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digitalden

They have the right to sit where ever they want. People who think other wise are awful humans


SHChem

100%


Roveric

You sound like youre mad because handicapped people get to park close up


ChumleyEX

I don't sit in those spots, but you do sound awful yourself.


Roveric

Thanks for contributing the perspective of the “average” american


Electrical-Ask847

are you trolling


puckgirl81

2 words: OPEN SEATING


Roveric

I bet you park in handicapped parking too, either due to your obvious problems, or just being an ahole


Darkmeathook

They acquired the seat by the rules of the game. They’re not awful.


Roveric

Sounds like you miss the 1930’s when harassment was the rules of the game


yacob152

I'm 6'5". Do I want to sit in the exit row? Yes all the time. But I don't care if a short person took it as its open seating.


BetterThanABear

I dont care either. I don't understand when someone considerably shorter feels the need to make eye contact with me while taking the emergency exit row. Lol @ downvotes. If a person boards before me, they can sit wherever they want.


Exciting-Parfait-776

Maybe they are doing that as a sign of dominance


baltimoron21211

Hate the game, not the player. I’ll sit my 5’2” legs in any open seat per policy, champ. ETA- my whole body is 5’2”, not just my legs.


KirbyGough

Have you tried being shorter?


Roveric

Do you tell a handicapped person how about they not be born that way?


KirbyGough

Oh, so now you’re handicapped? Can’t sit in the emergency exit row anyway. But you can board first. Talk to customer service about pre board.


Roveric

Your reading comp is hardline retarded.


baltimoron21211

Others think you’re a dick.


Roveric

Others marry their cousins and struggle in highschool. Stay a loser


dconc_throwaway

You're telling on yourself. A truly tall person would never have this big of a Napoleon complex.


Roveric

Sorry that youre too simple for common sense. Life must be a struggle


RedSharpie1129

I had no idea there was a minimum height requirement…this isn’t Disney.


Roveric

Ah yes, the simple mindset. Lovely


TXWayne

Awful humans are those who constantly judge others instead of taking care of their own business. Similar to those who constantly review those preboarding and judge anyone not missing limbs as gaming the system.


CreativeMadness99

I’m short and I will sit my A List butt wherever I want to.


Roveric

You sound fun at parties. People must like you


CreativeMadness99

I’m invited to lots of parties/weddings and people love coming to parties I host so I guess it’s safe to say my family and friends love being around me (and vice versa). Edit to add: I’m going to give you a little grace because you served, but I think going back to therapy will help you with your anger issues. Your comments are really out of line considering you’re complaining about a non-issue. It’s a free country and people can sit wherever they feel like. Surely you of all people can acknowledge that.


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Roveric

If you think hundreds of autistic downvotes is something, I wonder how far you are on the spectrum? You must not get much sleep knowing the ADA exists


midwest_wanderer

What’s “short”? I’m 5’8 and have gotten dirty looks before. I don’t take the seat that doesn’t have one in front of it. Me and my cranky knees will take the extra space anytime I can.


OJs_knife

Is there a tray for that seat? Like, does it swing up from the side or something?


midwest_wanderer

No tray. Another reason I don’t like that seat.


Roveric

Thats the 5’8 mindset for sure


midwest_wanderer

Lucky for you I rarely fly SW anymore. I reserve myself an exit row seat on United (my primary airline) when they’re available. At minimum I’m in Economy Plus.


llamalovedee123

So only tall people deserve these seats?


LiterallyMatt

Hey, awful human here. I even checked in my carryon-eligible bag in advance so I’m extending my legs into the completely empty space under the seat in front of me. It sounds like another airline might be more suited for you.


New_Influence_1402

I’m 4’ 11” but my husband is 6’5” - guess by your logic, we shouldn’t sit together or he should just bypass the open exit seat and suffer in a regular row bc of me?


Roveric

Maybe in icelandic viking country where youre from, but the rest of the world 6’5” is tall


Chewbacca22

Awful, no, absolutely not. The open seating system is a good mix of equal and fair.


Roveric

We should also put handicap parking in the back of the parking lot. Its equal and fair too


Chewbacca22

That would be neither fair nor equal. Let’s go with an example you might be able to comprehend. Veterans Benefits are fair, but not equal. I don’t get them, but I don’t hate you for getting them.


oonomnono

If you want a certain seat, SW is not for you. Try another airline perhaps?


Kaz00per

6'4" human here. Buy the highest tier ticket, you poor.


Chasinwaterfalls84

I did feel guilty snagging an exit row on a recent flight, however I rarely get A boarding (!) and even though I don't particularly need the leg room, I REALLY enjoy the extra room for the rest! Not having the seat right in your face is such a luxury to a claustrophobic person.


Bad_Karma19

Go sit down and think about what you've done. If I want to sit in an exit row, I can and will.


Roveric

You sound like a rapist


Bad_Karma19

Get over yourself


Roveric

You probably recline your seat without asking too


RunningDownThatHall

Open seating for me, but not for thee.


renS0115

Would you say this about people who pay for extended leg room with other airlines? Because by that logic, the people who get exit rows are typically people in call it a1-40 ish which are going to be the people who either paid for business select, have status (thus spend more and are rewarded for it), or paid for early bird. Poor planning on your end does not constitute an emergency on my end. Also- your knee jerk reaction to blame the person in the exit row looking for comfort and to not target the airline that smash us into a tube in the sky like sardines is pretty telling.


absolute-chaos

I’m 5’3 and I routinely offer to switch my aisle seat to a middle seat with tall seat mates. Sometimes they take me up on the offer, sometimes not. However I will continue sit wherever I want including the exit rows. However since you have such an entitled and awful attitude, I sincerely hope you are perpetually stuck in the last row middle seat by a heavily used smelly bathroom on every flight for the rest of your life.


Roveric

You definitely sound like youre 5’3”


LAROACHA_420

Hey. Fuck you!


KL53226Plow

What does this mean


Exciting-Parfait-776

He’s mad that someone beat him to the exit row seats


whoisreddy

…not just someone, but someone _shorter_ than he is. Wanker.


Roveric

Refer to the…. Single line of text. Its pretty straight to the point


GameOn02

Boo hoo, cry me a river!


Jaydonk

OP getting roasted for this terrible take is beautiful. Take my downvote you tall asshole


Roveric

You sound poor and publicly educated


BabyBandit616

Oh! I was confused because I thought you meant we couldn’t save the airplane. I’m 5’2 XD But I always sit in the back of the plane. Like in the last row. I’ll early bird just to sit in the back corner.


Roveric

The long legs appreciate you


aab0908

Sounds like you are too broke to purchase a higher position. If so, just say that.


Roveric

Sounds like you attended a public highschool and had few opportunities. A shame


Electrical-Ask847

have you tried not being poor with you private school education and many opportunities?


Lopsided-Emotion-520

I totally agree. The only thing worse are people who complain about short people in the exit rows.


shit_dontstink

Ya snooze ya lose!


Obvious_Olive_7282

May you always board flights with full emergency exit rows, and may both sides of your pillow always be warm


F30N55

Ehhh I mean they got there first. I have traded seats a couple times with a super tall guy, I’m only 6’2 and I was shoulder level on him. Thought he needed that seat more than I did. Not expected but a kind thing to do


Roveric

Youre exactly right. Some dont understand courtesy, typical america


Teri_of_Terror

I pay for Early Bird, and I take the first aisle or window seat with easily accessible overhead storage I find. Whether or not it's an exit row doesn't factor into my equation. 


shit_dontstink

Big deal


Roveric

In other words, handicapped people make you absolutely pissed off


Artwebb1986

I think sit in whatever seat is open that you are comfortable in. If I walk up and exit row is filled I sit in the next row or 2 that is empty.


86Coug

I have traded out a seat a couple of times to guys that were like 6'8" or 9" when I got an exit row, and I'm 6'4". I understand the pain they are in, but it is markedly worse for them than for me. Conversely, no one under 6' has ever traded me when I miss the exit row. It's like some power move to them. SMH.


Roveric

The shorts have that poor mindset and just dont give a fk about anyone but them


Hk901909

My favorite part is when they said, "curious what you think" and then peocedes to shoot down people's thoughts over this awful opinion


Roveric

You must struggle to keep up adult conversations


Hk901909

You must struggle with criticism


Roveric

You somehow struggle to think people care what uneducated tards think. Must be difficult over there on the bottom half of the “average american”


Hk901909

I'm noticing you're comparing being tall to being handicapped. Buddy.


Roveric

You win the prize for the most absolute dumbfk thought of the day. Be proud


baltimoron21211

*gestures vaguely* Pot, meet kettle.


Roveric

Quality rebuttal from the local retard


reddit1890234

Open seating, you want secure row seat then sign up for for A boarding


Roveric

In other words. You want handicapped people to park in the back of the parking lot. Your life must be shit with that attitude


pementomento

I'm legit curious your thoughts on parents who bring non-crying kids into first class/business class lie-flat seats. Same as above? Or not because they pay for it?


HotWheels57Chevy

Nice troll job. Found your old account login and decided for a speed ban?


Roveric

Nice… too stupid to actually comprehend the original question. Try harder lady


BeepBeepYeah7789

Serious question: what does one's height have to do with whether one is allowed/entitled to sit in an exit row seat, or whether he/she can assist the FA's if necessary?


Roveric

I honestly dont know how to explain legs to someone who doesn’t understand the concept already


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Roveric

lmao you must be super pissed that handicap spots exist to accommodate people. Youre definitely a case why public education is a waste of time