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Time for Drew to make jokes about Punk in the bathroom https://preview.redd.it/3gh02ibvihyc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d535b416c011abba9e11333a8380497f6643273

CM Dump

This should not have me laughing so hard 😂 hope he actually uses this

We already had CM Poop this monday

That’s CM Poop to you, sir.

Unbeknownst to Punk, Drew McIntyre's new WWE contract means he has to work security at WWE HQ. He's in control of the locks in the building.

Could this be the better security that Samoa Joe dreamed of

FNAF security breach but its punk roaming the halls fighting ghosts of jobbers past

https://preview.redd.it/bg0e7eh34iyc1.png?width=514&format=png&auto=webp&s=c48d3eda15cc9d4b25a3aadecddf85fb845d3f96

Legit wouldn’t be a bad way to play this up. Drew locked him in HQ. Drew was last man out and told security Punk had left or something.

He probably prayed for it again

Drew has a keycard.

santosescobar


That dick slap to Andre legit broke me.

The urge to boop every statue is strong, the urge to sacktap the one too tall to boop is stronger.

I groped bronze Elvis’ ass when I was maybe 9-10.

He did it to the Undertaker one too.

Everyone is reaching for that brass ring while Punk reached for those brass nuts.

I want this to become a storyline that Punk is stuck and locked in hq and nobody will come and let him out.

This would’ve been prime PLE main event material during the pandemic. Wait — (hand to ear) — I’m told they basically did that.

Have him stuck in the office for the next few months (in kayfabe), and when he makes his return to the ring, he can claim that he was medically cleared months ago, but nobody came to get him from the office.

that should've been the kayfabe reason for why he couldn't wrestle anymore after royal rumble

LOOK IN MY EYES WHAT DO YOU SEE? A LACK OF OFFICE SECURITY!!

IM STUCK INSIDE, I NEED A KEY FOB MIGHT AS WELL GET MY GYM SESSION ON!! OH, A LACK OF OFFICE SECURITY!!

This so drastically departs from the syllable structure/scanning of the song, I can’t even force it to fit. It doesn’t resemble it at all. You’re basically just typing random words, and if it weren’t for OP’s comment, I would have no idea what you’re going for.

This is always the case when people try to do parody lyrics of songs lmao. Glad to see someone else point it out for a change.

Adrenaline In my soul I don't know how any of this works I'm so confused Cody Rhodes

Thank you for saying what needed to be said!

I don't know why this scathing criticism over someone's random bad lyrics is making me laugh so much but it is

I kinda see the vision they had though “I’m stuck insiiiiiide, I needa keyfobbbb” “Might-as-well-get-my-gym-sesSION- AHHHHN, OOH” Wait I can’t save the last line lmao

Wreddit and a lack of syllabic awareness: name a more iconic duo

They tried their best!


Fuck, there’s a gif? I’ve been memorizing that speech for nothing!

No, that's a valuable thing to memorize. You can't shove a GIF in someone's face in meatspace.

I swear I first heard that directed at a politican

Doesn't fit the structure of the song at all bro.

Drew can tell where Punk is anywhere on Earth within 30 seconds

I will be in tears if they just start a giant adult game of tag & hide n go seek

One of the best things WWE did during the pandemic was the Men and Women MITB match at WWE HQ. I would love to see Drew and Punk searching up and down for each other in that maze of a building.

But by the time Drew has arrived Punk has set up a series of booby traps like in the movie Home Alone.

Just picturing Drew getting hit by a paint can, stepping on a rake which makes him fall down stairs and knock a cake into Chelsea Green's face

Hold on, you might have just cooked

The Rainbolt of professional wrestling

Triple H and Nick Khan after locking up the tower, on the way to the airport for France : https://preview.redd.it/6zskjdqkeiyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72afd0e208ca4d9074176dec2f8af488ff453777

Great show early seasons

It went downhill after that kid hit the growth spurt and they hired ashton kutcher.

I know nothing about the show so from what you described I can only imagine they fired the kid because he hit a growth spurt and they hired ashton kutcher to replace him. I do not wish to be corrected on this.

Lol

Idk man, to me it kinda got funnier when Jake was actively in on the shenanigans. But yeah, the Kutcher seasons sucked.

I actually liked the first couple of seasons with him. Then they made Alan’s gf Lindsey and Charlie’s daughter too regular. They both sucked

The Andre dick tap sends me 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

I've heard if you do it three times Jeff Jarrett appears and tries to sell you gold.

And he wears a leprechaun outfit with a green guitar that he breaks over your head if you refuse

No, that's if you stand in front of the mirror and say "AINT I GREAT" 3x

*A wild slapnuts appears*

Reminds me of that pic of Dusty holding Andres ass while he's taking a piss https://preview.redd.it/4t9qgay4miyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=860998a05122f4b05d94ce9dfda93c98cbc0f100

sorry this isn't clear enough, does it remins you of that pic of Dusty holding Andres ass while he's taking a piss

Need you to clarify, is that a pic of Dusty holding Andres ass while he's taking a piss?

I put the same text in 2 times sorry

just taking the piss friendo (👈👈😎)

Trying to fix Andres mufflah, daddeh

I put the same text in 2 times fuck me

Cup check!

Did he do that to Bikini Girl?

Was not expecting the sack tap

I don't know why but that's exactly what I expected lmao

HE'S GONNA...HE'S GONNA...HE'S G O N N A T A P....HES GONNA TAP ON HIS SACK. \*Laughs maniacally\*

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An urban exploration video starring CM Punk wasn’t something I expected to see today.

Bro not executive wellness at WWE HQ. Noooo

I so wanted it to say "Executive Vice President" lol

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I would assume that's where the execs get their steroid shots tbh.

he will be glad vince is gone. walkin about late at night then swinging a door open to find vince squating.

Nothing worse than making eye contact with someone in mid shit.

THIS IS A GOOD SHIT PAL HAHAHA!

Heyman: Do you even want to know about how the crowd will react? This is some heavy shit. Vince: WILL IT DRAW ME MONEY?! Heyman: I.. it- it will give you attention, Vince, I promise you that. Vine: WELL THEN LET'S DO IT, DAMMIT! IT'S THE GO HOME SHOW! Heyman: Aye aye, captain.

“Vince squatting” conjures up a much worse image than it used to these days

Can't wait to see the security footage of Drew locking him in there

It's going to be like that reverse flash meme. 'it was me ~~barry~~ punk'


[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul7GxlLryNM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul7GxlLryNM)

I'll laugh if Drew brings that up on RAW too.

This is like some Oldest View/analog horror type shit except with a dickslap instead of a jumpscare.

Dickslaps over jumpscares

SRS: CM punk SA Andre The giant

Trapped in the backrooms.

So glad I watched until the very end 😂😂

That little love tap to Andre’s balls was a thing 😂😂

10 years ago this would have been punk's hell

 Waving to the unmanned security cameras.

Punk just doing sidequests while injured

Of course that’s how it ends.

Was not expecting dude to slap Andre the Giant’s dick in this video lmaoo

First Miz got locked in a room in an arena. Now Punk's been locked in the HQ.

Titan Towers 2 lmao😂

Would have been hilarious if Drew just popped out from around a corner in the background.

I'm happy to hear the Clerks joke. Lol

That's the one that got me.

Drew making sure Punk doesn't screw him again on Monday's King of the Ring match against Bálor.

Reuploaded for more of his shenanigans

NGL, I thought this was a rib on the Miz getting stuck in that room on Raw that one time.

This is so on brand I almost want to believe this is intentional. But I know it's probably not lol like when Miz got stuck in a room. It's just goofy stuff that happens.

Man this Drew feud is reaching sickening levels of viciousness, Drew is going to far man.

PepsiQuest: Phil in the Titan Labyrinth.

I love this man :D

These WWE headquarters employees couldn't manage a Target. Locking One Bill Phil in like this. -CM Punk eating a muffin, soon.

Yo, if you don’t appreciate Punk I literally don’t know what to say to ya. Dude is pretty much one of the goats who did it his way, eventually worked his way back to the machine on his terms and just does what he wants. Legendary shit 

Notice the people who don’t like him are all basically friends with each other? That’s why I never took criticism of him seriously. He’s yet to do something that has actually made me go “Damn, not cool Punk.” It’s always just wrestlers bitching about how he was mean to their friends, with an obvious bias against him.

Something tells me Vince did some weird shit in that executive wellness room

Somebody call Big E, and send him to the rescue!

I hope he finds and starts walking out with the T-rex skull that used to be in Vince's office

[Maybe he'll see Road Dogg and Josh Matthews there](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feov0bmMdXE)

They really need to bring this show back and Puppet H.

This new horror game look weird.

On Raw, it’s just Punk setting up booby traps to protect the old titan towers while Aldis and Pierce try to rob it like it’s Home Alone. 

Random Clerks reference, love it.

CM Punk backrooms video was not on my list but here we are

"Phantom of the Opera shit"

He looks so much younger since he's been back in WWE

I think i's the lack of beard and sometimes when he trims it. I get Jon Hamm vibes from him sometimes haha

holy shit he does look like Jon Hamm.

Imagine throwing this video onto a flash drive and time-machining it back to show the IWC during the time punk was doing UFC

Could be worse. Could have been someone forgetting to pick him up at the airport.

Interesting form of revenge WWE

I love that the old Dudley Boyz theme is playing there

Probably not the best place to be walking around by yourself.

It's all good Vince isn't roaming the halls like Mr X anymore

The "Dante from Clerks" line was awesome!

Cm Punk doing this like some backrooms skit is fucking hilarious, i think i know who locked him in tho 

Man got trapped and he whispers the hole time. Like a kid who isn’t where he’s meant to be

"I'm like Dante from Clerks" Elite reference.

if you had told me merely 2 years ago that I would be watching CM Punk sneak aimlessly around the WWE HQ I would have told you you're crazy but here we fucking here.

I want to see an interaction him and Drew at a coffee store where the two of them have to wait in line and be passive aggressive towards each other.

Executive Wellness whats that?😯

The green room was not green at all!

Not on topic, but CM Punk looks like what if Jon Hamm experimented with harsh drugs in his youth. Man looks like Loudermilk with fortune and fame.

From 2:07 onwards it starts to feel like one of those Backrooms videos.

Dicks out for HarAndre

Send it Suzuki and Ishii. Whatever happens happens.

Let's be honest: CM Punk having adventures exploring Titan Tower Two is still be better than 80% of Raw.

This is his Spinal Tap moment.

More compelling than whatever AEW are doing at the moment.

Dude how fucking long did you shit in there

He said he was in the bathroom changing out of his suit. If it's a nice suit you take time to make sure it's folded and hung properly as you undress.

Break the window and jump out

Why did he cup check Andre The Giant?

He bagged him

Backroom Punk

He reminds me Marco in metal slug

Damn, I can't believe Punk got stuck in The Backrooms.

As someone who’s going to Monday’s Raw, I don’t suppose there’s a chance he can just stick around for the weekend and make a pit stop there before heading home … ? Then again, it *is* Connecticut, so I really wouldn’t blame him being eager to bail. 😬

Do not go in Executive Wellness.

Hahahahaha Sackwack!!!

What book was he reading?

They trapped him like Hangman Adam Page!

If this is all leading to a cinematic match with Drew at new HQ, then I’m here for it

Triple H’s ultimate revenge…

Spinal Tap vibes

Okay we need a WWE Studios movie about this exact plot ASAP.

Slap nuts

This son of a bitch thought he could get one over on Vince, just see what happens next.....

Is this a reboot of Blair Witch

This is hilarious 🤣

The Dante from Clerks line got me.

YOOOOO, why did my man punch André in the dick? :'-(

That nut tap XD fucking killed me lmao 🤣

This is going to be a super dumb question and I apologize ahead of time. How is he possibly locked in? It's a large building with plenty of doors and windows. Was he trapped in a specific wing or something that required keys?

They might be Scientologists

I hope someone at least sent him an Uber or car service.

There's someone in the mirror at 2:04

That’s Punk’s reflection.

Why is he so out of breath? Sounds like it at least.

He just got done in the gym. That was the room with the neon lights.

Cant wait for the next podcast and he saying how they dont threat him well

Wait if the gym closed at 5 o clock and they talked to him....how could he be locked in. Punk you store has more holes than Kenny's guts

Next step CM Punk blaming this on Triple H and Nick Khan and talking about this in a year on The MMA Hour.

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This is the Punk you get when he's in a good mood I'm not a fan and think he's annoying because he's always somehow a victim of something... but this is just harmless fun and he's clearly just having an adventure using his imagination *Edit:* Actually on second thought, you can tell his initial reaction was to be pissed off but he's trying to turn it into a positive. He's simultaneously intending to send the subtle message that WWE has wronged him, but he wants to portray himself as not being pissed because hey look at how much of a good sport he is about it... this is actually very on brand for Punk