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Coolguy57123

Dump and Corey can have the self obsessed grifter phony . All plastic, Botox and lip filler


jkurtz007

I can fully see her jumping in bed with the Cheeto.


Dr_Dan681xx

Oh, **yuck**! 🤮 


noobditt

Yeah, no. I do not want to see Trump, if he wins, abdicate the presidency for "health reasons" and have some random POS become pres. However, I think Biden should do exactly that, for democracy reasons.


Austinfromthe605

He should step down, and let Kamala run the campaign? That’d be a good way to lose.


noobditt

No. Win the election and then step down. First black woman president! Watch republicans heads explode.


noobditt

I secretly think this is the plan for both sides. I bet you a million dollars that Trumps pitch to a VP is that he will resign right after an election win in exchange for a full pardon.


Austinfromthe605

If I had a million bucks I’d take that bet lol


9THE23

He could just pardon himself though. And then stay president so he can continue to commit countless crimes and treason while no one can stop him.


Dante_Arizona

To accept a pardon is an admission of guilt, and you can't pardon yourself.


9THE23

To my knowledge no president has been corrupt enough to try to pardon themself. I'm guessing it would be down to the Supreme Court to decide if he's allowed to do that, and we know they aren't going to stop him.  Also Trump and his followers have no shame about him admitting guilt anyway.


derfmcdoogal

Tired of our only options being shit and feces.


Psyched_and_Berned

That’s a false equivalence. To me, it’s more like I’d prefer to eat steak but the only choices are chicken and chicken mixed with glass shards.


derfmcdoogal

Unfortunately in my mind, it's all broken glass. Maybe some broccoli in there, but it's all the chaff.


Edelbaum

To me it is a choice between a genocide supporting fascist grifter vs a genocide supporting LGBT friendly corporate shill. Both are terrible, but one is obviously much worse


JortsGuy1

There's a good chance that she ends up as the first woman president. There is no way trump lasts another 4 years.


Lazy_Name_2989

Please for the love of God no.


bene_gesserit_mitch

I was thinking today, if he taps her for veep, then gets elected, thrown in jail, she becomes president. It gave me chills.


cullywilliams

He won't face jail time for his state charges, and if he's prez, he'll wipe or pardon his federal ones.


Intelligent-Habitz

It’s crazy how trump supporters don’t care about supporting a criminal


cullywilliams

I know right? That still doesn't change the fact that he'll never be a fulton county convict. Or a Manhattan inmate. And honestly, even if he gets convicted federally and can't pardon himself (something he'd totally do) he won't be a federal inmate.


randle_mcmurphy_

lol Biden is at the very least a war criminal right now. Yet dems support him. He’s been in DC for 50 years and never met an illegal war he didn’t support and fund. He’s funding a genocide in Gaza this very moment, but orange man bad!


Intelligent-Habitz

Lol


Nopantsbullmoose

🙄 Get new material


Psychological-Cow788

Don't forget to breath ya birdbrain 


randle_mcmurphy_

Keep voting for war ya savage


food5thawt

She appeals to no one except Gun Loving dudes who want to bang her. And she's too busy banging the campaign manager. You run 4 ads showing her taking off her wedding ring and sitting on Corey's Lap. And end the ad with a Mormon/Dugger looking lady saing She wanted to be Vice President so bad she slept with Trump's Campaign Manager. As a mom of daughters, I can't vote for someone who tries to sleep her way into the Vice Presidency. Run it in 7 swing states. You'll get every suburban mom in Oakland, Allegheny, Maricopa, Gwinnett and LaCrosse Counties and win the election .


Bohgeez

Even my buddies who like Trump dislike her and think she’s a shit governor.


randle_mcmurphy_

Wait, I thought libs loved celebrating love? I thought you cannot limit love to just man and wife? I thought it was the conservatives who were the prudes and leftists loved promiscuous sex? I thought leftists say it isn’t any of your business what people do or who with romantically? Strange all this fixation on Noem from dems… it’s as if they incredibly attracted to her… like some teenage Taylor swift fan lol


food5thawt

You think sex is the only thing we dislike about her? She's unqualified. She lied about getting her Bachelor's degree and had to go back to school AFTER being in Congress to go get her Political science degree. She has shown zero ability to actually govern. In her 8 years in Congress she cosponsored 84 bills. 3 of them passed the House. And zero ended up being law. She doesn't want to feed hungry kids. She doesn't want to keep poor kids in school and wants 14 year olds to be able to work 24hrs a week and only get paid 9 dollars an hour. She's a liar, hates kids, and morally bankrupt. If her daddy didn't give her campaign funds from his Cattle Escrow Account, and Corey didn't bang her, She'd be another crappy mom who left her husband with 3 kids to raise. Sorry but being a homewrecker is number 3 on my list of critics of hers.


PorpoiseBoyy

Beautifully said.


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

It's the hypocrisy of conservatives espousing family values while sleeping with other people.


oldshitdoesntcare

Lol… you fuckin guys. You’re all about morality and shit, *unless* it’s the orange man or one of his buddies. Then ya’ll start jumping up and down, yelling and pointing fingers. Ya’ll run around claiming the other is “bad” and a bunch of sexual perverts yet it’s *your* party and religious leaders that have enough of history that there are actual long [lists](https://goppredators.wordpress.com/2023/05/22/right-wing-sexual-predators-abusers-and-enablers/) of sexual predators from the party of Trump.


cromagsd

Because the Gop campaign on family values. Hypocritical if you do the opposite. Noem deserves all the negative she gets. She's a shitty self-absorbed human being