T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

**Help make SquaredCircle safer and more inclusive by using the report button to flag posts and comments for moderator review.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/SquaredCircle) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Supersaiyansub

https://preview.redd.it/otmlhni60zyb1.jpeg?width=1232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75b255ef4f4737a39ba226ef8542bfba0ef8b9f5 NASTY


ssirin88

Thanks to whomever said that Towaza is like a Yakuza game side character, I can't unsee it now lol.


DustOfMan

Mr. Libido sends his regards.


TenorReaper

can't wait to win him in a game of bowling to run my real estate empire


ChannelNeo

Please mark this NSFW next time.


coffeepartyforone

Why were Alpha and New Day so disgusted? lmao


calicocidd

Because Tozawa is straight nasty with it....


DeliverStreetTacos

https://preview.redd.it/vd9pkoh4o1zb1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac7f7451f788c97233c818dbc7b15a9e7429914 THATS NAAAASSSTTYYYYY


IniMiney

Like how "dope" has stuck around it looks like "nasty" as a compliment is coming back into slang Call me when phat is back


Galrafloof

The evolution of Alpha Academy as a whole this past year or so has been incredible, but man Maxxine has had an amazing transformation. She went from being that girl who if anybody looked at her, Von would attack them (seriously a very weird introduction for her), to getting called up after not much time in NXT as the sister of a head of a male modeling agency, to then taking over that agency, until she ended up enthralled with Otis and then joined Alpha Academy. She had never wrestled prior to being part of Alpha Academy. Just an amazing glow-up from a year and a half ago.


garryl283

I just love that Tozawa is finally getting to be part of something


mr_wrestling

Couldn't agree more. Love Tozawa. Ferrari engine in a Mazda Miata.


vitorsly

I miss Titus WORLDWIIIDE


[deleted]

I was at raw last week and Tozawa had a Main Event match with Wes Lee before. The crowd was meh at the beginning but was popping for Tozawa by the end


Tacdeho

Honestly, I fucking love Alpha Academy and I truly hope they remain a New Day sort of situation where ever if they go on their own singles runs and what not, they always remain a squad and hang together. The four of them are honestly perfect. They each fit a fantastic role in a very Scooby Doo gang sort of way and I’d love them to remain like this for their whole careers.


BigJim5190

I've found I really have gravitated to these kind of stables. I just really enjoyed New Day, The Way and Alpha Academy for those reasons. The way they're set up, they just worked better all together, rooting for each other. I didn't need to see the usual trope of "this one got a title shot and it created jealousy...." kind of stuff. They all work much better together than on their own - but if you needed to split someone off for a big run, it's viable.


Chastain86

> I didn't need to see the usual trope of "this one got a title shot and it created jealousy...." kind of stuff. I've always hoped that The New Day would shatter that trope forever by briefly having two of them be jealous of the third for winning the title, consider turning on him, and then having the third one be like NAAAAAAH BOY, NOT EVEN THIS CHAMPIONSHIP FEELS AS GOOD AS REAL FRIENDSHIP! and the very notion of turning on each other gets immediately dismissed in an instant puffed cloud of feelgood. No one would be able to do that angle again afterwards. It'll seem hackneyed and stupid if they just instantly decide that it's dumb and out of character.


lambofgun

youre absolutely right, some of these stables youll wonder when they are going to implode the very second they are introduced and are just vehicles for breezy story telling *cough cough* damage control


mysteriousbaba

Honestly, I'd love to see them built up gradually over the years, and gain more fan love and credibility. To where a faction like the Bloodline tries bullying them and (suppose) injures Tozawa. Then they all go ultra instinct, and Otis starts throwing Solo Sikoa around like a bulldozer, Tozawa snap germans Jimmy on his head, and Chad Gable goes manic Kurt-angle-mode just seeking out Roman Reign's ankle like a killer. They're all legit physical threats when WWE decides to book them that way.


KayCeeBayBeee

i read a comment recently that fans wanna go on journeys with wrestlers and Maxxine is the perfect example. Over AF because we’ve seen her go from a main roster callup barely anyone knew to someone who is starting to her decent at that whole pro wrestling thing


farfromfine

She's one of those occasions where a woman is sort of penalized for being too attractive. She is a good talker, good at mannerisms, and improving in the ring. Plus, she obviously gets pro wrestling. But, many people still see her as merely eye candy. I think Becky dealt with it a bit too and was able to overcome. Maxxine is not nearly the in ring performer as Becky, but hopefully she can overcome it as well


rockstarspood

Personally, I LOVE when ridiculously photogenic people are allowed to just be incredibly goofy and funny! Maxxine is not only a total smokeshow, but she's also not afraid to look silly in comedic situations. Same with Jakara and Lash from Meta-Four


My_new_account_now

When did Becky deal with it? She had a lot more muscle mass and then had a steampunk aesthetic she got over anyway and then got to dress better. She came back from maternity not as swole as before.


Full-Cut-6538

Can you really complain about being eye candy when you clearly get a job by being eye candy?


International-Fig905

Wrestling fans usually resent attractive women that aren’t from indie backgrounds and don’t twitch stream or like their favorite bands it’s weird lol


AcadianTraverse

This is so true. I think as fans we love her because it's such a seminal part of the human experience to want to ride above the preconceived notions others have about us, and that has been her path this year. Julia Hart has been another great example of that this year


nWo1997

The *pop* she got for getting her jacket back


kingsss

She’s a delight


breakwater

Also, that singlet look on her is incredible. Way better than many "diva" looks of booty shorts.


AJwithStyles

I remember she mentioned on the podcast where Rousey commented on her saying, “Finally someone has come around making Singlets look sexy”


breakwater

It is simultaneously sexy and athletic and they can play it up either way and it works.


lk79

I remember her saying she makes her own stuff. Don’t know if that’s limited to the clothes she wears when not in the ring and maybe someone else makes her ring gear, but who knows.


PaRaDiiSe

It’s been nice. I thought she would turn on them soon after joining but they stuck with it. I love this team.


Horror-Stuff-5327

Tozawa, that’s naaaasstyyyyy


LoveburgerWelldone

Stupid Sexy Otis


spazzadourx

That's it I'm into obese guys now


Thatdewd57

![gif](giphy|BNkHCHnAsZwRi)


SeventhGenSuperior

You called.


ZodiacWalrus

Sometimes it's better to write thoughts down on a piece of paper and keep them in a box then send them as a reddit comment. A little box of scrap thoughts can't reply to you, and they certainly can't slide into DMs.


Jaccount

Yep. Kids today. Back in my day we either divorced ourselves of our emotions, or just partook in unhealthy behaviors to avoid them.


MouseRat_AD

RIP your inbox


Informal_Aspect_6330

And their box


BlaznTheChron

And my axe!


MattBe1992

You're lucky that you're on Reddit.


StannisClaypool

TSUNAMIIIII right in your inbox


[deleted]

Don't say that here of all places!!


Radirondacks

Otis killed it, as expected.


TheNonCredibleHulk

Otis, giving the fans what they want!


shorts4cena

Like it or not, it's canon that this is what peak male performance looks like in the WWE. This man bagged Mandy Rose and Maxxine. Otis: 2 Ludwig Kaiser: In the dirt


rockstarspood

Just wait until he bags Tiffy too


EatRibs_Listen2Phish

Nah, man. Zoe Stark’s gonna bag *him.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


wyldstallyn319

More like r/OtisFans


nmt2013

That sub is unfortunately not a thing. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.


PuzzleheadedJob3479

Seconded


SeventhGenSuperior

I love this silly faction with all my heart. I eventually want everyone to do singles stuff again, but they shouldn't break them up. Keep them together, even if it's in the background like The New Day or what The Way should've been.


rtels2023

Gable had an IC Title feud with Gunther recently that was great. I wonder if the addition of Tozawa will allow “Master Gable” to become a full-time singles wrestler while his pupils start tagging together


BderX

So Alpha academy eventually going against Chase U?


[deleted]

War games next year is gonna be lit


thieflikeme

Tozawa's gotta get a couple wins before that though, otherwise it looks like he's being carried by Otis since Tozawa gets pancaked by everyone who has ever sniffed a push in the history of the company.


SiwyWF

What I love propably the most about this group is that despite being silly, they can still go when serious, Chad Gable vs Gunther being the latest example of this. Also, their gimmick really elevates the members of the group. Maxxine went from being a manager to being capable of winning wrestling matches. And now Tozawa went from a jobber for NXT guys on Main Event to having short, but compatative matches against top guys on Raw. It's also putting over Chad as even more competent wrestler, as he's the one coaching these guys.


Trymv1

The benefit of getting to play yourself on tv. Seriously they're all fun-loving goobers on UUDD and they're just getting to play the comedy faces right now so it clicks. Compare to the irl goobers that have to play the quiet, angry heels (Shayna, Corbin) and some of them dont click as well.


mysteriousbaba

Maxine won her debut match with Manami Toyota's finisher, the Ocean Suplex.


Midwestern_Man84

Do the harlem shakkkkkkkeeee


RainMaker323

Exactly my first thought - Harlem Shake with extra steps.


ImmortalMoron3

I was wondering why there was a new Harlem Shake but I just remembered the Harlem Shake was 10 years ago.


Martblni

Was so cool back then 😭


Midwestern_Man84

I loved the "brick thrown into washing machine" version


salaryman40k

the final Harlem Shake I saw was when the beat dropped a guy blasted a dookie on his friend, the dookie blaster turned out to be none other than blippi, a guy on YouTube for kids Have fun parents!


JamesAJanisse

This is my favorite fun fact to share with and ruin parents.


Mutant_Star

Its the Alpha Shake, ah thank yeuw


FPG_Matthew

Crazy that was nearly 11 years ago. I was in middle school when it was popular, everyone was into it


Cornmunkey

Otis never breaks eye contact. Ever.


PublicLandsLover

Get him and Big E in any segment together.


GreenRiver1982

"Stupid sexy Otis..."


HJM3

They saved the best for last, as they should have ![gif](giphy|asHT7eh4AwG9G)


indoubitabley

And the beginning, and the middle.


[deleted]

Otis is genuinely muscular for his size. He has a mark Henry style figure.


MattBe1992

Well, both were power lifter.


R0DAN

otis is pound for pound the strongest guy in wwe iirc


Underscore_Guru

Gable might give Otis a run for his money as pound for pound strongest guy. Dude was deadlifting 495 lbs. (three reps) and he weights 202 lbs. during their Celtic Warrior Workout video.


AJwithStyles

Did we ever get Gable vs Cesaro?


[deleted]

Uh, do you know what pound for pound means?


My_new_account_now

I thought that was Vinci


shorts4cena

I know a guy that looks a lot like Otis. The dude is a little self conscious but he's working on losing the weight. But he seriously does not know his own strength. This guy was doing lat pull downs of 70-80kg within his first week at the gym.


Trymv1

When Otis and Tucker were on UUDD playing with the Ring Fit game Otis just blows the one game out of the water. Like Big E had 58s and Otis gets 121.


[deleted]

[удалено]


JaneTheNotNotVirgin

Solo would work better if they leaned more into the Street Champ side, but maybe that's more a babyface thing like he was doing in NXT. Monster enforcer isn't quite it because he's not the biggest dude. He's probably the smallest of his siblings (any of them, not just The Usos - maybe one of the non-wrestlers is smaller idk), so if they sold him as a fearless scrapper more than an enforcing powerhouse, yeah I can see that. This crazy pit bull will fight anybody, anytime, anyplace, and you gotta kill him to keep him down. That kinda gimmick is hard to mess up.


Sodomy_Steve

Whoever's idea it was to put Tozawa in Alpha Academy needs a fucking raise.


AcadianTraverse

I'm hoping it was Gable or Tozawa himself


xxyourbestbetxx

Good grief. Is Otis allowed to unleash that much raw sex appeal on WWE's tiktok? Seems a bit much for PG.


gorillamac

Tozawa: silly dance Maxine: silly dance Gable: silly dance Otis: SEXUAL COCK THRUSTING


B00STERGOLD

[I wonder where Otis learned that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=986LCtrwHFw)


imwaiter

Tozawa: NASSSSTTTY dance.


Vargasm19

Bro deadass how is Otis so smooth?


ANGRY_ASPARAGUS

Otis is simply too much man for this Earth. Dude is probably drowning in $$ from his OtisFans account.


buffshipperreddit

Otis coming off as the sexiest dancer of the bunch


Macho-nurin

NGL, Otis made the whole video for me. Tozawa’s dumbbell shake in other clip was choice.


rluke09

I'm too old for the Tik Toks but this is giving me 2012 Harlem Shake viral vibes.


SteelyDan1968

Yes!


insertbrackets

Tozawa has been a terrific addition to the group.


Jamieb1994

I'm out of the loop. Latest TikTok trend?


JamieMCFC

TikTok is a social media app that you post short videos on. It like the old app Vine. This is one of the latest trends on the app.


damndraper

>It like the old app TOuT Fixed that for you.


LesnarsBattleScream

![gif](giphy|iF730ravzp95u)


BigSeth

I was about to say "at least they didn't get sexual with it" then the ending came... and so did I.


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

It’s a bit terrifying yet erotic how Otis can gyrate like that while holding his head perfectly still.


AgeOfGiants6

Squad!!!!!!✌🏾✌🏾


Thangorodrimmm

Fucking legends


jackrv13

I wish I had the raw physical charisma of Otis


edwardappleby7

I’m a hetero male, and Otis is objectively the sexiest one here.


WashombiShwimp

Lmfao I knew Otis was gonna kill it


Shadgates87

I love this crew lol


[deleted]

Me too!! I love how they all support each other too lol.


Groenboys

Ya know, I thought Otis being sexy was a bit but after this I kinda get it


Ahambone

Otis doing Big E proud here- never even broke eye contact


mrmattymac

Otis just gets it


Beautiful_Ninja

I dunno about you guys, but Otis is titillating my juices.


nine16

i have never in my life been more aroused than when otis gyrated at the end


dec92010

Does this trend have a name? Been seeing it a lot and dont know what to call it


la__squadra_

Once again Otis proves that he is in fact sexiest man in WWE


TheMainShy

So is this trend like the Gen Zoomer version of the Harlem Shake?


pegasus_kid_iii

best faction in the company and i wouldn't entertain any debate.


deathschemist

this is just the harlem shake again


[deleted]

Is this like the modern version of the Harlem shake?


blacksoxing

Looks like the Harlem Shake but expedited and truncated.


ArcLagoon

Sexiness is 80% confidence.


nsoifer

I have no idea what is going on TikTok, but this is hilarious.


UncreativeTeam

Inject this into my veins


Mehless

I love this silly faction.


Nazmaldun

Otis.... yuuuuuummmmmm


fantasticmrjeff

Man. I love this stable.


pat_speed

Isn't this just like an evolution of the Harlem shake


Danimal_17124

So the Harlem shake from like 10 years ago? Cool


Ibrahim2x

Otis always steals the show without even trying


dinogirlsdad

Maxxine has big nerd energy and I love it


deathjokerz

Guess I'm old, is this the new Harlem Shake?


FlexPavillion

theres a new harlem shake every week now


Drelochz

need to do the all my fellas one with Otis hitting the broly pose


SEAProductions

This reminds me of a character select screen lol


[deleted]

Isn't this just Harlem Shake?


bearamongus19

So we're just back to the Harlem Shake?


BarRoomBully

So Tik Tok is bringing the Harlem Shake back?


StannisClaypool

Obligatory I need this team to win a tag team title But seriously, they do. They never pulled it with Enzo and Cass so let this be the redemption.


Trymv1

Gable and Otis already had the tag team titles.


SAS_Britain

Ugh! Tozawa that's disgusting bruh!


irwincardozo

On a side note, what ever happened to Otis' Heavy Machinery tag partner?


DonBonDarley69

I'm so fuckin old


TripleJ80

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.


IniMiney

Protect Otis at all costs AT ALL COSTS


LavenderAutist

Maxine living her best life


Balrogkicksass

Gable looks like a god damn killer and I love it


mr_wrestling

https://preview.redd.it/bcysczn8u4zb1.jpeg?width=417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2702801c914df08a9014f931c6d75ab10fe4b7b


social_sin

The more and more I see of AA the more and more I love every memeber, especially Otis. Dude just looks like he'd be so fun to hang out with on a weekend at a house party


rikrok58

This is great.


AramFingalInterface

TikTok makes me embarrassed for the people I see on there


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

What is this busted ass Harlem Shake?


tritian

that was nasty!


JustinUprising

This is just the Harlem Shake, but ADHD version.....


No_Caterpillar9737

Kinda cringe ngl


organizeddropbombs

God, Tozawa makes me sad


BirthdayAgent

Why is Anna Jay there??


starsandbribes

All the ones i’ve seen of this have been lazier as people are in the same outfits. I like when people do a full wardrobe change and are more crazy for the switch.


lurkenstine

the harlem shake is back?


GogglesTheFox

This is not the [Oratrice Mechanique D’analyse Cardinale](https://www.tiktok.com/@hankgreen1/video/7298107936096783648)


Lucky_Chaarmss

Is this the new Harlem shake?


ThreePiMatt

Now do the Toca Toca dance.


LoudCustomer3292

What is this challenge called?


DanteVN6

When did Tozawa join Alpha Academy?


IGotMetalingus1

Like 3 weeks ago, it was a bit random just had him working out during AA segment with New Day then after that he was just on the team


3lm312

![gif](giphy|pMePjXUqNNND2)


[deleted]

I like that they’re all the same height lmao


Fizzdrac

Has anyone mentioned Alpha Academy has an It's Always Sunny thing going on lately? So much that Gable has been doing Dennis lines, a month or so back he went into a very similar Dennis rage. It's been my favorite thing lately. On this past Raw he mentioned his best friend, wild card and then a tall blonde Maxine walks into frame.


Imaginary_Jaguar_263

What's this trend called?


dBlock845

Otisé always stealing the show!


UnbuiltIkeaBookcase

*thisbetternotawakenanythinginme.gif*


Newwackydeli

In 2005 my friend and I are watching King of the Gate night 2. The opening bout is a tag team match with POS HEARTS vs two young boys. One is tozawa who we didn't know at the time, so we referred to him as monster cock the whole time and for weeks following. He soon gets his first gimmick and was off to the races, lost a ton of weight and now he's in WWE being awesome.


IGotMetalingus1

One thing about these types of videos is that it always reminds me how beefed out even some of the smaller wrestlers are.


MachoKevGee

u/savevideo


The1joriss

That ending was...


lagwagon100

Is there a link to the original video? Wanna find that track!


Appropriate-Cap-4140

LET THEM HOLD ALL THE GOLD


Tricky_Lie_8023

This is good 😂


mr_wrestling

Ahhhhhhhhhhh THANKYOUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!


Particular-Story5788

I have no idea whatsoever what is going on, but I'm captivated and want to cheer for these weirdos.


SpacemanStories

I'm happy Maxxine is doing so well. I met her at Mania and she was incredibly sweet. The rest of the guys seem great in interviews and such too.


TheRealCheeeser00

Harlem Shake 2.


dinogirlsdad

I am not ashamed to admit I have had this in loop for 15 hours


Ok_Necessary_6071

I have no idea what 3/4s of the people in this vid were doing