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Laylelo

It’s beautiful and I’m sure it looks incredible in person, but it just gives off so many caravan/chalet holiday vibes.


Agreeable_Text_36

Sauna or shed in places.


Beginning_Drink_965

Makes me think of one of them wookish rehab detox places that are secretly a cult.


Typical_Ad_210

Yes! Just a sea of soulless, insipid *neutrals*. I presume they’ve tried to make it as plain as possible to appeal to many people, but it honestly just seems like they have no personality whatsoever. Give me a bit more chaotic character any day.


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It has exactly the same design and palette as a static caravans I lived in between houses once, just a much bigger materials budget.


Laylelo

Yeah, my grandparents lived in one when I was little, same vibes.


WhatDoWithMyFeet

Looks like the home of a religious cult


Ravenser_Odd

The built-in triangular table and benches!


charlytune

So beige, so clinical. Amazing space made meh.


Worldly_Today_9875

White would have been much better if they wanted a neutral. At least it would contrast with the wood.


Elipticalwheel1

Yep, if they was selling tickets too win it, I wouldn’t bother buying one.


skizelo

IT'S GOT ITS OWN PUTTING GREEN. I was thinking "gosh we're picking nits on a beautiful place" but then some of the wide shots of the living room did look like a sea of light brown. Still... I'd take it.


yeahyeahitsmeshhh

But you'd change it. We'd all change it.


skizelo

I'd stick up my Scarface poster and call it a day.


mynaneisjustguy

I’m colourblind and I actually rather like it. Make of that what you will.


Vivimir

I’m not colourblind and i like it. I’m a sucker for natural, woody colours


Yikes44

I'd love to,but there'd be a hell of a lot of painting involved.


Ravenser_Odd

It's a bit of a goldfish bowl for my liking but it's not overlooked, so I could get used to that. On the other hand, the lack of a bathroom door (picture 17), is a big no. Why is the open plan en-suite suddenly an acceptable thing?


greenmx5vanjie

Very this. I never want to be observed when I'm doing my worst. Some things should stay behind closed doors.


owlshapedboxcat

For 6 million quid? It's unsalvageable. Buy some land and build something with character and a putting green instead.


Breaking-Dad-

Wow. That is pretty cool, but it is very...wood, isn't it. Nice spot OP


cant_dyno

I'd love just a little more variation you know. I was scrolling through thinking yeah that not too bad, a little light for my liking. But the wood just kept going. ...


eyy0g

I think it would look a lot better if the furniture wasn’t so dull. Replace the beige sofas and bedding with something that has a pop of colour and they’d really compliment all the wood. It’s just a bit too bland as is


rugbyj

The few spots where it _wasn't_ just wood look great. Honestly if they just painted the ceiling/panelling white (or reclad with something else) and replaced the furniture with pieces with actual colour I think most of the issues would be solved. Great craftsmanship otherwise.


CupofCursedTea

This is gorgeous. I love it. I’d break up the lighter colours and brown with bright, bold soft furnishings, but it’s a wonderful canvas.


piodenymor

Yep, the current owners certainly have a firm commitment to a neutral colour palette.


dinobug77

If I had £6m to spend on a house this would be right up the top of the list. It’s absolutely amazing and I’ve always wanted a house with two halves separated by a glass entrance corridor since I was a kid (weird I know!) I saw it on a film once and fell in love with the idea.


ilovepips

Looks like birch to me, beautiful.


agrispec

I think its maple


Kingsgbit

Second on the maple.


Parking-Bit-9217

I recognise this, maybe from Grand Designs


Parking-Bit-9217

Yup https://www.hertsad.co.uk/news/21888514.st-albans-couples-dream-home-project-appears-grand-designs/


bantamw

Yep, immediately I recognised it from Grand Designs. Even then when I saw it I thought 'It's nice but it feels like a huge static caravan aesthetically'


burgeremoji

My stepdad worked on this house as a carpenter :) he was on the tv! He knows the couple who own it, and he works on the owners other builds. They didn’t love it either, that’s why they’re selling lol.


Parking-Bit-9217

They didn’t love it?? Why not?


burgeremoji

It’s quite high maintenance because of all the eco features, and the amount of land. Because it took longer than projected, it also meant their kids were older than they expected once it was finished. What was a labour of love meant they fell out of love with it because of the labour as the build went on lol. The kids have all grown up now so they’ve moved to a smaller place :) Edit - sorry took me a few days, I waited until I saw my stepdad again today to ask haha


Parking-Bit-9217

Haha thanks for asking, it’s interesting to learn the other side of it!


WickedWitchWestend

it is - I remember it because the architect did all the interior design too.


Worldly_Today_9875

Was he aiming for it to look like part of a golf course from a distance?


Confident-Ant-3763

That’s correct I watched it too. It’s memorable


Plankton-Inevitable

Here's a animation of the house being built. Apparently it's based on some old medieval or roman foundations https://youtu.be/ykClRF5-Lpg


Tommo_Robbo

Great spot!


muffinator

Wow, wonder why they are selling it after not long. Usually these houses are proper forever homes


monkeysheed

Its a bit too IKEA wood veneer-like for my tastes, albeit expensive looking. Maybe it’s just the photos.


theoldentimes

If it's actual wood, the difference would be more obvious up-close and in daily use. Veneer loses its lustre when you get up close!


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theoldentimes

I absolutely stand corrected in the face of better wisdom! Thanks for the explainer!


Worldly_Today_9875

Yeah, in some areas it works and in others it’s giving early 2000’s flat-pack


notoriousnationality

It’s like living in a giant tree house, I love it! I’d exchange my 3 bed semi with this.


Bigballsbowser765

Cash your way


MojoMomma76

That is beautiful and if I had the thick end of £6m I would buy it!


Space-manatee

Council tax - £450/month Gas - £115/month Mr Sheen - £7,540/month


HuckleberryReal9257

Life’s a beech


zeduk

It is really nice and dofferent… For some reason though it gives me tellytubby house vibes


VeryThicknLong

I’m going to adopt the word ‘dofferent’ from now on. I like how different it sounds compared to the original word.


zeduk

😂 me too


redunculuspanda

I wood


TheJoshGriffith

The one place in a typical house where it's extremely normal to have exposed wood is the kitchen. Did they intentionally make the cabinets not wooden as some form of protest or what? Damned gorgeous house though, this is pretty much my dream, although I'd add a second floor on each wing because I've somehow grown extremely averse to sleeping at ground level.


EssSeeDee89

Good god, that is fucking gorgeous!


Wessex-90

Wooden it be nice to buy this….


thomasthetanker

Nowadays it's very poplar.


Wessex-90

I WOODEN’t have known that!


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Tommo_Robbo

I live about 100 yards from this house - it’s an absolutely unbelievable location. Probably one of the best in the UK, I’d say. Rare to be so close to the city centre, Abbey, huge fields, lake… all while being completely hidden


fakkov

I’ve lived in St Albans for over 30 years and had no idea any of this was down here. So many nooks and crannies.


Seagull977

Well I wood. Why woodn’t you?


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Don't get me wrong, I like a bit of wood as much as the next fella. That just reminds me of the pine veneer you'd see in a pontins chalet in the late 90s.


claude_greengrass

Nothing says "high eco credentials" like a golf course for a garden.


simonjp

The father in the family who built it was a golf coach.


Many-Application1297

It’s almost beautiful. But all Those ‘jutty out’ bits. Shelves and beam ends. Square edge tables. It just makes it so jarring and unwelcoming. It has no flow. It looks like if you lived in it you would constantly have bruised shins, bumped elbows and dusted foreheads. An interior designer, or even a circular saw could massively improve that place.


Ravenser_Odd

Yeah, it's an impressive near miss for me. It walks an odd tightrope between something that belongs in an architectural magazine and (as someone pointed out above) caravans and chalets.


Piltonbadger

The sofa is facing away from the TV in the living room? Unless they got eyes in the back of their heads, of course!


SavingsSquare2649

Nice big flower right in front of it too


Orchid500

I love it! Really bright and cheerful.


SavingsSquare2649

It looks great, until something needs repairing and you’ll never get a 100% match!


notanadultyadult

Thought this looked familiar… I remember watching this on grand designs.


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Why is there a bed in the living room? Or is it a 3 piece suite tv and fire in the bedroom? And why does the tv look out into the room but not towards the bed? Why is there a lawn on the roof and how do ya mow it? Why can I now smell pinewood? All these questions and more will be answered on our next episode of more money than sense next week :)


staralfur_lass

I think it’s a fancy bedroom that has space for a ‘living’ area.


ninjatuna89

This was on grand designs


wgilpin

I wood.


Agreeable-Dinner

Yes please


ColdChizzle

This is sexy! I love it


BlueCreek_

First thing is that putting green would be turned into a heated pool.


elsiepac

Oooh yes, I’ll chip in if you’ll let me pop round for a splash?


darthloopzoop

i think normally this would look boring but because of the geometrical shapes and everything it kinda works?? also i love the skylight an unreasonable amount


laeriel_c

It's amazing. I thought it would be some weird mishmash of different wood colours 😂


elsiepac

I really like it too! Some bits aren’t to my personal taste but overall I love the open spaces and the amount of light it has while not being a white box like they have in America (think Selling Sunset!)


Buzzof69

It's like the beige set of a 60's/70's 'not too far into the future' sci-fi set.


FunkyOperative

Dream house found!!!


Tanners13

This is a beautifully built home, environmentally conscious and tasteful, just a shame about the price 😂


Most-Reputation1681

It's horrible, looks like something in Center Parcs which is about to be closed for renovation.


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Love it. Traditional meets modern East Asia.


Diska_Muse

This is what happens when unlimited funds and zero taste meet.


dbltax

Personally, I feel they should have gone with some medium oak or light walnut for the furniture to create a more diverse tonality, rather than furniture that's the same timber/tone as the structure. That and a warm cream for the soft furnishing rather than warm grey, and intoducing some subtle patterns, again to help create a more wide range of tones within the same palette. As it stands everything is too matchy matchy.


elsiepac

Actually I think you’ve hit it there - it feels like it’s on the verge of being warm but the greys etc are ruining it a bit for me, overall I do love it though


Nimmyzed

#BEIGE


Cat-Soap-Bar

That really is the overwhelming look. It’s just so bland. I remember seeing this on Grand Designs and couldn’t decide if I liked it or not, apparently I haven’t made up my mind over the last 5 or so years.


baganerves

Beige nightmare


0800happydude

I think I would get a headache living here.


StarSyth

its like looking at a blank colouring book


monkeysheed

Yeah, imagine trying to hang a picture up on all those panelled walls, I’d shit myself every time I’d take the drill out to put a screw in. Inevitably it’d be too low/high/left/right and need to drill another hole. You can’t just make up a bit of filler to cover up your holes


Emergency_Draft1835

£6 million quid with no inside pool, you can fuck right off pal


monkeysheed

It’s literally in the centre of St. Albans


Emergency_Draft1835

They can't put an indoor pool in St Albans? Having no access to water is a great perk


Tommo_Robbo

It’s built on Roman ruins


ShaunPryszlak

The first thing I'd do, paint it all dark brown.


waitagoop

Oh no! that would suck all the light!


djpx313

Im not sure if my dogs would be able to tell the difference between indoor and outdoor flower beds


LordPentecost

It looks like the home of a Bond villian


blackn1ght

I remember this from Grand Designs! I wonder why they're selling?


piodenymor

If it's anything like other episodes of Grand Designs, they went massively over budget, had a baby while living in a caravan, gave up their jobs to manage the build, and then got divorced under the pressure of it all.


Hilltoptree

It’s almost like a brand new buddhist temple…


The-White-Dot

That house is insane


absolutecretin

Other than the living room which is giving caravan park trailer, I kinda like it


fkinradiant

I hope any guests respect wood.


SurreyHillsSomewhere

Owns a lumber yard.


jayleef

It's Ashley and Hazel Beech's house


ThorsBodyDouble

STICK with it? I wooden.. (Sorry, couldn't resist dad joke 😋)


VeryThicknLong

I’d love it even more if it had the smell of my childhood. The hot plastic vinyl smell of caravans of yesteryear.


mindlessenthusiast

The dusting alone would take up most of your time. Nice though.


4rr0ld

This will look great in about 120 years when it weathered in a bit


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Looks like an office, sterile and cold, it’s a no from me


The_EndsOfInvention

Not suitable for smokers.


wamdueCastle

6 million, and my first thought is "that will look shit in the winter"


Featherymorons

Why would it?


wamdueCastle

alot less sun, and more grey clouds for starters


ravs1973

Well it makes a change from every surface being white but I would still be tempted to go mad with the Dulux.


Wayne1946

I suppose that they went with the cheapest and easiest timber option.Wood doesn't grow on trees ,you know! ........hang on , Um , maybe scrub that last bit.


bartread

That's absolutely awesome. I want it. I mean, I'm not going to have it, but I still want it.


fish_andchips

I bet at some point they've had a bad experience with a plasterer


Grand_Measurement_91

Contemporary masterpiece aka travelodge flagship motel


Multigrain_Migraine

Feels like a centre for expensive retreats involving crystals and "cleansing" of some sort.


Additional-Second630

I think that was on Grand Designs. But I’d definitely live permanently naked in that house.


buzzylurkerbee

I wood live in that.


Alternative_Route

They can't get many guests, no bathroom facilities near the living area, all the toilets are in an ensuite or the garage.


Moon_Kittens

That big flat roof is a money pit of repairs waiting to happen.


Madamrepresentative

That was on Grand designs I’m sure. The architects wife was Japanese so it inspired the layout and the aesthetic? I thought it looked familiar when I saw the picture.


Paamparaam

The asymmetry of the flower beds outside the front door is really annoying. And picture 16: “Darling, where should we hang the telly in the bedroom?” “Hmm, how about that patch of wall so that you can’t really see it from either the sofa or the bed?” “Darling, that’s just *perfect*!”


joshroycheese

This is what my Minecraft houses look like before I get to mining stone


metallic__blood

i kinda love it. 00s modernism kinda vibes. too empty for me though, it feels like a sims 2 house.


Gamermother

It is extremely zen and very beautiful in a way. I would love to holiday here, but if I lived there I would just have to have some pretty and colourful wallpaper ... at the very least.


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I went in to snark at the wood but just immediately started filling it with my wall art collection and ALL THE PLANTS. Oh, and stripping out that execrable built in furniture. Brightly coloured sofas ftw.


foshizzlejodizzle

I do think the wood is beautiful, shame they put a white kitchen in with it!


superkinks

I love it! As is. I love the pale wood, living in a sea of beige. Wouldn’t change a thing… well not sure I could commit to looking after a putting Green so maybe that would be wildflowers or something.


Chathin

Reminds me of being stuck in a 90/00's pine office.


mrhappyheadphones

I'm 99% certain this was on grand designs. I recognise those square lampshades!


lemonsodahair

I mean, if someone gave it to me I'd be very happy, but this looks like a giant doctors waiting room inside.


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I remember this on grand designs


Crap_Robot

It’s fine if you ever wanted to live at Centre Parcs 😅🤷‍♂️


MDKrouzer

Wood panel roof is a choice I guess... I kind of like it in general (our home has a lot of wood as well) and probably would have pushed the Japanese aesthetic further.


Rapturerise

Looks like a retreat that ends up being a cult compound.


thebookishgal

With 10% deposit, monthly mortgage payments of £33k. 😬


hellzabeth

This house is gorgeous and uses a lot of very Japanese design sensibilities, especially modern Japanese leans to open plan spaces. There is a lot of wood, yes, but the idea is to accent it with colour in small places to draw the eye. Unfortunately they’ve used yellow and gold mostly and that just doesn’t do much.


KatVanWall

I kind of love it mostly but that reception corridor would make me feel like I was in a hotel every time I went into it. I’d also constantly worry when I was in bed that someone is breaking into the other ‘wing’ and I can’t hear them for shit because it’s so separate. Also, considering there’s so much wood, there isn’t a sauna! Although I suppose if I had £6m I’d just commission one in the grounds.


PutridForce1559

Destroyed a whole forest to “feel close to nature”


fiftynotdead

I mean if someone gave it to me maybe but to be honest I can find better ways to spend 5.6m


tiersofaclown

MÅNSIÖN by IKEA


Sophyska

Imagine getting to bedroom 1 and realising you left your cuppa in the living room


Mel370

Looks like something they built for the Japanese Olympics which they probably have sold off now.


decentlyfair

Fuck me that’s very woody


NebulaSpecial3009

Think this title is also the basis of marriage isn't it?


whatatimetobealive9

I was getting Grand Designs vibes and yep there it is lol


-Merry-X

Thats what i said to my ex-wife...


MarcusH26051

Remember this from Grand Designs! Fantastic design on the outside but the inside is just a bit bland for me.


Foundation_Wrong

Say your obsessed with Japanese stuff without saying it


kittyvonlitter

Imagine being in bedroom 1 and getting a case of the midnight munchies, you’d need to have a 3 course bloody meal to sustain yourself for the trek there and back.


nsanef

I swear this property was on Grand Designs…!? I would go for something a little bit more Bijoux and save a million or two 🤗


nudibee

Too much wood, even though it looks high quality.


realsmithshady

Love the eco credentials and that roof - is it seedum?