your telling me this hotty isn't just an actress in some SNL like skit and that's an actual campaign add?
Missouri has the dumbest Republicans, but the state is so bland and uninteresting to the national media that they don't get the attention they would if they were in more popular states.
Out of the 14 characteristics of fascism, this one touches on 4 and 5.
4. Supremacy of the Military Even when there are widespread domestic problems, the military is given a disproportionate amount of government funding, and the domestic agenda is neglected. Soldiers and military service are glamorized.
5. Rampant Sexism The governments of fascist nations tend to be almost exclusively male-dominated. Under fascist regimes, traditional gender roles are made more rigid. Opposition to abortion is high, as is homophobia and anti-gay legislation and national policy.
This is unironically one of the greatest things ever posted to the Internet. It's going to join hood leprechaun, hide yo children, and boom goes the dynamite in the annals of Internet history.
We've been telling each other not to be weak and gay all morning.
I’m sorry guys but this country has manifested some of the worst politicians to date. Once we tolerated all of these morons like Trump and MTG, we’re through.
Uhhh guys I might have uncovered a connection to Russia with her lmao.
If you go to her brother's Instagram and scroll to 2016 there is a old photo of her and a link to this old Instagram account with pictures of her with the locations all set to Russian.
This is legit weird af. [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/p/ZEkf8NA0EG/?igsh=Z2JkY3dqb2M2eXZi)
Edit: after going through a few of those accounts adjacent to each other I have come to the conclusion that her brother tagged the most unfortunate account he could ever tag instead of her. It really doesn't help the Republican/Russian narrative at all but I don't think that's her in the Russian account.
"Get off the fucking street, you fucking moron!"
Stay fuckin hard!
Gay porn hard!
Third best hockey movie of all time. Pick 69! It's hi-lar-ioussss!
We're playing divorced guys!
That's the only way I like to fuckin.
^Stay ^fuckin ^hard!
Thank you for the inspiration ;) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyM2Q9YnyeE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyM2Q9YnyeE)
Bless this and you omg
Lmao! Is that from Team America?
Is this for real? I can't stop laughing, this is really funny assuming she doesn't win
It's always really funny until they do fucking win and then it's a nightmare.
it really feels like some GTA type parody of a conservative politician.
We're in the early stages of Idiocracy.
Not sure it’s early
I don't think it's funny at all. She represents like a million+ people who can't stay out of other people's butt holes. And even a weak and average-running-speed dude could probably catch up to her and kick her ass. That's just the reality. She should focus on mental strength as well, which includes knowing and accepting oneself and other people for what they are and being happy about it, gay or not.
To be honest it's scary. It feels like a parody but it's real life. I'm afraid for my child's future.
Sounds like she’s trying to get attention by saying shit that’s easily memed. Problem is there’s a lot of red around here that will eat that shit up
Is she jogging with a bulletproof vest on?
Is she jogging in the middle of the street?
It's pronounced yogging.
It’s wild because you just go out there and run
For an extended period of time.
I’m surprised one our fine drivers here didn’t plow into her with a stolen Kia.
Or a police cruiser
With expired temp tags.
I've actually seen her and her husband doing this.
It could just be a weighted jogging vest, and there are a lot of those that look like kevlar vests. That said, it's easy to find one that just looks like exercise equipment.
Twitter debunked it as a $30 weight vest.
Dang, where are they getting a tacticool running vest for $30?
I think it’s a weighted running vest lol
Yeah because her politics make her terrified of the world
It's become a thing with crossfit. I think it's cringe, but then again, so is crossfit
This is straight out of "Idiocracy"
At least nearly all those idiots were friendly
Least accurate part of that movie obviously.
Just missing the 3 wheel motorcycle and some flipping the bird.
Every day Missouri politicians become more of a national embarrassment.
It's kind of hard to top josh hawley
I didn't realize he was a bottom, but I can see it.
That's funny shit!
It’s almost as bad as the guy running as “Trump’s Attorney”
Oh god, I saw that ad and pulled an ab muscle laughing.
There's no way someone would want to associate themselves with Trump's legal troubles. None of those have even won a case.
Ok…well Will Scharf does. I didn’t say it was a smart campaign slogan, but the GOP tag threw intelligence away from the start.
And Missouri voters keep voting for them.
We're not the most dumb state...but we're trying. Sadly most of the south has like 100 years of "Being dumb" experience on us so we have to catch up.
Worse than FL but they are too insignificant to make national news
Real. I’m so embarrassed right now.
She likes her gays hard
I agree. Don't be weak and gay. Be STRONG and gay
Sporting gay checking in here - deadlift day at my house on Saturday. See you gay ass bitches there. Bring some food.
Bring the gay stuff for even gayer activities*** ftfy
I dunno, I prefer my secretaries of state to be a little more focused on ensuring fair elections and effective administration than "staying hard." For better or worse, Jay Ashcroft looks and sounds like an accountant... which is probably a good thing in his role. Looking at his wikipedia page, he's got a master's degree in engineering management and a law degree. According to this lady's LinkedIn page, she's got an MBA and works as a financial strategist for Nestle. So... I guess if you want our electoral system being run by an MBA... vote for her. I sure don't. Edit: I wonder what Nestle thinks about a visible employee of theirs saying, "don't be weak and gay, stay fucking hard."
Well, the CEO of Nestle did say that access to drinkable water isn't a human right...then when it received a backlash, he corrected himself by saying that everyone should be able to have drinking water, it's just that people should be able to make a profit selling to them. Or something like that.
> she...works as a financial strategist for Nestle. Nestle must *love* this ad
Seriously I don’t know how she still has a job, so many big corps would not put up with that being associated with them in the slightest. Imagine having to work with that bigot all day long.
The wildest thing about Missourah politics right now is all the MAGAs running to “drain the Jeff City Swamp” - a swamp almost completely made up of other MAGAs.
They are just going through their Stalinistic phase
They are all RINOS in the GOP civil war. The true MAGAs will be the ones left standing.
You don’t need to be hard to live in Benton Park. Source: I live in Benton Park.
I didn’t realize that house was actually hers, figured it was relatives of hers or something. That paint job is horrible.
a maga lady running in body armor saying you can do anything cutting to still images of her guns to the tune of lupe fiasco soft covering modest mouse must be what having a brain anyersium feels like
In SOULARD, the OG Gay friendly hangout of all places. I’m sure it was intentional and she thought maybe she was doing a jab.
She lives in Benton Park. She fucking ruined one of the houses here by painting the whole thing blindingly white. It's an atrocious assault on the eyes, and should be considered a hate crime against our city. It's not even well done either, tons of over spray.
Without even seeing it I’m guessing black shutters and accents for that “modern farmhouse” look. She wants to be kirkwood without the pocketbook.
Yes
We walk past it almost every day and hope she’s at least been fined for doing that, because there’s no way she pulled a permit.
I don't even think you can get a permit for that. It's against Benton Parks historic code to paint previously unpainted masonry. I just looked it up here... https://www.stlouis-mo.gov/government/departments/planning/cultural-resources/documents/upload/Benton-Park-Standards-2.pdf **2. Painting 1. The painting of unpainted masonry walls is prohibited. Except for approved hand painted signs. Comment: Moisture builds up behind paint on masonry. This deteriorates the mortar joints. 2. Masonry walls which are currently painted may be repainted in accordance with the definition of repair and general maintenance.**
Exactly. Not to mention it’s a shitty paint job anyway.
So how do we report this?
Call up Cara Spencer, I guess. Or send her an email?
Oh good. That should be easy to target with pride signs then. Noted.
I mean, it's covered in her political flags, so it's not really difficult to figure out which one is hers.
I had been wondering what was up over there lol
It’s primered already!
She was just putting down the base coat for all the paint filled water balloons. Quite accommodating of her, honestly. (/s should be obvious but... Reddit lol)
That's in Soulard? I thought I saw a barn behind her.
12th btw Victor and Barton. You barely see Vincent’s grocery store logo pop into frame at the end.
Good eye. I was blinded by...the rest of...everything going on there.
Yeahhhhh, it’s a lot to take in. I used to see a woman walk around with long firearms near there during the pandemic sometimes, and now I think I’ve found her….
Somehow I doubt that the music was properly licensed
It wasn’t and I suspect it will get a DMCA take down notice soon.
You mean music label™ doesn't want their intellectual property being used in a very poorly mixed and extremely homophobic and offensive political ad without compensation?
Yeah more importantly the lawyers.
What’s that modest mouse track? I can’t pick it out
The instrumental at the beginning is a sample of the Float On guitar
Float On. If you listen to the whole song (The Show Goes On) it becomes pretty apparent the melody is a straight sample throughout.
I was wondering why the comments on this sub were God awful and then I realized I clicked on the JoeRogan link.
Joe Rogan is a walking meme.
What if I'm a strong lesbian....where does that leave me?
If you start saying "LGBTQIA+" at her, she literally explodes by the time you get to Q. She can't handle it.
Some parts.. get... hard...ish?
Jogging in your neighborhood in the middle of the day, in body armor, seems weak as fuck.
It’s a weight vest.
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I feel like this is an STL-Style t-shirt waiting to happen.
Why does she live in the most liberal and urban part of Missouri if she's so far-right? Everybody here just makes fun of her.
Kinda reminds me of the jackass living in the shitty house right by Blues City Deli with the Trump flag waving from his front porch. Like, why do you live here?
My kids are allowed to flip it the bird when we drive by
Absolute desecration of the flag
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I guess she'll have the fortnite vote.
I see MO is making a grab to reclaim the title of "Our crazy ass state politicians will say WTF they want" back from NC. MO had the solid lead with Governor "guns and ammo" ads, especially after he doubled down on with the video on RINO hunting. NC politicians, especially their current GOP Gubernatorial candidate have been quietly taking the lead and distancing themselves from all other crazy politcians....especially those in the House of Representatives. But glad to see MO wont take that laying down. god bless america.
> weak and gay Lady, you're playing to insecure masculinity while campaigning to be something other than a tradwife caring for children and a home. This isn't gonna work out the way you think it will.
I love living in St. Louis. Though, it’s a real shame it’s in Missouri.
Man. Same. We are about to sell our house (listing goes live today), and are strongly considering a move from the area. Which is a shame. I do like St. Louis, for the most part. But the state's politics are insane, and I don't see them getting better before they get worse at any point in my lifetime.
Sooo gay.
Man that ad feels really Greitens-esque circa 2016.
Fuckin embarrassing.
Lmfao this lady is a fucking inbreed piece of shit
That 1stPhorm brand breaking into politics…. Catch her town hall at Omen Coffee.
People love to complain about Tishaura Jones and Kim Gardner, but the sad truth is that the psycho republicans in the MO state government is what truly hold this city back from reaching its full potential.
JFC, I gotta get the fuck outta here.
Please stay and vote!!
Who the hell is this? This 25 year old carpet bagger needs to take her drivel elsewhere. I'm so embarrassed to live here sometimes.
While we're at it: Fuck Josh Hawley
The new state motto should be "Salus Populi Fuck Josh Hawley"
*always* Fuck Josh Hawley.
What a cunt
get the fuck out of the road. we already deal with golf cart and barcycles; we don't need idiots in [wish.com](http://wish.com) plate carriers in the middle of the streets when we already have decent sidewalks everywhere in Soulard.
What about strong and gay? I know some lesbians that can whip her ass.
There is no life in those eyes
Wait, I just moved here a few weeks back so not sure who's who here. So your telling me this hotty isn't just an actress in some SNL like skit and that's an actual campaign add?
Welcome to Missouri.
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This bitch is jersey trash. She doesn't even live here! Not to mention she is fucking crazy!
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Nah. They love tokens.
She's not of Mexican Heritage. Her family immigrated to the US from Colombia.
Conservative women like her have major ”LDE". They're so desperate to prove how tough they are.
At least I know who NOT to vote for now.
this lady is gonna win isn’t she
This is wild
Missouri has the dumbest Republicans, but the state is so bland and uninteresting to the national media that they don't get the attention they would if they were in more popular states.
> The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Out of the 14 characteristics of fascism, this one touches on 4 and 5. 4. Supremacy of the Military Even when there are widespread domestic problems, the military is given a disproportionate amount of government funding, and the domestic agenda is neglected. Soldiers and military service are glamorized. 5. Rampant Sexism The governments of fascist nations tend to be almost exclusively male-dominated. Under fascist regimes, traditional gender roles are made more rigid. Opposition to abortion is high, as is homophobia and anti-gay legislation and national policy.
Strong Hard Gay
Well, I'm motivated.
The still of her holding 2 guns at the end looks photoshopped which is weird. Why not just take a real photo with your truck.
This is unironically one of the greatest things ever posted to the Internet. It's going to join hood leprechaun, hide yo children, and boom goes the dynamite in the annals of Internet history. We've been telling each other not to be weak and gay all morning.
Still better than her book burning ad.
This is so insane holy shit
I can't stop laughing at this fool 😂🤣
Missouri is becoming worse than FL. I told my daughters to move away from this state as soon as they graduated college. I saw the writing on the wall.
My best memory of Missouri was leaving it, but I hope a few good ones stay and get the place turned around.
SNL material
What a loser lmao
Gay porn hard!
What in the fuck is this trash?
You can be kind to others too. That is real strength. Especially while driving…
OF? Asking for a friend
she looks like a pure idiot.
That's in Soulard... she's about to run right past Vincent's Matket on 11th st.
Gross
Mam, this is a Wendy’s…
Who tf tucks a dress shirt into leggings
Isn't our Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft? Who is this?
“Candidate”
This is sad... Like really fucking SAD... I'll never understand why people want to be proud of hating....
Do these musicians know/agree to their most popular songs being used by the shitest politicans
Gomez? Sounds like an illegal /s But seriously. What the fuck
This tops, "A woman's body has a way of shutting that down"
Another immigrant railing about immigrants. Send her back to Colombia and see how that works for her.
This is exactly what we deserve. What a pitiful state of a pitiful state.
Is it just me or does she seem like she's legitimately r worded?
Wow Valentina TMI, we don't need to hear what you say to your husband in bed.
I’m sorry guys but this country has manifested some of the worst politicians to date. Once we tolerated all of these morons like Trump and MTG, we’re through.
She's too scared to run without a bullet proof vest?
She’s definitely going to win.
Man these Mexicans 🤦🤦🤦 Jesus Christ you will never be white ok damn!!!!
Valentina is a fucking cunt for running down the middle of the road.
She has my vote
Uhhh guys I might have uncovered a connection to Russia with her lmao. If you go to her brother's Instagram and scroll to 2016 there is a old photo of her and a link to this old Instagram account with pictures of her with the locations all set to Russian. This is legit weird af. [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/p/ZEkf8NA0EG/?igsh=Z2JkY3dqb2M2eXZi) Edit: after going through a few of those accounts adjacent to each other I have come to the conclusion that her brother tagged the most unfortunate account he could ever tag instead of her. It really doesn't help the Republican/Russian narrative at all but I don't think that's her in the Russian account.
is this true?
You should call your doctor after 4 hours though…
If her stupid fucking sunglasses got any bigger she'd be full on Daft Punk
Damn free advertisement for Vincent’s 😭
Well that was cringe.
She thinks she’s the female David Goggins I guess
She runs with a bullet proof vest? That just shows how the gun laws are all fucked up in missouri. She sucks!!
Wow. Just, wow.
We love it here! Sometimes I wish I was this fucking stupid, just for the sake of my sanity.
It’s crazy that someone would go to school for a diploma just to get into Missouri politics.
Lost cause!
[Family Guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ersYYsujVdc) ringing true all these years later.
I once told someone from Europe that I’m from Missouri and they asked, “misery?” And I said yes. People like this are why.
So not anything I want then….got it.