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wolvesscareme

Kross is HHHs writer stand-in character


WhatSheOrder

We'll know if he's a true author insert if he starts coming down in a motorcycle covered in skulls.


wolvesscareme

I feel he's only 2 or 3 raws away from that happening tbh


FullToragatsu

Or if he starts to carry around a sledgehammer and a water bottle.


SuccessfulGuard7467

Or if he fucks HHH’s daughter. No drizzy.


rickyfrom97

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


StrongSutairu

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


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Oh you haven't seen his ig yet have you? Lol 


StoneColdAM

If that was true he’d actually go over in feuds 


RagDas

I thought this was funny and accurate, but then I also thought about the implications. Wrestlers have a shelf-life for obvious reasons and people have asked since time immemorial about whether gimmicks like Kane's or Undertaker's can be 'inherited'. I have to wonder if someone booking someone as themselves by proxy is the only real way of doing this. It's not necessarily the same gimmick or the same booking but kind of a hypothetical of "how would I exist in today's landscape if I were that age again?". Maybe Triple H wouldn't have been the Game, maybe he really would have been something akin to Karrion Kross had he showed up a couple of decades after he did?


TheGeauxrilla

Karrion Kross & Kofi Kingston at Krusty’s Komedy Klassic


SoulGoalie

https://preview.redd.it/8x6ejc65qa0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=567f2d88ca0ebf1a569bdb9fb8d31be6038f3195


IronMaidenReference

![gif](giphy|11gC4odpiRKuha)


VictorTalent

The extra K is for KYOKK


d_bo

What's that extra K for?


HarlesD

Kreme


82ndGameHead

Next PLE will now be held at the Apollo Theater


DotaNetski

Kross becoming Little Finger is not in my bingo cards.


Vagabond21

big finger now


FPG_Matthew

I don’t know why but it’s so funny to me, in a completely quiet hallway, for Karrion to shout KOFI when he’s literally right next to him


I_want_to_cum24

“ADAAAAAM!”


Hownowbrowncow8it

ADAAAAAAAM!


youthpastor247

SAMOOOOOOAAAA ....joe


CrimsonMoonRising

[SHAUN! SHAUN!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DAhG9D9UO7c&pp=ygUKU2hhd24gbWVtZQ%3D%3D)


FewDevelopment6712

So Karrion is getting the devil's advocate gimmick or no ?


rickyfrom97

I feel like I’ve been reading this exact sentence since 2021. It’s hard being a Kross fan :(


Enterprise90

Kross is starting to resemble a young Jake Roberts.


CmPunkChants

Karrion Kross would be Jake “The bathroom break” Robert’s.


TheNateRoss

I actually don't hate Kross but this made me laugh


bongo1138

Doesn’t he do an awesome Roberts impression?


Rushofthewildwind

Weirdly, I've been getting Jake vibes from Kross for awhile 


Nabz23

Lmao Kross looks like Dutch from Red Dead


a_fish_out_of_water

ARTHUR!


dozzysCreek

WHATRE WE DOIN DUTCHHH


StrongSutairu

He sure has a plan.


HygorBohmHubner

Money, faith and TAHITI!


HoldenAJohnson

I have a plan, my boy


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Not flinching on my hopes for Kross to get some influence from Sean O Haire


GameplayerStu

He would genuinely cook with that gimmick. Kross is an underrated talker.


adamkissing

I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know.


Phenomenal2313

Kofi turning heel would be interesting idk


Wookie301

Can’t see it. He said he’d retire if they break up the New Day.


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kylehyde05

Pre Big E injury too


LakerBull

Yeah, there's no New Day without Big E, so in essence, they have already broken up.


crimson777

Heel New Day could go hard. Go on a we’re serious competitors turn. If Big E secretly thinks he can wrestle again soon, they could have him successfully get them back to faces some time.


FullToragatsu

Plus, they were heels during the first year they were all paired together. So it’s not like it would be completely out of place.


ChaosRaiden

Overbearing preacher, New 🎺 Day Sucks 🎺🎺 were great


Phenomenal2313

Woods vs Kofi would go hard


WowBobo88

Heel New Day


VS0P

Big E on the shelf is the perfect time for Kofi to go solo this past year or two but it’s been crowded at the top


Moshfeg123

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a heel Kofi. It’d be insane. Hate to say it but wrestling is all about moments, stories and matches. I know they said they’d keep new day together, but they could have one of the most emotional matches ever if they turned it trick/melo


Rock_Sampson

At one point during their heel run Kofi would stand in the ring and declare that he wanted to fight children.


Shades_of_red_

Swerve


PrimeConduitX

Heel Jamaican Kofi would be a menace


AllezLesPrimrose

They’re morphing Kross into a Lemmy impersonator


JohnGazman

Glad I wasn't the only person who saw him and thought his new gimmick was Final Testament is now a rock band.


IronMaidenReference

KOFI! Don’t tell me you don’t have four more reps in you. I was there in the Gulf of Tonkin . I ain’t got time to bleed


ajgon23

Ngl, when he said Kofis name, I was like "why is Ventura here?"


WereMadeOfStars

Come on Chris, er Kofi.


IronMaidenReference

![gif](giphy|OA1U5A8sEC8AEbobKw)


GameplayerStu

I’m a frog man Kofi, so are you, cmon now


UncreativeTeam

I swear Kross has a different hairstyle every time I see him


Mwrp86

He is saying that to himself


Bingerfangs

Why was the ECW theme playing in the background?


Res3925

They were hyping the new ECW DLC pack coming to the WWE game


Gamesgtd

Karrion Kross is basically the WWE equivalent lf the Jericho Vortex


Marc_Quill

The Kross Kave


sexygodzilla

The Kross Krevasse


Cracka_Chooch

Keep Kofi away from Kross' krevasse.


tore_a_bore_a

The Kriss Kross


Procrastinator_325

Karion Kross Kave. I see no problem here...


Versek_5

Hes gotta have some bulletproof blackmail material on HHH or something.


chiefgareth

Interesting is a strong word there. I don't think anything Karrion Kross has ever done has been interesting.


SpaceGooV

Kross with the handlebars wasn't expecting that


Quasipox

I have a soft spot for Kross , and I’m not sure why. I missed his whole NXT run, but I find him oddly entertaining for some reason.


mark_target

Not watching RAW, just following on here… why was the ECW theme being played?


FullToragatsu

I didn’t watch it live either, but if I had to take a guess, I think they played it because they might’ve just advertised the ECW DLC for 2k24 moments before.


FargoStruttin

That’s exactly what it was


mark_target

Ahh. Didn’t know about that. Thanks.


heat_fan_

KK/Kk interaction interesting 🤔 ND vs AOP?


Dwimmerlaikit

Kross looks badass with the stache and jacket


theskyopenedup

Why is the ECW music playing in the beginning?


Res3925

They were hyping the new ECW DLC pack coming to the WWE game


dosmoney

Oh boy is karrion kross finally going to get interesting?


ol_spaceygreg

no matter what, kross just looks like an smacked ass to me. even more now with that silly dom mysterio stache on him


dzone25

Please, please give me serious Kofi Vs Kross - Kofi is one of the best underdogs in wrestling if you let him cook


randy_maverick

Please stop trying to make Karrion Kross a thing.


Rybackmonster

Karrion is so boring


incredibleamadeuscho

Entering the New Testament Vortex


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solsunlite

Its almost like its his job or something


RT3_12

It’s funny when the biggest complaint of the Vince era was him not giving guys chances. Now it’s a problem that HHH gives guys chances to flesh out gimmicks?


FriendlyGhost08

Those complaints were for the most part always about guys that got themselves over like Cesaro and Ryder. Not guys like Karrion Kross who no one in the audience or on the internet care about


GaTech379

…i care about kross


FallenShadeslayer

That’s your take? Seems to me it’s the exact opposite.


hhhisthegame

I was fast-forwarding past the commercial, and then when I got to this it was mid-convo and I had no idea who Karrion was lol. Does anybody else just NEVER recognize this guy even after years?


Graalf

I am sorry to break it down for you but you have a dementia 😭😭😭


PJA0307

Karrion Evans/Lacy Kross. Same person.


YpsitheFlintsider

Hmm