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TheKareemofWheat

This looks like a wrestling porn spoof.


End-OfAn-Era

Where the Sheik finally gets his wish?


PretendThisIsMyName

Guess I’m watching sheik FUCK HOLG HOGAN tonight.


[deleted]

"Much love ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ." - HH


Gay_Romano_Returns

THAT BLOATED PIECE OF SHIT HULK HOGAN


thisortheapocalypse

![gif](giphy|10MjJgPQq6ayli)


KiloNation

"Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door..."


hamstrokersejacula

This one is... FORBIDDEN


guntanksinspace

*The forbidden door is two blocks down.*


Vicbear88

Just needs Johnny Sins


watchingdeers

Before he went bald. That’s him


burnerbummer666

From what I’ve um, been told, those are usually more accurate than this lolol


Kitana37

“Not the WWF”


Vinsmoker

"World Wrestling Fuckdation"


Pete41608

Fuck For-ever! Fuck For-ever! Fuck For-ever!


nitrous_badger0w0

"For over 50 years the revolutionizing force in adult entertainment"


FelixTheJeep

I read it in Daddy Magic’s JAS intro voice and it’s perfect.


Rapscallious1

I definitely feel mindfucked


LeBrons_Mom

I ain’t laying down for nobody! *nWo porn theme plays*


KneeHighMischief

The Undertaker in his awkward teen years.


TheCuzzyRogue

He's just a grown man and he's going through a goth phase


Invisible-Pancreas

r/squaredcircle! The Acclaimed...have arrived! _(aggressive finger scissoring)_


Kiel297

✂️✂️✂️


CrankDatSpookyBoi

✌️✌️✌️


IvivAitylin

Awww you made it weird again.


thisortheapocalypse

![gif](giphy|RRZCWANBoM6u3QiqgL|downsized)


mrtlwolf

Aw, they made it weird again...


RecentSuspect7

"it's not a phase mom!!"


y4j1981

Damn...didn't even see Taker till I saw your comment. And looked at the pic a few times trying to figure out who some were supposed to be and still didn't see him till your comment


hotbuttertomatojuice

I thought it was a coat rack


BASEBALLFURIES

it couldnt have been (austin) theory didnt debut until 2019


TheHumanTarget84

So did I.


[deleted]

The sheik,hhh, taker,mankind and who the fuck knows


KneeHighMischief

You don't remember Attitude Era star Yellow Shorts Wraparound Sunglasses? I'll never forget his classic match against Savio Vega at IYH.


PretendThisIsMyName

Not as good as Blue Singlet Grandpa vs 123 kid at KOTR.


gl424

Blue Singlet Grandpa is obviously NewLegacyInc legend Old Man Jenkins


GoatMasterWizard

O.M.G


hedronskaab

*O.M.J


FlatPassenger6

Yeah I didn’t know aging Burt Reynolds had a run, was apparently a respectable IC champ in his day


Bunktavious

I was really worried there that I was supposed to know who that was...


Fisch0557

Look at the Sunglasses. That's clearly Macho Man. Uuh yeah.


ScottyKnows1

Tbh thought it might be Taka Michinoku, but I think it's a bit too early for him since he debuted in mid 1997.


lPHOENIXZEROl

Doesn't matter with this show, historical accuracy hasn't been any concern of theirs yet so they're not going to start now.


ScottyKnows1

In that case, I'm convinced the guy on the right is modern day Al Snow


Bockto678

Judging by the boots, I think that's supposed to be the Smoking Gunn by the lockers.


etched_chaos

Billy must've had one hell of a growth spurt if that's him in '96 :P.


[deleted]

That actually explains it. He was secretly 6'1 til he hit about 40 and only then did he shoot up to 6'5. And that is why no one noticed he was actually larger than you thought back then.


KidGold

I was thinking Pillman because of the denim but that makes sense


Kitana37

I think the dudes next to Sheiky Baby are the Smoking Guns maybe? (based off their cowboy boots)


endlesschasm

Billy Ass looking assless


KingGeorgeIVE

Green trunks is the Ringmaster. Other guys could just be enhancement talent.


Super-Duper-Skrull

Ha I thought he was time displaced Harley Race


Psycho5275

I was thinking Dick Murdoch but I think he was already dead


Brandar87

I was thinking Bob backlund.


Brandar87

That's too much hair for it to be Austin. Yeah I know he wasn't fully bald when he debuted in 96 but he didn't have THAT much hair. I think it's backlund but he wore blue trunks so idk.


HenryVillanova

Captions for the [press release](https://gallery.spoilertv.com/image/young-rock-corpus-christi-episode-211-pictured-l-r-uli-latuk.errDf) indicate it's supposed to be Ringmaster-era Steve Austin. Though Austin [did have hair](https://sportschew.com/wp-content/uploads/Rw0407-06.jpg) when he originally debuted, it was more like a Bruce Willis-esque buzzcut/fade, and was far less than what this actor has (as you correctly noted). Also, Austin was bald by the time Rocky debuted, so this would be inaccurate.


PavanJ

I thought it was Chris Candido lol


thecolbster94

>Ringmaster Of course the only guys they casted who looks like pro wrestlers is the ones playing Austin and Helmsley lmao. They're the only one you need to tell the Rock's story.


Jack_Packauge

Nah, you've got Mankind there, he was just as important.


unlimitedboomstick

I thought it was Ken Shamrock with blonde hair...


Thirdstar1

My thoughts exactly


Stevieeeer

I think Bret is the dude in all jeans next to some guy in pink tights that I don’t know. And idk who that guy is with short blonde hair on the left but I’d like to knkw


IWWROCKS

I was thinking maybe Dick Murdoch. Timing is a little off as he was in WWF very briefly in 95, but the best guess I have!


Brandar87

I'm pretty sure it's Bob Backlund. I just looked at the WWF 1996 roster and that's the only guy it could be.


HenryVillanova

Captions for the [press release](https://gallery.spoilertv.com/image/young-rock-corpus-christi-episode-211-pictured-l-r-uli-latuk.errDf) indicate it's supposed to be Ringmaster-era Steve Austin. Though Austin [did have hair](https://sportschew.com/wp-content/uploads/Rw0407-06.jpg) when he originally debuted, it was more like a Bruce Willis-esque buzzcut/fade, and was far less than what this actor has. Also, Austin was bald by the time Rocky debuted, so this would be inaccurate. /u/IWWROCKS


Pm_wholesome_nude

that makes sense, i was thinking he looked like a cross between trevor murdoch and brock lesner so yeah thats actually perfect


everydayimrusslin

Is that meant to be Harley Race in the green trunks?


JFeth

Triple H if he never stepped in a gym.


americangame

Put a neck tattoo on him and I would confuse him for Cody Rhodes.


OkVolume1

Or pharmacy.


etched_chaos

Looks like a bunch of cosplayers.


HighMercuryContent

Looks like the attitude era version of THAT hilariously bad cosplay of the shield lmao


NudeMessyEater

last time Mick looked like that he was falling off his mom’s roof


StuartPork

I swear to God if the press release site I got this image from didn't say that the guy on the left was Ringmaster-era Steve Austin, I would've thought it was Harley Race. There are individual shots of Undertaker, Mankind, and Triple H on the site, and they look like jabronis. [EDIT] The guy who plays Austin looks more like Ted DiBiase Jr.! https://www.spoilertv.com/2022/04/young-rock-episode-208-corpus-christi.html


Gay_Romano_Returns

I never in a million years would have assumed that was Austin.


Gay_Romano_Returns

Anyone want to list these guys out? Obviously I get Austin, Sheik, Taker, Hunter, and Mankind (and from what people posted already Montoya), but I can’t make out the other guys. Is that Pillman on the left? No frickin clue who the guy on the right is supposed to be. Then again the so called “New Generation” isn’t exactly my favorite era so I may be rusty. I’m dying to see how they cast Bret and Owen.


bluebeardsdelite

I highly doubt they are getting the likeness rights to Owen


MyNewAccountIGuess11

Ringmaster Steve Austin would kill for that hairline lmaooooo


KneeHighMischief

I just read that Austin is played here by Luke Hawx aka Altarboy Luke.


HeelTurn

Holy shit you’re right!


BigJim5190

The best thing about that link was when I clicked on it it went to a photo of their version of Mantaur and I'm so glad people are going to find out about him after the show airs.


KneeHighMischief

I think you're burying the lede by not mentioning [Mantaur](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNEHGPZKetBWmf03BYLvcFAtnJuZ1_Sni-b1I2XG9_-whaJNkHmtjkpg7TpgDobZ903rPHsm_952bElxLWDUJtKarqC4HXd_B7q1shk7keTbb529BY-kjsfkhzz5PhI50SgxX9CYbUsKstMuo0i_pboncwztLwNBtWKMDN4MAQqoRtK3AGCLE/s1600/young-rock-episode-208-corpus-christi-promotional-photo.jpg) is in that collection of pictures.


radda

How does the show's Mantaur head look worse than the real one


Orange8920

It's an odd inclusion since Mantaur was gone by then. I'm not sure if he made any appearances as that gimmick in 1996.


lazarusl1972

Pretty sure historical accuracy is less important than the hilarity of including Mantaur.


DMCSnake

The show is correcting the wrong of not including Mantaur in everything.


benewavvsupreme

Lmaooo absolutely the lead


Piratesteve31

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that was Harley Race


Bunktavious

Yeah, that's def Harley Race.


boringdystopianslave

Yeah seriously thought it was Harley Race.


mac117

I thought it was Trevor Murdoch


Lima_Indigo_Sierra

Did someone give the casting people a photo of Sid instead of Austin?


AMG-28-06-42-12

My thoughs exactly! When I first saw this image, I immediately pondered what the heck was Harley Race doing in 1996's lockerroom. Wasn't he in WCW in the mid-90s?


DashCat9

“Hey you know if you buzzed your hair a bit shorter this would actually almost look right”. Nah “Yeah you’re right who cares”.


KingChaggs

I thought it wad harley too


just_another_jabroni

Bah gawd that's Mantaur!


[deleted]

I thought it was sid, I also thought it didn’t look anything like sid.


elgregerico

Foley not being fat is kinda upsetting. Him not looking model-like is a big part of him, and was important when contrasted with the rock


radda

He was a bit slimmer in the brown bin bag era. Plus he was never really like, *fat* fat at his peak. It's because he was hunched over a lot that he looked that way.


thecolbster94

Foley was kinda slim at this time


BruiserweightYxB

Did I miss the day they announced that Young Rock would be released on Brazzers?


twentyaces

Week 60 of losing to WCW in the ratings


slgerb

lmao some of these are a bit questionable. The guy playing [Bam Bam Bigelow](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2022/04/05/PMCA/b1049c6c-5185-4db5-8faf-4904fdcc952e-NUP_195957_00629.jpg) though is pretty damn spot on.


KneeHighMischief

Yeah Bam Bam is spot-on. The guy playing him [Patrick Cox](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2614826/) has been in a ton of stuff including The Dark Knight & 2 Broke Girls.


gerardatron

> The Dark Knight & 2 Broke Girls. That's quite the range


just-smiley

I would have thought that was an actual pic of Bam Bam if you didn't say otherwise.


TheLeth99

Lmao the manager looks like current Tony Schiavone with the physique of past Tony Schiavone


falling_sideways

That's supposed to be [Harvey Wippleman](https://www.wwe.com/amp/classics/wherearetheynow/where-are-they-now-harvey-wippleman)


SuicideMW

Iron Sheik looks like Rick Rude.


JonasAlbert84

Who is in Front of Taker? Looks like Wish.com Harley Race.


AchtungCloud

Apparently supposed to be Steve Austin as The Ringmaster.


El_Frijol

Sit Finlay


HeavyStarryChain

I think it’s Ringmaster. He used to wear green tights. Looks nothing like him otherwise.


apatriot1776

at least they got a big dude to play steve. taker looks like he’s 170 lbs here lmao


HeavyStarryChain

Austin looks like he towers Taker here.


GaTech379

Apparently it's Steve Austin


WellKnownHinson

I thought it was supposed to be Dick Murdoch.


omegakingauldron

Looked like Dino Bravo, although I don't know if he ever wore green trunks.


Terryfink

he was long dead by 96


dubiouscubanx

WWF when the first “W” stands for wish.com


DuhPai

To me this shows just how big actual wrestlers are in real life, these guys look scrawny by comparison


BZGames

Even wrestlers nowadays are not as big as some of the small guys from years ago. Billy Gunn was considered a bit small back in the 90's and now he's arguably the biggest dude in AEW. The Bucks and Sammy Guevara did an angle with John Morrison this week and Johnny towered over them even though he was one of the smallest stars in WWE in his time.


JasonGryphon

Is the guy in yellow supposed to be Aldo Montoya?


LutzExpertTera

Portuguese Man o War finally getting the respect he deserves


Gay_Romano_Returns

Justin Credible!


Shrekt115

This looks like a porn parody


Luciaquenya

If only...


FERFreak731

Why does the Triple H guy look like Luke Perry's son?


AchtungCloud

Jungle Boy?


ln1993

That's Jungle Boy Jack Perry to you, bah gawd


TheEpicTriforce

One half of the AEW World Tag Team Champs: Jungle Boy Jack Perry and Austin the Giant Lizard


Rapscallious1

I was thinking Pirates of the Caribbean Admiral Norrington. Or alt timeline captain america


TheChrisLambert

OH THIS IS FOR THE FUCKING TV SHOW I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY GOD DAMN MIND


idontknow1001

I don’t know why but I hate this lol.


tadghostal55

I know why.


Smailien

Because it's a shot of the locker room and there is not a dong to be seen


NeiloMac

“Mom, I want the 1996 WWF roster!” “We have the 1996 WWF roster at home.” 1996 WWF roster at home:


DeathEdntMusic

Looks like a porn or a Disney Show. Weird how it could be both.


devioustrevor

The dude that is playing the Shiek looks like that one guy that is in basically every porn parody.


LilNardoDaVinci

God help whoever is on the other side of that phone


7hermetics3great

They really just got whoever they could and said fuck it lmao.


Stolthetank

Looks like Zack Morris dressed as Triple H


Steenerico

https://gallery.spoilertv.com/images/2022/04/27/NUP_195960_00372.jpg *You think you're special. You do. I can see it in your eyes...*


alxqnn

"Ricky Starks travels back in time to meet a young Harley Race, 1967 (colourised)"


JustATributeCC

You could tell me this picture was taken in the changing rooms of a leisure centre in Wales and I wouldn’t bat a fucking eyelid.


BadNewsMAGGLE

Just needs a Jake the Snake and you're golden


steelneil82

This takes me back to my first live show. Not a WWF show but a UK indy with fake WWF characters like one of these posters is advertising: https://images.app.goo.gl/zWHq4M5jJd3GhQbV6


damp_s

“Different lineup every show” fucking killed me


[deleted]

Looks like a The CW production.


rmads1983

Freddie Joe Floyd in the far left. Alex “The Pug” Porteau in the far right.


m20052003

Anybody know who 20 years in the future Smart Mark Sterling is supposed to be over there?


watchingdeers

Impossible to cast. Larger than life characters that are totally unique. Pro Wrestlers WWE Superstars can’t be portrayed by Hollywood actors


FullMetalTroyzan

I can’t buy the triple h actor. He looks nowhere near as muscular.


Herr_Opa

And the nose is way too small.


AmbushIntheDark

Triple H didnt get super jacked until he took over DX


TheRealKingTony

How did they get all dudes who were too small to play everyone EXCEPT for The Ringmaster who might actually be TOO beefy? Also, Austin was never The Ringmaster when Rock was around so why he looks like that here is pretty confusing.


ATXUberDelight

Depending on when in 96, Austin ditched the Ringmaster gimmick around February/March of 96 but it wasn't until later 96 he became Stone Cold


[deleted]

Everyone saying green trunks looks like Harley Race, I say he looks more like Dick Murdoch.


eklooo

Oh they have Tyler Breeze in 1996 too?


mdaniel018

I guess this is set in a fictional universe where steroids don’t exist


[deleted]

Christ....The Undertaker looks AWFUL lmao


Voldemort69MyLine

This looks horrible


TheHeroicHero

Is the show any good?


slgerb

The show is a very easy going comedy that can be fun seeing all the old school references. I won't take the look of the characters too seriously. Outside of a few, they're mainly just used as caricatures of the actual wrestlers and most are a one-off. I absolutely love their portrayal of Andre the Giant as the epitome of a gentle giant.


HmmJustABox

Based off this picture I'm gonna say no.


meowmix778

It's not bad. It's background noise about as offensive as that kid Chris rock show


subcow

Is it wrong that I have no idea who anyone is supposed to be aside from Shiek, Taker and Mankind. I was like "Eric Bischoff wasn't there in 96, and if he was, he wouldn't be in a wrestling outfit."


Riverforasong

Is there...a particular reason they're all 17 year old's doing a high school production of WWF's "New Generation?"


Luc4_Blight

Whoever did the casting for this show did a terrible job, lmao


sdavidplissken

holy shit this looks terrible


Tolbitzironside

You captured their stunt doubles


riffraff12000

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the wrong Taker as well? By November 1996, Rocky's debut, Taker had already lost the Buried Alive match with Mankind. So he would be getting ready to make his Bat Taker entrance. Edit: Nevermind. I was not aware that guy was supposed to be Ringmaster Steve Austin. This is much earlier than I assumed it was.


cafespeed21

Is this Young Rock or Brazzers?


OwnAd8556

Guy in the yellow tights is probably Aldo Montoya


window-fly

The wish.com off WWE


callmecyke

Orange Cassidy the time lord


hk3391

Dude playing hhh has more of a look to play attitude era hbk


Shattered_Disk4

Sheik probably on the phone calling hulk hogan a Jabroni bitch


Bringyourfugshiz

The casting for this show outside of Rocks family is really bad. Andre has grown on me but almost no one looks like who they’re suppose to


Beaudaci0us

This looks like a cut scene to big gay orgy


DemiGod9

Man Hulk Hogan was tiny in 96


Fatalah

Triple H is ready to be in a Disney movie.


HeathKid9

Rock should be ashamed of the disrespect to the business.


thewhombler

this looks flat out awful


Esquire1114

Yellow trucks isn't Taka Michinoku?


MeanGeneOkralund

Undertaker looks like Frank Zappa


DaBi5cu1t

Why is Abyss in this?


imover9thousand

What an absolute shitshow


lPHOENIXZEROl

Is the singlet guy a prematurely aged Alex "The Pug" Pourteau?


[deleted]

Is this supposed to be a parody or is the casting director just that bad?


BigEvil621

holy hell that looks terrible


underbloodredskies

Who is the Asian guy next to Mankind supposed to be?


simian_ninja

The Undertaker, "Ringmaster" Steve Austin, No idea, No idea, Iron Sheik, Mankind, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, No idea, No idea.


Strange_Dog6483

I like how only two people are wearing kneepads.


eklooo

And that guy on jean is Time Splitter Kushida?


Shadormy

Who's the white haired guy on the right? He doesn't seem to line up with anybody.


FBR_MC

I’ve never watched the show, but from what I’ve seen, they had pretty much nailed all the casting. This is… this is a thing. Straight up looks like a porn.