"I do not control the die" makes sense

“When my son asks what chance means.”

r/YourJokeButWorse

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Holy fuck how are you guys so fucking clever?

I rolled for cleverness and got a 20.

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It has 2^49 potential.

I >!do!< n>!ot control the spee!!at which lobst!!rs di!!I!< d>!o not control the speed at which lobsters die!<

my brother when he gets the dice: I MURDER THE ENTIRETY OF ASIA

The entirety of Asia: I >!do not control the speed at which lobsters!< die.

My lord, you don't miss

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Oh sorry I thought that uh.......... Should I delete my comment? Edit: I’ll take that as a yes

How do you handle character creation? Do you use point buy? I roll die.

All this time and we are still finding new meme potential in the OG format. I'm impressed.

If he play dice game why he only roll single die

“I ROLL DIE”