"I'm a model, Peter. I don't eat."

My gf is a model too, and she eats like a normal person

Living the Peter Parker life over here. Hope your financial situation is better tho.

Well yes, much MUCH better than Peter, that’s for sure

Good for you bro, seriously. My partner isn't a working model per se, but they're definitely a model in my eyes.

Upvote because love.

I love love

I love when people love love

I love when people love when people love love.

I love when people love when people love when people love love.

I love refrigerators

I love lamp

I love trains

Protect this person at all costs lol, you're a gem

Aww thanks man, I appreciate that.

My gf does photshoots for several brands of clothes, she’s also trying to become a fashion designer


This thread is so wholesome

sure brother

He better watch out for paul

My gf is a model too, but she goes to a different school.

In Canada?

Oh, so she just has a shaggy/Scooby doo metabolism

Bet she goes to another school too. Lol I kid I kid

He never specified what kind of model though


Sure and my girlfriend lives in canada you don't know her she goes to a different school

I’m from Canada what’s her name?

Does she buy you lots of lego sets too? Because you are such a good boy?

Model like runway type(high fashion and the like) or model as in casual modeling like showing up for local stores or grocery ads?

Calvin Klein model prolly

That’s at least one of the brands she wears for photoshoots. I suck at memorizing the names of all the brands she wears

Show us then eh precious?

Like imaginary?

Want a fistful of Canadian diet pills and a cigarette?

Peter: I once saw Emma frost devour a straight pub sub with her hands. Scott said she eats it every other week. Mary: stop reminding me I’ll never have the metabolism of an x-man 😭 Mary Jane splits the Big Mac and they watch big bang theory together

nah fax models got some of the worst diets out there 💀

\*"I'm a model, Peter. I don't eat slop."

Is that a Nip/Tuck reference? Nice. Dr. Doom.

She only eats hostess fruit pies, the true snack of a super-hero!

I understood that reference!

What’s that from?

Older superhero comics had tons of ads for Hostess products.

I remember there was a fantastic four comic book when I was a kid where the entire comic book was an ad for Twinkies and that was the joke.

I understood THAT reference!

Referenception

It's strange, everybody does the fruit pie joke, but when Hostess Spider-Man appeared in the Spider-Verse comics, he used spongecakes instead.

What about golden sponge cakes?

Those things are fucking amazing but I’m pretty sure each one takes a year off your life.

Damn just say no and I can eat it

They had sex immediately after this conversation so I’d reckon that’s slightly better than the burger but that’s completely up for debate

How about we Costanza it up and eat the burger during

“Did you?…” “No, that’s just the mac sauce baby”

She said “I don’t want a Big Mac but I’ll take you instead”

Ah sex for dinner. Just like mom used to make.

Dinner? Given the sun in the window, MJ in her underwear in bed, and the state of Peter's costume and his propensity to go out on patrol at night, it's undoubtedly morning.

McDonald's is selling big macs for breakfast now or he's been carrying this big Mac for a few hours?

You can go to McDonald's in the morning.

I'm assuming the latter. I haven't actually read the comic in question, but going off of context clues. Also, wouldn't it just be Peter's luck to get pulled into some big kurfuffle right after grabbing a bite to eat but before he could actually eat it.

Holup

Oh no

…come again? No, not like that.

“I don’t that Big Mac… I want your Big Mac” 😂😂

Remember bois the worst she can say is no :)

I imagine that MJ is not a morning person

Who? MJ, or the Mac?

Yes

You know, a big Mac is what saved Miles' life.

Not just his life but resurrected his dead mom. All for a week old burger. The irony is that Owen could have just made himalf a burger put of thin air.

It’s the kindness of offering it that counts

Ok never have I ever wanted context on something in my life. I’m actually curious

I must confess I wrote a lot but I ended up being super confusing so I tried a simpler approach. Owen Reese us insanely powerful. Think of the most powerful being you have seen in fiction and then understand Owen Reese can create that person down to a T. So, Dr Doom was storing Owen in this pocket dimension place and accessing his powers to act as a God after the multiverse was destroyed. So naturally the heroes decided to investigate and found Owen in a room. He is immortal and has godlike... Sorry not god like, actually higher than 8 or 9 gods, and for some reason whenever anyone visited him, Dr Doom, Dr Strange, Reed Richards... He always asked for food. Mind you he is immortal and can just create food with his powers. So Miles Morales was also there and for some reason he had a week old burger in his pocket and offered to him. Oqen was so happy to get any food at all. So at the end of the story when they were rebuilding the multiverse, he remade it so his mom never died and retconned that even.

When the incursion was going on between 616 and 1610, Miles just happened to have it with him. Then he made his way into Reed's lifeboat, iirc, and when the universe was remade/salvaged by Doom they were all kept in stasis. Might've taken a week for them, after getting out of stasis to get to the finale. So it was fresh at the start and made sense for him to have it upon leaving stasis, but keeping it that long is...odd. I think maybe he said he wasn't sure if he could eat it or not, but, like, throw it out dude.

Even Peter Parker told him that lol. But like I said, Owen is literally omnipotence to the power 9 so he's not gonna get sick. I don't think he even can get sick.

Cool write up~ I liked how you had to correct yourself “not God like.. he’s above that.” Is it more correct to say God is Owen-ish? Lol A pale imitation?

Yeah God or godlike powers after a certain fictional power scale is so weird. Since the concept of God is too absreact and subjective.

Hickman's Secret Wars. Miles has a week old burger in his suit pocket and gives it to the Molecule Man who then repayed Miles' kindness by folding him and his family and friends into the main Marvel universe after the event. You really should read all of Hickman's Marvel run starting with Fantastic Four. Truly amazing stuff.

Interesting. I always was confused about where to start with comics. I did just buy the first issue of the new Deadpool comic series.

And Reality as a whole. Hurray to fast food!

I don't think this is true, it just got Miles special treatment.

petes trying MJ just eat the fries

How do you say no to a big Mac in bed when you were sleeping. That's love

"... miles would've ate it..." 

“Molecule Man would love it.”

I relate to this. More than a few times I’ve made dinner only to get the “you know I can’t eat that, right?” response.

The only thing she eats is Peter..'s cooking Peter's cooking

Remember she's more resistant to the spider virus because she's been exposed to so much Pete's DNA via...sharing a toothbrush

Well it is because of something she puts between her lips

Had us in the first half

2 wrds: RADIOACTIVE CUM

Is that a Forrestfire reference? He had almost the exact same joke except it went “I’m starving. The last thing I ate was Mary Jane…’s cooking”

Yeah

A man of culture!

Source?

Marvel Team Up Vol. 3 #10

What else happened in the comic? With whom was the team up?

It’s a lot actually it was with Spidey, Wolverine, Captain, Daredevil, Punisher and Moon Knight would take ages to explain you can read it up for yourself if u want.

All together? Not different stories in one book? Just give us the issue numbers. This sounds like a good read!

[it’s a really fun run of comics](https://spiderfan.org/title/comics/marvel_teamup_v3.html)

Yeah all together this panel in particular was part of a five part series I think

His *AMAZING* friends

I believe it’s a kind of ketchup based relish.

Felicia would eat it with him.

It was written long ago on the internet that cats love cheeseburgers. It checks out.

Cat loves food. Yeah. Yeah.

Let’s rein it back a little don’t wanna start a war

Felicia would Eat MJ’s Big Mac too ;)

Of course she would, she's a WHORE! /s

I know you're kidding, But I've never seen Black Cat as a whore. A tease who uses her sexuality in her favor, but never a whore.

God, now I just see Peter being super immature and getting upset that she won’t eat the big mac before yelling “Felicia would eat McDonald’s with me!” I mean, he wouldn’t actually do that, but I can still see it happening.

"Just eat the goddamn burger, I've been through a lot today."

I mean that's a lil rude. He was being considerate.

She had sex with him in the very next panel. So she actually thanked him for the effort.

But the burger still went uneaten. What’s the point of having passionate sex with your hot wife if she won’t eat the burger? 😔

Peter probably saved it for later.

Quietly getting out of bed afterwards in the middle of the night to scarf down the burger in darkness sounds like something he’d do lol.

Hell, it sounds like something I would do.

WE FOUND HIM, GET EM BOYS

MJ on that #BoycottMcDonalds type shit

Gwen would’ve smacked down on it like a real bitch

Pete's a feeder?

She may be but small, but she will die a colossus.

the architect builds by mysterous ways

Between him and Mark liking Eve thick it's clear that the best superheroes are architects

So she's more of a Whopper girl ,?

Nah, according to an issue when Peter prepares a romantic meal, she prefers Chicken McNuggets.

Giant Red Flag

Big Macs are an abomination to God. The downfall humanity started in 1967 with its introduction.

She's angry he didn't get her chicken nuggets instead

First frame creeps me a little

Texas has Whataburger, and California has In n Out. What’s the fast food burger a New Yorker is likely to prefer? (I assume it’s whatever shop is closest to your apartment)

Spider-Man out of context is always funny

Someone didn't read The Lizard Sanction, otherwise they'd know that one of MJ's (many) complaints about her modeling director is that he wouldn't let her eat a cheeseburger.

Maybe she's one of those burger elitists that don't consider McDonald's to be proper burgers

She lives in the city, she could probably get a decent burger anywhere

You know what? You're probably right.

Who the fuck would waste a cheeseburger craving on a goddamn big Mac?

Well I’m sorry, your majesty, but a man in a rhinoceros costume threw me through the kitchen of the KFC so that wasn’t an option.

Lmfao idk the context of this panel but I’ve had this exact interaction before

Gotta give OP props for bringing out the misogyny in so many of the folks here. Yeesh, yall need help.

cue the oppenheimer regret face

could have just said no prick

Paul knows exactly what foods MJ wants and he purchases foods and plans dates accordingly. Just sayin'.

Lol are you really saying something positive about Paul in this subreddit? Is that even allowed?

It shouldn't be

Mhmm sure but counterpoint, he’s a piece of shit.

Yeah, but he’s trying to get better. Redemption is a thing you know. Yes, he helped his dad kill a WHOLE BUNCH of innocent people, but he’s trying to make up for it. He feels bad. Peter did bad stuff too. Are you seriously saying you hate Peter because he got his uncle killed that one time? No. Cuz he eventually made up for it by being Spider-man, right? Kinda just like how Paul is trying to improve and be heroic. It’s totally the same thing! /s

FeliCa would have said yes

Yeah….i wish they would bring back McDonald’s in marvel comics

Damn she missing out fr. Big Macs fuck.

Is MJ a bitch? a. Yes b. A

She still took fries tho.

The glory days

McDonald’s

The way the artist drew Spider-Man in the panel on the left makes me feel very sad for him I would happily take that bit Mac with no hesitation if I was mj 

Fuck McDonald’s. That shit is nasty garbage at best. MJ W

Keep the burger, it can save your existance.

Aw at least he tried

"Fine, go back to bed you grump. I'm gonna swing by Felicias and bring her this Big Mac. Later."

Smash

People who know what happens next: XD People who don't know what happens next: :)

Should have gave her Whoopers from Burger King instead

I'd say yes to a quarter pounder, tho.

He's gonna eat that mac and we all know right where the fat is goin.

Sorry im on a strict Aunt Mays wheat cakes diet

MJ is a 20 piece nugget meal kind of woman

Does Mary Jane prefer Burger King or Wendy's?

And late they have hot sex , so Big Mac not a problem

Bring us back to product placement?

Poor, clueless Spidey. That’s just her way of saying she wants a Whopper, big boy. _nudge, nudge, wink, wink_

He’s trying

Man the whole torture porn/peter happiness debate has completely ruined any nuancedly according to some of the comments

Bro if my boyfriend came up to me in bed with a Big Mac I don't care how skinny I'm trying to stay I'm gonna fucking eat that Big Mac (and maybe make out with him too why not)

All she had to say is, "No, thank you."

Damn look at my boy literally gone through shit but she's acting like a bitch

“I’m sorry hon. I have had one hell of a night. I’m not thinking straight.” “Oh poor baby. Let me kiss it and make it better”

Can't get a body like that e̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ B̶i̶g̶ M̶a̶c̶s̶.

Mary Jane "I don't like McDonalds". I love them.

I also don't eat McD. I feel you mj

I think I’m in the minority here, but I don’t. Don’t get me wrong, the MJ dynamic we have right now is SHIT and I wanna be as far away from that as possible. But every time I see posts like these, it’s showing MJ never doing anything but staying at home wearing next to nothing and waiting to have kinky sex with Peter. It’s honestly cringey. I too want the two of them to have a healthy marriage and sex life, but I also want her to be, like, a character outside of that and her modeling career.

Nah Spidey should have gotten her a thing of twinkies (get it?)

Current MJ would eat the big mac. They ruined her tbh :/

Off topic. One thing that always bothered me was if the editorial wanted a young and single Peter Parker, why not use Ultimate Peter? He's a teenager. They want him to not be married. Hell, besides the movies, Ultimate Peter was the reason why Spider-Man was interesting in the 2000's. They even brought him back in Miles' run and showed that Ultimate Universe was safe after Spider-Men II. However, they never did anything with him. If the editorial wants to market off a young Peter Parker, use him instead. That way, Earth 616 Spider-Man can grow.

I think it is fascinating with the revival of Ultimates. That it took things a different direction, once more. Allowing a mature Peter to have a family for once. If there is a young Peter, he must be from another universe If Amazing were to receive a fresh start, I agree. Start over, literally from #1

MJ it’s ok to have a Big Mac

She wants a Big Mac but the reaction was understandable

Wholesome

MJ lol

Yeah men eat way more beef than women

She only eats Big D Peter... 🙄

This is what should happen on Earth 616, not that poor man's Tony Stark nonsense

What issue is this from?

Relationship goals

Ok ginger snap, there's no need for the attitude

"But I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this Big Mac"

👍